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Petition once again for a production of Julius Caesar that frames it as just insane collegiate lacrosse team drama
#it fits the vibe perfectly bc they're all annoying ass privileged full of themselves white guys#the entire play is the same#rome is their team/college#the plebeians are the junior varsity#caesar was the captain#brutus was vice captain#and then becomes captain after the coup#the assassination scene is the same except they use lacrosse sticks instead of knives#the battles are like the varsity was split into two teams that played each other during practice#antony and octavius vs cassius and brutus#octavius is a transfer student from another school#anyway i think it'd be perfect#it really highlights how fucking annoying the characters are and recontextualizes the themes of like masculinity and whiteness#julius caesar my beloved play <33#julius caesar#shakespeare
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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker
Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.
Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.
Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.
#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin#history tag#Voltaire#merlin absolutely hates candide you can not convince me otherwise#If asked Merlin would say he would much rather deal with the Puritans turning the entire country into a Christian death cult again#then have to be in the same room as voltaire one more time#Every time he remembers Voltaire has been dead for centuries he sighs in relief#It happens every six weeks give or take#catherine the great#Fredrick of Prussia#thoughts that came to me as i played civ 7 can you tell?
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FAROEVERSE DOODLES I can only think about her for 5 minutes at a time before I become unwell and need to lie down
(also in this au Arthur dies during the book incident instead of Parker (who probably wasn’t present), she’d been going thru his office trying to find a way to be helpful bc her father never tells her things and keeps his job from her and she found some things she probably shouldn’t have, Arthur caught her a bit too late)
((AND Jane is literally the exact same as John except her gender got transed in the opposite direction))
#LIKE WDYM THE ENTIRE STORY WOULD PLAY OUT DIFFERENT SIMPLY BECAUSE SHES A YOUNG WOMAN RAGGHHJKK#like dealing with the horrors im sure would he the same but THE OTHER PEOPLE??? SIMPLY THE WAY THEYD INTERACT WITH HER DIFFERENTLY??????#BECAUSE WOMAN ??#IM ILL IM ILL#also the decisions she’d make bc of her naivety and different traumas and life experiences and ough#I know tahts like obvious but still I’m ill#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#faroe lester#faroe malevolent#jane doe malevolent#jane malevolent#faroeverse#oscar malevolent#detective noel#daniel saltzman
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Text is from Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Eurypides
#my art#dragon age#it’s the same play as the famous ‘I fear to stain your clothes with blood’ ‘Stain them. I don’t care’#but I thought this part was mroe fitting#the entire conversation between Herakles and Theseus is just.. highly recommend reading it
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cannot think too hard about the fact that vivienne was young when she first originally met bastien, the head of the council of heralds, and he took an interest in her when he was likely well into his forties. cannot think about how the moment he set eyes on her during the wintersend ball she was made a target of the rest of the orlesian court. can't think about how she was forced into becoming a player of the game and that she NEEDED to become good at it and have bastien's support or she would of been killed. having a very normal one about vivienne today, clearly
#dragon age inquisition#vivienne#da:i#da: inquisition#dragon age#vivienne dragon age#vivienne de fer#dont think people focus enough on the fact that it was bastien specifically who took an interest in her. bastien. the head of the council.#just. agh. her connection to him both enabled her to claw a place out for herself in the same orlesian court that despised her but#at the same time he was the entire reason why they targeted her in the first place.#she plays the game and she plays the game GOOD and she is so. so damn cool for it.#just wish dai gave her more to do :/
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Did you know the fantasy MMORPG Final Fantasy Fourteen only uses the word "okay" 9 times in dialogue throughout the entire hundreds of hours long story? And each use of "okay" that got through seems like an actual mistake that simply didn't get edited out?
There is no use of "okay" in A Song of Ice and Fire. There is no use of "okay" in the entire The Witcher series. It's something that's like... just really largely accepted for fantasy. I would argue that vocabulary choice and word choice does a huge amount of heavy lifting to make something "feel" like a fantasy!!!!! It's a part of the genre expectation that I think is largely agreed on.
If you're writing a medievalish fantasy in a fantasy land, and you chose to establish a unique vocabulary and to minimize modern anachronisms to facilitate the feeling of being in a different fantasy world than our own modern mundane world, in a way that is commonly accepted for fantasy, and you've done it in all 3 previous of your games except for deliberate exceptions for artistic reasons, then you expect that to continue into the next part of the story so you feel like there's continuity.
the FFXIV English localization team made a point never to use "okay" commonly because it DOES make it feel too modern. It's actually a really easy thing to keep an eye on, editing wise.
and FFXIV is a game that has ACTUAL MODERN CARS and PARKING LOTS!!! and the English writing team STILL cared about eliminating "okay". Because they cared in a basic way about how word choice affects fantasy experience. Anyway, so that's how it feels when fantasy writing cares about the little details :)
Anyway, I'll continue to look at it as the most easy softball lob toward the writers' and editors' bats that they just fucking whiffed for no reason. Or whiffed on purpose, which is even fucking worse.
And after this week's revelations that BioWare always HATED and devalued the medieval fantasy Dragon Age and LOVED and valued the futuristic sci-fi Mass Effect, this style change is even more important to me. When a company looks down on fantasy PERIOD and suddenly in the latest game even the very language is changed to not feel as much as a fantasy game.... HMMM Hmmmm hmmmm I'm sure it's nothing!!!!!! but yeah it's childish to have basic expectations for a fantasy setting
#Dragon Age#DA4 critical#it might not matter to you but it matters to me :)#the entire point of me looking closely at the scripts was because.... word choice is so important to genre!!!#different genres have different vocabularies and if you're making a game in a same series I genuinely think you need a DAMN good reason to#change the basic vocabulary of the world!!! vocabulary choice changes how the world feels!!! why are you changing how the world feels!!!#if you want the world to feel different than you should expect people to feel different toward your world#I'm going back to playing Shadowbringers now because it's an actually well-written video game#that really enjoys being a fantasy game and fulfilling a fantasy experience#there are fantasy games that have chosen to DELIBERATELY use “okay” in order to accomplish goals that the writers have#but we're talking about Dragon Age - a game series with an established vocabulary and tone
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.I cropped this so much 🤫😳.
#henry of skalitz#dry devil#the dry devil#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#kingdom come deliverance#kcd#dryhenry#sketch#hynek of kunstadt#hynek jevisovsky of kunstadt#dry devil x Henry#Henry x dry devil#.i found out DD was irl gangly and freaky looking for the times and I’m hehehehehhebeehehe about it.#.anyway I drew the entire thing and I was like ew empty space.#.then it looked weird cropped and then I had to crop it more.#.ot was like a bad haircut I just keep chopping until ur bald ☹️.#.anyway I’m going to bed.#.enjoy this tiny ship girlies.#.enjoy the fact I never sparred with DD bc I’ didn’t kno that was an option and missed out on him calling my Henry a good boy 😭😭😭.#.do I make an Oc to kiss him or do I just use my Henry.#.bc idk anything about 1403 bro 🤷♂️.#.DD would not wear a fancy pourpoint but I need him in it carnally.#.dont give me a filthy nobleman without letting me play Barbies with his outfits.#.youll be pleased to know if ur into dryhenry that they CANONICALLY share a bed in suchdol.#.they don’t sleep in it at the same time but there’s something to be said about DD crawling into the warmth Henry left behind in his bed.#.OH babe him crawling into Henry’s leftover warmth when Henry himself goes to see Hans tho 😭😭 bro I could make him DISGUSTING.#.in other news I did draw them nakey first so the clothes look janky to me 😭😭😭.#.im sorry I’m steering this ship into the fockkn rocks lads.
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here's the thing. I have never gotten an accurate diagnosis from a doctor. not once in my entire life. everything that anyone has ever figured out is wrong with me I have had to figure out BY MYSELF, ON THE INTERNET. and then I either fix it myself or if I absolutely HAVE to have a doctor's prescription for the thing that will fix me then I will go do the little doctor dance where I pretend I don't really know for sure but I have a mutual friend who works in the mental health field and she really seems to think I have this thing. and then they are like well if someone else thinks it too then you are clearly bothering other people with your symptoms which is the criterion for whether you should get help or not. and then they prescribe me the correct medication because I have FOOLED them into practicing effective medicine on me. I have BAMBOOZLED them into properly diagnosing and prescribing for me. a doctor is not a wise or clever or well informed person who can help you figure out what is going on with your body. a doctor is the janky branch you pick up off the ground to whack your frisbee down from a tree because your arms are too short. it's not even a good tool, it's just all you've got.
#i am very tired and in a lot of pain so it's possible i'm not being entirely fair right now#but can we all collectively turn against doctors the way we did against the cops#because basically i have. i have the same instinctive recoil from a doctor that i do from a cop#like okay you're an enemy. i'm playing it cool but you are my enemy and I'm not relaxed#psir
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#gundamnet#gundamedit#90s anime#oldanimeedit#daily anime#gundam wing#3x4#3x4x3#trowa barton#quatre winner#quatre raberba winner#trowa x quatre#trowa/quatre#g wing#it's been a while#anyway do you know that they didn't just loop the same set of frames for quatre playing the violin?#every frame in that entire sequence was unique#amazing#seaofolives original#but seriously speaking I still don't get the point of this entire sequence#'sir we need to fill in 5 more minutes of this episode'#'what do the writers have for us'#'uhhh trowa and quatre get gay with each other'#'put it in'#is how i think this scene came about
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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Very Minor Spoiler for Episode 7 (S2) of Rings of Power
Thinking casually about Galadriel's declaration earlier this season that caring for that which is most fragile and most dear is the duty entrusted to all elves and how Celebrimbor's gentle care in noticing and greeting that little mouse is what allowed him to see past Sauron's deception. :)
#the rings of power#trop season 2#trop spoilers#celebrimbor#“hello mister mouse” what if I weep?#The way that caring for even the most fragile or insignificant of things is how you defeat darkness#the mouse is the message of the entire show#this whole season#galadriel was wrong when she asked elrond to put defeating sauron above all other goals: even her life#because abandoning your friends to peril or death in the pursuit of the destruction of evil is never the message#and we're going to see that play out with nori and the stranger the way we saw it play out with elrond and galadriel the way it played#out with miriel and elendil the way it played out with galadriel and celebrimbor the way it played out with new southlands girl and isildur#the way it played out with gil galad and elrond the way it played out with arondir and theo the way it played out with berek and isildur#the way it will play out with elrond and durin the same way it has always played out from sam and frodo to aragorn legolas and gimli#with merry and pippin or in standing by those in need like bilbo with thorin and company like#this is the story <3
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how it feels being small on computer games

how it feels being small on vr games

#got a vr set recently and aaaaa my brain is both excited and frightened by being small in vr#the panic is real#rembles#art#gianttiny#sfw g/t#giant tiny#gt#g/t#g/t meme#giant/tiny meme#I was so fine being very small and picked up when playing vrchat on desktop but now I can not be the same amount of small#my entire body freezes XD
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Feeling very normal about David making prolonged eye contact with Michael in the audience during curtain call at the opening night of Macbeth last night...
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#macbeth#harold pinter theatre#also the little soft smile as he catches sight of Michael#the same smile he gave him at opening night last December#very very married#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#siri play 'I Only Have Eyes For You' by the flamingos#an entire theatre full of people and it's like they're the only ones there#a friendship that's become something more#ineffable lovers#my heart#gif by me
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I get the point of people going 'banners aren't canon/have nothing to do with the lore' but... I feel like people are using lore incorrectly. Whatever your feelings about cat boys or catch22 boys, you can't just point blank go banners have no bearing on character that's a crazy statement 😭
There is some wild hypocrisy just specifically for this banner with people who were cool af with cat boys (which was crazy like sorry how did tiny cats be so op that they could TURN OFF someone's evol and suppress it and make them grow cat features and personality traits) now going this is too AU. (Kinda the point of an AU you know? The question is what would you have to do to make a character act like this.)
But I've also seen like? Sylus' Within Reach card named as having nothing to do with the story too ('you're just measuring his ass'). Like. Are you only watching kindleds and not playing dates? His entire card is about MC worrying about his health, realising they care more than they want to, and more suggestions that Sylus 1. Truly understands them that he can read those feelings on their face or 2. Is able to see into their dreams.
That's? Character building 😭 which by definition is part of their lore.
Even cat boys showed that? Zayne being more affectionate because he didn't have to worry about his EVOL going out of control. Raffy being more honest about his desperation for MC because it was harder to hide? Xavier showing more of his anxieties over not having MC in his life. Sylus showing he does everything he does FOR MC and no one else.
You're free not to like the new banner I'm not debating that, if it's not up ur alley that's super chill and very fair, unless ur out there being weird on main to people who are excited for it, but like. Saying it will have NOTHING to offer about the characters is a batshit statement that's fully untrue.
There's a very real thing to be said that no person is fully perfect and everyone is capable of being broken down. One of Zayne's main character beats is how EVER/Xander Sciences wants him for their experiments, and the question the game presents is 'what would we have to do to make this man abandon his morals'. You're about to potentially see that EXACT scenario in catch 22.
I'm not saying 'go pull' either. I'm saying, when it comes out if you're curious watch the date on YouTube, and see what character information the story offers you because seeing all the messy complex sides of a character is absolutely fascinating.
Whether they're even going to be that dark is up for debate, but I'm fully willing to bet that they'll have something to share about the characters themselves, that adds to the little complex web of their lore and build.
#I also saw the smutty cards claimed to be not relevant to lore#and I feel INSANE#did none of us play the same Raffy sex card???#him talking about all his fears????#lore =/= just equal myth or main story#😭😭 stories are a cumulative of so many things#love and deepspace#wonder babbles#once again you do not have to like the banner#I don't care if you don't 😭#but ffs making batshit statements is so infuriating#also sylus has a goddamn ever/philos tattoo in the goddamn new card#not relevant to lore my ass#😭#this entire banner has made me see the dumbest fucking takes that range from 'this game is overly sexualised to cater to the global audienc#like anything the global audience has asked for has happened 😂#to#'they're mischaracterising the characters' that they wrote mind you. with the same team... who haven't changed btw...#to this shit about lore#and I feel like i need a nap
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fnaf fans will look at security breach in the most black and white sense imaginable it’s almost incomprehensible ‘the Glamrocks are soulless AI and Gregory is a poor defenseless child’ ‘Gregory is an irredeemable monster who kills the poor Glamrocks without remorse’ have you considered it’s possible for both sides to be victims. that they can also be a little fucked up too. have you
#for some reason a half a year old Reddit post decided to pop up in my feed talking about how the Glamrocks weren’t sentient#and subsequently we shouldn’t feel bad for them…?#and thankfully most of the comments were ripping this guy to shreds but one of the counter arguments was equally bad#called Gregory quite literally a ‘ruthless uncaring monster’ and DENIED HE KILLED THE ANIMATRONICS IN SELF-DEFENSE??#WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ON. DID WE PLAY THE SAME GAME#WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THIS LITERAL CHILD FIND THE NEED TO DECOMM THE ROBOTS THAT HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL HIM THE ENTIRE NIGHT?#FOR FUNSIES??#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#never piss a man off about his comfort media he’s spent an ungodly amount of hours analyzing I will become annoying as shit
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