#vesselage

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awesome google search

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scifistyle worldbuilders think theyre soo smart when they make a giant superorganism thats miles abd miles big and sustains an entire biome by itself. and theyre right, and im kissing them with tongue

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every year i understand better why the grownups were Like That about their sewing stuff when i was a child. every year i come closer to "my daughter cut torillas with my sewing scissors whats an appropriate punishment" "death" grandma.

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i have to decide what i want to read next because i have options and i do not want to open a vote this time. one of them is classic gothic literature recommended by my dear friend, one is a childrens book i spontaneously remembered while reading something else the other day, and one of them is a trashy horse based mystery called Straight by someone called Dick Francis that i picked up on my birthday

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all cats do these days in sit on your chest and stare directly at your face unblinking and full of love. and purr

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they're cute.

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bro........... i don't know. like, i don't know about this one

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ads on twitter: stop being a stupid boring pathetic loser bitch. read atomic habits in 5 seconds to be smart and everyone fuck you

ads on you tube: car

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okay

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great news everyone i slept for 14 hours. didnt help but i did do it

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what making plans with your friends feels like.

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apparently in this random nothingburger atlus strategy game i downloaded a demo to, you cannot choose your protagonist's gender like you would in a fire emblem title or something, but you CAN marry almost every single other battle unit with your nothingburger protag dude regardless of gender (love wins...?) or relation to you (the cousin romance... fire emblem 14 is that you?) so like. mixed. mixed results

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oh well. the day comes im the life of every young woman or man when they realize they need to learn to torrent properly. i hope they know they can turn to me when the time comes. and like reddit or whatever.

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house md beating my ass in like a zombie resource management game

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that's too bad, about the guy. going back to reading. let me know when his goodreads leaks. would like to see it.

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ive always been a laundry defender but i reflected on it while having a wonderful time putting laundry away today. i think my reasons for loving it is as follows:

1. have the washing machine inside your home, on the same floor you spend most of your time. if you have to walk down some stairs or, god forbid, leave the building to do it, you've already been set up for failure. thats too much to deal with any day of the week.

2. be able to dry it outside. not only will it be out of your way inside your home, but it will go faster, and the beauty and wonder of sped up water evaporation in the sun will have you smiling at least or clapping and laughing at most. at least if ur the same type of pervert as me.

3. when ur putting everything away after it dries, think of it like a sorting puzzle. you get to put away everything into the drawers and stuff that you have everything else of the same type already sorted in. you're playing a matching game with towels and pjs and stuff.