#the brainrot is FATAL

[floweypilled]

(holding them like little dolls making them smooch)

[belas-undead]

so insane how some pieces of media have changed me irreversibly. tma has done permanent damage to my mind body and soul that i dont think anything else could ever rival.

[indigohoney08]

Hoping to find ALL of these under the tree this year (no pressure mutuals 😊)

[suntails]

💙 best friends 💛

[jpgcore]

ʚ‎‏ ͜ ̩͙ ︵ ̩͙ ୨ ♡ ୧ ̩͙ ‏︵ ̩͙ ͜ ɞ

[mmmleckerlecker]

seen a couple of posts recently exploring preds as actors and having to film a swallowing scene, which was not something I’d really thought about. but then I kinda started thinking about it and… what about AFTER the swallowing scene? what about pred actors who have to film for hours on end, take after take, with a bellyful of prey? to cut on costs, the prey inside is an extra who makes a living out of being “the belly guy.” the pred actor legally has to take regular sips of water to keep digestion under control and periodically releases the extra for breaks (the prey extras are unionized btw). buuuut then they’re forced to swallow them down again and continue work. and just…

the pred has to stand awkwardly while the director talks to their belly, informing the extra when their cue to kick is and then having them practice a few times.

the pred doesn’t have any lines for the scene but they’re in the background and for continuity sake they have to be standing the whole time and they are SORE from the weight of the prey and if they could just rest their belly on this nearby table between takes…

the pred going into autopilot while they take notes and stroking their pleasantly full belly until they remember they’re in a professional environment and hopefully nobody saw that…

everybody just sorta,,, forgetting that the extra is still in the pred’s belly and talking about them like they’re not there. even going so far as to referring to them more as a prop that the pred actor has to handle rather than another living person.

trying to film a scene where the prey is fighting for their life inside the pred but they just can’t get it to look right and now the pred’s whole belly is sore and tender from so much struggling but, again, they don’t want to look unprofessional and rub their gut in front of everyone

or! on the other end of things… the prey has to put up with filming scenes where they’re kneaded into submission by the pred, rubbed tenderly by the pred’s co-star, or tossed around and squished during an action sequence

I could could go on but just …. ough

[deviouz]

i want to cover astarion’s face with lipstick kiss marks ): like imagine how confused he would be when everyone at camp looks at him and giggles or sends questioning looks your way, but how would he know? mirrors don’t quite work for vampires.

“my love, why are they staring?”

“i’m sure it is nothing, dear.”

[th3-4rk]

Having.. empurata!prowl brainrot..

@keferon got me hooked on it unfortunately I will be thinking about him forever now 💔

[nekrosmos]

*kicks in the door*

I'm here. Ask Game. Graves, go!

YEEEEEEEEEES I was hoping someone would send Graves my way, thank you Jack, mwah <33

Favorite thing about them

He's such a pathetic little man and I mean this as a compliment. Such high energy, so fruity, his texan accent ??? I'm so weak for a texan accent, so yeah that got me immediately. Also he's a yapper.

Least favorite thing about them

The war crimes 💔

Favorite line

"Ghost, that is not nice." I quote this one on a daily basis.

"Soap, you missed me? Well, technically you did, didn't you?" not being far behind.

brOTP

This fucker was getting along so well with Soap before the betrayal 💔 Now he doesn't deserve a BROTP

OTP

I ship him with an OC of mine 👉​👈​Their name is Aedeus, they're basically a femme fatale but make it transfem, and they top the life out of him <3 They're all I've been thinking about for months, their dynamic is so good teehee

Other than that, I love Graves and his Shadows. A lot.

nOTP

Graves / Soap is not my thing at all but work

Random headcanon

He's very much Bi in my mind but somehow still gives "supportive straight guy" energy. He's a little confused sometimes but he's got the spirit.

Also he's a greedy little guy and loves money way too much

Unpopular opinion

If I see another "Graves is actually homophobic and misogynist" headcanon, I will pass away

Song I associate with them

Don't have one for him specifically, but for him and my OC, I've got Joyride by Kesha :3c

Favorite picture of them

I know the second one is just his actor dressed as him but I don't care I'm obsessed with it

[moonstonecanyon]

(6/12/2024 - 6/14/2024.)

Ummm... I can explain

(Crashmen designs belong to @rederick-ignis , @clowndrawz , and another friend on Discord 😌 )

[indiesoul23]

throwback type

[neos-nero]

I’m very normal guys

(Infected, Delta and Military are my fav fits btw :3)

[eternal-ascensionism]

I rly wanna write N.S. X reader but I know it will just be me projecting my hard ass life on the characters LMAO like it’ll be two oblivious self destructive fools with copious amounts of childhood/teenage trauma trying to do better together

BUT HEAR ME OUT! the smut would be wild cause like, they were both freakin it back in the day on some “this feels like the next best step up from literal self harm” shit

I can see them meeting and reader comes off as nice and pretty laidback and they rly click and bond as people and there’s this rich chemistry between them! Then it comes time for their first intimate encounter and reader asks him to choke/slap them and he’s just thinking ‘holy fuck who are you and what have you done with my angel (don’t stop tho)’

But he still matches their freak by yanking their head back by the hair and spitting in their mouth before fucking their throat “Could’ve told me you wanted me to ruin you, babe. I’ve been really holding back on the depraved shit I think about doin’ to you”

[lcvclywon]

flopped tf outta stats 😁🙏 it’s ok at least it’s over !!!!

[0utreblanc]

when she started the job she had already given up. i hate this loser mentality fr. plus she's desperate to drag me down with her, except i actually enjoy this job, so I want nothing to do with her constant complaining

[touchoffleece]

the sapphic shojo-esque comic I didn't realize I wanted

first time I am reading a webtoon, and it's giving me all the supernatural shojo romance tropes one would expect but gay, and I'm loving it for that.

edited some tags and adding this so: people suffering with wenclair brainrot can enjoy this as it's reminding me a fair bit of the wednesday and enid dynamic, but with the added assurance this is meant to be gay and they will most likely end up together.