#the defenders incorrect

[farfromstrange]

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Jessica: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Danny: It’s a murder, not The Hand. I’ll be fine.

Luke: What about Matt? Nobody ever suspects Matt!

Matt: Well what about Colleen? She has a sword!

Colleen: Jessica has a knife.

Jessica: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Danny in the arm*

[lilislegacy]

*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*

piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?

frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?

hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!

annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?

leo: his ass looks incredible.

grover: has he been working out?

annabeth, side eyeing them:

annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?

rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time

[skysmadness]

does keith kogane actually have rizz or is lance just insane

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[h4unted-d4rling]

People find Pyramid Head hot and nobody bats an eye. But when I say I find Bill Cipher hot? Society!!! Society calls me weird!!!!!!

[escespace]

Gwaine: Man, I'm fed up with these two, we have to do something.

Elyan: What are you talking about?

Gwaine: Arthur and Merlin and their stupid desperate flirting

Elyan: What? Flirting?

Gwaine: Are you blind?!!! Of course they flirt. If not, what would you call that?

Gwaine: *turns elyan's face to where Merlin and Arthur are being separated by Lance and Leon while they yell at each other*

Elyan: Social incompetence?

[horatiocomehome]

YOU FOOLS HAVE GIVEN ME TOO MUCH POWER NOW I CAN MAKE SILLY INTERACTIONS TO MY HEART'S DELIGHT

this interaction brought to you by: asking someone to "prove" they have hiccups magically cures them somehow and I do this to myself and I never have to suffer from hiccups ever

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

marauders era, incorrect quote

James: did you have to stab him?

Regulus: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

James: what did he say?

Regulus: what are you going to do? Stab me?

James:

Sirius, nodding: that’s fair

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her

Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -

[nic-coughlan]

colin bridgerton: oh by the way if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife i'll kill you colin bridgerton: *chuckles* colin bridgerton: sorry, that sounded like a joke, i will actually kill you

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: nothing anyone can say would make me cry

sally: nothing bad that’s happened to you, or anyone close to you, is your fault

annabeth:

annabeth: excuse me for one sec

[lilcatastrophe]

they are silly and they are back !! [y’all really seem to like these fsr, oh well i’m not complaining]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Some guy: *insults Echo not realizing Crosshair is within earshot*

Same guy: Why do I hear boss music?

[ronihilator]

have these been done before....

vld is taking over my brain

[theocanhavemyheart]

Shiro: And now for a gay update with Keith

Keith: Getting gayer.

Shiro: Thank you, Keith

[kukos-satellite]

I love my silly red-blue character dynamic so much! Built similar to one another but not too similar yk