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how many times do you need to do a thing to be labeled a thing doer

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the whole visit took under 5 minutes. got a sensitive part of a tooth drilled on with no numbing! it was a quick thing. won't go back until my next cleaning in september or whatever

Gotta go to the tooth man today

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Normalize saying “here I come” when you’re about to go somewhere instead of “i’m headed over” or whatever

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Gotta go to the tooth man today

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what is the most satisfying part of your body to stretch?

if I could bottle the sensation of bending my leg outward to the side and how it stretches my hip, I'd make money

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“Please, mother – I’d rather do it myself.”

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Spellbinding: a choice collection of vintage witches and witchcraft imagery.

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here’s a visual aid

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EBAY ARE ADDING AI TO THEIR SITE. YOU HAVE AUTOMATICALLY BEEN OPTED IN. GO AND OPT OUT.

you cannot turn it off via the app or mobile site, you HAVE to be on desktop.

To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.

(via bluesky)

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Went to the big mosquito today because I have a doc appt in 2 weeks. The phlebotomist said she remembered me from last time. I thought that was weird because Ive only been there once and it was like 6 months ago. I thought maybe due to me wearing a mask and maybe just generally because I look like a bespectacled ogre/sasquatch. I mentioned it and she said something like “it’s weird what you remember”.

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hey it's probably a really good idea to download a copy of your Master Promissory Note since most of them stipulate that your loans are *specifically owed to the Department of Education* and if you intend to dispute the debt in the wake of the DoE dissolving that will be really good to have

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Banana bread attempt #3

this time with walnuts. Should prob get a loaf pan already.

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aesthetic of the day is

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if a feed refreshes while I'm looking at it, that's me closing the app next, which means no more of me looking at the ads that make the dickheads money. all for the best really, because its an out

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Recently during the lunch rush at my coffee job, an intense young woman kept asking me to describe each thing on the menu, and acting vaguely menaced by each description. Finally she said that she needed "Water. Do you have TAPPED WATER? I just need TAPPED WATER. Yes. TAPPED. WATER."