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aphelea · 3 months ago
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imagine the government basically kills your husband and the only therapist they can send you to is the guy who literally put him in that position
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total-drama-brainrot · 10 months ago
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This Alenoaheather AU is bringing me an unholy amount of serotonin and I love it- I’m still just now discovering it and I wish I knew about it sooner😭😭 But question if I may!
So, by the time Noah gets eliminated, where would you say his relationship lies with Alejandro and Heather? Like, does he leave the competition like, “You both tried to play each other, but I ended up playing the both of you, L” Like does he just think that Alejandro and Heather only romantically like each other, and he was just their attempt at emotionally manipulating one another, or does he at least have an idea that they potentially may feel romantically towards him? Honestly I’m just curious about how his elimination would play out between the three of them-
I'm glad other people are enjoying this AU as much as I am. Me and Perp are slowly spreading our Alenoaheather propaganda and it's working.
It's been established that Noah's elimination in this AU will take place at some point in the early post-merge game, probably either China or the Serengeti (though Niagara Falls might work too. We haven't exactly touched on how each challenge can/will play out since this whole concept has been put on the backburner), which gives his dynamic with Heather and Alejandro time to blossom from the initial double fake dating ploy into something more genuine.
Well before his elimination, Noah's been caught in his double-crossing ways; or to be more accurate triple-crossing, since Noah initially decided to play along with both Heather and Alejandro's schemes with the intention of throwing them both under the bus (or at least reaping all of the benefits for himself). But, by the time his ploy is figured out, the three of them have developed genuine feelings for each other.
As such, Heather and Alejandro are hesitant to have him eliminated; sure Noah somehow managing to pull the wool over their eyes for as long as he did was infuriating, but it was also impressive. Like recognises like, and the two biggest schemers in the game can appreciate when they've been outplayed, aggravating as it is, especially when the person who bested them essentially used their own trickery against them. Also, though the two of them would never admit it, both Heather and Alejandro know that they'd honestly miss Noah's caustic company.
Of course, at this point in the competition Heather and Alejandro are still deep in their "rivalry" phase, so it takes the two of them a very convoluted and overcomplicated conversation to figure out that they both share the same sentiment concerning a certain cynic- since every encounter they have with each other is practically a game of backhanded compliments and dancing around the true meaning of their words. It takes even longer for them to come to an agreement, given how stubborn the both of them can be, but eventually they manage to co-operate.
Which is what leads to The Confrontation, the point in the story where the two fake dating plots merge into Heather and Alejandro putting aside their differences to rule the game together, utilizing Noah as their shared right hand man since he's shown a knack for strategy and subterfuge. After all, why would they want to get rid of the one person on the jet who's able to go toe-to-toe with them in terms of scheming, when they can instead keep him around as an accomplice?
At least, that's the excuse they both use. But the two of them internally can't deny that, even if it was all pretend, Noah wasn't a bad "boyfriend" by any means, and they genuinely enjoy his company. In turn, Noah's accepted that neither Heather nor Alejandro are as insufferable as he initially assumed, and that playing along with their grand plots is actually really fun. (And maybe he also likes the two of them, but Noah would never admit that.)
But there's a a whole cast's worth of people on the jet who the trio also have to consider in their plans; it would be super suspicious of all three of them if the flirting and Aleheather's animosity suddenly ceased. No matter how oblivious the rest of the competitors are, a sudden public change in their dynamic would be the equivalent of waving a huge red flag and screaming "hey, we're in an alliance, vote us out!" Very counterintuitive to their goal of winning the competition.
So the three of them resolve to act as they have been during challenges, and sneak off to the confessional when it's most convenient/feasible to do so, where they can plot and scheme away from the rest of the cast.
This means that, at least to everyone else in the game, Noah's still in this weird grey area where he's actively flirting with both Heather and Alejandro. Or, well, "flirting", since I imagine most of the advances would be initiated by the other party and Noah would play the part of the blushing damsel- or more accurately the begrudging but highly amused recipient, since I just can't conceptualise snarky, stoic Noah being the type to get flustered easily.
I imagine The Confrontation would happen somewhere around London timeline wise (it just feels like the most appropriate place to have a major shift in the plot happen, for obvious reasons), which would give the initial fake dating aspect of the AU time to run it's course without getting stale, and allow the three of them to establish their dynamic as a trio before the merge hits. It'd give Alenoaheather around five or six episodes worth of time to grow closer as a trio (from Greece's Pieces to Niagara Brawls, at least) and have their feelings grow and develop at a natural pace, to the point where they acknowledge that, perhaps, not all of the romantic tension between them is fake.
And then, of course, the Fake Cheating Arc happens. Noah's elimination is the catalyst for this section of the plot, which Perp and myself touched on pretty heavily in one of our reblog chains, and at this point in the story Alenoaheather are in a sort of vague kind-of-dating situation; the three of them know there's feelings there, but they're all more invested in the competition (and their manipulation of such) than trying to figure out what exactly is going on between them. Plus, World Tour takes place in 2010- concepts like polyamory weren't exactly common knowledge back then, so the three of them wouldn't have any basis of comparison for what their dynamic is/would be.
That, and the three of them are all fairly emotionally closed off, so getting them to admit genuine feelings for each other and show vulnerableness to anyone would be like pulling teeth. As it stands, they're fairly content to continue acting as a Trickster Trio, contented to leave whatever's going on between them unlabelled for the time being in favour of focusing their time and energy on winning the million. There's an unspoken understanding between the three of them; what they have is special, inconceptual and indescribable by mere words... which is mostly just an excuse for the three of them not to breach the subject, since they have the collective emotional intelligence of a spork.
That doesn't mean they don't love each other. Because they do, even if some of them (Heather and Alejandro) aren't exactly familiar with concepts like "unconditional love" and "loyalty/compassion for someone besides yourself" and "lowering your emotional walls and being the most genuine version of yourself in front of the people who care about you". It's a steep learning curve, but they're doing their best.
But that's besides the point; at this point in the plot, the trio are essentially a throuple in all but name at the point of Noah's elimination.
That's why his suggestion of playing off of his "cheating" is initially met with hesitance on Aleheather's part- they don't want the one person on the jet (besides each other) they actually care about to risk his reputation, but they also know that it's a strategically sound idea. There's a conflict of interest between their desire to win the competition by any means necessary, and the budding sense of empathy they've both began to develop as a result of their situationship.
Of course, they eventually agree to his plan, and then the whole Cheating Arc plays out as it's been explored previously.
Which means Noah's actual elimination ceremony is a very tense affair.
He's intentionally playing himself up as kind of a scumbag during it, since he wants both Heather and Alejandro to appear as sympathetic as possible to the remaining competitors, so the three of them stage an altercation during that day's challenge where Noah's caught out in his "cheating", and consequently "admits" that he's been playing the two of them and it's all ingenuine on his part, to direct the majority vote against him. It'd kill two birds with one stone that way; Noah gets himself eliminated without having to do much out of the ordinary, since he's already kind of an asshole so all he really has to do is play up that aspect of himself a little and lie about manipulating his partners, meanwhile Heather and Alejandro can reap the benefits of whatever brownie points they gain from being his "victims" by using their own manipulative prowess to adopt the role of the ex-villains, redeemed by their shared heartbreak. Or something equally melodramatic.
Noah doesn't really care about the specifics of it, he'll be long gone before his partners can start playing up their "betrayal and heartbreak", and then soon enough one of them will win the competition. And spoil him rotten with their money.
So, during the actual ceremony, Noah becomes persona non grata. No one wants to sit anywhere near him on the benches, and the remaining cast members form a protective wall between him and a distraught Heather, who sniffles back quiet tears every time her eyes wander too close to the cynic's slouching, impassive frame, and Alejandro who's sat eerily still and taut with disgraced fury, who's fiery green eyes haven't strayed from the burning glare he's shooting towards the bookworm.
Not that Noah's a stranger to receiving glares; the rest of the cast are also shooting him some downright murderous looks. Though he is impressed by his partners' acting abilities. He's also physically biting back pearls of laughter- the gritting of his teeth only serves to make him look unapologetically indignant, and thus more irredeemable in the eyes of their company- because every time Alejandro knows that no one's focus is on him, he sends his cerebral partner a cheeky wink and a smirk. The smug bastard.
Unsurprisingly, the vote is fairly unanimous. Chris doesn't even bother trying to raise suspense or tension by counting the votes, since the result is inevitable. That, and the atmosphere is already so tense and dramatic, the host is revelling in it. Chris even goes so far as complimenting Noah for outshining Duncan's cheating fiasco, showing the audience "what real relationship drama looks like", and maybe even congratulating Noah on almost being as heartless as he is.
He's escorted to the Drop of Shame, parachute backpack in tow, but before he can take the plunge he glances back at his audience. A raging sea of hostility greets him, but within the depths of animosity two shining beacons of light greet him. Alejandro and Heather shoot him a fleeting wave, the ghosts of smiles flickering across their features before they continue their flawless acts, but it's enough to reassure Noah that everything will be fine.
(Spoiler alert, things don't end up being fine for Noah.)
Of course this is all just an idea I'm spewing out. Nothing in this AU is set in concrete and it's always open to peer review or change. That's the beauty of public AUs; you can do whatever you want with them!
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azraphels · 8 months ago
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Inspired by an episode of "The Big Bang Theory" and staying with the theme of my new Thiam-Sterek Fanfic "Fall In Love With A Kiss" coming soon to Ao3
(In my new Thiam there will be no existential, suffering drama of Theo alone where everyone hates him!)
I INTRODUCE YOU....
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Lydia has been Theo's best friend since they were seven years old! Ah their discussions about how stupid Stiles was filled their days, along with movie nights (horror movies of course!) and secrets!
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Theo met Allison in high school because she started dating Scott. It was really a troubled affair between Scott and Allison, they were on and off for quite some time and Theo didn't know who to listen to! Scott was stupid and just screwed up, and Theo felt sorry for Allison!
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Malia met her in junior year when she moved out and started dating Stiles (definitely bad breakup apparently!) but still they hated each other especially because Theo always stays at her house! (Peter's fault of course!)
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For Theo, Kira is so innocent that she doesn't know why she is his friend! She was an ex of Scott's but their affair had lasted only a year and then Kira got a crush on Malia but she was still dating Stiles... Luckily, Theo's policy was "Never have romantic relationships with your friends, you always get in trouble!"!!'
Theo has endured too many conversations about his friends' sizes and how they have sex to say with certainty that this rule has actually saved him a lot of trouble! (Theo would never admit it, but he has been head over heels in love with the same person for two years, without having had any other romantic relationships)
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"Theo Raeken's ✨Council Of Ladies✨" meets every Thursday night!
A cup of tea, a fancy dress, lots of pastries and a big white cloth and a projector!
Bridgerton awaits them!
(READ THE TAGS!!!)
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 11 months ago
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Dave: who kicked your ass
Dave: was it the yelly guy over there?
Dave: no, dave was mostly preoccupied with his own… shenanigans.
Dave: the yelling is deceptive. he's a rather private person.
Dave: dave, however.
Dave: he really is quite an extravagant bitch
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ragana62 · 1 month ago
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A conversation I absolutely imagine happened at some point during one of those early council meetings in season one where Daemon was constantly making trouble for himself and whining about it:
Daemon: "My wife (Rhea) is a bitch and I hate her."
Corlys: "Can't relate. My wife is a bitch and I love her so much. If anything, she should be more of a bitch, maybe feed someone to her dragon. I bet she'd like that."
Daemon: "Can she feed my wife to her dragon?"
Corlys: "I can ask. Probably not. After hearing you go on about her for years, I think they might actually be friends."
Daemon: "Why?"
Corlys: "Think about it. They've both got more than enough reason to hate you, or at least be generally annoyed with you at the best of times, they both would rather everyone just leave them alone to do as they please seeing as they can't do what they actually want. Really, if we introduce them, I assume I'll wind up returning home from each of these sessions to empty wine stores and a new scheme for how I'm meant to toss you out of the tower during the next meeting."
Daemon: "Fair. You wouldn't do that, though, would you?"
Corlys: "Only if Rhaenys asked me to."
Daemon: "Right. Best keep them separate then. You keep her out of the Vale and I'll keep Rhea away from the Crownlands?"
Corlys: "Bold of you to assume I have the means to dictate where she goes on her flights. I'll not mention this little chat though."
Daemon: "Appreciate it."
Corlys: "... Mostly because I'd rather not have to commit treason if she does decide she'd like you tossed out a tower window. Seems a touch inconvenient."
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immortalsins · 7 days ago
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twice today i've thought about my parents (or been reminded of them) and felt like i was physically disconnected from myself if that makes any sense at all
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mildmayfoxe · 9 months ago
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tonight on dnd we spent over half our session arguing about whether or not to kill somebody (basically amounting to a political assassination that would make our lives complicated later) and i got so fed up by the whole thing (we have been talking about this for weeks) that i just killed her while we were talking. sorry guys i just can't take this anymore. and then of course we fell back on our old habits of trying to convince one of her npc lackeys to quit her job and follow her artistic passions which we do with any npc that encounters us whether or not they're in our way. also as soon as i killed her (the bad guy, not the lackey. she's cool we're putting her on retainer) the sun god shone a big bolt of sunlight through the clouds onto us and turned her into dust, which could mean anything
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poppyisnotaflower · 1 year ago
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I am currently rewatching Revenge of the Sith and it never fails to astonish me how much cunt Obi Wan served indefinitely.
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black-water-simping-ships · 1 month ago
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ruh-roh! how about jinx & jayce parallels?!
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heliomanteia · 1 month ago
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In retrospect, I’m amused by how quickly Trespasser jumps from post-Fen’Harel meeting (stage: anchor supposedly deactivated, arm present) to the disbanding/keeping sequence (stage: Inquisitor is by all means an amputee). The pacing of DA:I is a work of art
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ilium-inlimbo · 1 year ago
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Eough....painted da bbg fore the war
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daybreakrising · 11 months ago
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i just wanna give a lil shoutout to my wrio twin @wwriothesley bc... discussing all our hcs together and being so genuinely excited for each other's ideas really just fuels my muse so much
and i joke about me and sam having the same brain a lot (we do, it's Frightening-) but even when we have differing hcs on certain aspects of his character or his traits, we hype each other up over them regardless and even help each other develop things & talk them through for hours sometimes. we first bonded over our mutual (completely Normal) love for this man & i just really appreciate having someone to share that with
& it's also just... so refreshing, bc i've had issues with previous characters where people act like their interpretation of a muse is the only Correct one & so far this community is (from what i've experienced) completely the opposite.
sam. ily and our silly lil twins
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viihe · 7 months ago
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if criston gets promoted AGAIN next ep im going to cry
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xiaoriae · 2 years ago
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i was picked to join the MUN and now i am fucked up with minimal research done as of writing this post 🥲
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raine-but-irl · 2 years ago
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you ever see SUCH a display of "how the fuck can u even do such a senseless thing" it makes you lose your fucking mind??
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frozenambiguity · 2 years ago
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Cannot believe I have been here for almost 3 months now.
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