#the clicker

[imsmallfry]

Saga Anderson!!

[saoryemanoelle]

Forgot to post this silly thing here as well. Sometimes you need to advocate for yourself aka The Scratches go out together but the sanest one needs to deal with a... Problem

[ask-carnival-enosh]

“Hiiiiii”

- @ask-malida

“Hello there!” Enosh looked at Malida, “You seem to be in a good mood.”

[fiannans]

[fandomfoundmyart]

tw body horror

the clicker

[orteil42]

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[phayz]

friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span

[osakanone]

[transsexual-angel]

btw normalize teaching your mutt tricks!!! every time you fuck its sweet spot, say “speak” and you’ll get the prettiest & most desperate bark you’ve ever heard!!! keep training until one day out of the blue you say “speak, boy!” and he starts leaking for you and lets out a pathetic cry because of the association with the trick!!!

[shotmrmiller]

there are two modes to simon. handsy and handsy.

handsy is the gentle hold he has on your wrist when you're watching a movie on the couch, his thumb brushing your knuckles, tracing ever bump and curve. it's a cozy arm thrown over your waist, weighty enough to leave your side sore after, with his leg slid between yours while he snores into your ear after a long day's work. the hand on your knee under the table while eating breakfast, lightly squeezing when you ask him if he wants more.

and then there's handsy. his grip tight around the soft of your waist, fingers creating little divots into your flesh as he tries to slow the pace you've set, feeling his climax too close too soon. it's how he fists your hair and maneuvers your head to the side without much effort while you're on your stomach, the light prick on your scalp only adding to the pleasure, as he mutters into your ear if you can give him another one. (guess you'll die, then.)

how he paws at your arse when he's got you on your knees with your face dug into a pillow as he pistons his hips, the occasional slap of his balls onto your clit making your ears ring and calves tense almost painfully, until he pulls you up, his chest and your back slick with sweat and you come with his one hand around your throat and the other jerking little circles on your stiffened pearl.

the two touches are so different from each other, one a tender thing as if he's afraid to hurt you and the other wanting to hurt, but a different kind of ache, the one he will always soothe with his fingers, mouth and cock.

(call him a triple threat.)

whether you like it or not, you've been conditioned. soft and gentle means affection and care, similar to him bussing the side of your head every morning before work while rough and firm means you're about to be ploughed until you're left to soak in a bath to recover from the onslaught.

and you'd been prepared to take this secret to the grave, to not tell a soul how he'd pulled you out of a pool with enough strength to feel your rear shoulder sting and you'd just about moaned in broad daylight. or how he'd moved you out of soap's trajectory during the first meet by the wrist and if you hadn't been wearing a jumper, your peaked nipples would've been visible to anyone.

but naturally, things never go your way. he'd found out in no time and now he uses that knowledge to his advantage. a quick sneaky fuck in price's bathroom during a barbecue starts with a vicious tug of your arm. getting ate out in the back alley of a pub: giving your thigh a squeeze so tight it could bruise while you sip on the swill you call beer.

and every single time he's pulling your pants down or flipping your skirt up, you're already dripping with want.

now to get him to stop manhandling you like that when the 141 are around.

(soap's left like a deer in headlights after he forcibly sat your tipsy arse down next to him because "LT said to keep 'n eye on ye," and a moan had slipped past your lips unbidden and now the girls boys are fighting someone help)

[demareth]

underrated tumblr celeb: cookie clicker guy

[nocturnowlette]

it's so funny when people are surprised that they can be clicker trained like a dog. of course you can, you're an animal too. thing is, when you clicker train dogs it's actually harder to.

dogs don't know they want it already, after all. you could be trained in a week.

[lilcute-lilcrazy]

I need casual dominance. So badly

A hand in the back of my neck when we're out. I get a squeeze when I need to shut up.

A hand on my lower back, or on my thigh, resting close to my cunt. A constant reminder who it belongs to.

Want my outfits picked out for me. Or how I should do my hair

Wanna ask permisson for going out, for drinking/smoking, etc.

Orders for when to touch myself and when not. When I can cum, when I edge. When I wear panties and when I'm not allowed

Getting rewards when I do good.

Outfit checks and pictures whenever they demand it

Maybe even a rough bed time or reminders to drink water.

Not in the controlling way but the caring way. I wanna turn my little head off and just trust that I'm being taken care of while being good for my owner. Im their little pet, they take care of me and in return I am theirs entirely

[orteil42]

hey tumblypoos today is Cookie Clicker's 11th BIRTHDAY so here's some quick news

Cookie Clicker's ad-less version for Android is currently 80% off (that's around 1 buck or equivalent in your local currency) for the next 3 days! (the version with ads is still free as always!)

i am currently focusing on the dungeons minigame! this is a big one so it may take a while longer but i'd really like for it to feature in the next major desktop update. i'll post some new screenshots once i've got enough cool stuff to show off!

i've also been working on a number of non-Cookie Clicker things; i'll be posting about those more as well once they start taking shape! it's been a while since i've released something completely new so i'm very excited!

oh yeah i'm baking cookies this year too. i think i'm gonna make this a tradition

[dukeofash]

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