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Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.
#wake up girlies it’s time to get this bread#and the man and the home and the car and the lifestyle too bitch
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Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)
#hes so proud of her#stanly pines#wear your seatbelts kids#their friendship is everything to me#gravity falls#stanley pines#mabel pines#gravity falls au#gravity falls mabel#timestuck au#timestuck#young stan pines#5 minutes older#timestuck mable#gravity falls comic#man with a knife?#hit him with your car
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
#warm up#writeblr#this one has bothered me for a bit#any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime#hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying#as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing#like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts#why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge#''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it#ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace#if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!!#men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible#ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing#the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....
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dick picking jason up from a random address like a divorced mother picking her child up from school
#jason sends over an address like an olive branch when he knows dick and bruce have been fighting#dick shows up and jasons like: fuck our old man amirite#dicks like: uhhuh. get in the car.#ooc but im self aware so idc#boombaux art#fanart#art#sketch#digital sketch#digital art#dc#dc comics#dcu#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#dc robin#batfamily#batfam
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my brother, very into f1 and desperate: please make an iliad f1 au
me: huh
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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]
dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?
me: uh yeah! at some point, lol
dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...
dad: [rambles for a bit]
dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while
me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]
me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,
#i legit got this close 👌🏻 to tearing up in the car#anyway i am really going to take that nap now so g'bye#ftm radio#<3#transgender#trans#ftm#trans guy#nonbinary trans guy#trans masc#trans man#trans masculine#nonbinary man#nonbinary guy#ftm positivity#trans positivity#holy fuck this one's really goin round again huh#6k 😵💫#7k?!?!?!?!?#8k#9k#good lord#10k#11k#12k#13k#16k
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#my art#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mullet stan#gravity falls#gravity fall stan#gf stan#gf stanley#i have a love for this man just like all my other favs#I have love/cute aggression for my fav stinkies#i must squish him with pain angst and all out of love for him#the doodle of him leaning out his car window#he's saying 'heya toots~'#thought a few would enjoy that thought as i drew it
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The drain plug got stuck...
No, he doesn’t wanna talk about it…
Lol, all jokes aside, I love the fact that Stanley's actually really mechanically inclined! I mean hell, how else has he kept that '65 Cadillac of his in such pristine condition??👀
Not to mention teaching himself basic rocket science and quantum physics to understand and rebuild the portal like WHAT
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mullet stan#Stan pines is a car guy and you can't convince me otherwise#He can name-drop the year and make of a vehicle at just a GLANCE#Love this goober of a man❤️#Also ignore the fact that I myself know jack SHIT about car anatomy lolol#Don't look too hard at the background lolol🥲
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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers
#jegulus#jegulus fanart#marauders fanart#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#marauders#regulus black fanart#james potter fanart#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus x james#marauders era#hp#mine#my art#i fully ignored how cars work man there is a steering wheel somewhere technically#i looked at so many reference pictures of car interiors and realised#(after already having commited to the angle)#that this is not a view you could get from two people sitting in the front seat of a car. but alas. we ignore cars#less ignorable is the fact that somehow not just the car anatomy but also the people anatomy in this would just not work. how do legs ?????#i tried my best but even 24601 references couldnt help me out here so eh...#but laurie screamed at me about this yesterday so id say i succeded in what i had actually wanted to accomplish :)
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husbands <3
#they both flipped cars in the trailers they’re married#man i really chose the coolest guys and ship didn’t i yes i did 😌#no one does it like them 🥰#(guys staying hyper fixated for 3 years without content pays off!)#sambucky#sam wilson#bucky barnes#cabnw#thunderbolts
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all eyes on you
#noticed that nishiki was mostly in the dark in that scene despite there being the light from the car behind them.#kiryu stole the scene from the man who started it. it was a moment of kiryu's decision rather than nishiki's.#he's always in the light. everyone sees him. even if he finds himself in the dark woods. did nishiki felt envious of him?#despite that meaning almost certain death for kiryu?#one man can cause such a ruckus. you can't but respect it.#art#fanart#game#yakuza#yakuza 0#akira nishikiyama#nishiki#kazuma kiryu#ryu ga gotoku#rgg
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mclaren P1 in the Gingerbread Grand Prix goes to Oscar Piastri. 😆🍭
Sometimes babygirl is a 23 year old man doing his best
#.this man gets paid tens of millions to drive one of the worlds fastest cars all over the world#.this man has been defeated by a gingerbread house#.that shirt is so fucking oversized too did they have to give him a bigger size so the neck didnt choke him?#video#oscar piastri#opvd#op81#mclaren#xmas#.also im kinda getting prema oscar vibes here idk how to explain#oprs#original
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#he’s not the love of your life#he’s literally just a man#hit him with your car#i support womens rights and womens wrongs#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost bc#shitghosting#ghost the band#ghost#shit ghosting#cardinal copia#sister imperator#papa nihil#nihil emeritus
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Don't ask what happened, Aki. Don't ask.
#chainsaw man#digital art#anime#csm#denji#power#aki hayakawa#tokyo chainsaw dragon#tokyo dragon artwork#hayakawa trio#power and denji#hayakawa family#chainsaw man fanart#i miss my sillies#kobeni's car was finally laid to rest lol#denji and power causing chaos#denji and power having those chaos vibes apparently#illustration
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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more
#psych#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#shassie#like#what the hell man#also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something#i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad#but still it was wild#AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like#yeah they annoy each other so so much#but they're soooo in sync#they Get each other#they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing#but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing#probably because lassie would shoot them but still
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day 2 of pride month. day 2 of drawing dunmeshi characters and their respective modes of transportation
#senshi is driving here but chilchuck bought the car#they take turns driving it#yes they are married/practically married btw#old man yaoi#fanart#dungeon meshi#mine#my art#senshi#senshi of izganda#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilshi
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