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I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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ok I forgot to do this when people were actually talking about it so I expect 0 engagement, but send me a number 1-100 and I'll do a mini write-up/review of the song that was in that spot on my spotify wrapped.

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impeachy the conservative clown

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google dot com how to avoid the feeling of dreadful inevitability that every news item brings, and avoid feeling 100000% convinced that you will not be allowed to live long enough to see the beautiful life that you and your wife have worked so hard for so long to make? asking for someone who is tired of spending 70% of my week thoroughly convinced that I will not survive the next 6 months.

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what if there was a snabbit. just consider it

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starting a collection

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That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.

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one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either