#the best sounds.

[wolfwillowisp]

Honestly my gender situation is so weird and it’s almost certainly bc of the whole autistic nonhuman thing. I’m cisgender because I identify with my assigned gender: female. But like here’s the thing. It’s female. Not Woman. I’m not a Woman but I am female and that’s why I’m not comfortable calling myself trans or non-binary because I’m just not! Saying that would be flat out untrue! and I’m not like a Demi girl either like. I’m female, im a female my gender is female. If you gave me a checkbox that said gender - and made me pick between Male, Female, And Other(via fill in the blank of course), I’d pick female every single time but if it said Man, Woman, Other, I’d check other and write in female. But like you can’t do that because nobody fucking understands that those are two completely different things like ok hold on let me try and explain. Being a Man or a Woman requires some level of human societal interaction and expectation. And those things are cultural and not found outside the species: but male and female are completely different. Even in species people think of as having specific gendered roles, like lions , those are often broken. Female is something you are. Woman is a role you play because you are a female human does any of this make sense?? I’m not fucking human so I’m not a woman like the fucking. T. rex from Jurassic Park that’s not a woman it’s a female animal. I’m female but I’m not a woman, I’m a hen, a she-dragon, a dragoness. So yeah. Cisgender animal not cisgender human I think anyways this is inspired by a furry porn video essay where the trans female essayist basically says I’m not a human I’m a dog and saying otherwise is like misgendering me anyways oooooughhhh you want to listen to her music so bad you are going to look up Wavetable by Patricia Taxxon and you are going to like it so much do you hear me young man. Anyways yeag I’m cis female but I’m not a Woman. I’m a hen/dragoness/she-dragon. I probably should have used the time I spent here starting to draft my trigun S/A allegory essay but eeeeeeeeeh Whatever at least I got you to listen to Wavetable. You did listen to Wavetable right?

[proselles]

Dungeon meshi ushering in a new era of peace on tumblr. I have a big tidied woman and her horny simp gf kissing across my dash. Autistic monsterfuckers with no game in every nook and cranny. Short king fathers represent. Cat girl in the way that u couldn’t get her ass to the vet. FOOD. Truly a sign of peace and prosperity in a war torn land

[violent138]

Time-warped or travel scenario where Bruce gets launched back into a younger version of himself with all the memories and the first thing he does is goes and gets Dick Grayson right after his parents' death, then pick up Jason, arrange about a million playmates to get Tim out of his house, and once he has those kids happy and taken care of, he goes off to find Cass, helps Steph with her dad, and leaves a very pointed voice-mail for Talia.

Alfred thinks he's more mentally ill than usual for knowing exactly which orphans and as he pointedly reminds Bruce, "children whose parents are still very much alive" he's trying to steal and adopt.

Bruce heatedly replies that they're his kids and that he's going to do everything right this time, rendering Alfred absolutely speechless until Bruce asks if Alfred would be able to make dinner for his new brood of kids.

"Try and remember who you're speaking to Master Bruce, I've thrown dinner parties with less notice"

"Great because I have a list of allergies and some notes on favourite foods."

[rubikor]

scarameow

[stilitrash]

The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Five foot something and he's royalty.

[wanologic]

live fast die young

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF game Mike almost got attacked by Vanny

[tehcherrya]

For those of you who never knew as it's a detail one can easily miss (especially depending on which aspect ratio you're viewing in) but a lovely detail at that: Pippin was in the hobbit band in the background!

He's the one playing the banjolele!

These shots I have of the scenes where he is most visible are from the Fullscreen edition (A DvD I own and often watch for the different viewing experience). I believe in the Widescreen edition their heads are cut off by the aspect ratio-- so it's easy to miss!

And for those of you who haven't put it together already, yes! That is our beloved Merry standing next to him as they both watch Frodo dance.

Mind you, Merry is not in the band. A few scenes prior he was actually along the precession line of bringing in Bilbo's Birthday cake. He probably came up to the platform to talk to Pippin, give him a mug of something to drink and inevitably snatch him away for some mischief. Because after this brief scene, Pippin is then absent from the stage-- he and Merry are going to go swipe some fireworks!

[epiaphany]

@buckgettingstruck you are a genius. i need to tag this nsfw i think

x, x

[ripe]

thegoodhypeofficial on ig

[writer-room]

Dragons Rising really is the best sequel series for diehard Lloyd enjoyers, cause, yes, we acknowledge that he has panic attacks, crappy mental health, and also he's the grandson of God, but you know what really gets me? Lloyd is tired.

He's plagued with migraines (the visions are also migraines don't @ me), he's bemoaning about never getting a good nights sleep, hes struggling so hard to be a good leader and clearly doesn't have all the answers, and he's just some 20yo who's been cursed with saving the world since he was younger than his own students.

That's the realest way Lloyd could've ever been written in a future-series. It's what he is. But he's not angry (usually), he's not telling everyone to deal with it themselves, and he's not giving up. I love when Lloyd has finally had enough, but the real, genuine Lloyd? He'd never stop caring. He cares so much it'd kill him. He's tired and by god does he refuse to quit. I love that kid. Please get him a warm blanket

[sherurose]

challengers twitter pointed out something very cool: art's coach speaking to him in german!

the subs says "just invite her to serve." (which doesn't make any sense? and art doesn't even go to her after that lmao?) but he apparently actually says "wirf den ball etwas höher." which means "throw the ball a little higher.".

so art knows what patrick's house looks like which means he went there, he understands when his coach speaks to him in german and he's the only one who can pronounce "zweig", a german surname, the right way.

art learning german for patrick and spending holidays with him and his family is canon, i don't make the rules.

[ryllen]

Older Sylus as actual dad 😭👌✨

[frenchublog]

[felassan]

June 27th Game Informer article on DA:TV's character creator - cliff notes:

CC is expansive, robust, rich; BioWare's best yet. At its heart is inclusivity

BioWare used it to create most of the NPCs in the game, main chars like companions aside

When browsing through the presets, the game allows for more detailed looks at each

Pronoun choice is separate to gender identity choice

Different body types available

Before exiting CC Rook can be viewed in 4 different lighting scenes at any time, "including The Veilguard's keynote purple hue, a bright and sunny tropical day, and a gothic night". The team worked hard to quash the issues caused by the green lighting in DA:I's CC

Head and body presets can be selected individually and customized

40 different complexions including smooth, rugged, youthful, freckled

Skin hues range from cool to neutral to warm

Undertones to these skin tones

Melanin slider

BioWare engaged consultation to represent people authentically

Vitiligo slider (intensity and amount adjustable)

Sliders for forehead, brow, cheeks, jaw, chin, larynx and scalp

Selectable undergarments, with nudity

The "Body Morpher" involves "select[ing] three presets for each corner of a triangle and then mov[ing] a cursor within it to morph your body or head into a mix of these presets"

Adjust height, shoulder width, chest size, glute and bulge size, hip width, how bloodshot your eyes are, how visible cataracts are, the sclera color, how crooked your nose is, how big its bridge is, the size of nostrils and the nose tip

Many sliders for things like mouth and ears

On ears: you can adjust asymmetry, depth, rotation, earlobe size

For ears you can have cauliflower ear

The makeup blends modern stylings with the fantasy of DA. It has more than 30 options including eyeliner intensity, color, glitter, eye shadow, lips, and blush

Tattoos are a thing. Add them to Rook's face, body, arms, legs. Their intensity is adjustable

Tattoos are customizable

Scar options

Paint options

"Tattoos, scars, and paint are very culturally relevant to some lineages, BioWare tells me, with unique tattoos for elves, for example"

Hair options: a ton. Hair can be non-traditional colors. Hair is gorgeous. Frostbite uses the Strand system to render "each style fully with physics"

Select qunari Rook's horn type and material - more than 40 options available

4 voices. English masculine, English feminine, American masculine, American feminine. Each has a pitch slider

Mirror of Transformation in The Lighthouse allows you to change Rook's physical appearance at any time after initial CC. Class, lineage and identity cannot be however (as mentioned previously)

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