#the adventures of tintin incorrect quotes

[kyanhere]

Does anyone else know that one audio on tiktok with these lines. I can see them saying that for some reason. Also, I havent complete the whole series so Idk about professor calculus personality.

[kyanhere]

Lesson learn: Dont mess with Tintins temper

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Are you an “arrrrr” pirate, or a “yo ho ho” pirate?

Haddock: I am a “not paying $10 for this movie when it’s on the internet” pirate

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Chix and Grub are investigating Mulch’s apartment)

Mulch: I’m not a bad person! I’m a kleptomaniac!

Chix: A what?

Grub: It’s a fear of open spaces…

Chix: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Administrator: Do I pay you to talk, Ms. Pauling?

Ms. Pauling: You don't pay me at all, ma'am.

[kyanhere]

Love that kind of energy in a relationship.

Art Credit: Me

Incorrect Quotes: @thethethethethesomething

tintin: CAPTAIN

haddock: HDJSJSRYBSKS yeah

tintin: hold my hand

[miitarashi]

☆Tintin special compilations☆

Incorrect quotes (For my boy's Bday!)

Vampire!Tintin: can you please stop and hear me at once?!

*End up using hipnoses on Haddock without noticing*

Haddock,answering in trance:...yes...lad...

Vampire!Tintin,quietly smiling a bit smug.

[Name]: don't- stop with that smile you little menance thing.

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[Name]: Tintin? Tintin where are-

*Look at the dark hallway and seen two pairs of glowing red eyes staring at you*

[Name]:.... *run for your life*

Vampire!Tintin: *get worried and run towards you making things worst*

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Tintin: if you two...can not manage to not kill each other while i'm gone..

Sakharine: Oh please,we are not childrens.

*Tintin walk off*

Haddock: eat shit and die!

Sakharine: yes,fuck you.

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Tintin: Oh...oh please captain,don't cry..

Haddock,crying his ass out: i'm such an idiot..!

Tintin: no no...there there..

Haddock,still crying: i miss my mother....

Tintin: oh..that's deeper than i wanna go-

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Tintin:...wife? Why i would be the wife..?

Chang: because you're attentive,sweet and look good in white.

Tintin:

Tintin,lightly blushing:...Chang you can't just say stuff like that..

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*[Name] walking to their kitchen to drink water in the middle of the night*

*Two pair of red eyes looking at them because Tintin break in*

Vampire!Tintin: Oh...

[Name]:.....why??

Vampire!Tintin:....hungry-

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Tintin,looking at haddock shooted on the floor: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Villain[Name],holding the gun: HE SHOWED OUT OF NOWHERE! I PANICKED-

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*Haddock,drunk and crying while Tintin is comforting him*

Alan,ready to make things worse: looks like someone has daddy issues.

Haddock,full of alcohol on his blood: I do NOT have daddy issues!! I'M PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

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[Name]: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Haddock: Damn, if people did that to each other, Tintin would've killed me years ago.

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[Name], learning how to drive: What happens if i press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Haddock: The car takes a screenshot.

Tintin: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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A/N: HI THERE TINTIN FANDOM!! I'm profusily sorry for the late even more because of my beautiful boy's birthday,Hazbin hotel really got me but! Tintin's still my number 1 so i'm here. And! Just to prove,i have some other storys and request ready that i'll post probably one by one or two weeks while i write something quite...tragic. Another fic that i'll post on AO3 so y'all know it's big. Anyways! I'm still here so please fandom come back i miss y'all 😭

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

emotions running high just after the harbour scene

haddock: we lived... tintin: WE FELL! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF WE LIVED!

[mythos321]

Tsunami:What a WEEK huh?

Clay:Tsunami, it’s Wednesday

[kyanhere]

What is the situation their in again?

Credit: @greatsnakestintin

Haddock: for the record this is self destructive

Tintin: for the record, i’m aware of that

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Bad news — we’ve only got one bullet!

Person B: Oh, what’s the good news?!

Person A: We’ve only got one bullet.

[kyanhere]

Tbh, I was so confuse on who was doing the :3 face. So I drew both of them making the :3 face.

Art Credit: @kyanhere

Incorrect Quote: @greatsnakestintin

[tintin-with-a-gun]

Haddock: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Tintin way. 
Calculus: Isn't that the wrong way? 
Haddock: Yes, but it's faster.

(Incorrect quote 2/???)

[showtimeatfreddys]

About Me and the Blog

Hiya! I’m Ace (she/her) and welcome to my space on the internet! My main here is mostly Fnaf stuff, such as memes, fanart, and incorrect quotes.

I do have a sideblog for the Adventures of Tintin fandom, (@acestintinsideblog) and one for Slashers (@daylightonelmstreet)

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About me:

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Autism and ADHD 😎

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Stuffed animals galore 🧸

Highschool student (end me) 📚

Favorite color is red ♥���

My Fandoms:

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Stardew Valley

Star Wars

Marvel

Sonic

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Kingdom Hearts

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Adventures of Tintin

Harry Potter

Disney

Back to the Future

Slashers

[greatsnakestintin]

Haddock: for the record this is self destructive

Tintin: for the record, i’m aware of that

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Captain, when I get murdered, please make sure it’s an unsolved case

Haddock: What?

Tintin: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Nestor: Can we go back to where he said “when I get murdered”