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love hearing about how my dad spent all of his inheritance on drugs and sex while I have $5 in my bank account and have been barely affording rent, bills, and groceries, let alone any "fun" money. definitely doesn't make me wish he'd hurry up and *** so that I can at least get a week of paid bereavement time off of work.

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think again motherfucker

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i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

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can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

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having a really good cup of coffee will genuinely make you think life is worth living. like if its really good it can be a potion of brain health. if its bad it makes you wish flavors weren't real

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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Hey Jeff why did you use 'stan' at the end like that

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hi guys :(

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my pookies😞🤲

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ohhhhhh okay I see