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HEY SHOULD WE ALL KILL OURSELVES
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Tbh he's funny enough to actually do some good stand up and has does micro-bits of it on stage
he looks like he’s doing stand up
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
#food tips#food#usually pork#you can’t just fry pork plain#it’s fucking boring#no#even just the tiniest bloop of teriyaki#a teaspoon of lea and perrins#or my preferred bastard mix: honey garlic honey mustard teriyaki bbq lea and perrins#leave it in that bitch overnight#i did a 48 hour marinade once and OH MY FUCKING GID#i wish i had energy to do it every day
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falin again
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I was watching this ritual a few days ago too and also took stills from it and they were almost the same exact ones lol I really liked these too
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(source)
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Chimichurri Chicken Wings (x)
#food#food porn#chimichurri#chicken wings#wings#chicken#garlic#smoked#bbq#grill#lustingfood#gifset#gif#mine
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Oh shit, this would be his final form.
Terzo but he dresses like he's a 40 year old woman in 2008
need him in these
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(via Instagram)
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Crispy BBQ chicken wraps [25 Minutes]
#bbq chicken#chicken#chicken wrap#meal#food#bbq#bbq sauce#barbecue sauce#main course#lunch#tortillas#easy recipes#tasty#foodporn#delicious#cooking#food photography#foodgasm#recipes#dinner
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<3 The polaroid at the end of @hotguycomiczine !
Thank you so much for reading. I said it too many times and I will say it again, love this project so so much and everyone in it 🫶🫶🫶
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#grian#goodtimeswithscar#hotguy#cuteguy#desert duo#hermitcraft#hermitblr#my art#hotguy comics zine#hgcz#hgcz spoilers#technically#notice that his left eye is winking </3 <- did not plan that out when i sketched this on my phone at a bbq place but somehow it worked out#i will print this out someday for myself maybe i love this polaroid sm :((((#YIPPEE#i miss them holyshit
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Here’s a close up. Bonus pink sound box (that Tobias still uses. Or at least has the same pink tape)
It's the "papa' water bottle for me
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A sketch! one day i'll finish my 'summer antics' photoset - it just wont be in the summer lol
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#tf2 scout#i got to the part where i wanted to draw them all playing rounders and went 'wow dynamic poses are tough' and lost momentum lol#but yeh there's some footie some rounders n cricket bbq nonsense sunbathing and some quickfix enabled headless drinking games...one day! 🧑#is rounders the same as baseball? ive always wondered this...time to google
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