#the commentary....cannot believe.

[jojotichakorn]

i love how the show made sure 1) to show us that for once boston was extremely reluctant to make sexual advances on someone and atom absolutely did all the work, and then also blamed boston for not wanting to see him again, despite the clearly established boundaries; and 2) to explicitly frame the fact that boston as a gay man (particularly a promiscuous gay man) is seen as predatory by having chueam verbally frame the situation as the classic deeply homophobic "homosexual preying on the young and inexperienced and turning them to the "homosexual lifestyle"" idea (reflected in anything from 1961's "boys beware" short to the current "protect children from drag queens" moral panic), and y'all are STILL somehow saying that boston is at fault here, just because he is a shitty friend and a selfish person. like i'm sorry, but a leap from these honestly regular human traits to literal blackmail and sexual assault is not as obvious and easy as some of you seem to think.

[muirmarie]

thinking about if tos mccoy had died before romulus was destroyed, tos spock could've been carrying his not-quite-a-katra during the events of the aos movies

[cryptidjeepers]

Is this guy living in his car with a handful of his plants my man just move in with your bf

[viladlind]

talking about the guy you hate while undressing your boyfriend and he'll probably still refuse to accept that hate and love go hand in hand. get a grip perhaps.

[wander-wren]

sighs. thinking about bare again…..

[musemelodies]

"I'M NOT A RAT!"

[gothhylian]

Gregstitution

We the Gregs of the United States of Greg, in order to form a more perfect union , establish justice , insure domestic tranquility , provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of Danny to ourselves and our posterity , do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of Greg.

[lultimagoccia]

and where there's creech, there's sacchetti! he burst through that shitty crayon drawing bullshit door already swinging his fists, picking up speed and building up momentum as he crashed through throngs of whatever further BULLSHIT lay ahead.

... truth be told, he was sort of hoping that pizza - headed nightmare was going to be on the other side. he deserved his own ass - whooping for being the source of all this. for being the one who enabled what sacchetti now knew was a fake noise of all fucking things.

but he supposed that matter would be left to whichever peppino the bastard was tormenting, in his own world. for now, sacchetti was certainly happy to introduce a little extra VIOLENCE to a situation, if it meant doing some good.

his heart thundered within his chest, and he never felt more alive as he did in the midst of such a fight!

[ardentpoop]

looking at the comments on a vid from 2 yrs ago abt pr*quelgat/e and there’s a bunch of ppl going “supernatural has the most toxic fanbase I’ve ever seen bc why did this get blown so out of proportion” and then there’s a bunch of other ppl demonstrating the exact toxicity being referred to 💀

[levitanias]

thinking about frankenstein's monster again, not anything in particular just kinda brain rotating him like he's the well liked side character of a bad shonen anime

[holyguardian]

"Hello, police? I scored a 10 on a quiz and my husband gave me raincoat kids instead of a friendship bracelet."

[tenebriism]

WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!?

[monmuses]

" ... I never thought I would hate myself even more in a movie. Why ... did they make me a damn dog? To Tina, of all people. Nothing against her, but ... I wouldn't trust her pulling me around on a leash."

"COLLARED BY MY SKIN AND DRAGGED LIKE A DEAD MEAT! I HATE THESE CHAINS! FREE MY BONES SO I CAN GNAW ON THEIR RIBCAGE!"

" ... I would do that exact same thing, man."

[celestial-narwhal]

“… Again with this feeling? Why is it that I feel I’m at the center of some unknown gossip."

It’s probably for the best that he stays ignorant.

[general-kalani]

"TWO FUCKING KIDS AND I GET NONE?!"

[al-melon]

JUST GOT BACK FROM THE FNAF MOVIE

SPOILERS AND SCREAMING UNDER THE CUT

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna take a second to say the absolute JOY and UNFILTERED SEROTONIN i felt when the living tombstone's fnaf 1 song started playing during the credits is a high i will ride for the rest of my life. let ALONE the fact that almost everyone in the theater immediately started singing along. everyone in that theater i love you.

second of all i cannot fucking believe scott had the fucking AUDACITY to JUMPSCARE us with BALLOON BOY of ALL fucking wretched little bitches. not once, not twice, THREE FUCKING TIMES.

so angry. well played, scott.

i was so happy we got brief cameos from matpat AND coryxkenshin! i was so happy for cory especially. was really hoping for a dawko cameo too, but hopefully we'll get one next time!

i also wanna mention that i never would've guessed that we'd get a scene of the animatronics behaving like kids!!! it was SO cute to see them play with abby and be silly, i never knew i needed that so badly until now. i'm not joking, literally half of my theater went "awwwww..." when abby drew the heart and gave it to bonnie, and then bonnie turned to show it to the others 🥺 i wanna hug them all so badly now... they're so CUTE. they're my babies now if mike won't go back I WILL

i'm sure this makes me a terrible person, but one of the things i was hoping so desperately for was that we would get to WATCH WILLIAM DIE, and i am SO happy that they made it as brutal and painful as possible. the satisfaction i felt as the animatronics dragged a squirming, slowly dying william away to suffer and the kids getting their revenge was worth the 8 year wait. i also now understand why matthew lillard was like "can we even show this" LMAO that shit was brutal and i'm almost shocked they kept it in while keeping a pg-13 rating.

i love that they kept foxy singing to himself, and i KNEW the second that dude stepped into the closet bonnie would be there and i was ECSTATIC when he flipped on the light and i was right. predictable sure but who cares honestly, it was amazing!

i also can't believe sparky really WAS in parts and service. i'm so fucking done with you, scott. fucking sparky. at least i ASSUME that's who the dog character was, unless it was a reference to fetch, which would be way less cool.

will say i was fucking THROWN by vanessa being william's daughter. um scuse me? what about elizabeth? is she not canon to the movies? guess we'll find out lol. i was also really hoping we would've at least gotten a HINT of the puppet, but i guess the puppet being in the fnaf 1 location the whole time really wouldn't work in this scenario. seeing as she was supposed to be the only one truly aware, it definitely wouldn't have worked as well. hope we see her next time!

overall i give the movie a 9.5/10! my only complaint is i feel like there wasn't QUITE enough scary stuff. another ten or so minutes of horror would've done wonders, i think. this is a day one dvd buy for sure! can't wait to see what extra features the dvd will come with, and i hope it comes with commentary <3