#the asshole liveblogs

[kinnoth]

I can honestly say there's nothing less sexy than the idea of fucking a coworker when you work in an OR

I know this is not a popular opinion because I too am aware of popular media, but Jesus Mary and also Joseph, there is nothing sexy about being there when a bunch of badly socialized people in high stress situations become totally emotionally unscrewed. There's nothing sexy about covering ass for a bunch of workshy dipshits who are just jobbing their way through their varying dissociative states. There's nothing sexy about the meanest girls who ever meangirled bitching you out day in and day out because you're asking them to please hold just a single piece of information in their head.

Like thanks, but I don't need you near my genitals, you're fucking me on a daily basis

[agnesandhilda]

watched a (pirated) mr. birchum episode out of curiosity and in it the asshole conservative protagonist has a homoerotic daydream about the other teacher who's a stand in for the ""woke left"" that he hates, which is the opener for the episode and is also never referred to again, gets his sleeve caught in a machine in his woodshop at work and spends days contemplating his life and regrets while he's trapped (or so he thinks). this montage includes how he met his current wife who he doesn't respect and who isn't honest with him (the b-plot expands on this), how his ex-partner left him after coming out as a lesbian and was repulsed after he tried to persuade her to stay with him, reasoning that her being queer meant they could just share a girlfriend now (that was not what it meant), and culminating in a marlboro man-esque image of commercialized rugged usamerican masculinity telling him to chew his own arm off to escape, before one of his students comes along and frees him by just cutting off his sleeve. all that and he thought to chew his own arm off before he considered just tearing his sleeve. and it's all played as a comedy. fever dream episode

[scraemoo]

part of Cellbit's and Baghera's purgatory lore

[silverraes]

[eerna]

sure, Akemi holding a grudge against Mizu even after Mizu tries to bury the hatchet is harsh. but also from Akemi's POV here's a random young dude who seduced her fiancee, ruined any hope she had for a happy life, bullied her at a brothel, gave her a lecture on how to be a woman, kept her prisoner at the aforementioned brothel, and then refused to kill a couple of guys trying to kidnap her after he just mowed down a small army

[ardentpoop]

another moment where i have to pause and take a deep breath because i know i'm going to be hit with White Hot Fury when dean opens his stupid mouth

also the thought of baby sam pouring all his guilt out in a confessional booth. AGONY

[luckthebard]

I’ve started the episode and my first update is that Ludinus is the WORST

[highfunctioningfleshrule63]

[completeoveranalysis]

[5]

“A guy”.

Sorry Doumeki you are just some guy now.

Though actually since this is Watanuki we're talking about, "A guy" is probably the kinder version of of how he phrased it when he was practicing this speech to himself.

Oho it’s all starting to click into place. She hates the taste of her own food because she hates something about herself that she can taste through her own cooking. Still debating whether it's something truly horrible or if she really just doesn't like herself.

[ashersbraincell]

Hear me out I do think a therapy session with Kinger, if Kinger could reach behind his obviously asshole mask that he’s worked up and near completely identified with atp likely to protect himself, would do Jax wonders.

[noirandchocolate]

I feel very slightly bad for not watching and live-blogging the US Presidential debate tonight since I’ve been doing it each time since 2012, but I can’t do this again. I just can’t listen to Donald Trump for hours again. I’ll see highlights if anybody else on my dash puts them there. I can’t subject myself to the full thing with that guy for a third fucking time.

[kinnoth]

I know on the outside from a civvie perspective, it's all "doctors work with nurses work with doctors" but I can tell you straight the fuck away right now I can name you like 3 nurses who can point out which instrument is called a "double action rongeur" and maybe 1 who can tell you what it's used for. I can't think of any who could tell you what order it should appear in a discectomy, if it does at all.

(I'm just saying nobody, not even the original podcast, thought to interview the techs who worked with this man. I can tell you right now when we have had bad technical surgeons, it is every tech shit talking them and writing them up for shit. If a nurse is doing it, it's bc you have a tech who doesn't know where the safety report hyperlink lives)

[agnesandhilda]

a scenario where isaness are dating and isagi idly wonders what ness sees in him until he sees an old video of kaiser and has a sudden, uncomfortable realization about ness' taste in men. and then buries it under a thousand layers of tar

[elcucurucho]

cellbit can’t believe he didn’t kill empanada 😔 the only thing he wanted to do….. :(

[americankimchi]

god i love this game 😂

[mandareeboo]

You're a fucking coward.