#the dilemma of all time

[oxymoronicdumbass]

if i’m not constantly stressed and busy, then i’m lazy and wasting valuable time, but if i am constantly stressed and busy then i am constantly stressed and busy

[godtierjune]

hypothetically, if I was making a zombie character that has fur, would I make the fur green or leave it it's normal colour?

[the-black-cats]

The infamous dilemma

[sinlizards]

the full cover I drew for @sigmaklimzine :] 🌕🐇

[funyar1npa]

Saw this tweet and immediately thought abt them, I'm surprised no one has done it yet LOL, any way they're so precious to me peak team fr (jump is so me I'm him)

[floccesytowne]

DONT BE A SNITCH GAB

[quiet-pp]

Danny, bursting through Vlad's front door on a break home from college: we need to have sex

Vlad, who hasn't seen him in months and is also "saving himself for Maddie": why

Danny: my roommates are always saying shit about how much sex they're having and i wanna know what it's like

Vlad, in a strangled voice: why. me.

Danny: in case any weird ghost stuff comes up

Vlad: you have. friends.

Danny: in case any dangerous weird ghost stuff comes up. also what if something embarrassing happens? c'mon think a little

Vlad:

Vlad: no-

Danny: I'll give you mom's actual phone number this time

Vlad: once. and only once

(it happens more than once)

[egophiliac]

I have a question about the jp server pickups, since I really want knight Sebek, but I’m trying to save gems for bloom malleus + the 3rd tsum event that’s gonna show up sooner or later. Iirc, after knight Sebek, the next story update’s pickup had all of the previous story cards (ie cerberus Ortho, general Lilia, and knight Sebek). Is this true, and if it is, did it include a token system like the dorm pickups where you can just do 100 pulls and then buy the specific card you want directly? Because if that is how it works, then I can wait until then and be sure I won’t have to go to 200 for him.

we did indeed get a second chance at those three when 7-7 came out! I'm pretty sure there was not a token system -- though admittedly I don't 100% remember, sorry! 🙇 I took a quick search through some past posts/videos from people who tend to include the gacha and news stuff, but I didn't see any mention of it, so I'm inclined to think there really wasn't one. :( they were all separate pickups with their own pull counts rather than a combined one, if that info helps at all.

speaking as a strict f2p who hoards keys/gems like the lovechild of a dragon and a magpie, given the choice between saving for a story card and a birthday card, I'd go for story -- it does require a lot of patience, but there are way more opportunities to get past birthday cards, both from the anniversary events and the rerun pickups! tsums is a bit harder to say anything on because Eng doesn't follow the same event schedule, but it's a longish event and those pickups let you have a free 10-roll, so I think they're also a bit easier to save up for.

(ALSO speaking of free rolls, starting with the fifth round of birthdays -- the kutsurogi my room ones -- the birthday boy/union jacket/bloom cards have had a separate pickup that you can get two free 10-pulls at by doing missions! I got a bloom Jade from it a couple weeks ago. :D meanwhile general Lilia is the only story card I've ever managed to pull, so...I'm probably kinda biased. whoops.)

[seepingfrommyskin]

rip your heart out.

[toytle]

a lot of comic art would benefit from sticking to the flatcolors

[wolfsnake]

The thing about ztd is that each teams are doing different genre. Q team is doing straight horror. D team? Shitty(/pos) low budget sci fi movie. C team is soap opera characters stuck in a horror movie.

And this is why its peak

[glittergoats]

Zero Escape is a game about love

[soultiio]

my god my god why have you forsaken me

wasn't I good to you?

[meowsticmarvels]

probably talked about this before but it is still crazy to me of phi's status as patient zero for radical-6. she is the host the virus first claims. her twin brother created the virus. she knows what it will do, knows what apocalypse will happen, but can't do anything about it. she begs diana to kill her, it's an act of mercy for both herself and the world, but diana cant do it. against her wishes she has to live she's the only character to get it at two separate instances - and she has the capacity to remember both of them. the virus's main symptom is suicidal ideation. a lot of this only happened because she had the idea to use the bomb to escape - delta forcing her to have blood on her hands as a result. there's definitely some degree of guilt involved. or what of the 3 months between ztd and april? the months she spends recovering, only to become a vessel for the next 45 years? this is the phi that ends up back at the end of vlr. the phi who unintentionally caused the very thing she swore to stop

[sinlizards]

guy whos haunted and about to act real insane & bisexual in a saw trap about it

[ct-multifandom]

Wow, I lost a sock in the washing machine, but it was from the same pack as a sock I lost years ago, so now after all this time I have an even pair again. At least everything worked out!

Delta from Zero Escape: everything that happened up to this point was leading to this very moment. Think about all the decisions you ever made; which socks you’d wear every day, when to do the laundry, how big of a load to put in… you may think the washing machine eating up socks is out of your control, but all your choices created the possibility of this happening. Think about why you’re experiencing this timeline and not any other. You have subconsciously taken all the right actions to orchestrate a reunion for your socks.

Akane from Zero Escape: think about how many branching paths exist in the universe just from you washing your socks. It may seem lucky that you lost two of the same type, but consider every possible outcome. Let’s assume you lose one sock every cycle. If you own twenty distinct types of socks, the first loss will be one type of sock, and its match will be removed from the pool. This would decrease the probability of the same type of sock going missing next. Do you see now? Eventually you’re bound to lose two of the same type, but getting there could take any number of spins. There’s a timeline where you lose the same type of sock twice in a row. There’s a timeline where you lose one of every single type before doubling up. There’s one where you lose two in a pair at once and don’t even notice they’re gone, and one where you’ve never lost a sock in your life. Imagine what would happen if the version of you who lost more than half of their socks shifted into the timeline where you never lost any, and that version of yourself took the place of the first one.

Sigma from zero escape: what if there was actually just one pair of socks the entire time? The first sock that went missing was sent to the past to the sock factory where they were made, but got packaged as part of the second pair in the same pack. Then, the second sock went missing and was sent slightly further back in time to be part of the first pair.