#the answer is simply yes

[pansylair]

the loneliest man on the strip 

[fuckers-i-dont-need-a-username]

I heard new people are joining this hellsite

Like happy postbirth, I guess

Remember to post with Reckless Abandon

[lazycranberrydoodles]

getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

[ghostdrinkssoup]

“could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you?” is such a romantic line because despite cannibalism sustaining the illusion that hannibal can control everything and determine outcomes and reverse time, loving will has changed him so drastically that instead of consuming will, will consumes him. and hannibal hungers for him, yearns and aches for him, but is content to just exist near him. to stay in his orbit somehow, if only will allows it. hannibal, who needs to cannibalise others to stay in power, finds nourishment just by looking at will. he loves him so profoundly that he could be imprisoned forever and still it would be better than knowing he might never see will again. it sates him more than eating the pigs beneath him. in will, he finds religion

[shivroy]

through the ages

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

[roseofhybrids]

I feel like I talked about before, how funny it would if after the solver was defeated that CYN just emerged from the f l e s h with little to no memory of what happened while she was possessed

I would like to add to that today, at 1 in the morning

ok, so everyone's really wary of the ex-demon child. She doesn't recall all the murder and horrors, but everyone has been very traumatized and are hesitant to accept that she and the solver are separate. Lest they be tricked into another apocalypse scenario

cept for Thad. Thad hears the story of what happened and is like: "Oh, cool, N has a sibling, new member of the Doorman family. Hey kid, wanna learn what football is?"

[philtstone]

the thing about shules is that absolutely nothing about either of them should suggest to the audience that they will have an even marginally functional adult relationship that does not involve 12 train wrecks 5 arrests and 9 years of therapy. but thru the power of truly magical chemistry and being pathetically irrefutably undeniably into each other so sincerely to the point of complete heartsickness they somehow overcome the perfect storm of Worlds Craziest Daddy Issues and their approximately 132343 red flags to become one of the sweetest and most comforting tv couples ever

[maedhrus]

JOPSON and LITTLE exchange a look.

[kenobihater]

of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

[thelaurenshippen]

re: that *chef kiss* PERFECT Franken-Drummer post and tumblr not being all over The Expanse, I know right?? it’s such an amazing show with so many delightful, complicated characters yet it’s so unfairly slept on! maybe because S1 takes awhile to get going and ppl give up? idk but it makes me sad that I have so few ppl to squeal about Drummer and Amos and Bobbie and Christjen and Ashford and Naomi (ad infinitum) with 😭🚀😭

WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT OBSESSED WITH THE EXPANSE HELLO!?!?! there's literally so much to love about it oh my god. you're right, it DOES take a second to get going but once it does!!!

for those of you who have not read or seen The Expanse series (I myself have yet to read the books), let me tell you why you'll love it:

political space drama with incredibly distinct cultures and phenomenal world building, if you're a details girlie (gn), you're gonna go nuts

the found family vibes!!??! are off!?!? the charts!?!? (minor spoilers for the first few episodes) four people are thrown into a situation in which they accidentally become the most important people/fugitives in the whole galaxy and most of them DO NOT trust each other, what could possible go wrong, and even better, what could possibly go RIGHT

Christjen Avasarala. you are not ready for her. most powerful mover-shaker on earth with the most incredible outfits you've ever seen, refined elegance with the filthiest mouth, plus she's got a classic "whatever those two have going on is so gay it veers into something else entirely" with her younger protective knight lady, Bobbie

Bobbie. the "not to be a lesbian but oh my god" post is made for her. we meet her in the show for the first time when she arm wrestles a robot and WINS. you will be begging for her to step on you with her mech suit

speaking of women I want to step on me Camina Drummer. angry revolutionary pirate queen of my heart. do you miss the unique agony of 2000/10s queerbaiting but want it to be not baiting somehow? this show does that, idk how else to explain it. the most agonizing sapphic pining you've ever seen but it's textual and also not painful because its gay. don't worry, Camina fucks, just not the girl she wants most (also spoilers, but this is not a bury your gays show don't worry)

Jim Holden is literally just Some Guy who becomes the special fantasy chosen one because he simply cannot stop Getting Involved. nosiest bitch in the universe, I love him.

imagine you're a girl who leaves your shitty ex and gets a normal industrial job on a spaceship, only to have a six foot, two hundred pound killer dressed as a mechanic imprint on you like a baby duck, and its unclear whether he wants to fuck you or call you a little sister but he definitely WILL kill for you and will do literally anything you say and then you both end up caught up in a weird galactic war by mistake and there's this other guy with a captain america level moral compass and he's cute and you're into him except your shitty ex is still out there with the biggest secret you have and meanwhile your best female friend is the coolest person you've ever met but you don't think you can be what she needs and you're holding your family together, you're holding the universe together and all you want is justice for your people but unfortunately you've gone and fallen in love with the accidental most important man in the galaxy. well, every day Naomi Nagata wakes up

Praxideke Meng. botanist of my heart. literally tames the rabid guard dog that no one else could. gentle and able to stay gentle because of said dog. which brings me to...

Amos Burton. I saved him for last because he is my guy. he is THAT guy. canonically aromantic pansexual king. are you into guard dog characters? do you find yourself drawn to the "sorry my love language is acts of service and all I'm good at is killing people" characters? amos burton is like seventeen tumblr posts come to life. previously mentioned enormous killer dressed as a mechanic, former heels wearing "I didn't always work in space" sex worker who is always rolling into brothels and being like "you guys unionized?", gives a shit about basically no one in the universe except his crew and every single child in the galaxy, accidental comedian because he cannot stop saying weird shit, not a nice or good person but a loyal one, and one who is always trying to relearn the empathy that was carved out of him as a young person. every time he goes homicidal to protect one of his chosen people (crew + any and every child), an angel gets its wings.

fin.

[blindmagdalena]

Maybe this is stupid but how do you handle liking Homelander but him being like Yknow a piece of crap and the whole r wording. Cuz I have some sort of stupid attraction to him but it makes me feel all sorts of guilty and gross and maybe that’s bc I already have mental issues and worry I’ll be punished or ridiculed or something bc of it and idk. It sounds really dumb but idk how to get out of the weird funk cycle bc I don’t like using the “it’s just fiction” either bc that doesn’t make me feel any better. Feel free to ignore this I’m just having a moment 😭

aw, darling. i'm saying this gently and kindly with my whole heart: introspection. me telling you why i'm okay with loving a fictional character isn't going to help you come to terms with the fact you do, especially since "it's just fiction" IS enough for me.

Homelander does not have victims. you cannot have Homelander arrested. no one you know or will ever know has been harmed by the text and images that combine to create this non-existent figment of our collective imaginations.

it sounds to me like your guilt/shame is primarily coming from your fear of judgement. that's not surprising given how heavily influenced fandom has become by puritan ideology. people ARE extremely cruel to one another these days for their preferences in media. you have to make the choice to break away from that. connect with people you feel safe around. no one is morally superior for their preference in fiction.

and also like... i'm not comfortable with EVERYONE in my life knowing how much i like Homelander. i absolutely have friends i would be embarrassed to try and explain it to. but i don't have to! it's not their business, it's mine.

having empathy for a fictional (and very tragic!) character does not make you a bad person any more than enjoying horror movies or violent video games would. please don't let anyone convince you that it does.

[gumdefense]

Woah wait hold on

We all know about he’s not my type right

But I completely forgot about this

Gumshoe. Gumshoe why do you have his number

[mikakuna]

why does arkham knight jason have kitty cat ears on his helmet? is he a kitten?

[sergle]

Damn you still have boobs

Are we disappointed abt that??

[carlyraejepsans]

about the tme tma thing this is the first time ive heard those terms and according to your explanation cis men cant be tma. the thing is when i was looking up the terms i came across this reddit thread saying that they are? in no way am i saying that theyre right and reddit isnt really a trustable source but i was just wondering what theyre talking about here because im not fully understanding it

http s://www.reddit.com/r/ask_transgender/comments/jez6fr/what_is_tme_and_tma/?rdt=45467

its a comment by revengeofsalmacis shows up as the top comment for me

i mean, this is exactly what i meant with "the lines drawn aren't neat and there's nuance to these definitions". drag queens, gnc cis men, they are also victims of violence in an overlap and blending of homophobia and transmisogyny, as patriarchal society collapses those two groups into the same category of threat to the bioessentialism that upholds its system of gendered violence. personally, i would file gender nonconformity under the definition of transfem genderqueerness, not in relation to how the individuals personally identify (cis or trans or otherwise), but in relation to how their outward expression of their identity—and thus rejection of ""maleness"" as a construct—results in them becoming the target of patriarchal violence.

not a fan of you framing my words as "you said cis men can't be tma". i never said that. i tried to give a gross approximation of the terms, in response to a post that was explicitly acknowledging nuanced cases and how they might not fit in that, such as intersex people and their unique perspective of AGABs and gendered social upbringing.

also, where does misogyny end and homophobia begin. where does homophobia end and transmisogyny begin. islamophobia is an attested form or racism, but you'll see non-muslims like sikhs, hindu, even christian minorities victimized because the idea of "the arab" in the west doesn't give a crap about accuracy and cultural distinction. like homophobia and transmisogyny, it identifies an "other" that is a threat to the system and attacks anyone that is close enough to it, regardless of what "the actual truth" is. this is like, intersectionality 101