#the cookie disrespect

[nukudraws]

Alberu when Cale brings up the White Star's cookies:

[v0id-of-thought]

Rosanna Pansino in 2018: (standing on a stool) welcome back to my YouTube channel!!! Today we are making homemade cookies inspired by a popular cartoon! :)

Rosanna Pansino in 2024: I have reported Mr Beast to the FBI

[gemgdynamight0]

In this scene Katsuki is looking at the camera and saying "see you later", so it means we're gonna have a Katsuki centered spin off and-

[burningcheese-merchant]

Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped

They look cooler in my head, I swear.

the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol

The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.

The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)

The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.

Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.

Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop

I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.

Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too

(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)

[kararasunne]

Burning spice n espresso cookie rkgk mwehehehhe

[vnillatree]

I hate Cream Soda's new TOA costume so not only I did a quick new one for her but also did a matching one for Cherry Cola as well 🎉 (+ their pets BC they're cute)

Reblogs appreciated !

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

“Ephemer second union cross title screen art isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”

Ephemer second union cross title screen art:

[limboraptor]

Gotta start making more Seaguana content I love them sm

Original meme below:

[twosidedcherrytrees]

[frosted-wonders]

<< It was hidden in the tags of my promo before but please be sure to read my rules again now that I've rebooted this account, as they were updated! >>

[aqua-phoric]

At everyone being mean about rebel cookie being added to kingdom: stop that ❤️

[andromerot]

is it normal to drink offee with your edible or will they have me killed

[burningcheese-merchant]

Seeing people on Twitter and other places claiming leadership over the BurningCheese nation when I was out there writing for them before Burning Spice was even actually released is hilarious

Y'all prancing around going "i Am NoW tHe OfFiCiAl BuRnInGcHeEsE cEo" when I'm the one who founded the damn company in the first place. Pathetic

[mizu-melon]

If Herb Cookie was released in 2023, so many Kingdom-only players would be saying "erm... should've been a rare"

[ask-firespiritcookie]

devil cookie you are the best!! not like Fire spirit, he is just an idiot

FS: I hate to break it to you but IM THE MAIN CHARACTER here. If you don’t like me,

then leave.

[quibbs126]

Goddamnit we just got rid of these guys, why are you continuing to show up in my life?