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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
#supportive goons#Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader#they have pool parties#the goons love jason#best mafia boss ever#he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school#they're all very concerned to find out he's 19#jason todd#under the hood#under the red hood#red hood's goons#oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy#they're a little confused but they got the spirit#batman#batfam#batfamily#batman and robin#assigned trans at goon
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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Boss!Aven for @starryjellyfishie !!
Thank you so much once again for commissioning me! :D đź’™
#hsr aventurine#bossturine#hsr#honkai star rail#aventurine of stratagems#boss aventurine#cropped because i dont know how much is it considered mature content..#not taking risks#that is a bit hypocritical when posting about aventurine HAHAH#honkai fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#illustration#art#commission#who am i kidding the previous boss!Aven was questionable too
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Noodle legs
I have diagnosed Diabetic Neuropathy and because of this I am suffering moderate nerve damage in my feet which has left me disabled. I have trouble walking short and long distances. I am crowdfunding for a motarized wheel chair to empower my mobility and gain some sense of independence.
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#christmas#bnha#bungou stray dogs#dc comics#aesthetic#drawing#f1#gay#helluva boss#hockey#japan#landscape#marvel#mcr#one piece#painting#stray kids#taylor swift#wwe#wicked#Spotify
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OK BUT IMAGINE BEING STOLAS
Literally a tragic Disney princess probably crying his eyeliner off and watching hella-novella literally heartbroken after what went down on the full moon-
And your phone dings
It’s a text
From Blitzo
After a huge fight
So
after freaking out
Wondering what he possibly could have said
You finally hype yourself up enough to finally check the text with desperate, final-bit-of-hopefullness anticipation
And
It’s fucking
THIS
Stolas is so much stronger than me theres nothing in the world that could have stopped me from instant portal-ing to him and killing him right then and there.
#god save stolas#god save the queen#the patience this man has#Blitzo ur making it Hard to root for you#I’m just kidding#everyone knows they could never make me hate you blitzo#but at the same time#what the fuck man#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzo#stolas#hellaverse#helluva boss blitz#helluva blitzo#blitzo x stolas#hazbin hotel#helluva boss spoilers#spoilers#hb spoilers#hb stolitz#apology tour#helluva boss apology tour
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Be ace, be aware redraw (?) of last year's post
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#gertrude robinson#ace awareness#when you and your boss accidentally wear the same outfit#well one of us has to change#also#don't smoke kids
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when one of ur wardens show up at the settlement at dusk to beg for sweets for his cats without knowing why
also at some point while i was sketching this, i hit some kind of key combo and it became this-
#submas#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#sneasel#hisuian sneasel#pokemon legends arceus#pla#taking the kids trick-or-treating#they get little half-apricorn candy bags#a quick ms paint scribble for halloween :]#icys drawings and doodles
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I might get a lot of hate for this, but I want Helluva Boss to explore the myriad of reasons cis women get abortions. I want it to be explored in a healthy way
Because I feel in the current climate (especially politically) people don't want to ever think of the possibility that a woman won't want children. Millie isn't happy about this news.
And I'd absolutely love for Millie to not tell Moxxie she had an abortion, I want her to feel guilty about it and talk to Blitzø about it, worrying that if Moxxie knew he'd hate her.
And I want Blitzø to convince her that because he loves her he would support her no matter what. And when she tells Moxxie he just says "it's your body so it's your choice, but next time let me know so I can help you through this."
Not all cis women want nor can physically have children. We need to talk about abortion in a much healthier way than the current climate allows.
Edit to add this:
Okay so while replying to someone it made me think, what if they tied this in to Stella's backstory? Very early on we see that Stella seems kind of distant towards Octavia.
If Stella is a woman who was forced to have a child when she didn't want one, her personality towards Stolas and Octavia becomes more apparent.
She spends more time with her brother than with Octavia.
she even calls her "an egg"
and "his daughter" instead of ever calling her Octavia or even her own daughter.
This could be a good way to explore how a person who was forced into a mothering role could act, and explains her distaste for Stolas' strength of actually doing something against the Ars Goetias authority.
Stella in this moment sees Octavia crying, but if we look at her eyes closely she isn't watching the television, she's looking at Octavia and smiling at the fact she's in pain.
Stella thinks she's proven here that it's impossible/was impossible to ever go against the status quo, that her wishes of ever disobeying the Goetia is futile and she's proven to Stolas and Octavia that it was always impossible.
I think a plot like this could really help the audience understand childfree people from a different perspective, and what could happen if you force a person who wishes to be childfree to have a child.
She could even have been mentally unwell/unstable after/before giving birth, which effects how she reacts towards people.
We as a society need to stop pressuring people into doing things our grandparents did just because it's what is expected of you.
This whole show is about generational trauma and breaking free from it, so I can see the show going this direction if it chooses to.
What do you think of this idea, and of it tying into a possible Stella backstory?
#helluva boss blitz#helluvaboss#hellaverse#helluva boss moxxie#helluva boss millie#abortion#tw abortion#not all cis women want kids#we need to explore why in a healthy manner#moxxie#moxxie millie#helluva millie#millie x moxxie#sinsmas#sinsmas spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss stella#stella#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss octavia#ars goetia#generational trauma#generational healing#societal pressure#societal expectations#societal norms
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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.
And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.
And he just cums. Hard.
He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.
"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."
#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids#i dont make the rules#cod imagines#mw2#call of duty#mw2 headcanons#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#simon riley x reader
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hyunjin — sbs gayo daejeon 2024
#hyunjin#stray kids#skz#bystay#staydaily#skzco#hyunincorner#hyunjinsource#hyunlixsource#gifs#first gif yaaaaas boss baby fuck it up!!!!!!!!!!1111
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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#twin runes#twin runes comic#susie deltarune#ralsei#chara#so that answers the question#yes#naturally chara did not turn to stone because they were made by castle town's grand fountain#also they are a lot different from regular darkners#reason for that we might find out sooner or later#but fact is ralsei had no ulterior motives after all#he just didn't want to risk this kid turning to stone#and hey#plenty of people figured it out#the flower dragon is actually a hydra#a pretty big one at that#it's almost final boss sized#but it's too early for final bosses
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The nimbasa trio manage to make it to a meteor shower at pinwheel forest! I like to imagine all those star fragments from challenger’s rock has gotta come from somewhere.
Some other pinwheel forest shenanigans:
Usually, Ingo’s the impulse control. But sometimes the Urge To Pick Up a Sphere is too much to fight.
Wanna see more?
Here’s the masterlist!
#audino may be exp farms but they’re also beloved pokemon healers and should be treated as such#anyways dont go picking up poison bugs kids#no matter how cute they are#pokemon#art#sketchbook#myart#submas#fanart#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#pokemon emmet#subway boss emmet#pokemon elesa#gym leader elesa#nimbasa trio#litwick#tynamo#blitzle#audino#lilligant#scolipede#venipede#timburr#pansage#pansear#panpour#petilil#pokemon art
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absolutely obsessed with the idea that during the night blitz would get up from his beanbag because stolas looked so sad on the couch, and place one of his plushies next to him. maybe lift stolas' arm and place it under it so he could cuddle it before returning to the beanbag.
then, a few moments later, he considers things, thinks about just how much stolas has lost, and gets another.
and this continues, getting up and down all night until stolas is completely fucking buried under blitz's goddamn horse collection.
#he's just trying to help#he's such a sweet good bean#its like when kids or dogs bring you their toy when you're upset#stolas#stolitz#blitz#blitzo#blitzø#stolas ars goetia#stolas goetia#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#salem rambles
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In the soul eater submas au Kid probably adores the twins, I mean aside from color at look how symmetrical they are!!!
on the contrary I think their differing colors and expressions would be enough to make kid pop a blood vessel sksks
rip
#soul eater au#submas#emmet#kudari#nobori#ingo#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#pokemon fanart#pokemon#fanart#ask#death the kid
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ALL ABOARD!
They worked really hard on their Halloween costume this year!!
#I wanted really bad to finish this sketch but I know I won’t any time tonight so you get the sketch lol#I think this is the first time I’ve drawn them as kids lol#Id like to refine their designs a bit more I meant to do that during cleanup but didn’t get to lol#another time!!!!#happy Halloween!!#submas#ingo#Subway boss Ingo#Subway master Ingo#emmet#Subway boss emmet#Subway master emmet#pokemon#waywardstationart
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The Circus & The Full Moon parallels
#screaming throwing up sliding down the wall#RHE FACT BLITZ TRIED TO SEDUCE HIM THE EXACT SAME WAY AS BEFORE AND EVERYTHING BC IT WORKED AND IS FAMILIAR TO HIM........#also this isnt even all of them theres something about blitz w his sack of gifts vs kid blitz stealing a sack of treasure#not to mention all the back and forth with the grimoire...... hhhhng#mine#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#e: the full moon#blitz#stolas#helluva boss blitz#blitz helluva boss#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#stolitz
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