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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

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Phone book AU guys!!!

Featuring cunty robot librarian, productive member of society, and guy who came to work in his pajamas because he literally sleeps there 4 days a week.

More about this AU below the cut!

Phone book AU!

So pocketspace dimension with lil goober inside that just spends all his time connecting portals. (Homie is sleepy as fuck, he would kill for a coffee)

Papyrus connects the portals, writes down the codes for the universes that he's connected as he's connecting them, hands those sloppy records over to Sans, and then he puts an actual name to the codes. Whenever they encounter new universes, it's his job to gather Intel on those universes and write up a summary of them for their records. When sans is done putting names to the codes, he hands them off to Alphys so she can theorize the nature of the interaction. She works with Undyne, so that they can do a threat assessment on the interaction. (Somebody has to keep the multiverse stabilized when things get iffy.)

When Undyne determines an interaction is dangerous, she brings it to sans, and he judges whether an interaction may need intervention. Asgore decides on what that intervention is. Toriel keeps the records of all past interactions safe within the "ruins" which are now the archives. Toriel is also allowed to tell Asgore that his plan for intervention is dumb and tweak it before it goes into play.

So the data goes:

Papyrus > Sans > Alphys and Undyne > sometimes sans again > Asgore > Toriel

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Sans . . . ?

No, that's not sans- is it?

Uhhh...... no, it IS an AU sans.

So, uhh... Deal!sans is here..?

|| underDEALS by me. :^ ||

Have a good day, every1! :D

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HAPPY KINDA BIRTHDAY TO REAPER!

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" I'm still stuck in my bed.. where is the cup of coffee? I'm feeling sick in my head..~ "

@anon-coke @scramble-eg @thelunarsystemwrites @thelunarsystemwrites @the-second-reason

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dad wip

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Save Mohammed ..

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Sharing so others can see!!

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Hi Curly mouthwashing

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behold, stupid edited gacha (and some roblox) underverse/xtale memes

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Hey google horrorfarm making out fullscreen 4k quality download for free

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I find it so funny that killer sans can reset.

Like oh my god lmfaoo😭😭 Imagine he's dying in such a dramatic ass way after dream shot him right in the soul with his arrow, dream be freaking out because oh shit he killed colors bf, while dust and horror are just staring at killer making a scene "tell color i love him" until he dies dramatically, then dust just sighs annoyed and is like "come on killer we don't have time for this shit." And killer just respawns like a fucking roblox avatar "ugh you're such a bitch"

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Coming from a black and white world, Cross can't help but marvel at Color's colorful figure

Cross Sans by @/jakei95

Color Sans by @/superyoumna

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Sometimes a friendship is a bi guy who eats people for their abilities and an aroace guy who eats people because he felt like it

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEBERROR MY SON!!!

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If Killer can save and load do you think he saves before missions? How many times has he lived through the same fight while the others only lived one? How many times has he seen one of his teammates die and immediately reloaded? How many times has HE died during a mission. How many times has he been the only reason they keep winning?

Do you think it's so much so that he's actually older? An hour or so at a time piling up to a month, a year. Does he look older than he should be? Or does his body not reflect the time he's actually spent living? Which one's worse?

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Even if what you create isn't my personal taste, please keep doing it. It makes me happy to see it. I love seeing people write fics, draw, make textposts and analysis. I love to see people create, POGCHAMP!!!