#the Croaker moment

[vergess]

this is a really really weird question but i saw a post of yours a little while ago calling the muppet joker blog performance art and i was wondering why you're so sure of that? i'm not sure either way honestly

Oh, it's really simple: I sent him various anons in various levels of "in character" and only the truly IC anons were answered, whereas meta anons like "do you take magic anons" were ignored. At the time of sending, he was only responding to a couple asks a day so it wasn't a traffic issue.

This type of filtering asks instead of shotgun blasting them indicates a "directorial" approach that makes it very obvious to long time roleplayers of all sorts, but especially those familiar with tumblr RP, exactly what is happening here.

It's a game.

It's specifically a game making fun of TIRF behaviours by having them come from an MRA rather than a RadFem.

Once you can see that, the rest of the posts become hilarious (if you're into that, which I am).

[47crows]

The “muppet joker” the CROAKER if you will is just Andrew Hussie.

He read through the monster that is ACT 5 Act 2 way too fast.

I propose he is simply cherry picking the ideal images to support this little play of his.

The writing voice between Hussie and the Croaker is similar.

We all know Hussie has a thing with muppets.

The croaker is Andrew Hussie.

[ratzmatazz]

THE MUPPET JOKER????? HELLO????????

[sennyside]

So I actually got fooled by @the-muppet-joker into thinking Brennan Lee Mulligan was involved in some controversy, and went to look it up

Here's the first result:

[salemcantupdate]

That profile picture is actually a reference to Dragon Age blood magic, a video game. It’s a fantasy rpg, not blood emo

I’m sad that they’re stealing my beloved dragon age stuff…

Oh also the evidence

This may be a weird question. But are you my coworker? Furthermore, have you placed a curse on me?

i am your coworker, but i'm not a witch and i didn't curse you!

[unmask-strange-aeons]

A guide to the Universal Truth, Strange Aeons is the Muppet Joker.

This post is long, like about 2k words.

To begin we must begin at the beginning, while my second unmask post is a bit old at this point is it still the centre of it all, every post of the muppet joker, can be traced back to this post. You can see it as the Point of return, the point where everything always goes back and connects with the rest of the Muppetsaga. Now from this post, we can connect everything I ever posted about the universal Truth. May it be about the reason as to why Athena is named like this, likes MCR and why her “real” name is Maya. The Muppet jokers, NFT HIVliving Confession can be traced back to this post. What I want to say is that this post is important to understand the universal Truth.

With that important point out of the way, lets do some history. On the 11th of July 2024, I posted my first ever Strange is the muppet joker post, THEY ARE THE SAME STRANGE AEONS IS THE MUPPET JOKER Quickly it was reblogged by the Muppet joker, with him commenting “As I have said many times before: I run almost every blog on Tumblr, including your blog, @unmask-strange-aeons. This is no secret. Please get with the times. “This ignited a fire that would never stop, new followers rushed in on mass, now that many people don’t know, is that while all of this was going down on Tumblr, I was in the strange aeons discord server, spreading the universal Truth, with many others showing interest in the Truth. Not long after I posted my @strange-aeons is the @the-muppet-joker post, the central post, which quickly gathered the attention of the People not only on Tumblr, but also on the strange discord server, where in face of this revelation, the people quickly demanded an answer of Father Strange, now importantly, she stayed quite on discord… On the Tumblr side of things, the post had taken off and quickly it was making its round in the Muppetverse.  And the Muppet Joker quickly was made aware of the post where he commented: “No one will ever believe you” now while this was going on the discord became louder and louder until Strange finally gave an answer… by commenting under my Tumblr post.

She commented the same as the muppet joker… the discord at this moment, exploded, with people’s confusion about this going wild. While all of this happened, I enacted phase 2 of my plan. You see while my first unmask post was aimed to get the universal truth to the people, it was also designed to get the interest of the muppet joker, I knew that strange would never directly talk to me about this, so my goal was to trick the muppet joker to talk to me. So, I created a fake Unmask Discord server with the goal of tricking the muppet joker into joining… which they did.

But back to Tumblr for a while, you see while all of this was going down on discord, the Tumblr post was reblogged by @statleragainstposers who reblogged saying “Intriguing... Unfortunately, I already have my theory that the Croaker is Tara Gillesbie, author of My Immortal. Although I do think that he is a fan of Mr Mrs Strange Aeons. Either way, I am glad to have another Rational Thinker in the Croakerverse. Expect to hear from me soon...“

 Which the Muppet Joker reblogged saying “A FAN????????I PUT HER IN MY DNI. I MADE A WHOLE HATEFUL CALLOUT POST. To imply that this entire time I have secretly been a fan of her content???????? WRONG AND FOOLISH. “

And after that the post exploded, having the universal truth in front of all the muppet joker followers? I gained hundreds of followers soon after.

Now we can go back to the Muppet Joker in my discord server, we had a talk, where after, he confessed of being Strange Aeons. I am in talks with the muppet joker.

And one day later something shall begin which I never escape, it’s a trend you could say, “Unmask? You want to unmask strange aeons? You first need to unmask yourself... Father Strange!” Accusing me of being Strange Aeons? A trend which should never die. Even now I am getting accused of being her. But back to the Muppet.

13th July

People begin to see the universal truth and I got asks like THIS. People came together to find gems like THIS. Or more People acknowledging the truth like THIS.

This is why @strange-aeons made a youtube video about @the-muppet-joker. It’s a post about exactly what it sounds like. This also is the begin of Strange Aeons Propaganda machine. (this will be a trend)

MORE accusations that I am Strange. This is the 2nd time.

Now for the next bit I need you all to remember that all of this started during the start of the Apartmentsaga, you know when he ran away from home and lived together with, Athena, Saga and Milton. Because Athena might just be the 2nd character in this that is most like Strange Aeons, from her love to MCR to so much more.

14th July

THIS, Which is an ask asking me if I considered that Athena is much like Andy Blake from Stranges, 2 Videos (The Historic Fandom Schemes Of BitOfEarth.net and Thanfiction & The Cult of DAYD) which would be far from the last time that Athena would fit into Character of the Strange Canon nor of Strange herself.

16th July

THIS is a quick summary of all the Strange Canon that was utilised in the Creation of the croaker Movement.  

17th July. The Glass of Blood

Now I will talk about this “Glass of Blood” a bit.

1st The glass of blood is just a “I am not Okay” reference 2nd . In THIS post and THIs I basically debunked the entire “glass of Blood business.

18th July, is it Blood? NO!

THIS, is about why it can’t be blood in that glass.

19th JulyTHIS, someone pointed out that all the reddit posts sound the same, and the Muppet Commented:

20th July, my first art about this situation.

THIS, is the first but most importantly not the last art piece about the universal truth.

27th july, more accusations

THIS, the 3rd time I was accused in my asks of being Strange Aeons.

31st july, I made a Discord. THIS now the new discord age is a long one, with a lot of things happening… Stuff that I havnt yet even mentioned on Tumblr. And I will tell all of you now. First off all soon after creating this the Muppet Joker Joined with THIS

Now the Muppet Joined and soon after began to spam my discord… so I put him into Time Out, so unable to write in the discord he sent me an ask instead which lead to me getting spammed that way soon after. THIS is the post.

Now with all the Muppet of that day out of the way, lets talk more about the discord server, it grew, and soon many interesting people joind the discord, from muppet followers to… Strange Aeons Patreons? Yes, some of Strange Aeons Patreons came over to my Server and declared: we are to help you. Does this could as a civil war inside of the strange Empire? I do Hope it does. There help would come to my benefit from time to time again. While Strange had her Empire, I began to grow the unmask Realm, but more to that later because that’s spoiler.

2nd august, another confession.

THIS, this is his 2nd confession about being Strange Aeons. Which he confessed in my discord.  He also reblogged that post saying THIS.

5th August, The Dashcon battle

THIS, its just me talking about the Dashcon battle… not particular important to yet.

6th August, more art.

THIS just me doing art.

7th August, I made a Tumblr community

THIS, come on in and join. Nothing relative important happened in that one so far… but it will come up in the end.

16th August, me trying to explain my understanding of the Strange Empire

THIS Its me trying to explain Stranges Empire, which she uses to create and hold the Muppetverse together.

17th August Tumblr live Turned Strange?

THIS, Strange talks about how Tumblr live would turn her into the joker… THIS 4th time of getting accused of being Strange Aeons.

24th August, Athena

THIS is the start of me dissecting Athena because she just has that many references to the Strange Canon.

25th August

THIS is the 5th time I am getting accused of being Strange/the Muppet Joker

8th September

THIS more Athena/Maya business, talking about her connections to my immortal, MCR and Tradwifes.

22nd September, HIVliving

THIS, and THAT the HIVliving references are just off the charts.  

8th November, strange brings out her Apartment saga Video

I went wild with this one. THAT she Stole MY name for it!

9th November, more stuff about her new video.

But before that, THIS, is the 6th time of my getting accuse of being Strange Aeons, now back to the Video. THIS is an ask asking me if Strange knows about my existence, which yes. THIS, is Stranges Statement about us, its here that her propaganda machine really takes off, what she is saying is “I couldn’t be that muppet joker, I am just a fan” what she is doing is “Look at this, don’t look at that”

19th October

THIS I tried to do a Strange apocalypse… it went meh.

20th October

THIS, is posted by Strange Aeons, her saying that “The croaker will be resurrected. Like Christ himself. I dare say.“ This is important.

23rd October

THIS and THAT, basically strange “predicted” that the Muppet Would come back like Jesus… What she is saying is “I have the script would you like to know what will happen?”

2nd November

THIS, someone said the Muppet is Anthony Padilla, he isn’t.

8th November

THIS, Strange wishes herself a happy birthday. Also THIS USA election Joke.

12th November

THIS, is the 7th time of me getting accused of being Strange.

17th November

THIS, is the Muppet DNI now allowing Strange to watch… but the wording of it is… weird.

22nd November, Bethany

THIS and THAT basically Strange is Bethany and it’s so obvious.

So where does this leave us? The Muppet Joker confessed 2 times of being Strange. Strange “predicted” Cough Spoiled cough the resurrection of the Muppet Joker like Jesus. She isn’t even hiding it anymore.

Now I could go on and on about this I have made 170 posts about this. If I say I could go on for weeks about this, I mean. But I have noticed that many people want to get into this and just don’t know where to start so here have a list.

Strange Aeons is the Muppet Joker, pass it on.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

I know the usual role swap AU has Marcy in Wartwood, Anne in Toad Tower and Sasha in Newtopia but I think it's be hilarious to see Sasha in Wartwood, Marcy in Toad Tower and Anne in Newtopia.

Andrias encourages Anne's worst vices, her selfishness and laziness. He just gives her a room and infinite money and lets her do whatever she wants, facing no consequences for her actions whatsoever because all Andrias cares about is using her as bait for her two more competente friends to come looking for. Only thing in her favor is that she DOES have the Calamity Box, which she gives to Andrias without question as soon as he promises to send her back home. Problem is that it's uncharged, and Anne at this point is too useless to do anything about it, so he, alongside Lady Olivia, have to keep up with this spoiled brat, forcing fake smiles and praying that her friends show up soon. He even sends Yunnan to go find them, because this weird annoying alien kid is causing disasters in the city every two days and all Andrias can think about is "jeez now I remember why I never had children".

Marcy in Toad Tower has a very Entrapta-Hordak kind of relationship with Grime (without the romance) in the sense that she's too enthralled by the wonders of Amphibia to be scared. She might not have the social abilities Sasha has but she DOES have an extensive knowledge of Age of Empires types of games, her strategies are UNMATCHED. While she is terrified during the first two weeks, while she's locked in a cell (this is NOT what her isekai fantasy looked like in her head), she soon proves her usefulness when she yells strategic advice from behind bars, demanding to be let out because she NEEDS to be in that war meeting! That strategy won't work! She saw it in an a dozen different animes, she knows how this ends! Though she's not very aware of the brutal reality of Toad Tower - she really just thinks she ended up with a cool warrior order she's helping defeat their enemies.

But Sasha in Wartwood takes the cake. If she ends up with the Plantars like Anne, she's an absolute menace for Sprig and Polly because she's one hell of a bad influence. Hop Pop takes it as a challenge - he thinks she wants to force him to kick her out, and he won't give her what she wants! Plus he's very aware of the ways in which she tries to manipulate his grandchildren and he won't allow it! Every time she gets them in trouble on purpose she has to do a full day of farm work, or to clean Bessie's stables. It's his way of telling her he can see straight through her bullshit and he won't tolerate it. If she wants to turn his kids into little delinquents she will have to get through him first! She probably becomes closer to Polly than Sprig, Sprig being a bit too much of a goody two shoes to follow half of her plans, while Polly is a natural troublemaker that joins in to whatever mischief Sasha comes up with. Though seeing Polly, a small child, continue to get in trouble and suffer the consequences for Sasha's actions, kind of triggers her more protective insticts. The moment Hop Pop realized she was making progress was when he saw her admit, in front of the whole town, that she was responsible for whatever trouble they had earlier, and she only did that because she felt responsible for Polly.

Btw she gets sooooo irrationally mad when Hop Pop gets a girlfriend and encourages Sprig's frustration, whispering like a devil in his ear that this is how it starts: first he gets a girlfriend, then you stop being his priority and suddenly he has new kids and a new family and you're not part of it. Trust me, buddy, single dads getting girlfriends is bad news. We should push her into the river!

Though I do wonder if it'd be even funnier if she ended up with someone you would never expect, like Mrs. Croaker. This old woman has her clean and cook for her all day long while complaining that she's doing everything wrong but she's the only person in town who lets her crash in her couch so it's her fucking snow white arc or getting eaten by a giant mantis.

As expected, Toad Tower and Newtopia makes the girls worse while Wartwood makes them better. While Marcy is kept in the dark and used for her intelligence to commit war crimes and Anne is allowed to be even more selfish and useless, Sasha becomes incredibly protective of her new family and this little town that suddenly looks to her to keep them safe and provide.

[themuppetarchives]

hi, do you know which numbers are available to take for a new member of the Croaker Brotherhood?

Hello anon. To my knowledge, the current Brotherhood numbers are: #1 : @muppetjokernumberonefan

#2: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

#3: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

#4: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

#5: @muppetjokernumberfivefan #5B: @muppetjokerfannumberfive #6: @muppetjokerfannumbersix

#7: @muppetjokernumber7fan

#8: VACANT

#9: VACANT

#10: VACANT

#11: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

#12: @12thmuppetjokerfan

#13: VACANT

#14: VACANT

#15: VACANT

#16: @themuppetjokernumber16fan To my knowledge, those are the current sequential Brotherhood accounts. Non-sequential accounts include:

#57: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

#69: @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan #69B: @muppetjokerfan69

#114: @muppetjokerfan114

#420: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

#911: @muppetjokerfanumbernineandeleven

#IDK: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

#Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Finally, there are the non-numbered Brotherhood members, which include 1 :

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@iluvthemuppetjoker

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetstrider

@r0l0way

@iluvthecroaker

I believe that is all at present, though there are more with every moment. I will attempt to keep this list current as a reference resource.

1 @ilovegayvampires . (2024, June 8). Current Players in Muppet Joker lore  [Post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/ilovegayvampires/752733856621330432/current-players-in-muppet-joker-lore

[cloneb]

WOOOOOOO!! GOOD GRACES WITH OUR LORD THE CROAKER!!!!

gift to atone for my sins

I have been expecting this. Very well, I forgive you, Cloneb.

[balmora-citizen]

More Sasha in newtopia thoughts: the newt moms

How would Sasha and Yunan get along?Would Sasha be automatically be annoyed by the general, because they are too similar? Yunan definitely would have a problem with someone stealing her thunder. Manipulation wise Sasha could play her like a fiddle.

Although I like to think they would get along like a house on fire (well actually several houses but no one could prove anything...)

All of newtopia is like:

Sasha might even have her own "Mrs. Croaker moment" (she is everything I want to be)

and she would be so nosy about yulivia. you can't tell me you're friends with Marcy and Anne and don't contract "shippingbrain", she is a suspicon island fan after all.

As for Olivia it might get of to a rocky start. A strict, kind of stuck up adult, who values appearances and rules and has a "juice" problem? That sounds a lot like I imagine Mr. and Mrs. Waybrigth. Sasha probably detest her at first but changes her mind over time since, unlike her human parents, Olivia is genuine. Sasha also very likely gets to see Olivia maul a would be assassin with her heels and some hidden dagger at some point and gains a lot of respect for Olivia (Yay. bonding with your mom over shared interests. hidden blades and excessive violence...)

Since Andrias could fool Olivia, I assume Sasha is also able to keep up a facade around her. Olivia would probably be pretty impressed with Sashas diplomatic skills (motherly validation? completely new emotions that Sasha REFUSES to analyse) what Olivia wouldn't like is all the political upheaval her prodigy causes. lots of juice sessions probably...

Seeing an older lesbian couple would very likely lead to Sasha having to deal with some Realisations of her own(I assume she didn't know she was bi pre amphibia) . good for her.

and then Sashas coup...

She leaves Yulivia in the dark. They are too loyal and supposed to be kept out of harms way. This is Sashas one single plan she fails with every time (reunion, true colors) "I know best and they will have to understand"

lots of betrayal, heartbrake and anger. True colors light.

After Sasha went underground we have Olivia cougth between two loyaltys, reluctantly playing informant for Sashas cult/criminal network, despite feeling let down and betrayed but still wanting to protect her daughter. Yunan sees things much simpler and is on the hunt for the traitor. she is not very good at it but there are some dramatic figth scenes in the sewers that reenforce Sashas view on needing to keep people that are close to her under control at all times to prevent situations like with Yunan in the future.

[muppet-meddler]

You May Call Me Kanaya.

While I Do Not Necessarily "Kin" Her, I Do Feel A Strong Connection To Her Character, As I Hold Much In Common With Her. Perhaps That's What Kinning Is, At It's Core. Much To Consider.

Much Like Kanaya, I Enjoy Sewing And Fiber Crafts, Am A Virgo, Enjoy The Color Green, Imagine Sawing My Enemies In Half, Am In A Long Term Queer Relationship That Began Online And Long Distance, And Often Meddle In Matters That Aren't Necessarily My Business.

Really, The Resemblance Is Uncanny.

For Clarity, While I Consider Myself To Be A Member Of The Brotherhood, I Am Not Fond Of Partaking In Religious Fanaticism.

And No, My Vampirism Does Not Make Me Affiliated With The Religion Of Emo. I Practice Ethical Vampirism.

The Brotherhood Has Seen The Rise And Fall Of Many Emotionally Charged Movements, Only For Views To Shift Gears In Mere Moments. I Intend To Report On These Happenings, Not Necessarily Partake.

At Times, I May Write On Viewpoints Of The Croaker Or Other Such Members That Contradict My Own, Or Others That I Have Posted. This Is At It's Core A Collection Of Ponderings, Not A Manifesto.

My DNI Consists Only Of TERFs And Other Forms Of Bigotry.

All Viewpoints Of The Brotherhood Are Welcome To Be Voiced On This Blog. Pro And Anti Croaker, Skeptics And Believers, Followers And Haters Alike.

However, Slurs, Racism, Transphobia, Homophobia, Zionism, And Other Sentiments Of Predjudice Will Not Be Tolerated Or Given Platform.

I Will Let The Contents Of This Blog Evolve Organically, But I Have A Few Ideas On Where I Would Like For It To Go.

Some Ideas Are As Follows:

The Brunt Of My Work Is Hopefully To Be A Platform For Interviews, Theories, And Musings From The Masses. I Would Like To Be A Mouthpiece For Lurkers Who Wish To Not Unmask Themselves, And Shed A Spotlight Onto Prominent Brotherhood Figures Who Wish To Speak Openly. Perhaps Even The Croaker herself.

In True Auspististic Fashion, I Hope To Be A Bridge Or A Mediatory Presence. I Have Noticed What Seems To Be An "In" Group And An "Out" Group, And While The Brotherhood Has Been Welcoming To Myself And Others, I Understand The Nervousness That Comes With Speaking To Some Members Directly.

Requested Research Topics. There Are Many Events, Seemingly Disjointed, That May Be Confusing Or Daunting To A Newcomer That May Be Commonly Referenced. If You Have An Inquiry On Brotherhood History, Ask And I Will Do The Research For You. There Are Many Blogs Of Which To Keep Track, And I Have My Ways In Finding Answers For You.

A "Daily Digest" Of Sorts, Not Necessarily Always Daily, Of Notable Happenings Within The Movement.

Backlog Summarizations Of Major Events And Connections. I Have Been Lurking Since April, And Joining Only Recently In The Open Means There Is Much To Be Notated. I Do Not Mean To Step On Other Croaker Archive Blogs' Toes- But Rather Provide Supplemental Material And My Own Work.

With All Of That Out Of The Way... Where Shall We Begin?

[statleragainstposers]

Here I am, blogging on Tumblr dot com, when I look up from my screen in a moment of impulse, only to gaze into the eyes of my Kermit Plush, staring into my soul as I type.

The catalyst of my manifestations, purchased in an act of hatred, now peering at my very being through selfish eyes, eyes of another now lost...

It makes my genius mind step away from rational thought, if only for a moment, and makes me think:

"Who am I?"

Am I adversary to the Croaker? But he is not unlike me in a way.

Am I a paragon of justice? But the Croaker faces hardship far greater than I.

Am I a genius? But there is much I do not know.

My Kermit is intact. His is not. I am oblivious to Homestuck. He is not. I seek absolute truth. He does not.

Questions without answers, answers without meaning, words without purpose. Did Kermit glimpse into the nature of my soul? Or perhaps... he merely made me aware of it...

[croaker-explained]

dropping by to say hi, I loved the Kermiad, and I've been off Tumblr for a bit, what on earth is going on with the Croaker and his roommates atm? You seemed like the best person to ask.

thank you! I plan on having an in depth explanation with a proper timeline of the roommates in my part 2, but this is the rough explanation (which became a tad longer than expected)

Kermit's been in communication with the coven for about a month or two total, but moved in finally after the fight at dennys was supposed to take place. He never arrived at dennys because his mother brought him to an evangelical church, and got him in church therapy. he left a little over two week ago during the night in secret.

selection of the covens rules:

no non-MCR music, it impedes the spirit of gerard way in athena

no italian food allowed (if you are caught youre punished)

sage will drive you one way, but youre on your own on the way back

Our cast:

athena (mydarlingathena)- thanfiction-esque. Is possessed by gerard way, is a vampire and drinks milton and sages blood. Athena the vessel is responsible for kermits invite, not gerard. Eats flies [children of the rot] harvested from the carcass in the closet. Sleeps in a bed

sage (minuseyes) - big into cannibalism and raw meat. Older sibling to Milton. Makes art and likes french poetry. Was athena's first convert and manages the budget. She spends all the money on meat and incense. Has a job, owns the car. Sleeps on the counch

[ham]milton (lifedoesntdiscriminate) - a struggling theatre kid trying to repent and become emo. The second convert that had to be broken by Athena, and tastes better than sage. Some guy really wants him in an apple costume. Originally seemed the most normal, then turned out he was lying about being an orphan. Runs the etsy. Sleeps in the closet.

recap:

Croaker has struggled since moving into the apartment, because there is a deficit in blankets and he has had to sleep under athenas bed in a cold room (or gerard way) without a blanket. Kermit dissapeared, and the croaker couldnt find him anywhere, even when he broke back into his mothers house.

When the three roommates did their "roommate bonding activity/ritual" tmj took this oppurtunity to masturbate, but jerked off too loud and caught their ire. This is when athena said she had to break him. Tmj since then has had to clean up the whole apartment (-the closet), clean with his toothbrush [he doesnt own one, so he used miltons], and is being sleep deprived by athena.

around this time, he also revealed his dark eve kin, and was assigned mentally sound by his tharapist.

a lot of the roommate deal came to a head when kermit was fed fly cookies as punishment, which he did not take well. This caused him to do vriska mode and piss all over the counters. Sage is punished for the consequences of kermits revenge -- a dead fly (the angel) on the countertop athena coveted disappeared. Sage is moved to the closet and milton takes the couch.

after convincing, tmj enters the closet of the rot, which smelt so bad milton would always be on the verge of vommiting. She observed a 24h moment of silence because of how foul it was. There was another bag in the rot bucket. This according to milton, was "kermits proxy". Kermit the frog was inside the bag. Tmj discovered miltons blog and learned they stole kermit and went "crime mode". He did something to milton. We do not know what happened. At this point in time, kermit is in rough shape, with the damage done by equus tmj to his eyes exacerbated by maggots.

there are images of the rot on milton and kermits blog, and it is an astronomical amount of maggots. The apartment is generally very unclean, and has an extreme mold problem.

Edit: since writing this, Kermit stabbed athena to kill gerard way, athena and sage burned tmj's kermit plushie at a local graveyard, and have been evicted from their apartment. Karmit has returned to his mothers house, bringing milton with him.

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Alright, things should be far enough along now that I can finally spill the beans. Olipop has been up to something, tampering with cans, sending moles to meet us in the astral plane, I had to figure out more. I sent Tav on a decoy mission with Denise (wouldn't have been my first pick but it was their call) to break into an olipop warehouse. while whatever entity is truly behind olipop goes to investigate, and fireworks to cover me I'll be able to break into that shed of a headquarters and (presumably) rescue the croaker! Yes yes I know I'm a gengus hold your applause. I'll be returning home any moment now, and I'll update you from there. Wish me luck on my mission >;]

[the-elmo-batman]

When are you going to fight the croaker / muppet joker? Possibly at dashcon 2? Or do you have another plan?

The very MOMENT I see that fucker anywhere

The streets

The sheets

Dashcon 2

ANYWHERE

That froggy ass is mine and no other vigilante can have it!

[weebz182]

Infinity Nikki -Version 1.1 [Shooting Star Season] | [Lucky Fishing Day] Event Details 💫

-Every Shooting Star Season in Wishfield brings an abundance of Ribbon Eels to the rivers near Breezy Meadow.

-Florawish has organized [Lucky Fishing Day], a special event where participants can try their luck at catching the rare Pink Ribbon Eel, which is said to bring fortune and good luck!

[Lucky Fishing Day] Event Overview

🎣Event Duration

Server Opening on December 29th, 2024 - January 23rd, 2025, 12:49:59 (UTC-7)

🎣Participation Conditions

Complete the main quest [Go to the Dream Warehouse!] to unlock

🎣Event Quests

Participate in "Lucky Moments" and "Fun Encounters" during the event to earn rewards, including [Diamonds] and [Title: Only the Willing].

"Lucky Moments" features three world quests: [Mystery of the Lake Monster], [Friendship is Bubbling!], and [Bad Luck, Good Luck].

"Fun Encounters" features three random quests: [Ribbon Eel Exchange], [Lucky Pink Ribbon Eel], and [Kindled Inspiration: Lucky Clothing].

🎣Map Bonus

Throughout Lucky Fishing Day, Pink Ribbon Eels can be found in the waters, from the Leisureely Anglers to the Swan Gazebo.

Stylists who catch Pink Ribbon Eels can exchange them with Mitcheli for [Diamonds] and other rewards.

A Croaker will be waiting on a lotus leaf boat near the Leisureely Anglers. Hop on to go fishing at the center of the lake!

Stylists, this Shooting Star Season, try your luck at fishing in the waters of Wishfield! (ゝ∀･)！

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