#the absolutely madlad

[doodle-do-wop]

Spoilers for Nightfall

TW: swearing

I don't think any of you grasp how absolutely fucking insane it is that Biana jumped both Fintan And Vespera in one fucking move

Biana is the world's most gifted fucking vanisher because not only can she hide from gnomes who can see basically LIFE ITSELF

But she hid from Fintan and Vespera. Vespera, as smart as she wants to be, didn't notice one of the people in the group missing and that's on her ass. Play cocky games, get the shit beaten outta you. But FINTAN?! She got past fire alarm Fintan? And jumped his shit? WHILE DROPPING A QUIP?!

Iconic. Incredible. Amazing. Wonderful. Awe inspiring.

That gogurtgogogrodon should've been fucking howling by how wild of a move Biana pulled. Successfully too.

She got Fintan's goofy ass wanna be smurfs hat off ruining his Dopey cosplay so Grady could get him and immediately goes for Vespera. No hesitation, just turn and tackle the next guy.

Grizelda's freaky mutated gogopowerrangersgigglygongadong should've jumped in the air and started slamming the ground like a wrestling ref calling it because of how quickly Biana went from one opponent to another. She is insane. She is unstoppable. She is that girl. She is Barbie.

And that's not even everything she did!

Biana was bleeding out and said to everyone, on god, "get Vespera". Biana was not letting that woman walk. If she had the strength, I'm sure Biana would've arm barred her so badly Vespera would beg to be locked up and forgotten again just from the humbling Biana would give her.

Biana should've gotten a damn metal of honor for being the most insane out of all of them. Fintan has a body count that includes a Counsilor. Vespera has who knows how many human casualties on her hands. Biana was about to to em both in and I applaud her.

[aecholapis]

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[sword-wielding-sapphic]

jesus fuck the BBC Radio 4 Sherlock Holmes audio dramas are gay

I mean, I heard Mary accuse Watson of marrying her "under false pretence" while his heart belongs to Holmes

I heard Holmes and Watson reciting Tristan and Isolde to each other about "existing only in each other, wrapped in love"

but Watson being so scared to tell Holmes that someone wrote a play about him where he's straight! "you're not angry? it's hardly in character"

insane. hilarious. iconic.

[rosietrace]

Jorge: “I plan to release The Wisdom Saga before the end of the year, maybe in a few mon—”

Also Jorge:

[lerios]

also wow Romana is COMICALLY corrupt lmao. like queen i love you but holy shit

"i dont have friends, just allies" yes bitch, because you keep elevating your only friends to political positions and destroying laws so that you can force your point on your pet causes 😭

2 episodes ago she was making dodgy backroom deals with known criminals because She Wanted To and anything is permissible to her if She Wants To. she knows Brax is committing 24/7 crime and its fine because her besties can do whatever they want. no shit she's a good candidate to become imperiatrix, she fundamentally sees no real issue with herself having ultimate power, that's practically what she's already doing lmao 🙃

like bestie WHAT is wrong with you. i went into this series expecting the main personal problem to be Narvin being a wet pathetic neurotic babyman but god Romana is a legitimate fucking car crash already (politically and otherwise)

[maxcuntstappen]

for @epylonia, love you ella

Ollie Bearman, points scorer, driver of the day, youngest driver in the history of Scuderia Ferrari - all with one day of running in the car

stephen hawking / @/ferrarifanatics on twitter, / diggy, great expectations / imagine dragons, believer / the script, hall of fame ft. will.i.am. / aaron cole, making history / diggy, great expectations / billy strings, this old world / abergaz, samopouzdanje / making history, aaron cole / lewis hamilton, sky sports / diggy, great expectations

[ladycrimsonandblack]

clopeh really did decide to play uno reverse card when choi han questioned his loyalty to cale.

[that-one-wizard-tm]

[leidostrange]

AHAHAH YES I CAN POST THIS‼️

I DID IT!

I “FINISHED” THE INTRO TO THE ANIMATIC

AIMING THE BUTCHIFICATION RAY DIRECTLY AT FORD^2

IM TWEAKING WHILE MAKING THIS

JUST BEING AN ABSOLUTE MADLAD

Also FRILLIAM MENTION!!!

💥💥💥

(Song is the start of butch4butch by Rio Romeo!)

[little-smartass]

on christmas eve, a smartly dressed villain violently takes control of a tower which has something very valuable hidden inside a vault. he verbally spars with the protagonist whilst his henchmen work to get through the many complicated locks on the vault. the protagonist triumphs and saves the denizens of the tower when the villain falls from a high window to his (presumed) death.

am I talking about Die Hard?

or am I talking about Terry Pratchett's Hogfather?

[findafight]

I've seen, in reference to some Robin ships, "don't make lesbian relationships about a man" and it's like okay yes obviously but also I am not doing that. Robin Buckley herself is doing that. She is inserting Steve into her relationships even when she doesn't realize she's doing it. She had a crush on Tammy Thompson and became obsessed with Steve about it. She had her crush playing clarinet beside her and still pulled faces at Steve during the game. She will probably make Steve sit one (1) table away for her first date because she needs the occasional grin and thumbs up combo from him bc she's nervous and sweating so so much. She is dragging a man into her lesbian relationships that's just how they are there's nothing we can do to stop it.

[farsight-the-char]

Ichi really is a successor to Luffy in the "This Protag is a Force Of Nature" category.

Absolute Madlad.

Ichi the Witch chapter 17

[pastasuccubus]

Lucien

What the actual fuck?!

WHY IS YOUR INVENTORY FULL OF FIREWOOD?!?!

I had you wait outside of Langley's cabin for 5 minutes, and you filled your inventory with 306 firewood

THAT'S MORE THAN YOUR CARRY WEIGHT

Are you lifting boi? I'll show you lifting!

And tbh I might have left him longer than 5 minutes.

I got distracted while searching for the eggs and went and made myself some dinner and got the mail.

[merriclo]

Fukuzawa in the cannibalism arc: do not engage in direct conflict with the Port Mafia. we will not go to war with them. do not attack or instigate any more conflict.

Jun’ichirō Tanizaki, already plotting a way to assassinate Mori: okie doke :)

[hanakihan]

to continue rider!dantes brainrot

I Like the idea of him being his cheerful sweet self but he also has that same dantes unhinged-ness that makes him equally terrifying as his avenger counterparts

man be really nice and sweet and next moment he’s pulling some insane jack sparrow shit on ship that works in long run while having zero self preservation skills because he’s gonna end up in château d’If anyway so why hold back lmao

[rookinthecrownest]

idk why but i find it immensely funny that you can just ~ ask ~ for an audience with Loghain the moment you get to Ostagar as a fresh warden RECRUIT (not even a full fledged warden yet!!) AND HE DOES IT?? War Hero Teyrn Loghain father of the Queen of Ferelden just pops out and talks to this rando who’s been here all of five minutes -