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Interesting read

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As expected...

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Crisis trailer just dropped

Jan 27 2021

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Getting divorced sucks, even in paradise, being divorced doesn't! Wasser on.

"...as (covid) cases rose to new heights in California last month, and hovered around zero in the Caymans, this seemed like a pretty good parenting decision. If you had the means, wouldn’t you consider it?

That’s why it seems like Hammer decided to leave things be for now. He did file for joint custody in October, reportedly asking for Chambers to return, but then backed off.

While Chambers got her way in that round, we wonder if there’s a new conflict ahead for the exes. The second part of Hammer’s latest post says that due to his New Year’s resolution, “I will not be posting pictures of my children for their safety and for their well-being.” The kids’ mother, meanwhile, is posting away. Uh-oh.

All of this is to say that, wow, Cayman Islands looks gorgeous at this time of year. But even in paradise, divorce sucks.

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Living his best covid controlled life

https://www.instagram.com/stories/caymancanuck11/2479686748054013276/?hl=es-la

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Positive vibes for 2021! ❤

THE. CAPTION. 🖤 Nothing else to add.

I love this man exactly for what he's, a loving and protective father and an incredible human being.

So happy and fuckin proud of him.

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Island boy, Armie, will be in his natural habitat.

Shotgun wedding info: Production is slated to begin in February 2021 in the Dominican Republic.

Jennifer Lopez is teaming with Armie Hammer for a comedic foray into marriage. While at a resort on a beautiful island for their lavish destination wedding, a couple develops cold feet as the big day approaches. To make matters worse, the two find themselves and their wedding party held hostage. Only when they set out to save their families and friends do they remember why they wanted to get married in the first place. Directed by Jason Moore and written by Mark Hammer and Liz Meriwether, the film is executive produced by Ryan Reynolds. Though no additional actors have been added to the mix yet, 5th House Casting is officially on the project to build out the ensemble. Production is slated to begin in February 2021 in the Dominican Republic.

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I guess there will not be time for road trips next year!

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Calories taken in Dallas stay Dallas!

Ig

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Armie and Jlos perfect high ponytail are giving me life

via:  dutyfree-ome.ru

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So ugly! 😀

So, let me understand. Are there people in the world who think all this is "ugly"?

But do you really do?

Are you serious?

Personally I could define this man in another hundred different ways, many of which are so hot that can't be published unfortunately, but DEFINITELY not "ugly".

I mean.. look at him, right? ❤️🥵🥵

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I'm totally going to steal the term "hide-the-pretty period" because it's a brilliant way to put it!

Armie Hammer came to the 2020 People’s Choice Awards serving up some serious Divorced Dad energy.

This should all work, in theory. We like pretty much every piece of this look and we can tell they’re of pretty high quality. But the presentation’s pretty sloppy and some of the fit choices – especially the pants – give it all a very askew sort of rumpled feel. He’s one of those pretty people who have to go through periods of hide-the-pretty, for whatever reason. Almost all pretty male stars do at some point or another. Not that he looks ugly or anything, but a weensy bit of grooming, a more appropriate fit for your giant self, and maybe just a little bit of straightening up would go a long way toward giving these pieces the chance to shine.

That shirt collar situation is causing furious eyelid twitches over here.

Style Credits: – Eleventy Milano Ensemble – Christian Louboutin ‘Cousin Platerissimo’ Brown Leather Brogue

Styled by Ilaria Urbinati

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The things that matter 😌

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Armie presenting his "friend and co-star" Jlo at the people's choice award is giving me life.

Video https://www.instagram.com/tv/CHs96i8Ammb/?igshid=1amkt65vwbrmz

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This is Armie's "All In want for xmas is a beard grooming kit" look.

https://twitter.com/ArmieNews/status/1328182189087928323

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BZzz! Good prospects for Billion Dollar Spy!

....Business at virtual Cannes and virtual Toronto was robust and sellers scheduling back-to-back Zoom meetings ahead of AFM, which kicks off on Monday, expect a similar response from the last film market of 2020.

"Gabrielle Stewart, managing director of HanWay Films, which will be pitching Cold War thriller The Billion Dollar Spy, starring Armie Hammer and Mads Mikkelsen, and Sia's directorial debut Music to AFM buyers, thinks these online-only markets favor "packages with clear hooks, clear talent and in clear genres." Discoveries, however — films from an unknown director with lesser-known talent — might need physical markets or festivals to generate buzz."

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We need The Man from UNCLE 2. Amen!🙌

ARMIE'S INSTA STORIES (NOV 5)