#WHERES the pizzaz?!?!

[princessmossy]

More DC doodles. Just a guy and his freaky clone baby he made with his own and his arch nemesis’ dna

I think this would make a funny sitcom

[avasts-nightmare]

((alrighty well. this was bound to happen. obligatory format switch cuz I aint drawing all that. + new thread))

The Dark Lord floated up to the tranquilized body of the stick figure who had been obviously planning to kill him mere moments ago. he said no word as he briefly observed the collapsed man.

he tried nudging the body with his foot, as if on instinct, like the body would respond in any way . and to his surprise, something actually moved. the part of his foot that met with the gun had pushed it a little. he was too apalled at the time to have noticed Cat previously climb it.

his head tilted slightly, like a slasher out of a horror movie, and he crouched down to see if he could grasp it.

he could. and so he did.

carelessly pulling the strap off of the collaped stick figures torso he gave it a brief once over before pressing the device he had recently referred to as a gizmo to Victim's head.

"doesnt affect alive stick figures.... we cant be sure until we try now, can we? even if so, rocket corp has surpisingly streamlined designs. Im sure it wouldnt be hard to modify it." he mused, his vocals relaxed. too relaxed. entirely unfitting to his very being. uncanny.

((dont mind mee passing byy just tagging relevant people real quick @yello-exe @agentpivot @rocket-contact I think thats everyone byee o/))

[atopvisenyashill]

it just boggles my mind that they really only let joffrey and sometimes viserys look good in that whole show for the men. d&d were just allergic to slaying

[terezis]

I’m more than happy to show my entire ass about my limited knowledge of homestuck here (again. we did the hs.ppt joke) but that does just look like a cancer or maybe gemini sweater???? pls help elaborate

LOL no you're valid. i can't explain it but i am 100% sure that is a homestuck shirt from either topatoco or welovefine. but topatoco doesn't really sell homestuck merch nowadays and welovefine doesn't exist anymore so i can't verify.

but that is karkat's shirt. i know it. it's the specific grey. the line weight and the size of the symbol on the unisex jersey. that's what homestuck merch looked like 2012-2015. if it were an astrology girly shirt it would have more panache than that. that is this man's shirt

[mistressemmedi]

They actually confirmed that neither Honda nor Alpine have breached the cost cap. Procedurial breach could be anything, they could have just not submitted required documents on time.

Aston Martin was also found to be in procedural breach for 2021, and got fined 450k for it.

Gods above, nobody commits to being actual criminals anymore.

Ferrari illegal engine era, I miss you

[tanjir0se]

I’m building a wedding website rn and like. I know my history as a straight white woman is well documented but good LORD. I’m not like these people. No I don’t want to spend $4000 on a donkey covered in flowers to deliver craft beers to my guests. Please help me ..it’s so dark …

[charcubed]

ok actually I now remember why I don’t usually hang out on tumblr when it comes to enjoying or engaging with Loki material

every other post with hundreds/thousands of notes is “omg the queerbaiting” or “ugh they give us all these lokius scenes and then turn around and tell us Loki and Sylvie are in love” and I just feel like I’m on another planet from these people. like literally what show have they all been watching

[archivedjuice]

i rarely complain about fics on here because. write what you want this is literally fandom but i will always complain speak up about the weird usage of queer ships in fic

half of the matt x reader x frank stuff (usually labeled as straight up fratt or fratt x reader) i see aren't actually poly or fratt fics but are an amalgamation of matt x reader and frank x reader happening simultaneously while they either compete for reader, briefly put aside their mutual hatred (that exists because they're both in this because of reader) for reader or don't acknowledge each other while reader acknowledges them one at a time like a toddler playing with dolls but needs both hands to move the hands and feet at the same time so they have to put one down whenever they want another to speak or move along with some of the worst characterisation for both matt and frank i've ever seen.

please stop fetishising poly/gay relationships just cause the men who play those characters happen to be attractive. i'm negatively freaked the fuck out. this is why i stick to my mutual's fics most times why do i do this to myself

[centaurs-arejerks]

for my birthday i got this book of cocktail recipes themed around batman

a lot of the recipes look super fun! like this one for talia

but i tried this flying grayson's themed cocktail and i just have to say.... i'm so sorry dick, they did you dirty. this was disgusting. you deserve better than something that tasted like a lemon spent too long in a bowl full of rum

[myaastarionshenanegans]

Stories i make up before going to sleep. but am to lazy to write....

Like S!Astarion's Tav died from old age and he had been planing to follow but some how ended up in a alternative universe where he ascended and his Tav is eternally young. and there and "Alive"

Imagine S!Astarion ends up meeting A!Astarion: Not recognizing it's him himself cause he does not remember how he looks. (Made my self sad honestly.)

That's what came into my mind as i was brain storming a meeting between those two. (Aka my falling asleep story where A!Astarion and S!Astarion form a trio with my Tav. Becoming the most powerful trio in the land. And the only man My head cannon A!Astarion would share his consort with....Himself. lol)

[totentnz]

i remember now why i dont write smut, its not because sex is dirty te-hee but because trying to convey what position they are in is giving me an aneurysm

[mossy-bush]

just now realizing that custies think im being flirty when they apologize for slowly looking around and i say “take your sweet and beautiful time”….. the TIME is beautiful!!! YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fagpulp]

Always thinking abt irl TSP and narrator having the game/stanley w him As Much As Possible. Tamogachi stanley. Like yeas my favorite person who i love and play fucked up Games with is forever. Literally in my pocket/in this usb. Would you like to meet h- oh.so you're just goin to leave? Just like that? Oh i cant WAIT to tell stanley abt this.

[themslash]

and i'm gonna be honest? i dont even think kelt 11b actually has the consistency of styrofoam. i think it has some weak gravity shit going on like a small core in comparison to heavier gas giants, so it has trouble holding onto its mass, which gets real thin in the higher atmospheric layers. i bet the real answer is boring shit like that. i bet its not even real styrofoam

[reminiscingtonight]

Every time we go from a Boston/Montreal game to a Toronto/Minnesota game I can feel the withdrawal set in

[fangirlfortress]

You ever accidentally listen in on/are privy to a convo between neurotypicals and are just like, "Jesus christ this is so boring"