#the absolutely madlad
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doodle-do-wop · 1 year ago
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Spoilers for Nightfall
TW: swearing
I don't think any of you grasp how absolutely fucking insane it is that Biana jumped both Fintan And Vespera in one fucking move
Biana is the world's most gifted fucking vanisher because not only can she hide from gnomes who can see basically LIFE ITSELF
But she hid from Fintan and Vespera. Vespera, as smart as she wants to be, didn't notice one of the people in the group missing and that's on her ass. Play cocky games, get the shit beaten outta you. But FINTAN?! She got past fire alarm Fintan? And jumped his shit? WHILE DROPPING A QUIP?!
Iconic. Incredible. Amazing. Wonderful. Awe inspiring.
That gogurtgogogrodon should've been fucking howling by how wild of a move Biana pulled. Successfully too.
She got Fintan's goofy ass wanna be smurfs hat off ruining his Dopey cosplay so Grady could get him and immediately goes for Vespera. No hesitation, just turn and tackle the next guy.
Grizelda's freaky mutated gogopowerrangersgigglygongadong should've jumped in the air and started slamming the ground like a wrestling ref calling it because of how quickly Biana went from one opponent to another. She is insane. She is unstoppable. She is that girl. She is Barbie.
And that's not even everything she did!
Biana was bleeding out and said to everyone, on god, "get Vespera". Biana was not letting that woman walk. If she had the strength, I'm sure Biana would've arm barred her so badly Vespera would beg to be locked up and forgotten again just from the humbling Biana would give her.
Biana should've gotten a damn metal of honor for being the most insane out of all of them. Fintan has a body count that includes a Counsilor. Vespera has who knows how many human casualties on her hands. Biana was about to to em both in and I applaud her.
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aecholapis · 4 months ago
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Created in collaboration with @mal-co-holic who wrote an adventure fearuring these three for this year's @tf-bigbang
Please check out this amazing story!
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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 2 months ago
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jesus fuck the BBC Radio 4 Sherlock Holmes audio dramas are gay
I mean, I heard Mary accuse Watson of marrying her "under false pretence" while his heart belongs to Holmes
I heard Holmes and Watson reciting Tristan and Isolde to each other about "existing only in each other, wrapped in love"
but Watson being so scared to tell Holmes that someone wrote a play about him where he's straight! "you're not angry? it's hardly in character"
insane. hilarious. iconic.
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rosietrace · 4 months ago
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Jorge: “I plan to release The Wisdom Saga before the end of the year, maybe in a few mon—”
Also Jorge:
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lerios · 4 months ago
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also wow Romana is COMICALLY corrupt lmao. like queen i love you but holy shit
"i dont have friends, just allies" yes bitch, because you keep elevating your only friends to political positions and destroying laws so that you can force your point on your pet causes 😭
2 episodes ago she was making dodgy backroom deals with known criminals because She Wanted To and anything is permissible to her if She Wants To. she knows Brax is committing 24/7 crime and its fine because her besties can do whatever they want. no shit she's a good candidate to become imperiatrix, she fundamentally sees no real issue with herself having ultimate power, that's practically what she's already doing lmao 🙃
like bestie WHAT is wrong with you. i went into this series expecting the main personal problem to be Narvin being a wet pathetic neurotic babyman but god Romana is a legitimate fucking car crash already (politically and otherwise)
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maxcuntstappen · 9 months ago
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for @epylonia, love you ella
Ollie Bearman, points scorer, driver of the day, youngest driver in the history of Scuderia Ferrari - all with one day of running in the car
stephen hawking / @/ferrarifanatics on twitter, / diggy, great expectations / imagine dragons, believer / the script, hall of fame ft. will.i.am. / aaron cole, making history / diggy, great expectations / billy strings, this old world / abergaz, samopouzdanje / making history, aaron cole / lewis hamilton, sky sports / diggy, great expectations
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ladycrimsonandblack · 2 months ago
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clopeh really did decide to play uno reverse card when choi han questioned his loyalty to cale.
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samwwise · 2 years ago
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Hannon le.
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leidostrange · 2 months ago
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AHAHAH YES I CAN POST THIS‼️
I DID IT!
I “FINISHED” THE INTRO TO THE ANIMATIC
AIMING THE BUTCHIFICATION RAY DIRECTLY AT FORD^2
IM TWEAKING WHILE MAKING THIS
JUST BEING AN ABSOLUTE MADLAD
Also FRILLIAM MENTION!!!
💥💥💥
(Song is the start of butch4butch by Rio Romeo!)
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that-one-wizard-tm · 6 months ago
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little-smartass · 1 year ago
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on christmas eve, a smartly dressed villain violently takes control of a tower which has something very valuable hidden inside a vault. he verbally spars with the protagonist whilst his henchmen work to get through the many complicated locks on the vault. the protagonist triumphs and saves the denizens of the tower when the villain falls from a high window to his (presumed) death.
am I talking about Die Hard?
or am I talking about Terry Pratchett's Hogfather?
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shima-draws · 2 years ago
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THE WAY RYAN SAYS HIS NAME AND THEIR HUG AND THEM APOLOGIZING TO EACH OTHER AND REAFFIRMING THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND. I’m normal about this. NORMAL
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findafight · 2 years ago
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I've seen, in reference to some Robin ships, "don't make lesbian relationships about a man" and it's like okay yes obviously but also I am not doing that. Robin Buckley herself is doing that. She is inserting Steve into her relationships even when she doesn't realize she's doing it. She had a crush on Tammy Thompson and became obsessed with Steve about it. She had her crush playing clarinet beside her and still pulled faces at Steve during the game. She will probably make Steve sit one (1) table away for her first date because she needs the occasional grin and thumbs up combo from him bc she's nervous and sweating so so much. She is dragging a man into her lesbian relationships that's just how they are there's nothing we can do to stop it.
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merriclo · 1 month ago
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Fukuzawa in the cannibalism arc: do not engage in direct conflict with the Port Mafia. we will not go to war with them. do not attack or instigate any more conflict.
Jun’ichirō Tanizaki, already plotting a way to assassinate Mori: okie doke :)
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hanakihan · 6 months ago
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to continue rider!dantes brainrot
I Like the idea of him being his cheerful sweet self but he also has that same dantes unhinged-ness that makes him equally terrifying as his avenger counterparts
man be really nice and sweet and next moment he’s pulling some insane jack sparrow shit on ship that works in long run while having zero self preservation skills because he’s gonna end up in château d’If anyway so why hold back lmao
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intermundia · 1 year ago
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a totally normal and not at all deranged thing to think about your best friend lmao like how much of this is coming from a subtle Force warning about the future, and how much of it is from him just assuming the Team's luck would run out at the same time? could he even possibly suspect that it'll happen by dying at anakin's hands, as well as by his side? he doesn't even know himself, like to face death and feel a confused longing for anakin's presence, how curious...
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