#the entire story is wild

[reversedumbrella]

happy birthday! can you tell me something memorable that happened to you this year, even if you think other people might find it boring or unimpressive?

a lot of stuff happened last year 🤔i started dating @1o1percentmilk ☺️ its long distance and one time he sent me a bunch of candy he likes. cue to my mother and my father almost crying at my door after i called them bc of a problem at customs. and oh its drugs! its 5 years jail!! he's tricking you by sending you drugs he's being tricked into sending you drugs!! and thats how i learned i can't trust my parents to not overreact to the most basic shit

anyway i was strong harmed into not accpeting the package and it went on a TRIP. it jumped between the countries, travalled across them and one day it was at my door. insane

[theanonymousninja247]

The Wild Robot

My Response After Watching it

Y’all. I believe in humanity again if THAT is what people can create. What a story. WHAT. A. Story.

Please. Please. PLEASE. Take the time to watch it. It is BEYOND worth it.

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[wotchernewt]

i think the most interesting thing about wild life so far is how textually, canonically, Explicitly Stated Within The Episodes And Therefore Admissible As Canon Lore, grian is in control of this one. like you can go around writing angst about the rest of the life series being The Watchers tormenting everyone but this time it's unambiguously grian responsible for the torment. he knows all the wild cards in advance because he designed them, and he has the power and authority to stop them in their tracks if he decides they've gone too far. i want fifteen fics about this on my desk by this evening.

[screwpinecaprice]

Connverse conversation I had in a dream recently. They were either talking about a struggling shelter or were playing match-makers. (Or both idk? It was a little fuzzy.) I didn't get to know what happened next because I woke up.

But I swear I heard "You think I'm sexy when I pull out my charts" before IRL though.

[nibbelraz]

I keep seeing about the pregnancy SVSSS stuff so I would like to contribute with some trope. For qijiu.

The thing about my family is that EVERY TIME someone is pregnant the one who will also can feel the morning sickness is my grandma.

From my mother's female siblings and her, to the wives of uncles including my own cousins who have married when they got morning sickness, my grandma who is somehow in Johor while everyone is two states away started puking.

Oh you think you can withhold the announcement later on ? Nope if grandma started showing puking and morning sickness the fam will notice quickly and the fact that one of my uncles live nearby in town to check on her weekly.

(she's old tho I hope she got rest, her 10 children are all married and she even already have great grandchildren and before you asked yes she also get morning sickness when the pregnancy of her great grandchildren happens)

So I actually planned thoughts of SJ pregnancy with this. Qing Jing's previous peak lord started having nausea and wonders what going on and bam. Their newest meow meow is pregnant. Or even it is the previous Sect Leader who somehow feel the pain cause our beloved SJ is cursing him up a storm for locking YQ in cave.

You know that transmit period pain into your favourite male fictional character, yeah SJ will do that.

But another scenario that also makes sense is peak lord SQQ(j) is pregnant and Qi-ge promises to find a cure to lessen the burden of morning sickness. Bla bla plot stuff. SJ successfully connect the pain stuff towards Qi-ge so he can feel the burden together. Pretty sure he won't hesitate it to transmit the pain into others cause seems not ooc

Anyway what's your thoughts?

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS but one is definitely I agree that Shen Jiu is beaming his Pregnancy pains to Yue Qingyuan AND the rest of the peak. Also if it works by just thinking about the person imagine this was during canon and he just is beaming his Pains to Luo Binghe In the abyss just to piss him off (he thinks he's dead but you know...if he isn't hit him with another pain)

Another is i hope your grandma can soon rest from all this morning sickness especially when she's feeling it from her GRANDCHILDREN ALSO

[boyofzoot]

Akira (1988)

[weepingtalecowboy]

The fierce , the short and the bad cosplay

Fanfic prompt:

Honestly triforce heroes fierce deity might actually be a deity

Because it can shoot beams and everything and is found in the den of trials

It is a genuine quest to get it not an easy to access skin that simply looks cool

So despite the toon style making it look cutesy and stuff that is in fact a deity lol

I just like to believe that Legend stays the size he was as a hylian ... short

The fierce deity and the short deity lol

And the cosplayer who has a high quality cosplay and just awkwardly stands next to them both

But like I like to believe that the fierce deity in triforce heroes is a version that Legend actually has full control over

Not because it is weaker but because he proved himself to it and then decided to mentally beat the shit out off it till he had full control over it

Which is why he can use it next to a bunch of people and in tournaments

He simply teabagged it into submission

Time trying to intimidate the chain with the fierce deity : “this is dangerous *yapping* what destroyed the demon *more yapping* blah blah … not going to use it lol

Legend : “oh, you mean that one “

Then Time watched in horror as legend did a sailor moon transformation *the way you casually change entire outfits in triforce heroes*

Legend : “yeah , it’s pathetic I know … but the beam is cool”

Time proceeded to lag and watch in fear as Legend just kept casually talking to people and stuff

Time after he stopped lagging: “Legend WTF how did you even get it”

Legend : “… broke into its house … you know the usual”

Time: “WTF man , how…,?’?!!…. Why !?!?… have you fought a god or something”

Legend *having an oracle of ages and seasons flashback* : “nah, that was five hundred years ago when I fought oni x,…on-ax ,… fire dude who possessed din and Nayru took control over the concept of time and tried to destroy the whole world… I had fun controlling time and also changing the seasons … good times”

Time : *screaming , crying, throwing hands up in the air*

The chain witnessed the exchange in concern

Time meanwhile was contemplating his existence and having a little something called an existential crisis

Time then proceeds to think that legend is the fierce deity

Because what the hell does … FIVE FUCKNG CENTURIES mean in this concept… he is meant to be the hero of time

Not ‘HIM’ … he is the hero of time ,… not the fucking hero of legends

What the hell is Legend…

THE FUCKING GODDESS OF TIME

Is that why he wears a dress

Because he surly can’t travel back in time 5 centuries… how did legend even do that

HOW…!?,.!!.!?

[velvetjune]

I’ve replayed enough Control to not be surprised, but I’ll never forget how magical it was to first uncover small details like the previous director, Northmoor, being in the power plant, all the security cameras following wherever you go, Ahti responding to Jesse’s thoughts, or the book club papers corresponding to deaths you come across in the game

[panharmonium]

i am not usually interested in dramatically canon-divergent scenarios because the canon story is what compels me, but i've been obsessed with this moment ever since i re-heard it during my second viewing. from the perspective of someone who already finished the story once and now knows the truth - this was wild.

WHAT IF?

[sevastiel]

I think my favorite WF hot take is that Dominus Thrax,

Is the drifter's void clone.

Look at that hand.

Thats a human hand. Flesh and blood. Thrax is a humanoid.

And yet, we know that the Drifter created all of Duviri, and between him and Thrax, they are the only two genuinely human feature having people in the entirety of Duviri. Not only that, but the operator has a void double, and the Drifter doesn't get haunted like that. Their timelines were split, so it'd make more sense that he WOULD be. So, wheres the clone? WELL.

Who does Thrax echo, if not that small lost child from the Zariman, clinging to his stories to keep himself sane. Thrax takes the Drifter's place as functional king, and either borrows or has the same void powers that the drifter does, seeing as he can propagate the spiral himself. The throne wasn't necessary, given the Hex quest.

IN THIs ESSAY I WILL-

[ebitenpura]

[fromtheseventhhell]

I also find it funny that fandom will only accept Lyanna being her non-conforming, wild self in the context of saying that Arya isn't meant to be pretty; Any other day we get back-to-back posts about how Lyanna is actually super traditionally feminine cause she sniffled at a song once, so she's actually more like Sansa. Instead of constantly speaking on Arya and Lyanna, how about you guys reflect on why your standards of beauty for women are attached to how well they perform feminity within the patriarchy?

[shinesurge]

tangentially related, lee has been very supportive of the novels and thinks kc is going to find a lot more success as prose because people don't go to comics looking for anything beyond like. marketable safe gays or newspaper strips and that would be wonderful Obviously but also :)))) it has Been Here it has BEEN HERE

[fuckyeahjamesmay]

In case anybody didn't know... I really love the hit BBC2 program Top Gear... Especially these three...

[sjweminem]

i miss the interactions i had with my dad when he was beyond zooted off morphine/dilaudid and chemo. like in 2018 when i was watching that livestream pete wentz did from his bathtub w the fob mania bath bomb while i sat on the couch next to him and he looked over and started pinching my face and waving his hands in front of the screen and was then like "oh i thought he could see you" i'm so honored my dad thought i was skyping w pete wentz in the fucking bathtub and immediately wanted to fuck the whole thing up