#the dads though? absolutely
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god put me on this earth to be attracted almost exclusively to characters who are parents and then to be embarrassed about it
#kostik speaks#its crazy to me#just specifically that this is what tears me up#i have all sorts of unethical kinks and while its not like i talk about them publicly im not Ashamed about them#the dads though? absolutely#flagging for brief kink talk because i know a lot of kids follow me better safe than sorry#this post is about kaname date and boss aitsf#im coming round to date (i have a bit of a crush) and ive consistently thought boss was smoking hot#turns out shes a mother. fuck my whole life
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Your first initial impressions of any Twst character vs your current feelings about them?
honestly, my perception of pretty much every character went through some metamorphosis of "this guy looks like a jerk" to "oh, he's a stupid jerk? now hold on." it's all about that balancing act between a dark brooding asshole and a dark brooding asshole who is also totally ridiculous, and it really does make ALL the difference.
perhaps most ironically, I've mentioned before that I was absolutely not into the Diasomnias at first, because the impression the website gave pre-release was somehow even less favorable than for everyone else and I was mad at Lilia for getting my hopes up for a token girl). and then we got their stories and, well, I kind of just haven't stopped thinking about them since. 🤷
also, I went in thinking that Crowley was going to be. y'know. competent at his job. a helpful guide. a mysterious yet caring mentor figure, a fitting leader for this band of delicate young magic waifs with their fancy little magic outfits and their perfect, perfect hair. I've never been so glad to be wrong.
#art#twisted wonderland#sorry not sorry for being kinda crowley-focused lately#'but he's terrible and useless' E X A C T L Y#(i actually actively avoided reading the diasomnia personal stories at first because i was convinced i wouldn't like them)#(the folly of the past indeed)#(then i saw someone be like 'yeah lilia is silver's dad' and i was like...excusé. and the rest was inevitable)#but yeah this is just. twst in general tbh#thinking back to late 2019/early 2020 when it first came out#i went in basically...intrigued but apprehensive#the prerelease promos were EXTREMELY vague on what the story was and what the characters were like#everyone still thought kalim was gijinka iago and also no one was 100% sure if you could date anyone or not#it was so absolutely weird-sounding i HAD to try it even though i didn't really care for the characters and i knew i'd drop it after a week#smash cut to 2025 where i'm writing tag essays in breathless excitement over the themes present in the character arcs#me just before march 2020: well i can already tell i'm gonna hate malleus#me today: this is tsunotarou he's my special little guy. my dingbat son. i'm so excited to see him in pajamas next week.#i hope we get canon confirmation on whether or not he needs to sleep with special pillows because of his horns
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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Wu trained Morro at the same time that Garmadon was training with Chen which MEANS that Misako was around to see what the pressure of wanting and training to be the Green Ninja could lead to.
So later when she had Lloyd and KNEW that he would be the legendary Green Ninja, do you think she thought of the child Wu had once trained? The kid who became so obsessed with proving himself that he put himself in danger time and time again? The little boy who ran off into the night and never came back?
After seeing that, is it any wonder why she didn't want to leave her son-- the actual Green Ninja-- to be trained by Wu at such a young age?
Maybe a boarding school for bad boys would never make him want to be a hero. Maybe it would keep him safe from the destructive power of destiny. Maybe Darkley's was the only way to save her beloved son, Lloyd Garmadon, from himself.
Maybe Misako remembered Morro. And maybe, just maybe, she knew it would be best if her son never turned into someone like that.
#misako haters say “why didn't she just leave lloyd with wu where he'd be safe?!” as if morro didn't literally die trying to prove himself#no hate to wu either though#morro was his first student and also naturally ambitious so it's not entirely Wu's fault that he turned out Like That#also there is the thought that wu had like just barely banished Garmadon to the underworld and Misako was maybe kinda bitter about that#or at least she knew her son woild either find out and hate wu or he would grow to hate his father#and remember Misako left because she didn't want her son and husband to have to fight. she was searching for a solution#so of course she left lloyd in a place that would make him want to be on the same side as his father. even if he was trained to be good in#the future he still grew up with the love and respect for his dad in his heart#look i know Misako isn't perfect but y'all have to stop hating on her#she did her best when all she was given was absolutely terrible options#cookie crumbs#my writing#ninjago#ninjago misako#ninjago morro#ninjago garmadon#ninjago wu
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And THERE IT IS.
If you wanna no the BIGGEST problem with Zionism, religious appropriation, and the whole genocide thing going on over there?
You know...besides the loss of life.
But also...unfortunately...maybe not?
Watching an episode of Moon Girl. And a character is celebrating her Bat Mitzvah!
And you know what they used as symbols?
THE STAR OF DAVID!
Yes! A delightful, iconic emblem of the Jewish religion. Immediately recognizable. Associated with a proud culture!
Oh, but wait...how's it being used nowadays? I saw two Stars of David in the past five minutes thanks to this episode...guess how I was seeing the symbol the other twenty times today?
So, yeah. This is why when someone puts a religious symbol on a flag, you tell them not to do that.
#this is also absolutely the first time in history this has happened#but no I shouldn't be upset because an episode celebrating the Jewish people and their traditions#is HITTING THE MENTAL RED FLAG IN MY MIND#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#UGH#what a good episode this seems to be though#....ALSO THOUGH ALL THE COLORS ARE WHITE AND BLUE#like...I should not be worried about this#but nooooooooooooooo#some people have to BOMB THINGS#and here are casey's dads#nicely in the forefront#what a good show
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Rorie by the time Veilguard rolls around because 1) I miss him and 2) the news that came out regarding the inquisitor and character creation.
#no matter what's canon in-game Ro and Dorian are absolutely married by this point#they also have a little girl#I drew her a while back but never posted her here#she's adorable though#very much resembles her dads#ryu art#rorie lavellan#ryu plays dragon age#da veilguard
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Girldad Rosekiller vs. Girldad Wolfstar: Selling Girl Scout Cookies
(Yes I'm aware the Girl Scouts are an American thing. Indulge me.)
Rosekiller:
They aren't so much "selling" the cookies, as they are threatening people to buy them in support of their daughter "Or else".
Some Dude: "Nah, sorry man, but I gotta sell my own kid's cookies." Barty, pulling a knife out of fucking nowhere: "You'll buy the damn cookies or the only thing you'll be selling is your own severed hands."
Short, Sweet, and highly effective.
Wolfstar:
They have a whole plan. They used to just go to James first because this man will just buy every single one of those fucking cookies with no buyer's remorse, but Regulus has a firm ban on allowing any more than 3 boxes in the house at any given moment because they just had palets of the damned things sitting in their cupboard and now he gets physically ill at the very thought of anything other than thin mints.
So instead, Remus has a sale plan that he and Sirius created. It lays out the best locations, and with their encouragement, their daughter is very easily one of the best salespeople in the business.
Sounds normal right?
Wrong.
Because even a well-thought-out plan can be somewhat derailed based on Sirius's influence alone.
Let me set the scene:
[[On a sale day, Sirius and their daughter are sitting at the breakfast table before Remus wakes up. Sirius drinks some bougie iced espresso drink he made, and she has a plate of smiley-face pancakes out in front of her.]] Sirius: "So what do you say when someone starts to walk close to the table?" Their daughter, smiling up at him: "Hello, would you like to buy some cookies?" Sirius, nodding: "Good. Now, what do you say when they say no?" Their daughter: "Please sir, my mum just died of cancer." Sirius, grinning proudly: "That's my girl." Remus, having just walked into the kitchen, his hair a mess, and his jumper hiked up due to the hand scratching an itch on his stomach: "Please tell me that you did not teach our daughter to use Cancer as a sales tactic..." Sirius: "Of course I did! It's brilliant!" *She raises her hand from her seat* Remus, with a soft sigh: "Yes, Angel?" Her: "But I have two dads. I never knew my mom." Sirius: "Ah, but that's the trick, Darling." *He pokes her nose.* "Sales is all about the blatant exploitation of other people's emotions in order to make a profit." *looking to Remus* "Tell me I'm wrong." *Remus breathes out a resigned laugh and shakes his head incredulously* Remus: "It's the fact that I genuinely can't that upsets me the most..."
#wolfstar#rosekiller#the marauders#marauders era#girl dad#girl dad wolfstar#girl dad rosekiller#remus lupin#sirius black#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#girl scouts#girl scout dads#thin mints#samoas#they're absolutely a part of the same Troop though#this was inspired by the box of thin mints i am currently DEVOURING
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Saw this post and it reminded me of how funny maxwell's chapter 2 mentor-zoning is
#triangle strategy#roland glenbrook#maxwell trier#I know this scene is supposed to be serious but it's never not funny to me#'surely you jest your highness' = medieval 'say sike right now'#though to be clear I do absolutely think maxwell considers himself a dad figure to roland#and just has a hard rule of 'we are NOT saying that out loud!!!!'#(20% because of the regna situation 80% because he and his mask have normal feelings about forming emotional attachments)
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my posts asking about potential dadstarion have received literally every possible response which is both unhelpful and also reassuring that i can do whatever i like
#ramble#bg3#i think the best one was 'canon astarion? absolutely not. post-game astarion after decades with tav? perhaps'#followed by 'neil said so which means you should do it'#fuck me for trying to distance myself from being 'the dads guy' and just doing it again for another set of fictional men#you have no idea the hoops i'm jumping through to try and make this work#someone needs to take me by the shoulders and say 'hey juno you have an entire webcomic full of fictional dads is this necessary'#the answer will still be yes though
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Maleficent and Ellis, *unable to have their wedding, both dying horrible deaths*
Teenager! Lilia: "Well, shit."
*Five hundred years later*
Malleus and Eleanora, *constantly flirting with each other*
Old man! Lilia, recognizing Malleus' resemblance to Maleficent and that Eleanora is Ellis' reincarnation: "As soon as I figure out how to undoom you both from the narrative, the wedding is back on."
#twisted wonderland#twst#malleus draconia#eleanora quince#twst oc#lilia vanrouge#maleficent#once upon a dream#this is the fanfic right. this is the plot? this feels like the plot#Lilia is fighting for his life trying to get these two goofs to acknowledge on another's feelings#anyways on a different note Meleanor would absolutely hate Eleanora if she had lived.I think Maleficia would be a lovely grandma in law tho#if Raverne is Crowley I'm going to asthma attack and die okay bye#that'd be so freaking funny though like THE IMPLICATIONS-#EL HATES CROWLEY SO MUCH. IF HE ENDS UP BEING THE DAD IN LAW- aslkfjdlkfjdlfjdlkfdjkljfd#Nope no sorry Lilia is Malleus' father I don't make the rules.
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reading all about the white calf, love your work, can i just say. gonna put some hibrides appreciation out there because damn. nobody in this story is lucky but she in particular seems to be having a Bad Time
Yeah a lot of things suck pretty bad for her. Unwittingly in a lavender marriage, mutual dislike between her and her dogshit husband, extremely strained relationship to her former best friend/gay quasi-boyfriend/father of her children who alternates between avoiding her and desperate attempts to make her love him again, having to constantly maintain multiple levels of facade to socially protect their throuple and therefore herself, shy and socially isolated, dealing with trauma that she doesn't even begin to recognize as such because 'nothing bad actually happened', pretty sure something is deeply wrong with her, living under a damocles sword of catastrophic social consequences should her children be exposed as bastards, has discovered an unexpected and mostly unwanted pregnancy while on a months long cross-country trek, etc.
She's also someone who prides herself in being rational, put together, stoic against adversity, and not overly emotional and weak, which basically means all of this is getting suppressed and compartmentalized away like crazy.
She HAS managed to fall into a rhythm with it all and her life IS NOT constant misery and agony. But the situation she's in for the duration of the story completely tears her out of this rhythm and makes all these factors very acute (though also opens her up to new opportunities, new and more positive/differently complex relationships, and much bigger things to worry about than her domestic life).
Unrelated drawing of her struggling not to lose her shit in public (in this case trying not to laugh)
#She does have some things going for her. Biggest one being that she is immensely class privileged and doesn't have to experience#hardships that the majority of the population do (like hard labor for basic subsistence. Malnutrition. Constant lice infestations. Etc)#She also had a pretty damn good childhood and a loving and supportive family. Her parents were an example of an arranged#marriage going well and turning into a genuine companionship. Her mother was a pretty good role model and did her#best to prepare her for the inevitable 'leaving her family at 15 to marry an older man she barely knew'. Which did kind of help#though her advice of staying strong and toughing the transition out (because things will get better eventually if you do) backfired a bit.#Dad saw to her getting a very good education and allowed her to pursue interests that wouldn't usually be a part of a girl's schooling#(namely politics. which becomes relevant)#Her paternal uncle absolutely adored her and is the one who got her into poetry and would have books delivered to her even after#she was married and moved away.
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redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)
(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#they are truly the most inspiring love story of our generation#though i guess he's not dr. zigvolt since zigvolt is the clan name...#unless he took her name which i absolutely could see. why would you ever not want to be called zigvolt.#this does tie nicely in with my headcanon that sebek's siblings got more of the fae features than he did#and he has a Complex about it#i get the impression that sebek's siblings are much closer in age to each other and also have more of their dad's chill#so sebek is sort of the baby of the family and he's got a Complex about that too#i think a lot about the zigvolt family for characters who have never actually appeared#on the subject of actual canon though#i do actually really appreciate that both sebek and silver each had a little moment of reassuring each other#that this is 400 years ago and also incredibly unfortunate circumstances#and present-day reality lilia and baul love them very much#(i do think sebek is secretly baul's favorite grandkid)#it was just nice to see! especially from sebek! he is sometimes a very thoughtful boy and it's always nice to see that side of him#sebek trying SO hard to get baul to like him though 😭#and lilia being like 'aw i think you're getting kind of fond of him :)'#i love. Characters.
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alan: do you want your kid back? untitled: *long, contemplative silence, expression going through various stages of confusion, contemplation, distress, etc* alan: *awkwardly holding sc, extremely confused and out of his depth*
YEAH.......... later after alan finds out who untitled is it probably makes sense but it's very awkward initially
#tommy's foolery#after untitled gets over the initial crisis though he absolutely helps babysit. he's secretly very excited to take care of SC though#they're fucking adorable. plus sometimes he sees them do little things that he recognizes and instantly fucking dies#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#tommy's stick!alan#selkie sticks au#untitled time travel au#i think he still dads over SC a lot even if he's not sure how to feel about realizing it though
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Nejiten Kids Designs | NejiTen Family Head Cannons
I was doodling a bit and I figured I’d express my idea of how Tenten and Neji would contrast in training their children:
How Tenten trains with her kids :
Of course they’d be impressed by how their mother never misses her mark.
Dialogue:
Tenten: C’mon now, kids. Remember what I taught you!
Meiten, Nozomi, Hizashi: Perfect aim!
Neji: your mother is Konoha’s Legendary Weapons Master for a reason.
Vs.
When Neji trains with his kids:
Tenten finds it hilarious that Neji insists on forcing the three of them to try and work together to land a hit on him…kind of like how Gai used to make Lee Neji and Tenten spar when they were gennin….
Dialogue:
Neji: what is going on with you three? You lot got easily tangled up!
Tenten: pfftttt~ heehee
Meiten: Papa is so merciless when we train together! No fair…
Hizashi (to his brother): Ugh, Nozomi got in the way! Not mom laughing at us…
Nozomi: Hizashi, get the hell off of me! I lost focus ‘cause of you.
#naruto#tenten#neji hyuga#nejiten#sketch#art#neji x tenten#neji#boruto au#boruto next generation#Hizashi Hyuga#Nozomi Hyuga#Meiten Hyuga#nejiten comic#nejitenmonth2024#illustration#artists on tumblr#manga#boruto fanart#i am a firm believer that this team alone could've ended that war quickly#these two as parents would be absolutely wild#think about it#Tenten’s long rang weapons specialty and Neji’s Gentle fist#they have their own mini army#of course Tenten would laugh at her kids#They’re all hot headed like their mom even though they look like dad#Neji has his hands full with them kids LOL#HE WANTED MORE THAN ONE THATS WHAT HAPPENS#three mini Tenten’s in attitude that look like him#riku’s art
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I think what might actually help the families of trans loved ones is to actually engage with where the trans person is at - especially if the family isn't quite understanding yet. When I came out, I was completely alone in figuring out my manhood. I had peers and I had exposed myself to so many trans people who explored gender, and while it was amazing, it isn't quite the same at times. I grieve quietly, sometimes, about all the missed opportunities that might have just made it easier for my family to have seen how utterly happy I was. It took them a very long time to actually notice that I was happy, especially once I got on testosterone. I'm lucky that they saw that happiness eventually, and slowly accepted it. My manhood is completely detached from their influence, both to my relief and chagrin. It's sad to me that I learned to shave from a kind online stranger, somebody who didn't even have a father and yet, I do. I have a father. I grieve at the loss of a potential shared experience. I grieve about the pain I went through when I was in that stage of transition, especially because it was raw and vulnerable. I grieve that many trans people today are traversing the path I had to, because it's sometimes lonely (even when you do have other forms of support).
It's hard to know that I will never have gotten my sense of being from my family. In many ways, it has severed a lot of connection with them because there were so many times that I was begging them to see happiness when they were focused on the idea that I was almost in a state of purgatory - flesh which felt warm but held no familiarity to them. I don't harbor ill-will toward them, I hope I don't leave the impression that I despise them. I understand what they felt, even if I can't conceptualize it myself. However, it's a raw wound in my heart, and I don't want to leave anybody else feeling that way, either.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#ally advice#i'm thankful that my manhood is the way it is. but it was a painful journey to get here and i did it partially alone#i absolutely am grateful to have had my friends and the trans people who made themselves known though. i owe these people my life#i still think it's not unreasonable to have wished for my /family/ to have been part of that journey sooner especially when i was young#sometimes it seems like parents who believe their child has died after they express their transness make that a self-fulfilling prophecy...#...in that the parent often aloenates themself/themselves from their child in a variety of ways...#...i was alienated from my dad when he threatened my transition - it became a self-fulfilling prophecy in that i shut myself down...#...i retreated inward and in a way became a ghost - corporeal to the touch but a spirit who may not be seen...#...in many ways i felt in limbo between life and death. it was a cycle of purgatory#and that is something i think is best avoided. it's lonely and scary and it makes it hard to imagine a future#i need to emphasize that even though this was shitty i am still lucky in so many ways#i just faced a lot of undue shit even so - shit i don't think was conducive to a good environment or well-being
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eggman absolutely broke his fucking toes in that one sonic mania short like metal sonic is. well. metal. don’t kick solid metal that’s going to break something. he absolutely stormed off and left metal there bc he broke his toe while metal barely even noticed and he’s embarrassed by it.
#eggman doesn’t physically abuse his kids not bc he’s a good dad but bc he tried and they kicked his ass without trying#he also absolutely thinks he’s the only person in his family breaking the generational trauma cycle too.#he’s that kind of terrible dad. to me#sonic mania adventures#metal sonic#dr eggman#abuse tw#< bc kicking your children is in fact. abusive.#it’s very funny bc it straight up doesn’t work though
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