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[livelaughlovecassie]

Yes I do in fact support women’s wrongs! 🥰

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Ok, so Addams Family x MHA, what's your opinion.

Depends on how you do it. Is Inko an Addams thus Izuku? It would be hilarious. Imagine cousin Gomez and Morticia coming with their kids to visit.

We could go with the idea that being an Addams means that there's some differences in them and Izuku passes it off as a Quirk. Being able to withstand poison, having your head cut off and more is useful as hell after all.

I feel though Hisashi being an Addams is the best. He and Inko divorced for any reason. Maybe they grew apart if we want good Inko. Maybe Inko couldn't stand how inhuman he was for bad Inko.

But anyway Izuku is an Addams to the bone and his Quirk is… well being that but they call it something like Zombie or something. He drinks bleach, cuts off a hand to send it to grab things, can withstand all sorts of stuff. I think Bakugou would take advantage to test things on him, and then we have issues cause Izuku’s family does similar things but it's not meant the same way as Bakugou does. And he can tell.

I feel like Izuku is still Izuku. He's smiley, sunshine and happy. He's an Addams to who dresses Gothic and is a bit dangerous but he's still Izuku. He's just that shade of inhuman.

[greetings-humans]

you guys do know that we're sleeping on old dc comics as memes right

like

this could easily become:

so yknow. these comics have potential

(an attempted image ID is in the alt of both pics, lemme know if I did an oopsie so that I can fix it)

[heymrstargazer]

feel free to rb and tag w any others i just ran out of options

[robobee]

got beseiged by demons and edited this mac conner illustration to be jordeclan

[cowplant-pizza]

penny came over to watch a movie but these two idiots just giggled the whole way through (pt. 1)

[shawsimmer]

last post of cherry as a toddler :'))

[starshapedspider]

all teenagers scare the shit out of me!

[atopvisenyashill]

If Jaehaerys was all about minimizing the power of Targaryen daughters but marrying them off to less-than-ideal suitors (love that idea), how do you think that applies to the match of Rhaenys and Corlys? Does it, even? Or does it need to, given expected Rhaenys's station at the time? He says she couldn't have picked a better man.

And, also, do you think this can be applied to Daemon's match with Rhea?

LETS DIG INNNN okay this got so longgggg but i was trying to be fair while also discussing like, so much sex crime-

So like the post said re: Alyssa & Baelon’s marriage, I think there's some interference from Alysanne here. Especially early on in their marriage, before she's made it clear that she can in fact live without his ass, I think we have several cases where he's ~indulging~ Alysanne's more romantic ideas about what ruling should look like and what being a targaryen should be about. Giving her wins that ultimately don’t cost him much (before she starts asking for things he doesn’t approve of).

I think by the time Rhaenys marries Corlys, Jaehaerys has already written her off as a potential heir, but if he denies her marriage to Corlys, that risks not only pissing off Corlys - who imo already has A Whole Thing about being Just As Valyrian As The Targaryens, so he will take offense - but also tips Alysanne off to the fact that he has no intention of letting the crown pass to Rhaenys or her sons. He knows this is a sore spot for her because she insisted that little Daenerys be considered crown princess and heir over Aemon, and Jaehaerys already brushed her off about that. So if he tries to marry Rhaenys off to like, a Tully who already has three heirs or some random Darry, Alysanne is going to argue that Rhaenys deserves a much loftier match given her status, and get really paranoid about why Rhaenys is getting a shitty match. I think he's trying to put off naming Baelon as his/Aemon’s heir for as long as possible because he knows it's going to be a fight, especially given that Alysanne is usually the one in charge of marriages, and this has precedent (that marriages are the Queen's domain - Visenya and Rhaenys made marriage matches as well).

But also. I think (and I can't believe I'm gonna do my man Ned dirty like this) that like Ned (bleh), Jaehaerys learns the "wrong lesson" from his sister. Rhaena married extremely beneath her and that caused major problems for her, so Jaehaerys is making sure that Rhaenys doesn't marry far beneath her as well. Because see, Rhaena spends much of her life miserable, without a direction in life, without even a castle to her name that she can hide out in. Everything that is hers is actually Jaehaerys' and it eats away at her until the day she dies. Beyond that, keeping Rhaena on as a guest is expensive because people want to see her, because she comes with her own household, and because she has a whole ass dragon that needs to be fed. So even if she wanted to live off the goodwill of others, that goodwill runs out quick due to logistics. She only gets Harrenhal because Maegor Towers is sickly and the last of his line, and even then, it's not really hers - it belongs to the crown.

I think Jaehaerys looked at how unhappy she was and what a huge pain in the ass it was, and figures he needs to give Rhaenys a consolation prize in a way he doesn’t need to give to the younger daughters, bc they never had a chance to inherit. Rhaenys has assumed the crown will pass if not to her then to her son, as has Alysanne, and I think its likely Aemon and Jocelyn also assumed that the crown would pass to Rhaenys' eventual son. Jaehaerys can’t just deny her all the trappings of being crown princess/mother to a king and expect her to take it lying down. And to be clear, I do think there’s some emotional aspect to this - I think he did feel guilty over stealing Rhaena’s crown and throne even if he felt he was doing it ~for the good of the realm bc Aegon had died. When Rhaena makes her “you are rhaenys i am visenya i have always known this” comment, she nails the dynamic, but I think Rhaena being the ~rejected bride~ does hurt Jaehaerys - she deserved, in his eyes, to grow old with their brother and have the power of a queen consort. BUT. At the same time, he’s a raging violent misogynist who believes Alysanne is the only exception to her gender, that it is simply right and natural that a woman only derives power from her husband. It’s why Baelon gets to claim Balerion when he’s young, but Alyssa is barred until her wedding. A dragon is a responsibility, a realm is a burden, and in his eyes Alyssa Velaryon, Rhaena, and Visenya all failed to live up to the challenge. So yes, he wants something good for Rhaenys - he wants her to have a happier life than Rhaena did, and he’s willing to gamble just like he did with the Baelon/Alyssa marriage, and indulge Rhaenys and Alysanne in giving her a dragon and a husband who could back her claim because she needs something to keep her calm when he inevitably usurps her, in contrast to the way Rhaena had absolutely nothing to distract her from her misery. And his gamble pays off is the thing - he neutralizes her dragon and her husband bc Corlys is off fighting still when the announcement is made, and Rhaenys is heavily pregnant and probably not really riding Meleys. He figured - bc of his love for Alyssa, Alysanne, and Rhaenys, however goddamn deranged and ultimately meaningless that love is - that he could move the pieces enough to get the outcome he thought was best and he was right!

For Daemon's part, I do think this is part of why Alysanne ships him off to the Vale yes. Notable to me that every marriage match does have a seat of their own, even if it's not an important one, unlike second son Androw Farman - Daella would have gotten the Eyrie, Viserra would have gotten White Harbor, and while none of Saera's matches were lofty they were all heirs with nice enough seats. But Daemon would run into a similar problem where it would be too expensive to keep him around if he marries some random noble lady living with her dad, but if he marries too high up that’s just as bad, so giving him an heiress and then kicking him the fuck out is a good way to deal with him.

BUT. I actually do have a conspiracy theory here that something happened at KL that caused a huge stir within the family and Alysanne dealt with it by shipping Daemon off. What happened? Well...obviously I think Viserys and Daemon got caught fucking lmao, I call myself a Visaemon truther for a reason. I do also think there's a chance that Alysanne suspected Daemon was fucking around with Gael as well - they're only a year apart, they grew up in King’s Landing together, Gael & Alysanne have been back at court a few years, Targaryens love to do that stuff, etc. I’m not saying he IS the father, the timeline is close enough that they could have fucked around but not close enough to have gotten her pregnant - he marries Rhea in 97 and Gael disappears from court in 99. But my other conspiracy about Jaehaerys being the father does kinda fit this too - that Alysanne noticed something was up but suspected the wrong man. I don't think Alysanne would ever want to even entertain the thought that Jaehaerys was raping one of her daughters, even if she realized what he had done to Alysanne herself was rape. Much easier to blame it on/suspect eternal Problem Child Daemon, especially if he's also being groomed by fucking Viserys; he's already an oversexed lecher who seduced gentle, married Viserys away from sweet Aemma, what else isn't he capable of? (and the double tap there of like, hypersexualization of bisexuality + Alysanne’s complete refusal to deal with how unhappy she is with Jaehaerys equals, to me, her constantly punishing her children and grandchildren because she can’t punish Jaehaerys, and proving this point to herself that she couldn’t have been manipulated into marrying him because look, her daughters are marrying the same way as well. And if she suspects even subconsciously that Jaehaerys is raping Gael? And punishes Daemon for ~seducing~ her poor sweet innocent Gael and stealing away Viserys from his sweet innocent wife Aemma? yeah that tracks with how she treats Saera and Viserra).

um tldr i think jaehaerys simply gambled that he could still control the situation when it came to defanging rhaenys, but also knew he couldn’t just give her nothing, if not for sentiment sake, then at least for logistics sake and to avoid a small rebellion, so when rhaenys & alysanne float the match, he can’t say no to it, so he just controls it. and i do think alysanne sent daemon off to the vale in part to defang him as well, yes, in addition to my not insane i’m right conspiracies about exactly what was cookin in king’s landing circa 97-99 ac (it was a lot of sex crimes, that’s what was cookin).

[katzirrart]

"S'not burnt... it's caramelized." "I cannot stress enough, how burnt that is..."

My girlfriend and I always come up with stupid food jokes in AUs and Loki is not exempt from this tradition.

I can't imagine him not being confused and amused by the THOUSANDS of ingredients in Midgardian food for starters, but also just mocking how SURELY EASY IT IS TO COOK...

As someone that struggled initially to swap from gas to electric stovetops - the learning curve of temperature... oof.

I can imagine a bet about not using magic to cook and - well... The God of Burning Water he may just be....

[kulvefaggoth]

Like sorry i stan Miquella harder after the dlc you can't show me a giant ephemeral effeminate man committing forbidden rites of necromancy and sacrilege and who cups my face in his hands and personally promises me a 1000 year era of kindness and think i'm not in his favor

[fraternum-momentum]

Fray can I see a little of your interpretation of Wobin? 👉👈 your art makes my day, is so hhhhhOT🔥

so i saw this video on insta and i just decided then and there that thats robin lmao

and i have this little headcanon that robin is genderfluid but they only share it when theyre at high confidence

edit: WAIT THERES A TYPO HEAR BRUH HEAIR HAIR 💀💀💀💀💀💀IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING DUMB

[terezis]

I am making my way *very* slowly through bg3 by virtue of playing on a friend’s set up and not my own but I simply had to comment as a fellow Gale Hater. I do not want to see that man in my camp, no disrespect to the people who do like him.

i think it didn't help that i've been playing a sorcerer so he just felt extra condescending LMAO he's just too much of a know-it-all and it rankles me personally!!!

i was so shocked by his ending here though LOL i honestly don't think i ever enthusiastically encouraged him to go that route AND i save scummed like four times so i could pass that last skill check to try and talk him out of it !!! so why did he do it anyway !!!

also i don't think this actually meant anything narrative-wise but i purposefully brought him to confront cazador with us bc i thought maybe it would teach him something and then after astarion made his "good" choice, later at camp gale was like "don't think [the good] you've done today has gone unnoticed. you've given me a lot to think about" i was so shocked i was like wow did that actually affect his choices???

but i GUESS NOT

smug ass wizard smdh

[definitelynotshouting]

Been a while since i updated yall on my minecraft world, so heres the greenhouse i designed last night that im planning on building to house my bamboo and the allay i nabbed last week or so :] the smaller section is for an attached bee farm

This design is actually 100% mine!!! This is the first time i havent used a tutorial as the base of a build, and while it still needs a few tweaks and extra decorations, for a first pass im pretty damn happy with it. I did use a site to help me with the dome shape, it's called plotz and it was extremely helpful especially while using the 2D model :]

Also please look at my diamonds rn, holy fuck

[askretroarcade]

"TURN THIS SHIT DOWN." Phonegingi growled, coveriing their non-existant ears at the sounds of the happy, blasting music of the arcade.

He could've sworn she'd be deaf by the end of this.

"IT ISN'T EVEN GOOD. IT'S SHIT." He hissed, their head turning in different directions as she glanced around the room.

(@thecrypticphone69)

”heya welcome to the arcade a place where you can spend your leftover chance to m- OH PHONE-LORD.”

[They held their hands Infront of his head out of surprise]

“…Jesus phone-lord what ARE you,, you’re kinda terrifying,, in the bad way-“

[he observed the green one, sighing miserably]

“…please don’t steal.. my flowers-“

[tiktaaliker]

man the more i read of the books the more i realize that eliot got fucking BUTCHERED in the show. they took my boy and stripped him of everything that made him interesting. They dropped everything except that he's gay + drinks a lot + had a bad childhood. HE DIDNT EVEN GET TO KEEP HIS MISALIGNED JAW