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financeprincess · 1 year ago

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Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.

#wake up girlies it’s time to get this bread #and the man and the home and the car and the lifestyle too bitch

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blaqcats-fics · 2 months ago

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been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

#this isn’t the last time jason steals the tires #bruce keeps doing stuff with the other batkids #and Jason is like look at this opportunity #like imagining if tim gets arrested for something bc i mean come on tims a menace #then bruce just bails tim out and just the week before jason was arrested and bruce let him sit in jail for like two days #jason blew up something so like bad jason #either way jason is like i warned you batbitch and he steals the tires from the batmobile again and then who knows what happens to the tires #unfortunately it gets worse #bc bruce then takes dick to a fancy ass dinner #and it’s to one of Jason’s favorite stakehouses #Like it was the only fancy food place he could stand #good steak is good steak #and jason’s like this is crossing a line #so instead of stealing the tires again #he just takes the entire batmobile #how? no one knows #no one sees the batmobile again or the tires #at least until Batman gets a call from various members of the JL asking him why pieces of the batmobile have been popping up in the city #however it’s about the car itself #no one knows where the tires are still #jason calling Oliver up and saying like i don’t like you man but like we both don’t like batman want his tires?#jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #dc universe #batman #batfamily #batfam #damian wayne

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derpwithit · 6 months ago

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Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)

#hes so proud of her #stanly pines #wear your seatbelts kids #their friendship is everything to me #gravity falls #stanley pines #mabel pines #gravity falls au #gravity falls mabel #timestuck au #timestuck #young stan pines #5 minutes older #timestuck mable #gravity falls comic #man with a knife?#hit him with your car

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boombaux · 6 months ago

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dick picking jason up from a random address like a divorced mother picking her child up from school

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rooniearts · 7 days ago

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i'm not normal about surge the tenrec

#sth #sth fanart #surge the tenrec #sonic the hedgehog #kitsunami the fennec #roonies doodles #shes so cool man #surge the tenrec could run me over with a car and id apologize to her #and she would. she would run you over with a car #hey dont cry! coolest punk girl you know wants you dead okay ?#edit: i misspelled kitsunami.......... my illiterate ass................

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wolfythewitch · 10 months ago

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my brother, very into f1 and desperate: please make an iliad f1 au

me: huh

#i think that man would suggest anything to get me to draw a race car

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dezmolad · 2 months ago

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what happens every time i go outside

#why i reduced going out #no more seeing cars ever #maccadam #transformers #transformers memes #tf memes #prowl #ratchet #ironhide #optimus prime #tf #it happens especially with ambulances bc #man i love ratchet

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 1 month ago

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Does anyone remember that ONE Captain Underpants book where George and Harold messed with fucking time travel and met their future selves who were married with kids and had successful careers as comic book creators or was that a fever dream?

I like to imagine that in the canon universe the new Dog Man movie was initially drafted and submitted by George and Harold as a concept, thinking it wouldn’t be accepted but wanting to give it a shot anyways.

⬇️ This was the wildest thing ever to my 11 year old brain btw. So wild that I didn’t even register that Harold is canonically gay.

#I love thinking about the Captain Underpants cinematic universe because it makes absolutely no sense and also perfect sense all at once #the implications that Melvin in the future technically goes fucking MISSING after he suffered a life altering car crash #because he was busy playing megalomaniac back in time at their elementary school #(if we are to believe what happens in the show is also canon)#can you imagine not seeing your elementary school class know-it-all for over like 20 smth years #and then seeing him again at the fucking supermarket as a burnt out half cyborg #anyways I think we should think about Adult George and Harold having adventures too because it would be so fun #the wild adventures of men pushing 30 #my favorite #my art #captain underpants #dog man #george beard #harold hutchins #dogman #dogman movie

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ftm-radio · 2 years ago

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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]

dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?

me: uh yeah! at some point, lol

dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...

dad: [rambles for a bit]

dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while

me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]

me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,

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constantinnen · 10 months ago

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all eyes on you

#noticed that nishiki was mostly in the dark in that scene despite there being the light from the car behind them.#kiryu stole the scene from the man who started it. it was a moment of kiryu's decision rather than nishiki's.#he's always in the light. everyone sees him. even if he finds himself in the dark woods. did nishiki felt envious of him?#despite that meaning almost certain death for kiryu?#one man can cause such a ruckus. you can't but respect it.#art #fanart #game #yakuza #yakuza 0 #akira nishikiyama #nishiki #kazuma kiryu #ryu ga gotoku #rgg

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synodicsoma · 4 months ago

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#my art #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #mullet stan #gravity falls #gravity fall stan #gf stan #gf stanley #i have a love for this man just like all my other favs #I have love/cute aggression for my fav stinkies #i must squish him with pain angst and all out of love for him #the doodle of him leaning out his car window #he's saying 'heya toots~'#thought a few would enjoy that thought as i drew it

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aybeebz · 5 months ago

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The drain plug got stuck...

No, he doesn’t wanna talk about it…

Lol, all jokes aside, I love the fact that Stanley's actually really mechanically inclined! I mean hell, how else has he kept that '65 Cadillac of his in such pristine condition??👀

Not to mention teaching himself basic rocket science and quantum physics to understand and rebuild the portal like WHAT

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #mullet stan #Stan pines is a car guy and you can't convince me otherwise #He can name-drop the year and make of a vehicle at just a GLANCE #Love this goober of a man❤️#Also ignore the fact that I myself know jack SHIT about car anatomy lolol #Don't look too hard at the background lolol🥲

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courfee · 1 year ago

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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers

#jegulus #jegulus fanart #marauders fanart #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #marauders #regulus black fanart #james potter fanart #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus x james #marauders era #hp #mine #my art #i fully ignored how cars work man there is a steering wheel somewhere technically #i looked at so many reference pictures of car interiors and realised #(after already having commited to the angle)#that this is not a view you could get from two people sitting in the front seat of a car. but alas. we ignore cars #less ignorable is the fact that somehow not just the car anatomy but also the people anatomy in this would just not work. how do legs ?????#i tried my best but even 24601 references couldnt help me out here so eh...#but laurie screamed at me about this yesterday so id say i succeded in what i had actually wanted to accomplish :)

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grinchwrapsupreme · 9 months ago

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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #like #what the hell man #also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something #i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad #but still it was wild #AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like #yeah they annoy each other so so much #but they're soooo in sync #they Get each other #they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing #but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing #probably because lassie would shoot them but still

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plantswithme · 5 months ago

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husbands <3

#they both used a cool as hell move to dodge a flying car… husband like husband 🤭#man i really chose the coolest guys and ship didn’t i yes i did 😌#no one does it like them 🥰#(guys staying hyper fixated for 3 years without content pays off!)#sambucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #cabnw #thunderbolts

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xxplastic-cubexx · 12 days ago

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top five worst people to be around when theyre experiencing road rage

#xmen #xmen comics #magneto #scarlet witch #quicksilver #erik lehnsherr #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #snap sketches #area man proves why he shouldnt have custody of the kids more at 11 #anyway hey. i just wanted to draw his stupid car today VJLAEKVJALKJ I HATE THE MAGNACAR THEY SHOULD BRING IT BACK #i probably couldaaaaa rendered this better but whatever it just a silly doodle.. i aint tryna think bout it too hard..#yeah OBVIOUSLY this is inspired by his stupid 'no timeline exists where magneto yields'#type of shit i say on the road everyday but thats normal for where im from #while i was finishing this up my tablet starterd to die and dimmed the screen and i was too lazy to plug it in #i'm simply dealing with the colors ive been dealt with vjELKJVLAKJ it looks fine anyway #alright bye im gonna let my tablet charge. and ima go play rivals #magneto WILL NOT yield... neither on the objective NOR the road...

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