#the Millennials are barely there!
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I just saw someone say gen z is having a midlife crisis
I...no words.
#opal says words#The oldest gen z is UNDER 30.#That is not a midlife crisis. It's not even close. Hell#the Millennials are barely there!#Why are we trying to make the second youngest generation outside diapers feel old?#Is it a fucking marketing thing?
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he keeps staring at the tree. I think he misses his dad— *gets shot and killed*
#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk#wind archer cookie#wind archer crk#“b-but sharky... millennial tree isn't canonically wind archer's dad!” I DON'T CARE#KINGDOM BARELY MENTIONS SUGAR SWAN ANYWAYS LET ME HAVE THIS
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something smexy for @ele-millennial-weirdo on her special day
Gorgeous Thryce art courtesy @blackmonitor, accompanying double drabble from me 💙 We hope you enjoy! 🍾🥂🎉
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“Your highness…I…”
A gust of air left her lungs as Arihnda raised batting eyes to meet Thrawn’s gaze. The slight twitch at the edge of his mouth pulled her from the fantasy.
“What is it?” she sighed. “What’s wrong?”
Thrawn couldn’t ever carry through the kriffing roleplays she wanted… Her lover tried, he clearly aimed to please, but maybe Chiss just didn’t act out fantasies in the bedroom the way humans did. Or perhaps the Grand Admiral lacked imagination.
Thrawn laced blue fingers in hers, the smile that had threatened his lips softening into something indulgent, gentle.
“Nothing is wrong.”
He stepped closer, pressing the back of her hand alongside her bare shoulder.
“You think it’s silly…” A flush that was more embarrassment than desire crept along her neck.
“No.” A firm shake of his head accompanied the negation. “I am flattered to act the hero, your Prince…”
“But?” She knew one was coming.
“But reality satisfies…”
The tightness in Arihnda’s chest loosened, anxiety melted by the admiring glow of his eyes. So this was love, maybe. To be enough for one another.
“It does,” she agreed, pulling Thrawn into a kiss that would have done any fairy tale proud.
#thryce#fandom friends#ele millennial weirdo#grand admiral thrawn#without a shirt#arihnda pryce#cinderella#all our thrawns should be nude/bare chested#double drabble#thrawn#governor pryce#yay for thryce fanart!#blackmonitor#delivering the high quality yum#fanfic is for fun#my drabbles#myfic#other people rock
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ok gonna be real I’ve never understood the “daigo is like a son to me” route that the writers took with kiryu. they’ve never, at least for most of their time knowing each other, felt like they’ve had a father and son dynamic– an older brother/younger brother one sure, or maybe a young uncle/nephew one. because I mean? they’ve known each other since they were both kids and they’re literally only 8 years apart in age. in y0 it’s implied that kiryu played with him and babysat him more or less when he was around 16-20 and it just doesn’t feel like a Dad sort of thing At All. kiryu was also a kid. just an older kid. daigo was a little brat to him just like an annoying little brother while secretly thinking of kiryu as a Cool Teenager he looked up to and wanted to be more like. it feels way more like an older/younger sibling sort of thing or something akin to that and it only starts being a little more like a father/son dynamic some time after daigo loses his father and feels the need to fill the void– which he couldn’t even begin to do until at least ten years later because kiryu was in prison. and it’s not particularly in a healthy way either, considering. well. like I said. kiryu’s never actually been like a father to him. I don’t even mean that in a negative way in this case, it’s just literally not the role kiryu fundamentally had in his life (especially because their age difference is a good 10-20 years too close to be that of a parental relationship.) so idk. having kiryu say all of a sudden that he sees daigo as a son (especially rather than as family in some other way) just feels kinda. wrong. and jarringly unfounded.
I mean shit, even majima would be more of a dad-ish figure to daigo realistically considering kiryu basically assigned him to look after daigo for like. years. while kiryu just kinda left without any known plans of reconnecting at all. or even kashiwagi on a certain level because of how he stepped in alongside yayoi after sohei’s death. kiryu has barely been around, hasn’t really showed any interest in legitimately being in his life, and has barely had any deeply personal interactions with him since they were basically both kids. and as much as I think how long they’ve known each other and what they’ve both been through is a means for a familial bond of SOME kind, there just seems like no room or evidence for a paternal role being taken on.
at least nothing healthy in that regard; if kiryu’s like a dad to him then he’s undoubtedly a deadbeat one and perhaps feels like a dad to daigo in a way because daigo’s paternal model (his birth father) was also emotionally (and probably largely physically) absent and near-impossible to live up to. that’d at least make sense, regardless of how unhealthy it’d be, but it STILL really doesn’t explain kiryu saying he thinks of daigo like a son.
it’s just. it’s such a weird thing to have him say and I wish it was this confusing because of nuance but honestly I just think the writers watered their dynamic down to supposedly father/son because it seems more emotionally impactful for kiryu to say “you’re like a son to me” than anything else he could’ve potentially said about their bond.
#kiryu#daigo#rambling#sorry this is out of nowhere I just was thinking about their dynamic in y0 and it really hit me that like#yeah they’re. not that far apart in age.#kiryu was 7-8 years old when daigo was born. not exactly Father Age#and moreover it’s the fact that they grew up together As Kids to an extent#can you imagine if you and your father were both in your 20s or 30s At The Same Time#that’s. not a big age gap#also let me be clear I don’t think majima’s a paternal figure to daigo that was just an example to say like. even He has more basis in a way#for that to make sense#but even with majima- the age difference thing still kinda gets me because they’re only like 11ish years apart#like yeah majima’s significantly more mature don’t get me wrong but.#daigo’s dad is of a dad-like age to majima as well if you wanna put it in perspective.#makes it less weird when he highkey flirts with/sexualizes daigo in dead souls. like it’s okay. they’re not far apart in age enough to where#it’s Super Uncomfortable or something#another way of looking at this stuff is just considering that daigo and kiryu are both technically in the same generation#doesn’t particularly mean much but it’s still interesting to consider. they’re both solidly gen X (despite daigo absolutely feeling like he#should be a millennial).#majima’s technically (though just barely) a boomer so do with that what you will. that’s unrelated I just wanted to mention it cause it’s#funny to me#anyway I got off track. I hope any of this made sense
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Our nation is burning because Boomers refuse to respect anyone younger than them.
They don’t pay livable wages to younger people, so we’re all in debt or living paycheck to paycheck, and don’t have enough money to contribute to campaigns. They won’t contribute to campaigns of anyone younger than them. Neither party has put forth a Gen-Xer since Obama (and born in 61 he’s barely Gen-X.) Does anyone else remember the articles about Obama being the first of a new Generation of leaders? That hasn’t happened.
List I made organizing Presidents by Birth Year:
#except for Obama boomers have been in charge since 93#and Obama is debatable#Hillary looked young but she was born in 47 too#two men in their 70s are running and it’s not normal or okay#it’s possible Obama only made it in to office because boomers are bad at guessing the ages of other races#Gen X survives by hoping the boomers forget they exist#sick of watching boomers call my Gen ��kids on tik tok’#millennials choosing to start YouTube channels so they won’t be harassed by network execs#I have feelings#a lot of them are despair#I will never own a house#some of that is unsupported autism harming my career prospects#but a lot of it is just unethical boomers hoarding money#nobody has to retire when you can pay a secretary barely above minimum wage to do the ceos work for him while he hits the golf course
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I am the only person on earth who is Normal about Taylor Swift.
#no she is not gay#yes she is a skilled songwriter and denying that is being willfully obtuse and acting like you know more than her peers and predecessors#yes some of her music appeals to a demographic of gay people in a decidedly Gay way but that is almost purely accidental ie Bruce#yes she is aspirational for a huge chunk of millennial women who watched her grow from a genuinely niche teenage artist into a juggernaut#yes she is a ruthless capitalist who leverages her fans parasocial feelings to extract ever more (heh) money from them#yes she is at this point using vaguely liberal politics as an aesthetic to market herself to a politically aware audience#yes a large part of how she is treated and dismissed has misogynistic undertones at a bare minimum#no it is not utilizing girl power to fly a private jet around the world and charge loyal fans thousands of dollars for a concert#she’s a complicated figure in the way that most monolithic pop stars are and she’s simultaneously given more and less grace than others#I will probably write an essay about this someday idk comment on this post if you’d read it and also if you read these tags for some reason
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A giant chunk of my thing with Twentian Studies is that as a Jew, I am very, very alienated. Jews left an outsized mark on Twentian public life and pop culture and our cultural footprint is disappearing. We have no real place in the current Victorian order and they made that clear. But what's more is that Jewish culture changed drastically in my own lifetime and stopped being something I recognize. I feel like my kind of Jew is a thing that is basically dying, and I've been left here on this island by myself. I feel like one of the very, very youngest of this kind of Jew and like most of the core group alive are Boomers. People love our culture but don't love US, and that can be said even of later generations of Jews. Public Jews of my generation are increasingly either deeply assimilated and rather de-fanged, or just more and more actually trad. There is a certain American Ashkenazi 20th century *thing* that died. You will never get another Blazing Saddles but it's not for the reason that internet blowhards think; it's not that it wouldn't be made. It's that another Mel Brooks will not exist, and would not be allowed to write it. Nobody who made anything you love, would ever be in a writer's room today. And when he is gone, he is gone.
#Larry David may actually be one of the only public Jews left that really feels truly Core Twentian to me#also Sarah Silverman#but many Gen X and younger Jews are either so assimilated that I barely recognize them. Many younger just have the culture 'Millennial'#I feel like my culture is dying#because I have no place in any current Jewish 'thing' at all#I wasn't able to find Jewish partners because of being a relict as a child of working class counterculture people#a big reason I chose to not have kids was because of not wanting to convert to something else and be erased#twentian studies
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update on inquisition: solas broke up with my inquisitor, so she swore at him and then stomped off to lure and fight a high dragon while her companions complained the whole time
#me.txt#i play dai#i play games#it's so... idk. we barely DID anything#it felt like one kiss and then crestwood and then break up#yeah okay#but it is implied that they got into bed...#also so boring of dai to have the literal elven trickster god not be bisexual#if there were any god that SHOULD be bi it should be the elven trickster god. every part of that implies bi#anyway.#... i had an entire ramble about how the elves like abelas reacted weirdly to the elven inquisitor asking for their knowledge and help#because lots of people if they saw their civilization 'diminished' would want to reclaim glory days instead of just tossing them aside#and Sera is super weird. like as chinese diaspora we have lots of reasons to dislike mainland china but being 'too chinese' isn't one#but i actually had a talk with it with my friend and did some further thinking#and ... abelas (and solas) is just one of those boomers who call millennials snowflakes#and sera is one of those self-hating asians that'll post a self-hating rant on a city elf FB group and get told to get therapy#which makes is hilarious that these are the elves we see in inquisition#velanna and merill and zevran and fenris were so normal in comparison
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they should invent a walk where you can write stuff down without having to stop on the side of the path typing things in your phone
#i hate when i have to stop on a trail and someone walks by while i'm typing in my phone like#no i'm not some millennial tied to my phone even out here in the woods!! it's just there's no other option!!#like what. a notebook???? that will not be legible. dictating won't do for different reasons#i need to be able to press a record button in my brain#anyway trying to convince myself to go for a walk but it's seems like the most boring possible thing to do rn to me.#i want to just sit and write but i have barely moved all day
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Millennials: We can't afford a $450k house and rent is eating our paychecks alive.
Boomers and the older half of Gen-X: The real question is why you think you need to live in a $450k house. This generation is so spoiled and lazy!
The "house" priced at $450k by Boomers and the older half of Gen-X:
#millennials#boomerisms#gen-x#they've got to be the first generations actively resenting the younger ones for wanting as a bare minimum an equal life#not even a better life#30 and thriving
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Jimmy being very confused and slightly concerned over absurd memes makes me so happy.... my little millennial
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What should the adults in bf discord be nicknamed? Chaos Boomers? I appreciate how you give advice that is helpful for teens & struggling 20s adults.
CHAOS BOOMERS 😭😭😭
#also thank you i do really try to be honest and also age appropriate with my younger friends#this is really funny bc i'm actually barely on the millennial/gen z border#but i will respond to chaos boomer. i guess.#answers#anon
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i love working with students and student assistants, you younger gen z folks are wild
#love when they come up to me unprompted and spill the tea and tsimis!!!#i know so much tsimis about their professors and counselors and love lives and everything#and when they ask me for advice i just get soft because THEY SEE ME?? AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT?? I AM ONLY TWO YEARS OLDER THAN Y'ALL#I'M BARELY HANGING BY A THREAD#as someone on the cusp between millennial and gen z the younger ones keep me updated on the slang#i remember being so confused when they all suddenly started calling me bestie and i was like what-
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follow-up to my last post: I like the detail that kiryu gets ayaka’s email and they keep in touch, partly because I like to imagine that he has so many fucking questions for her about queer shit. both because he’s figuring himself out orientation-wise and also just cause he’s a 40ish year old man who takes care of gen z kids who isn’t super in touch with all this stuff but he really wants to know so he can be more educated and a better supporter and all that
#you know at least a couple of those morning glory kids turned out to be not cis/straight#and he wanted to know how to approach it if/when the topic becomes relevant#that is. if they haven’t all for the most part been guessing/assuming he’s gay for like. years. and thus not too worried about his reaction#chfdjfkgkdfn#I do really like to think that he stayed in contact with ayaka via email and stuff like a pen pal and meets up with her on occasion :)#kiryu#rambling#y3#also yes I know like two of the kids (including haruka) at morning glory are technically millennials but look. they’re BARELY millennials#haruka was born literally like ON THE LINE cause she was december 1996 (and 1997 is the first year od gen z) so. LOOK. you get it
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Someone: the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking
Me, who's already written 4 novella-length future fics, constructed paracosms of 50 more, and can no longer tell the difference between the source material and my headcanon: no longer what
Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died
Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what
#genuine respect to modern AUs but the Dead Poets Society are always going to be OLDER THAN BOOMERS to me#The Vicious Circle coven were teenagers in the 1980s—they're older than I am#The Wonderlanders from Bare: a Pop Opera implied their parents were cheugy for dancing disco—they're on the Xillennial/Millennial cusp#Lyra Belacqua is a tenured Professor of Alethiometry at Oxford. She cannot stay 12 to 15 for decades. She's not a vampire.#fanfiction
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Genuinely not sure if I cry easily or if I just have a habit of dwelling on my problems and past grief that I should really be well into the fifth stage of by now but am instead stuck on stage 3 or 4
#like i don’t cry at media basically ever#EVERYONE and their brother is like ‘you didn’t cry reading a little life??’ no? it was sad and i recognised that#i connected with the characters and i found pretty much everything that happened to be deeply upsetting but it didn’t make me cry#but if you catch me on a bad day and even MENTION any of the pets i’ve had that have died? floodgates open instantly#and i mean i will cry and scream for multiple minutes with no end in sight#when i was still a TA i once cried. for two hours. because i didn’t connect with a student and didn’t know how to help her#i sat on the station platform for 20 minutes crying then i cried the whole 50 minute train journey then i cried for well over an hour#once i got home#i mean i am diagnosed with a panic disorder. so there is that as well#and my panic attacks usually manifest as a crying fit where i can’t get my breath and i hear roaring in my ears#you really can show me a deeply depressing tearjerker of a movie and i’ll sit there dry eyed#but if i happen to have a slightly bad day after a night of suboptimal sleep? you’d think someone had died#i’ve cried because i told someone i cry a lot and then they GOT CONCERNED ABOUT ME and i was moved by their concern#and then i worry like am i a narcissist? but i’ll cry over someone else’s problems as well honestly#i didn’t like my friend’s dad and i cried buckets when i found out he was dead because i knew how upset she’d be#i had to stay home from college that day. i was too distraught#and my great-uncle who i barely knew died of covid which he caught at a stupid work meeting that no one should ever have been called in for#my granddad said all his coworkers came to the funeral and were just bawling their eyes out and then i started crying in solidarity#cannot stress enough i barely knew this man. i mean i LIKED him. we met maybe three times#all this is to say i started crying for no reason and benji tried to comfort me by climbing on me and then i cried more#this poor dog probably thinks he’s been sent to cheer up a millennial woman in crisis. and he has.#personal
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