#the ego boost he would get

[searchingforglendowerwithleah]

Matthew Lynch definitely becomes the tallest Lynch brother, I will not be challenged about this I know I’m right

[jesuistrestriste]

arts reaction to reader wearing this erm

oooh god. i think he would be all flushed in the face and smiley when he’s helping you take off your clothes, but the second he pulls down ur bottoms and sees the writing on the panties his face would just fall—

like suddenly he’s breathing heavier and also can’t breathe at the same time? and his hands are on your hips and his thumbs are sliding to play with the little bows while he feels his cock swelling painfully in his boxers :/

his heart is pounding and little waves of warmth are pooling in his gut the more he processes the words he’s reading

he slides down onto his stomach to position himself between your legs, and he’s hooking his fingers into the string sides of the thong before he looks up to your eyes and whispers in the most tender and desperate voice ever..

“just for me?”

[amoritasart]

Philip Wittebane is a fashion icon

You know it!!

17th century swag

[mxtxfanatic]

Interesting commentary about how most people will identify with victims/victimhood while feeling discomfort when others identify with perpetrators, especially given the fact we live in societies (at least the one I’m in and the one that book was written in) that habitually materially revile victims on every level while championing and supporting perpetrators of certain violence.

[stupidvillainousposts]

Since the Bite was Deep and an Excessive Amount of Venom was Used, Ford is Going to be Looking at an Eternity of Werewolf Life From This Point on

I mean, unless he can find a way to reverse the effects, but the shock is probably gonna keep that from happening soon. Now he has to deal with instincts telling him to fight his brother for dominance over the pack.

Mabel, fluffing Stan's tail up: *To Fidds* And so then I said to Pacifica-

Stan: *Grunts and Lifts His Head From the Ground*

Dipper: Uh... are you okay, Papa Stan?

Stan: *Tilts His Head Back to Sniff the Air Before Snarling* Fidds, take the pups upstairs. There's a trespasser outside.

Fidds, confused but not wanting to risk the pups' safety: Okay? C'mon, pups. *Picks Up the Pups and Takes Them Upstairs*

Stan: *Stands and Walks Into the Lobby in Search of the Intruder*

Ford: *Launches Himself at Stan and Bites His Arm*

Stan: *Yelps* STANFORD, WHAT THE FUCK?! *Attempts to Bite Back*

Ford: *Dodges the Bite* STAY DOWN! *Grips Stan's Neck and Tosses Him Against the Wall*

Stan, gasping for air: What the- FUCK! What the hell are you doing?!

Ford, snarling and inching towards Stan: Stay. Down.

Stan: Like Hell I'm gonna-

Ford: *Pounces and Pins Stan Down, Hovering His Fangs Over Stan's Neck* I'm not going to ask again...

Stan: *Whimpers Softly and Taps the Floor Twice*

Ford: *Instantly Backs Away and Calms Down* Good. Now that we've got that settled, we need to talk about a few things.

Stan, fiercely stunned with his tail tucked and ears flat: Yeah... o-okay.

[dracocheesecake]

Self-Indulgent Daddy!Kai One-Shot: Hand In The Cookie Jar

"You dote on her too much. Dai Lu is already becoming a very spoiled child," Kai's wife said to him one day.

They were in the pantry, organizing herbs and poultices. They could have had the servants do it, but her request that he open jars for her had stroked his ego so much that he agreed. Her hope was that the menial task would suffice to get him to stay in one place long enough to listen.

Kai snorted. "I don't dote on her," he said. He unscrewed another jar and then passed it to her so she could fill it. "I treat all of my children with the exact same iron discipline and authority that I do my soldiers."

Zan wanted to roll her eyes, and was about to point out the various gifts and requests Kai had granted their daughter only recently, but she didn't have to. A sweet, tiny voice interrupted her, coming from under Kai's side of the table.

"Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

That would undoubtedly be Dai Lu. Zan leaned over the table to take a peek. The calf was looking up at her father with woe-be-gone brown eyes, her lips pursed beseechingly. The black curls of her mane were held back with green ribbons and flower pendants, and with the dress to match (all expensive gifts from her father and godfather) she looked like a princess.

Zan frowned. "You had one after lunch," she said, though gently, "and we're about to have dinner-"

There was a noise of something being moved. Zan looked up. Kai had already grabbed the large jar off the shelf where it was kept (high for even Zan, but nothing to him), and was already passing it down to his daughter. The calf took it in her arms and flashed him one of her sweetest smiles before trotting off with the prize that was as big as she was.

Kai turned back towards his wife. He didn't seem to recognize the irony in what had just happened. All he knew was that she was glaring at him. He blinked.

"What?"

Zan's glare intensified. "...You spoil that child."

Kai shrugged. "She was hungry."

Zan huffed. "You idiot."

Kai shrugged again. "She's a growing calf! What did I do?"

Zan began to stuff the jars with more angry fervor than before. Kai held out his arms in bewildered exasperation.

"What!?"

[good-beanswrites]

Any headcanons about Yuno, Muu, and Shidou being guilty in T1, for a total of 7 guilty prisoners? If it means anything, none of them have a higher guilty percent than Amane. (Yuno is 50.85%, Muu is 51.26%, Shidou is 50.96%, based on Pai's graph)

(I see what you're currently working on)

Haha, well I hoped you enjoyed a bit of comedy before I post some dramatic headcanons :3 Thank you for the request, this is a really interesting switch-up for the prison 👀👀👀 A majority guilty cast would carry a much darker tone, but allow for a few people to really shine.

Major guilty reactions:

Yuno: She’s just as bitter about her guilty verdict as she was in canon, becoming cold and isolated. She’s tired of people making judgements about things that are none of their business, and separates herself from everyone. There’s the subtle difference from canon because she actually agrees with this verdict, but still doesn’t think Es should be the one to give it out. Her video has more focus on Es/the audience, we see more people who may judge her (friends, family, etc). More stuffed animals, more crowds, all growing hostile. The video had more substantial hints towards her sadness at the way society looks down on people like her. 

Muu: She becomes panicked and defensive with her judgment. She's flighty, startles easy, and lashes out in fear all the time. Now, she’s the one to consider ending everything – to her, the verdict essentially means “if it was really down to you or her, it shouldn’t have been her.” Her video really highlights that duality, turning both she and Rei into monsters battling for/with the hourglass. Her panicky attitude is reflected in it, feeling like everyone in the world must be out to get her now.

Shidou: He’s at peace with the verdict, and allows himself to fall into misery. He's thankful to be punished for all the guilt he’s been feeling. Kotoko’s attacks only plunge him deeper into despair. He feels helpless and once again can’t save people the way he wanted to. He’s disillusioned with his career and becomes pessimistic and bitter. He takes it out on Es, telling them there’s no way they can save anyone either. His video is full of unavoidable death in nature, like rotting food, changing seasons, and wilting flowers. 

The attacks:

Since the guilty percentage order didn’t change, I’m going to say the attacks themselves happen exactly the same – it’s the aftermath that’s different. Whether it’s due to restraints or locked cells, Shidou isn’t able to offer aid. He has to sit back and talk the others through instruction: Haruka, Kazui, and Mikoto if he can get him to focus. They do their best, but they’ve never done anything like this before. Despite his calm attitude, Shidou isn’t good at explaining things he knows innately under pressure. Fuuta and Mahiru end up in a much worse state, since proper care was denied for so long. (I don’t think they’d kill anyone t2, but if they were willing to, she would have died here). Fuuta’s eye is gone for sure, and he has trouble getting around with his other injuries. Mahiru is barely scraping by, not allowed to leave her bed. Her video is glitchy and confusing due to the unhealed head injury and overall weakness.

Other character details:

Haruka grows even more confident than canon, seeing himself as Muu’s protector as well as the object of her affection. He helps her through her self-harming thoughts, feeling like a hero and a model son again. He threatens Es to vote her innocent, but with his newfound feeling of importance he threatens anothers’ safety, not his own (maybe Amane or Mahiru because they're smaller than him.)

Amane’s hatred for Shidou is actually dulled because he got a guilty verdict too. She believes he’s getting the punishment he deserves, and doesn't need to interfere. She's a little annoyed he's taking the punishment with open arms, though.

Fuuta’s line in Backdraft is just about Kotoko – “why is she innocent?” He feels less singled out among so many guilty prisoners, but he recognizes his parallels with her and it drives him crazy that they got different verdicts.

I won’t spoil anything for Kotoko’s stuff, but she’s a bit less harsh since she believes Es really is just like her, giving unattached, severe judgements. 

Since he was able to help a lot in the attacks, both protecting Fuuta and offering care afterwards, Kazui really leans in the hero role. Whether he enjoyed being a cop before or not, he's consumed by that responsibility now. It gives him purpose and he really takes charge of everyone. He and Kotoko butt heads a lot now that he's speaking up more.

There are conflicted emotions between the innocent prisoners and patients – they know they’re not medically trained, but there’s still a bit of hostility that they didn’t do a good job. There’s a mix of feeling grateful for their aid and bitter it’s not perfect. The innocent ones get a confidence boost that they were able to be useful and protect others instead of hurt them, as well as get crushed by the guilty that they failed at offering great care. 

I'll need more time to ruminate on it, but I wonder if given enough time, would the guilty prisoners band together and attack Kotoko back? It was hard for the canon four, but now they have the numbers...

[anitalianfrie]

I need a reading thirst-tweets video of Vale, i know it would be entertaining (and i also need his to have 24hrs of unrestricted tiktok, i want to see his saved tiktok edits)

lbr all his thirst tweets are about italian men cumming on his wins. i swear to god i can probably retrieve thousands of them just going in one of his comment sections on ig. He would be sooo smug about it, like, eheh look at all these people being aroused by my extreme competence on a death machine :). somehow one tweet of somebody thirsting after his lesbian looks (with this exact phrasing) sneaks in and vale is even smugger.

and for the 24h unrestricted tiktok... who knows what might be there. (soft porn video of motorbikes. soft porn video of sexy girl in bikini. soft porn video of man dancing without a t-shirt. soft porn video of guy who suspiciously looks like marc marquez. video edit of himself. another soft porn video of sexy girl)

[lorelune]

Lore can u rate the harbingers from most to least fuckable

oh absolutely anon thank YOU FOR ASKING

HERE is the list. from most to least fuckable:

arlecchino

il dottore

la signora and pantalone (tie)

il capitano

childe

scaramouche (he's my little meow meow but he has some stiff competition)

columbina

sandrone

pierro

pulcinella

[br1ghtestlight]

starr is like is anybody else gonna manipulate this autistic teenage girl who is obsessed with being likeable and famous and Doesnt wait for an answer

[skillscheck]

HC: SURGERY + KAIJU NO.1'S SPECTACLES

the search for a compatible user for the number weapon for kaiju oo1 was something of a struggle until narumi came onto the scene. he was the first person who's compatibility rate for no. 1 was something to be spoken for. however, there was a price to be paid to be able to use kaiju number one's gift of foresight. it would require a surgery, much similar to lasik and would require a week of recovery after (his eyes were healed within four days, but he waited it out for a week. ). he was not fond of the first fourty-eight hours post surgery considering his vision was perfect before. instead, his vision was more hazy than anything, the sunlight was too bright for him, and the slight burn that accompanied it were not things he was fond of.

however, narumi is as stubborn as they came, so as a way to not die of boredom during the post surgery, he tried to play video games. it was the only thing he could focus on until the haziness of his eyes would settle in. when hasegawa would check up on him, he would just see a frustrated narumi slumped on the floor with the glare of his video game playing. after awhile, when he took the bandages off on the fourth day, he begun to notice subtle things. it wasn't anything immediate, at first he would catch things before they could shatter, a way of explanation was that it was his fast reflexes. when they decided to do, a test run on his new eyes, it was when narumi could see the subtle brain signals of a kaiju he was hunting that his world turned upside down. to him, it gave him a different field of vision. to him, it was like predicting the future.

his defense force sanctioned test run ended, but he had wanted to see what it was like normally. his curiosity to know his limits ( and break them eventually ) is something that narumi will always chase after. he'd gone out for once, pupils dilated into something less human, more kaiju, & he decided he would humor some girl at the bar. he learned he needed a warm-up just like the test run, but the way he could predict her every move impressed her like telling her that he knew she was interested since the next move was her tell. what was her tell? just simply wrapping a strand of her hair around her ear and giving him a knowing stare. he used his powers to read her body language. his ego somehow ruins it, but make no mistakes she'd given him a good ego boost anyways.

he might have not gotten anything that night, but confirmation that this was a power worth that awful week.

[nympippi]

Necromancer Finney AU: How do you think Vance would react if one of his classmates told him they had a crush on him? Do you think he’d pity them or just flat-out not believe them altogether?

I think it’s gonna have to be dependent on whether how much he knows about them. He would definitely have to know them pretty well and just generally trust them. However I do think he’d have self-esteem issues that he masks with a tough persona.

[broke-on-books]

DAMN WHAT THE HELL BARIQHRIQRHAUSHASHW !?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lohstandfound]

!regicide au!

so y'all know how Apollo cursed Cassandra? How she can predict the future tell the truth and whatnot but nobody will believe her?

Chloe is Cassandra and Jake is Appllo

[bubblewhale]

I should get back on my demon time and write some smut

[basoorexxiaa]

im not gonna lie i miss my ex a lot and i honestly could get back wit him but lol no