#the adventures of tintin incorrect quotes

[votapublica]

Deleted scene from the Blue Lotus (no

Unfortunately Tintin 丁丁means p3n1s in Chinese and it’s a pity no one pointed it out.

Also Zhang being someone of his time might believe that white people are all adulterers because men and women do mass together in one church, not helped by he meeting a guy whose name was literally p3n1s. Some people in rural China also used to believe that white people took away your body parts to do evil magic, so Zhang might also suspect this Belgian guy might take away his tintin…but this comic is pretty sanitized and wholesome for the better I guess.

[miitarashi]

(I felt silly)

[acestintinsideblog]

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Chix and Grub are investigating Mulch’s apartment)

Mulch: I’m not a bad person! I’m a kleptomaniac!

Chix: A what?

Grub: It’s a fear of open spaces…

Chix: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Administrator: Do I pay you to talk, Ms. Pauling?

Ms. Pauling: You don't pay me at all, ma'am.

[aagatinha]

Tintin: *almost flipping over from sleep on the typewriter*

You: I think you should go get some rest

Tintin blinks his eyes to try to stay awake before of: “It's all right, I just need a few more minutes”. And then he falls once and for all on the typewriter, a slight snore soon fills the environment and you sigh.

You: You really don't learn, do you, Tintin?

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

emotions running high just after the harbour scene

haddock: we lived... tintin: WE FELL! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF WE LIVED!

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley, pulling out their gun: Bad news, Andy. We've only got one bullet.

Andrew: What's the good news?

Ashley, smirking as she aims the gun: We've got one bullet.

[mythos321]

Tsunami:What a WEEK huh?

Clay:Tsunami, it’s Wednesday

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Bad news — we’ve only got one bullet!

Person B: Oh, what’s the good news?!

Person A: We’ve only got one bullet.

[showtimeatfreddys]

About Me and the Blog

Hiya! I’m Ace (she/her) and welcome to my space on the internet! My main here is mostly Fnaf stuff, such as memes, fanart, and incorrect quotes.

I do have a sideblog for the Adventures of Tintin fandom, (@acestintinsideblog) and one for Slashers (@daylightonelmstreet)

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Highschool student (end me) 📚

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My Fandoms:

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Webkinz

Stardew Valley

Star Wars

Marvel

Sonic

Nintendo

Kingdom Hearts

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Adventures of Tintin

Harry Potter

Disney

Back to the Future

Slashers

[kyanhere]

Does anyone else know that one audio on tiktok with these lines. I can see them saying that for some reason. Also, I havent complete the whole series so Idk about professor calculus personality.

[miitarashi]

Tintin: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Are you an “arrrrr” pirate, or a “yo ho ho” pirate?

Haddock: I am a “not paying $10 for this movie when it’s on the internet” pirate

[greatsnakestintin]

Haddock: for the record this is self destructive

Tintin: for the record, i’m aware of that

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demoman: Fergus Patrick DeGroot was the greatest of the highland demolition men! Why do you think I drink? It’s because I know I’ll never be like him.