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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
#supportive goons#Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader#they have pool parties#the goons love jason#best mafia boss ever#he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school#they're all very concerned to find out he's 19#jason todd#under the hood#under the red hood#red hood's goons#oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy#they're a little confused but they got the spirit#batman#batfam#batfamily#batman and robin#assigned trans at goon
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Boss!Aven for @starryjellyfishie !!
Thank you so much once again for commissioning me! :D 💙
#hsr aventurine#bossturine#hsr#honkai star rail#aventurine of stratagems#boss aventurine#cropped because i dont know how much is it considered mature content..#not taking risks#that is a bit hypocritical when posting about aventurine HAHAH#honkai fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#illustration#art#commission#who am i kidding the previous boss!Aven was questionable too
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OK BUT IMAGINE BEING STOLAS
Literally a tragic Disney princess probably crying his eyeliner off and watching hella-novella literally heartbroken after what went down on the full moon-
And your phone dings
It’s a text
From Blitzo
After a huge fight
So
after freaking out
Wondering what he possibly could have said
You finally hype yourself up enough to finally check the text with desperate, final-bit-of-hopefullness anticipation
And
It’s fucking
THIS
Stolas is so much stronger than me theres nothing in the world that could have stopped me from instant portal-ing to him and killing him right then and there.
#god save stolas#god save the queen#the patience this man has#Blitzo ur making it Hard to root for you#I’m just kidding#everyone knows they could never make me hate you blitzo#but at the same time#what the fuck man#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzo#stolas#hellaverse#helluva boss blitz#helluva blitzo#blitzo x stolas#hazbin hotel#helluva boss spoilers#spoilers#hb spoilers#hb stolitz#apology tour#helluva boss apology tour
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Be ace, be aware redraw (?) of last year's post
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#gertrude robinson#ace awareness#when you and your boss accidentally wear the same outfit#well one of us has to change#also#don't smoke kids
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when one of ur wardens show up at the settlement at dusk to beg for sweets for his cats without knowing why
also at some point while i was sketching this, i hit some kind of key combo and it became this-
#submas#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#sneasel#hisuian sneasel#pokemon legends arceus#pla#taking the kids trick-or-treating#they get little half-apricorn candy bags#a quick ms paint scribble for halloween :]#icys drawings and doodles
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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.
And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.
And he just cums. Hard.
He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.
"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."
#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids#i dont make the rules#cod imagines#mw2#call of duty#mw2 headcanons#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#simon riley x reader
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Out of options
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#twin runes#twin runes comic#susie deltarune#ralsei#chara#so that answers the question#yes#naturally chara did not turn to stone because they were made by castle town's grand fountain#also they are a lot different from regular darkners#reason for that we might find out sooner or later#but fact is ralsei had no ulterior motives after all#he just didn't want to risk this kid turning to stone#and hey#plenty of people figured it out#the flower dragon is actually a hydra#a pretty big one at that#it's almost final boss sized#but it's too early for final bosses
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The nimbasa trio manage to make it to a meteor shower at pinwheel forest! I like to imagine all those star fragments from challenger’s rock has gotta come from somewhere.
Some other pinwheel forest shenanigans:
Usually, Ingo’s the impulse control. But sometimes the Urge To Pick Up a Sphere is too much to fight.
Wanna see more?
Here’s the masterlist!
#audino may be exp farms but they’re also beloved pokemon healers and should be treated as such#anyways dont go picking up poison bugs kids#no matter how cute they are#pokemon#art#sketchbook#myart#submas#fanart#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#pokemon emmet#subway boss emmet#pokemon elesa#gym leader elesa#nimbasa trio#litwick#tynamo#blitzle#audino#lilligant#scolipede#venipede#timburr#pansage#pansear#panpour#petilil#pokemon art
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In the soul eater submas au Kid probably adores the twins, I mean aside from color at look how symmetrical they are!!!
on the contrary I think their differing colors and expressions would be enough to make kid pop a blood vessel sksks
rip
#soul eater au#submas#emmet#kudari#nobori#ingo#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#pokemon fanart#pokemon#fanart#ask#death the kid
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ALL ABOARD!
They worked really hard on their Halloween costume this year!!
#I wanted really bad to finish this sketch but I know I won’t any time tonight so you get the sketch lol#I think this is the first time I’ve drawn them as kids lol#Id like to refine their designs a bit more I meant to do that during cleanup but didn’t get to lol#another time!!!!#happy Halloween!!#submas#ingo#Subway boss Ingo#Subway master Ingo#emmet#Subway boss emmet#Subway master emmet#pokemon#waywardstationart
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the number one ferret 🤍
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#gifs#all the other ferrets in the world got nothing on this one#like he’s the final boss of ferretism i think
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The Circus & The Full Moon parallels
#screaming throwing up sliding down the wall#RHE FACT BLITZ TRIED TO SEDUCE HIM THE EXACT SAME WAY AS BEFORE AND EVERYTHING BC IT WORKED AND IS FAMILIAR TO HIM........#also this isnt even all of them theres something about blitz w his sack of gifts vs kid blitz stealing a sack of treasure#not to mention all the back and forth with the grimoire...... hhhhng#mine#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#e: the full moon#blitz#stolas#helluva boss blitz#blitz helluva boss#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#stolitz
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I'm not crying, I just got something stuck in my eye
TEARS
#helluva boss#vivziepop#helluva season 2#helluva fizzarolli#helluva boss fizzarolli#fizzarolli#helluva spoilers#imp kid
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What if they were friends 🥹
#imagine an au- where everything's the same but alan surprisingly has a good relationship with his coworkers#how fuck up that would be? just imagine alan asking carver a favor and carver's all like “oh yeah sure- i owe you one last time��� and stu di#my dear hatchet man#mdhm game#my art#mdhm fanart#alan orion#mdhm carver#mdhm stitches#this au probs also has their Boss acting like a tired father keeping his adopted(?) kids behave and have them hang out from time to time-#yeah i fucking love the base of this-
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Stolas referring to Blitzo using light metaphors <3
#this is so special to me#so so special#like SPARKS in the DARK#are you kidding me#fantastic#brilliant#helluva boss#stolitz#blitzo#hellaverse#stolas#helluva boss blitz#blitzo x stolas#stolas x blitz#stolas goetia#i love stolas#helluva blitzo#blitzø#blitz buckzo#hazbin hotel
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Insufferable old coot
#hp#harry potter#albus dumbledore#snape community#snape fandom#severus snape#shitpost#he must be the worst boss#I mean he's the worst really who am I kidding#dumbledork#doodle#sketch
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