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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
#vulcans#I don't think all Vulcans dress the same and headcanon that there's a buunch of different styles on Vulcan#BUT I DO think that older middle aged men flock together regardless of species#and that it's funny that Vulcan has like The Vulcan Hair[tm] - why'd they do that to themselves HEHEHE you're lucky your dad's telepathic#I really wanna see fashion subcultures for other plaaaanets in star trek#I wanna see Klingon Goth#I wanna see fashion styles specific to that species because of that species' culture#like how we have niche niche fashion trends#the other day I thought about it being Vulcan counterculture to do your makeup as if you've been crying#popular with teens but adults do NOT like it
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speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason
which could mean nothing
#give them a second they’re buffering still#I know they looked nonplussed but the pacing of the cutaway is half of the joke#I know Kirk is just in ‘I hate Klingons’ mode but in my heart he’s mad because being married to the science officer is HIS thing#I’m really on a roll with the bad posts today#ftr I do know it means nothing actually I just think it’s funny#tos#star trek#spirk
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yeah remember that one episode
man spock and kirk has an abhorrent amount of love parallels and homosexual subtext and just text
i hate them *affectionate*
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Utterly thrilled that Willem Dafoe has been cast as the Klingon Bird of Prey
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the thing is that when you look deep enough, Klingons and Klingon society is actually pretty well developed by Star Trek standards. we know the ideals of their society and the way their ideals are corrupted by classism and archaic tradition. we see how "warrior" and "honor" are complex terms that involve more than just warfare and fighting. but we also see Klingon scientists and lawyers who are proud of their work but are pushed aside for not living up to their society's standards. we see how their political relations change over time and how strategic alliances are formed and dissolved. we know their marriage customs and holidays and mythology and history. we see a variety of Klingon characters with varying degrees of attachment to their species and culture. we see how they're stereotyped and discriminated against in the Federation for being "too alien" when the Federation is supposed to be accepting of differences. we have an entire real, usable language for Kahless's sake.
the thing is also that 90% of Klingon stories choose to ignore all this complexity in favor of bioessentialism and racist takes on "warrior society".
#klingons that exist in my head (and in the actual text!!) vs klingons that exist in the pop culture consciousness....#i could say the same about vulcans too but honestly vulcan culture isn't as developed as the klingons#also i do generally like new trek but it's wild how they manage to lean into biosessentialism w/ alien characters more than the 90s shows#star trek#klingons#my posts
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Bij - pronounced "beej" - a Klingon word meaning "punishment" or "suffering"
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#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#Star Trek#klingons#romulan star empire#jeffrey combs#reanimator
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Idea that once human movies and tv series becomes accessible to the rest of the universe they immediately have to get re-called and re-regulated by the federation.
Like, the Andorians thought they had sexy romance shows, but then the terrans come along and now you've got angry zhavey's, shreya's, charan's, and thavan's calling in concerned on what their teenagers are watching.
And this especially applies to horror movies, Klingon space gets access to some classics and figure they'll sit around and laugh at the silly human horror. Cut to one Texas Chainsaw Massacre marathon later and now some human captain's are reporting that the Klingons are looking at them weirdly, like they almost seem... nervous of them?
Same thing goes for when Vulcans begin to approach human crewmates to ask how they manage to keep their children away from "The animated blue kanine and the female pink sus scrofa domesticus?"
Ferenginar just has a flatout ban against any and all talent/contest shows. To win profit just for having a talent? For showing good teamwork? Without any cheating or lying? Disgraceful media. (Although they would appreciate the trick of adding a sob backstory to gain more sympathy votes)
#star trek#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#klingons#vulcans#ferengi#andorians#humans are space oddities#humans are deathworlders#humans are space australians#star trek tos#star trek ds9#star trek tng#star trek voyager
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Credit to Dominion Media Television on FB
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MIKU FOR THE KLINGON EMPIRE Commission info -> https://pickerbee.carrd.co/
#miku#hatsune miku#miku fanart#klingon#star trek#star trek tng#the next generation#star trek the next generation#worf son of mogh#fanart#picks art#my art#tng
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#star trek#star trek lower decks#beckett mariner#ma'ah#star trek lds#st lds season 5#st lds 5x04#a farewell to farms#star trek spoilers#lds spoilers#klingon#mariner x ma'ah#trekedit#*
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wish these guys had more moments together,,, maybe even a little kiss,,, it'd be so cool
#i ship these two so hard but i honestly cant remember why. i think it was the one cooking scene. it felt so domestic to me#riker making eggs that taste nasty to everyone except worf who is enjoying them like they're the best thing ever made. i love them#worfriker#worf#will riker#tng#the next generation#star trek#star trek fanart#fanart#art#and YES i gave worf a lion tail. he deserves it#i like to think klingons would add spikes and stuff to their tails if they had them. useful little weapons
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Come on Jim you keep grabbing him like that
Just kiss him already
DAMN
#well they totally kissed underwater#and when the Klingons left#spirk#space husbands#james t. kirk#spock#star trek tos#star trek the original series#k/s#kirk x spock#the naked time#operation: annihilate!#the changeling#day of the dove#star trek iv: the voyage home#star trek v: the final frontier#my gifs
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RIP Tony Todd. Portrait by dogcanjump (2012)
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