#the cutest thing you've ever seen

[disney-fan-nr1]

CASSARIAN! I JUST LOVE THEM.

For anyone who starts writing, "But she's 24 and Varian is 16," -get out-

Firstly, we don't ship them as a couple when Varian is 16, but at least 18, and secondly, the series takes place a long time ago, and back then you got married at the age of 16.

Also, I wanted to point out that most of the Disney princesses are minors.

Tank you and good bye

[cr1msoncurtains]

The Knight is the Hello Kitty of trans people.

[feraltwinkseb]

September 20, 2024 - Singapore Source: F1TV

[adobe-outdesign]

Occasionally I like to think about Pokemon just being commonplace pests in-universe. like "yeah I'm going to have to come into the office today. there's been a blackout at my place because a Raichu decided to nest in my electrical box"

[urghblergh]

"Every man needs a hobby." - by Leonard H. McCoy

inspired by this picture and this picture only

Here's the full comic.

It's the McSpirk brainrot, guys. I had to draw some silly old married gays. ✨🌈

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Does–

Does Legacy...

Do you think.....??????????

*sniffle* :'))))) omg listen

Can you imagine Legacy attempting to smile? Just... Something between Toothless from the first httyd movie and Venom, jaw unhinging in a terrifying fashion, something in his chest clicking and trilling like you'd imagine an unholy abomination of the abyss to sound like, and just going

:DDD

oh my moon and stars you are so right. this is so cute

before he met you, Foul Legacy had never smiled before- not kindly, at least. a vicious, slashed grin across his face in the midst of battle, maybe, but nothing soft, nothing gentle. then he met you and fell head over heels with every part of you, one of his favorite features being that small, sweet smile of yours. he brightens whenever he sees it, happily nudging his face against yours, purring and chittering rapidly. sometimes you'll tap him on the shoulder and when he turns, you'll give him a big smile, listening to his delighted trills and laughing when he scoops you into his arms, snuggling his face against the crook of your neck

he wants to smile for you, too, be that bright spot whenever you have a dark day

so Legacy practices. it feels odd for an Abyssal creature like him- he's not made to smile- but he persists because he wants to surprise you. when the day finally comes you feel a gentle push against your shoulder, turning and tilting your head expectantly at a slightly nervous Foul Legacy. there's a cracking sound, almost like bones breaking, as his jaw unhinges and he smiles for you

you stare for a moment, open-mouthed, then let out an overjoyed giggle as you jump up to hug around his neck, peppering his masked face with kisses as he chirps. although uncanny, his smile is adorable, and you feel your heart melt when he carefully licks your cheek, delicately nibbling your fingers

Foul Legacy smiles a lot more after that

[neoryweory]

everybody stop what they're doing right now and look at the cutest sim ever

[ninvic-rbs]

EVERYONE SHUT UP I JUST FOUND A WEBSITE SELLING AN EARTHBOUND NOTEBOOK AND FOR THE PICTURES THEY DRESSED UP TWO BOYS AS JEFF AND TONY

[all-things-sigust]

season 3 is for sad august <3

[johnnytoronto]

Will Levis and Tyjae Spears celebrating their MNF comeback win!

11/12/23

[sweetdreamsbuck]

I found this little lovebug all by himself on the empty shelves at CVS and oh my gosh we were meant to find each other!!

🥺 guess I have a Valentine to cuddle with this year after all!

[disney-fan-nr1]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!♥️♥️♥️♥️ Isn't he the sweetest, cutest, loveliest, most enchanting, most charming, most adorable cinnamon roll that ever existed?

Awwwww! Just LOOK AT HIM!!!♥️♥️

[basedonwha6]

Me after the "non-artist" friend procures the most delightful adorable little guy of the century

[lemonnbug]

Honey visited last week

[weaselle]

i want to talk about real life villains

Not someone who mugs you, or kills someone while driving drunk, those are just criminals. I mean VILLAINS.

Not like trump or musk, who are... cartoonishly evil. And not sexy villains, not grandiose villains, not even satisfyingly two dimensional villains it is easy to hate unconditionally. The real villains.

I had a client who was a retired executive for one of the big oil companies, i think it was Shell or Chevron. Had a home just outside of San Francisco that was wall to wall floor to ceiling full of expensive art. Literally. I once accidentally knocked a painting off the wall because it was hanging at knee height at the corner of the stairs, and it had a little brass plaque on it, and i looked up the name of the artist and it was Monet's apprentice and son-in-law, who was apparently also a famous painter. He had an original Andy Warhol, which should have been a prize piece for anyone to showcase -- it was hanging in the bathroom. I swear to god this guy was using a Chihuly (famous glass sculptor) as a fruit bowl. And he was like, "idk my wife was the one who liked art"

I was intrigued by this guy, because in the circles i run this dude is The Enemy. right? Wealthy oil executive? But as my client, he was... like a sweet grandpa. A poor widower, a nice old man, anyone who knew him would have called him a sweetheart. He had a slightly bewildered air, a sort of gentle bumbling nature.

And the fact that he was both of these things, a Sweet Little Old Man and The Enemy, at the same time, seemed important and fascinating to me.

He reminded me of some antagonist from fiction, but i couldn't put my finger on who. And when i did it all made sense.

John Hammond.

probably one of the most realistic bad guys ever written.

If you've only ever seen the movie, this will need some explaining.

Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park in 1990, and i read it shortly thereafter. In the movie, the dinosaurs are the antagonists, which imo erases 50% of the point of the story.

book spoilers below.

In the book, John Hammond is the villain but it takes the reader like half the book to figure that out. Just like my client, John is a sweet old man who wants lovely things for people. He's a very sympathetic character. But as the book progresses, you start to see something about him.

He has an idea, and he's sure it's a good one. When someone else dies in pursuit of his dream, he doesn't think anything of it. When other people turn out to care about that, he brings in experts to evaluate the safety of his idea, and when they quickly tell him his idea is dangerous and needs to be put on hold, he ignores his own experts that he himself hired, because they are telling him that he is wrong, and he is sure he is right.

In his mind, he's a visionary, and nobody understands his vision. He is surrounded by naysayers. Several things have proven too difficult to do the best and safest way, so he has cut corners and taken shortcuts so he can keep moving forward with his plans, but he's sure it's fine. He refuses to hear any word of caution, because he believes he is being cautious enough, and he knows best, even though he has no background in any of the sciences or professions involved. He sends his own grandchildren out into a life-threatening situation because he is willfully ignorant of the danger he is creating.

THIS is like the real villains of the world. He doesn't want anyone to die. Far from it, he only wants good things for people! He's a sweet old man who loves his grandchildren. But he has money and power and refuses to hear that what he is doing is dangerous for everyone, even his own family.

I think he's possibly one of the most important villains ever written in popular fiction.

In the book, he is killed by a pack of the smallest, cutest, "least dangerous" dinosaurs, because a big part of why we read fiction is to see the villains face thematic justice. But like a cigarette CEO dying of lung cancer, his death does not stop his creation from spreading out into the world to continue to endanger everyone else.

I think it is really important to see and understand this kind of villainy in fiction, so you can recognize it in real life.

Sweetheart of a grandfather. Wanted the best for everyone. Right up until what was best for everyone inconvenienced the pursuit of his own interests.

And my client was like that too. His wife had died, and his dog was now the love of his life, and she was this little old dog with silky hair in a hair cut that left long wispy bits on her lower legs. Certain plant materials were easily entangled in this hair and impossible to get out without pulling her hair which clearly hurt her. When i suggested he ask his groomer to trim her lower leg hair short to avoid this, he refused, saying he really liked her usual hair cut.

I emphasized that she was in pain after every walk due to the plant debris getting caught in her leg hair, and a simple trim could put an end to her daily painful removal of it, and he just frowned like i'd recommended he take a bath in pig shit and said "But she'll be ugly" and refused to talk about it anymore.

Sweet old man though. Everyone loved him.

[ozzgin]

What if there was a shy!reader who's the biggest fan for a monster band and absolutely LOVES their music, showing up to their every show and having all of their merch. They would have the biggest crush on them too but is too afraid to do anything about it.

One day, they decided to have a meet and greet after one of their shows. You quietly came up to them to ask for an autograph but no words came out and you started to panic a little.

They looked at you like you're the most adorable thing they've ever seen and signed your poster along with your shirt without you saying anything. You bowed your head down as thanks and walked away in shyness.

Now, in every show they perform in, they would look around just to try and find one particular face, yours. The moment they lock eyes with you, they don't stop. Why would they? You're the cutest fan they've ever met.

- 🎸

That's actually such a great idea. Monster!Band, a fan favorite among the monstrous population. Unbeknownst to them, they have one singular human follower: you.

The concert venue is always crowded, so your existence remains a mystery. Not even the other attendants notice that a human frequently sneaks its way closer to the stage.

At the latest meet and greet, a pair of foreign hands reaches out for an autograph. The members take a moment to stare in silence, earning a flustered shuffle from you. Have you said something wrong? Did you skip your place in the queue? No, they simply didn't expect to see a human. As a matter of fact, it's the first time in their life. An encounter of a lifetime.

Thankfully they're quick to regain their composure, smiling and signing your merch, then following your figure with a pang of regret. It would've been improper to ask for your contact, especially before the hungry, envious eyes of other fans.

They begin searching for you every night, walking onto the stage and scanning the area with an almost pathetic need to find you. A cheeky sort of competition develops between the band mates, taking turns in approaching you, winking in your direction, or targeting you for interactions. You've suddenly become the lucky owner of several items thrown into the crowd; the priceless goods always land in your hands.

You might think of yourself as their biggest fan, but the beastly artists have taken quite an interest in you, too. That photo you managed to snap after their show? It's the lead singer's phone wallpaper now. Remember the time your bracelet somehow flew at the feet of the guitarist? He was ready to kick it away, until he realized it's yours. It is now his most prized possession.

Indeed, it seems that the fan behavior is slowly shifting the other way around. If only they'd find a way to get closer to their human.