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#europeanshowdown#round one#round 1#tumblr polls#poll society#poll bracket#astérix#the dancing worms
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Grown men giggling and kicking their feet.... [Blank Scripts AU]
#tsp blank scripts au#THESE TWO HAVE BEEN THE WORMS DANCING IN MY HEAD HELP ME 😭#I love drawing them being in love and all but lets approach it in a calmer way this time#since. you know. I always draw them tearing each other apart [lovingly]#how about I draw them acting like two middle-schoolers being in a relationship for the first time huh?#what if I made them have an innocent moment together huh#what if I drew them being happy and enjoying each other in the moment huh#what if 🤨🤨🤨#I love how normal Stanley looks when next to the Narrator [Black] when he's literally 6.2 ft [Black is 6.9 ft]#him and his tall baddie wife that he somehow got by being a loser#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#narrator tsp#tsp narrator#stanley tsp#tsp stanley#stannarrator#stanarator#stannarator#stanarrator#my drawing museum
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sweet lil konig not wanting to put it all in because hes so worried you wouldn’t be able to take it:( but with the way you wrap your legs around his waist, pushing him towards you is enough to make him lose his mind:((
hes such a service dom it melts my heart.
also hi, i asked about your thoughts on soft!konig, that was literally perfect>< i loved every bit of it!
- koni
god YESSSS— WAIT bc listen
könig who is so scared of hurting u that he flat out refuses to give u all of his cock ): no matter how much u beg and cry for it, he's got the self control of a SOLDIER he's not budging.
he gives u half and can already tell he's stuffed u full so when u start squirming and trying to take more hes got a strong grip on your hips and just softly shakes his head.
"you can't take anymore, little one," he'd coo so softly and then the waterworks would start. but he knows what's best for u so as much as ur little cries make him frown...
ur not used to könig denying you. he's always willing to give u whatever your little heart desires but not this!?! not when you want it so badly that it hurts???
you start begging and if he were a weaker man he'd give in but...unlucky for you ):
so to get u to stop begging he pins a rough thumb to ur clit and makes u cum and cum until u can't even think about how u wanted more of his cock bc half of it already feels too good !!!
#i should write more of 'könig giving u half of his cock bc he knows it's Too Much....'#my brain worms r dancing as we speak#🪱🚨🪱#it's a rave#ask#konig smut#könig smut#konig x reader#könig x reader#cod smut#cod x reader
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So with superhero origins, what's basically always been the case is that the writers exploit whichever area of cutting-edge science is currently in the zeitgeist, banking heavily that the audience will be unlikely to understand the actual effective limits of the science under discussion. In the pulp era many of the protocapes are getting whatever "power" they have from souped-up training regimens, healthy living, "Eastern Wisdom," whatever. In the thirties and forties it trends chemical- they're taking "miracle pills" or inhaling weird vapors or whatever, its steroids, they're on steroids, or possibly meth. In the sixties, in the atomic age, its particles, its radiation, its rays. Eventually, you know, it's pretty well understood that radiation can't do that either, so they migrate over to genetic engineering, cybernetics, nanobots. Every cape and their brother was some kind of cyborg or lab experiment in the 90s. These days it's quantum this, string-theory that, dimensional wonkery, cats in boxes. In 20 or 30 years we'll have a better sense of what all of that actually means in practice (likely not much) and then it'll be something else.
I've observed that Dr. Strange and other magical characters are actually basically immune to this treadmill, because they're magic- that's already post-modern and fluid and squishy and immune to the expectation of real-world scientific rigor. They're vulnerable to changing cultural perceptions of magic, the Strange of the 60s isn't interchangeable with the Strange from the 2010s, but it's not as drastic a shift. From the other direction Green Lantern is also kind of resistant to the treadmill because the lantern tech is, and always has been, ludicrously advanced and totally divorced from any real-world techno-logic- It's Clarke's third law shit. Flash was forcibly made immune to the treadmill through the introduction of The Speed Force into the mythos- it's not a chemical accident, it's a higher fundamental power, it's just how this universe is metaphysically structured, now stop asking questions.
In due time I suspect that all superheroic origins will converge on one of these. Unfalsifiable magic, unfalsifiable alien toys, unfalsifiable higher unifying forces. Or else they'll fall into the gaping maw of the secret fourth thing that lurks beneath and intersects with all three of these- that you got powers instead of radiation poisoning from that accident because we're in a story, the thing happened instead of not happening because it was more interesting, because "narrative" is a force as real, if not realer, than gravity. Of course it goes without saying that you need to be really, really good at writing to pull off the secret fourth thing. Start fucking around with the secret fourth thing and the result is either going to be genuinely transcendent metafiction or something so self-absorbed and tautological that it disappears up its own ass.
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i think Leo would To do The Worm dance since He would look more like a worm, Haha, His brothers would be like "Really?" , hahah (by The way i love Your art 💙)
Leo Worm! XD
Uuuhh... wha'cha doing there bud?
Thank you so much for the ask and I'm so glad you like the content I can give! :D
For @ldma-boodyshaker900
Lord bless you!
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I tried my best...
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rise leo#rise raph#animation#gif#animated gif#my gif#art#ask#request#worm dance#silly
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Found at chiensamour Instagram
#😂#dancing dog#dachshund#dog dance#musical dog#funny dog video#funny dog#dog video#funny video#worm dance#wiggly#wiggle
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gonna say, something or someone being misogynistic is on its own a good enough reason not to like it or not to spend time with that person. It's not just that misogyny is so normalised that not watching a show or not spending with someone just because of misogyny is treated as not enough of a reason - it's also that as a woman, you are under constant scrutiny and constantly thrown tests to show that you are 'not one of the difficult ones', that you can 'take a joke'.
But 'your friend keeps saying degrading things about women' is a good enough reason not to hang out with that person or not to go to a gathering. 'i read the last book by his author and it was deeply misogynistic' is a good enough reason why you don't want to read things by that author anymore. 'This comedian specifically makes a lot of mean-spirited jokes about women' reason enogh not to watch that or see that show, even if your friends want to go. 'This content creator keeps going on weird tangents about women' reason enough not to watch their stuff or support them.
and it is especially a very good reason not to date someone.
#last night i rewatched hbomberguy's plagiarism video and I kept noticing how many female supporters James Somerton had#despite being such a giant misogynist#and this sent me down this mental rabbithole of how often it happened that we had a guy in our friend group who was rude/weird with women#but it was just an issue everyone danced around#and I feel like part of the reason is that misogyny alone is not considered a good enough reason not do something#and I can already see counter-arguments like 'so you're saying I CAN'T enjoy xyz'#I'm aware that it's impossible to cut out everything misogynistic and that you would miss out on a lot of great works if you do#but I'm trying to get out of the habit of immediately hedging what I'm saying and describing every case scenario exception#I'm not saying that you aren't allowed to do something you want to (who am I to do that)#I'm saying that IF you DON'T want to do something because of misogyny - that's reason enough#if something you do in your free time and should be for your enjoyment is so uncomfortable and becomes a chore you are doing for others#you don't have to.#and then the last one. the whole can of worms of how many women date men who hate women...
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I used to believe that bugs were little robots. Lots of people do, it’s the prevailing opinion next to “i’ve never thought about it”. Then I watched a mother wasp mourn her child. An animal who stretched after a nap and did little dances when her daughters returned from flight. Now she is opening her fourth capped hexagon and finding a pale white stillborn. She grasps the baby gently in her jaws and does not put it down for over 24 hours. Carries her loss, pacing back and forth the length of her enclosure. It is not the behavior of a robot.
So I think about the prior odds. Scenario A, bugs are robots. Why do I believe that? Because they are so tiny. Because if they are not robots then my world [where “insect exterminator” is a job title and I can buy a can of mass death at home depot] does not make sense. They must be insignificant.
The wasp makes me reconsider. Scenario B: her kind are like mine. cry when we are sad and happy when we play. Has this feature evolved many times? Or is it common to all the children of the precambrian worm? Every shark in the ocean swimming in their own feelings. Every bird and every cat knowing the thrill of being alive? The wasp made me realize that my whole moral picture is wrong. We’re not alone on this planet,
#the prevailing thepry is bee dances communicate info#i dont think thats all#they dance because they are happy to see each other#the info is communicated by antennae tapping#I think people hate wasps because they remind us that insects are not insignificant.#If I disrespect her I can be stung - she is no longer insignificant.#bug#interesting: tunicates are closer to human ancestry than arthropods. adult tunicates have secondarily lost concsness - baby tuni r lil worms#I love wasps. I love the caterpillars who are eaten by the wasps. I no longer see a contradiction.#(The contradiction is industrial humanity terraforming six continents in 400 years)#the contradiction is 100 billion living minds in cages#the problem (when humans treat humans like animals) is that humans treat animals like dirt to step on#5AM
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to honor my last prom today i dressed them all in silly little outfits
#homestuck#davekat#karkat vantas#dave strider#kanaya maryam#rose lalonde#rosemary#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#scourge sisters#i dunno if you can tell but vriska is mid default dance#cause i only know like three dances and terezi is already doing the robot#and i dunno if i can draw someone doing the worm#ratqu33n4rt
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oh you never been to wyrm-prom?
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On my Wyllstarion run and this is my first time seeing the new Wyll kisses since Patch 6 and the fucking NECK KISS on Astarion in particular??? Screaming crying throwing up climbing up the walls scratching at the bars of my enclosure I am unwell over these two
The only way it could be better is if it were on the same side as his bite scars so I could pretend Wyll was kissing them tenderly (eh who am I kidding, I'm gonna pretend that anyways)
#in other news i learned how to take rapid succession screenshots in-game and so now my steam profile is just plastered in Them#i swear i take screenshots of other things i PROMISE they're just in another folder and not publicly-viewable you have to believe me-#bg3#wyllstarion#bloodpact#the dance twirl kiss is also very good for them considering they're both Dramatic like that#worms in my brain for these two
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A clowncore gay stimboard!
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#stimboard#moodboard#stim#pride month#gay#rainbow#rainbow flag#clowncore#clown#pom poms#balloons#balloon animals#keychain#dancing#worm on a string#food#candy#visual stim#tactile stim#body stim#multicolor#irl people#hands#cat#eye strain#eye strain tw#bright colors
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you are not as damned as you think you are.
#dark academia#dark academia aesthetic#chaotic academia#academia aesthetic#dark#literature#academia#chaotic academic aesthetic#literacy#bookworm#slow dancing#dark academic#darkcore#lovely#books and libraries#literature quotes#why am i like this#light academism#light acadamia aesthetic#light academia#light academia quotes#academic validation#classic academia#green academia#dark acadamia aesthetic#romantic academia#romanticism#books and reading#bookish#book worm
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New Stills from episode 6 of House Of The Dragon (Updating)
#house of the dragon#house of the dragon season 2#hbomax#hbo#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#house targaryen#hotd 2#hotd#house of dragons#dance of the dragons#hbo house of the dragon#house of the dragon 2#hotd season 2#hotd2#daemon targeryan#aemond targaryen#aegoniitargaryen#haelena targaryen#corlys velaryon#jacerys targaryen#jace targaryen#baela and rhaena#baela targaryen#rhaena targaryen#queen rhaenyra targaryen#mysaria#white worm#criston cole#gwayne hightower
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pole dancing girlfriends
realm’s misery
#realm’s misery#rhaenyra targaryen#mysaria#the realms delight#lady misery#white worm#dragon queen#rhaenyra x mysaria#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#asoiaf fanart#fanart#procreate#digital painting#house targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd fanart#hotd s2#hotd season 2#fire and blood#emma d'arcy#sonoya mizuno#pole dance
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