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no way did i just see these one right after the other. this is diabolical.
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gojo in a compression shirt… save me… someone save me…
#the algorithm is out to GET me#i have seen 5 fanarts in the past hour of gojo shirtless + with a compression shirt version#oh my god#someone SAVE ME…#i talked so much again
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
#ghost#this was a wip too and its mainly to keep that damn twitter algorithm from throwing me into the abyss if im not on every fukkin day#i got sonethin imma post on patreon bc christ sake ppl are paying me but otherwise no more fukkin around#my first time seeing him wit the scarf a 'slay queen' slipped out despite me never really fukkin saying shit like that AHA#ghost with the crustiest bloodshot eyes from getting 3 hrs of sleep bawling his eyes out in the shower and smoking 5 blunts#bc girl thats how it is#my art#fanart#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost mw2#ghost cod#mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#put em all in there fuggit
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not to be an extremist or anything but people who make a post about a character and then tag every other character even if those characters aren't in the post at all should be put in saw traps
#get your fuckass posts out of the goddamn tag if it's NOT ABOUT THE THING YOU TAGGED IT AS!!!#what algorithm are you trying to game here#because you're not making me wanna follow you or engage with your content#you're making me want to put you in the rack
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Poseidon: After everything you’ve done… How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: …..On a mattress from MattressFirm. So I sleep All night long!
#this is for a specific audience#Epic the musical is NOT sponsored by MattressFirm#You did not hear it from me#It was just stuck in my head and I had to get it out#And you had the displeasure of being the unfortunate folk the algorithm decided to give this to#epic the musical#odysseus epic#epic poseidon#epic the vengeance saga#vengeance saga#the vengeance saga
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Hi Callie, hope you're feeling better today, was trying to think of a soft FCO thought yesterday but I fell asleep so back to it today it is.
It doesn't fit with the main timeline I drew forever ago but it goes with something you talked about once so.
Valencia, Marc and Valentino, things finally reaching a good tentative point between them, being told on Thursday that they've done a good job throughout the year and they don't have to see each other during the break and they'll be fine to post about them breaking things off sometimes soon.
Now, scene sometimes during the weekend, can be on Monday for testing as well (very much a detail, anyway).
Can't decide where it happens exactly (paddock, pit lane, etc) but Valentino intercepting Marc while he was walking somewhere (garage, motorhome, etc), grabbing Marc's hand and pulling him close.
Marc's first reflex is to look around to find the cameras, his eyes anywhere but on Valentino until Valentino squeezes his hand, calling for his attention, using his name as well.
"Hm?" Marc turns his head back to Valentino, almost bumping their heads together.
That's where he realizes they're close, Valentino's nose now pressing against his temple, his other hand on Marc's waist.
"Easy," Valentino says, his breath brushing against Marc's cheek, left thumb applying pressure to his stomach, rubbing over the material of Marc's jacket twice.
"I'm not sure it's smart to be all close and cozy right now if we're supposed to break up in a couple of weeks."
Getting the words out is a more painful process than Marc would ever want to admit, his attempt at regaining control of the situation thrusted on him a couple of days ago pretty bad for now.
Valentino tenses up next to him, his recovery quick but not enough for Marc not to notice.
There is a kiss pressed to his temple, soft. And then, Valentino pulling away, squeezing his hand one last time.
"Careful today, I'll see you tonight."
[Debated for way too long whether or not Valentino would also say something along the lines of "Don't be stupid" or "Don't think too much, you're going to hurt yourself" but maybe went the vulnerable wayTM in that one.]
HELPPPP i DO love the idea of this being post vale essentially saying he’ll nuke the relationship by being seen at a club with someone else but it hasn’t happened yet… they both know that they have an expiration date after the race weekend and they’re dreading it but they have this soft little language built between them where they still reach for each other… marc can’t believe he let this happen to him AGAIN so he’s shut down—lashing out but it’s just stating fact— and vale would think the same thing he did in sepang, that marc is looking at him absent minded, like he doesn’t care— but he’s spent enough time with him now to see through it, a bit. not enough to call off the breakup (he wants to be sure marc wants him for HIM and he can not, will not, allow himself to be vulnerable enough to have that convo. yet. we need to torture him some more. maybe they DO break up the fake relationship and marc goes on a date with another guy…..) but enough to still put a hand on his shoulder, his waist… enough to press a soft kiss on his forehead and feel the way marc flinches like he’s been punched…
#in terms of him being worried about marc getting hurt i literally don’t even think he can say ‘be safe’ for yearssss it’s so scary for him#but he’s gonna touch his twink. that’s one thing he’s gonna do. once that seal gets popped it’s on like donkey kong#motogp#callie speaks#asks#rosquez#forced coming out au#i love you maïna i DO feel better#also tiktok keeps sending me your vids on my algorithm i’m like HEY
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No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and I’m sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.
Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.
So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.
I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved
#ask#anon#im tickled that you think id be offended by swearing#its very nice and considerate of you#but does now just make me wonder#if theres people on this website with their swearing preferences in their bio#“like swears are okay but if i see one of you fucking cunts use the lords name in vain your getting blocked on sight”#...wait is god a swear#i was listening to songs in the background on youtube the other day#just letting the algorithm choose the next one#and i noticed one of the songs was like jumping weirdly#so i click onto it#and someone had uploaded a clean version of the song on youtube#which had taken out all the uses of “god” too#which was half the song lol#anyway this was a weird tangent#opps
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Gonna post The Edge of Sleep spoilery questions later and some Youtube smash or pass shorts for the characters.
#THE CHARACTERS NOT THE ACTORS LET ME REITERATE THAT xD#gonna only do one Youtube short a day though because the stupid algorithm shit doesn’t work otherwise#a friend of mine tested it out#I mean it’s random either way but still#wanted to wait until the 18th to post them at least yknow in the spirit of things and that way it gets talked about more on official releas#the edge of sleep#teos#mine#op
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TikTok for you page gave me the most amazing video just now and I feel obligated to share it here
#I barely get N TikToks on my feed no matter how much I try to get the algorithm to put him in I feel blessed#this is also gonna be me when I eventually move out#maybe not even when I move out my family can’t stop me from being gay#pokemon#n harmonia
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sellennnnn 😭😭
#elden ring#art#artists on tumblr#illustration#fanart#sorceress sellen#elden ring sellen#character art#video games#procreate#digital art#digital illustration#i graduated recently btw#so i wanted to churn out something rly quick for my art accs#while i work on an animation for my portfolio#hopefully i can keep this up to date more often hehe#hedonisticcat#my art#btw follow me on insta @hedonisticcat same username#i feel like i still don’t understand the algorithm on there meanwhile im getting decent notes on here so ??
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time for a new battle with the algorithm: watched a video or two on trans girl voice and youtube has decided i must be freshly trans or something and the recs it's giving me are just reminding me, no disrespect but god i hate how some people talk about like socially transitioning and all the little things you Have To Do to pass
when i was brand new to this whole thing i got so anxious about having a feminine gait i fucked up my hips trying to force it and one of them started dislocating when i walked, because all these guides are like 'you have to swing your hips when you walk and you need to piss into the bowl so nobody in public bathrooms can Hear Your Cocks Presence' (not making this one up it said you'd get attacked if someone heard you pissing like a man) and its just like. some of these guides create so much unnecessary fucking anxiety for new trans people. its fine. itll be okay
#i would genuinely put money on those unnecessarily terrifying guides forcing at least one person back into the closet#who would have been fine#more than anything else i guess it's like. the insane focus some people put on 'passing'#dibi#no shade to the good content out there this is primarily me getting grumpy about the algorithm#but like. jesus i hate some of these 'be a girl' guides#side note shoutout to butchness for playing a role in me not worrying about this stuff any more.#i never take that carabiner off my belt loop
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who is this?? could you actually credit me in the description? i would understand if i was a big creator and my pics were everywhere but they’re not. so it feels more personal…
#like??#are y’all okay LMAOO#i will always find out when ppl steal my pics bc i have multiple accs#secret accs on other socials…#and i’m always gonna get my own pics and edits suggested to me??#it’s just how the algorithm works LMAO
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Like it’s soooo easy to fall into despair and just assume something is fundamentally wrong and idk man sometimes you are just working with different pieces than everyone else and it sucks! But also sometimes you have to grit your teeth and figure out what the root of the problem is and what you yourself can do to improve it and it’s also going to be soooo easy to think of the solutions as big and daunting and impossible which is why you have to break it down AGAIN and figure out the smallest and most tangible ways to work towards it possible. Like who gives a fuck if your goal is just text one person a day that’s still SOMETHING, and if you keep doing it then maybe someday it won’t be as scary!! Maybe it’s writing for five minutes a day or maybe you start by asking people if they want to hang out and study for an afternoon or maybe you try eating an extra piece of fruit every few days i don’t freaking know but sometimes it really is just about doing something small and manageable over nothing at all and letting it build up. Idk. I’m just some guy who tries to talk in a discord server every day
#SORRY FOR GETTING PREACHY OR SOMETHING. I JUST FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THE POWER OF SMALL REPEATED ACTIONS#I HAVE SPENT THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS REFLECTING ON QAYS I PERSONALLY CAN CHANGE PARTS OF MY LIFE#AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT A LITTLE BIT NOW THAT IM NOT DYING AND PLAN TO MORE WHEN IM BACK AT SCHOOL#AND I ACTUALLY FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF#and idk. it’s fucking terrifying sometimes but down the line it’ll be like that less and less. you just have to do it.#but again I am just a guy who had to figure this all out over the past 11 years. because adults and professionals hate to see me winning#like so fucking what I feel awkward socially. do it awkward man. do it until you feel comfortable being awkward around people#do it with the social algorithms and calculations do it needing 5 minutes to string words together right but DO IT!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#art summary#i have to clear out my phone. im hoping that if i remove all the nier rein screenshots ill have space#im almost certain its all the rein screenshots cause. they’re bigger than most pics and i had a lot#otherwise im not cooked but god i hope its that easy#i dont make resolutions but i hope i draw more next year#the problem with art summaries is youll have months where you draw a lot#months where yiu draw 10 good things and then every other month is empty#but you drew. so you cant look at art summaries with emoty months and get sad#but like i didn’t draw as much this year lmao too much going on in my head#i was gonna say i rarely drew but i draw so much more than the average person#what i really mean is i didn’t finish anything#i was in my dA gallery the other day and I really used to draw a fully colored piece everyday on high school#absolutely mad. and we (me and my friends) all used to do it#i just had a thought: a majority of my friends draw <- thoughts for later#i had to answer the door so I forgot what i was talking about#i think that. what i was getting at was that behavior really screws up what’s a healthy relationship with art?#like when you’re a kid you have time and when you’re inexperienced and don’t know you’re more forgiving on your mistakes#whereas now if i draw one thing a week thats a job well done to me. im so busy i can’t take it out on myself and i dont#and of course the sms algorithm but I don’t play with the algorithm#but yeah everyone i grew up drawing with friends or ppl i follow stopped drawing or just posting a lot and I’ve been thinking about it a lot#an artist i really like used to post a whole bunch of art dumps everyday. just doodles on different series and i loved seeing them#but they stopoed posting. working on being that kind of artist for me. we got xx art at home situation#if any of that makes sense
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Dropping the reveal of my main operatives through doodles because why not 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Here’s their appearances in game as well :>
Close-ups:
#watch dogs#watch dogs legion#WDL#art#traditional art#doodle#do operatives technically count as watch dogs legion OCS?#if that’s the case then#wdl oc#Their names are Harold (right) and Jim (left) and they’re my favourite operatives out of the 10 I have#I have a total of 14 hours played into them collectively idk what that says#anyway legion actually slaps idk what everyone else is on about how it’s bad and ruined the franchise#if anything it characterises how ctos works in different parts of the world considering it went global#same with Tokyo in the watchdogs Tokyo manga#also I find the whole ‘anyone can be a hacker’ concept kind of interesting#how you can play as anyone#there’s also literally no excuse if you say ‘they don’t know how’ bc dedsec has a software that they use to get into the stuff#said software has literally been utilised in the first in second game#anyway#how tf does ctos 3.0 exist?? considering the stunt Marcus pulled in San Francisco#shouldnt blume be facing some form of scandal over this?? how are they still going after everything has technically been brought to light??#while we’re talking about Blume and for those who read the hashtags#CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW BELLWETHER WORKS ASIDE FROM RIGGING ALGORITHMS???#BECAUSE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO INSANE FROM IT??#it’s literally confused me ever since watch dogs 1 and I haven’t found an explanation for it#anyway yap session over
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Merfolk Fobo for @tastytoastz's Fitpac Mer AU fic 'Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down'. Click for better quality!
Design notes below the cut.
Master post of all designs for this fic
HOLY SHIT OK. So i know I did this to myself but Fobo was ROUGH to draw. Everyone gave me some trouble.
Foolish: - Great White Shark but gold - Foolish is always hard for me to draw cause everyone draws him differently. I decided to base him more off of the more human designs/ cc!Foolish for this to break up the yellow from the tail. - I didn't want to make him straight up metallic, so I gave him a goldish color
Tubbo: - Swordfish - Did you know that swordfish and marlins look very similar? Well they do, so i had to make sure that I was giving him a swordfish tail and not a marlin tail. (I redrew it so much) - I gave him a different shaped sail cause one big difference between swordfish and marlins are their dorsal fin. The tails are pretty similar, but the dorsal fin is different. (pic for ref further down) - The scars are from when he got caught in the ship rudder causing him to end up at Chume Labs ----------------------------------------- Marlin dorsal fin V Swordfish dorsal fin V
Sunny: - Fantail goldfish (I got more specific than just 'goldfish' cause i wanted to >:) ) - Flowy ruffled shirt with a cut out in the back for her sail. - This Sunny looks a lot different from my normal Sunny, but I like them a lot. - by far the easiest of Fobo Leo: - Purple Lionfish - Sail is like the spines of a lionfish but with webbing between the spines - Ears inspired by lionfish pectoral fin - The fin gave me so much grief... I wanted to have it face forward and not sideways, but I could not for the life of me get it to face forward and look good, so I gave up. - Red t-shirt with white collar. I didn't draw it here, but I imagine it also has a little white hood that has the Walter dog on it, but it might get in the way of her sail, so unsure. Also has a hole cut in the back for her sail like Sunny's
Also close ups of Sunny and Leo cause they're small in the group shot:
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp au#qsmp foolish#qsmp tubbo#qsmp sunny#qsmp leonarda#LCDoodles#I spent like an hour and a half making sure I was giving Tubbo a swordfish tail#I eventually went to swordfish taxidermy and that was pretty helpful#I managed to find pictures of what actual propeller scars look like#Unfortunately manatees seem to get caught sometimes so i found a (non gruesome (looks like it had healed a bit actually)) of that#Leo was fun but that tail fin annoyed the hell out of me#I love how it turned out though#she looks so cool#my algorithm must be so confused#I'll probably do the humans next#cause im all caught up on the Mers we've seen#I have an idea for most of them#Richas specifically so im excited >:D
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