#the 100 kink meme

[gaylactic-fire]

The amount of things I had to unlearn from growing up on Deviantart is insane in retrospect

[adamastache]

Weekly Challenge - Introspective Drabble

It's been a Monday, ya'll. Let's forget about the rest of the week and write some kink!

Excerpt from the prompt below, this one runs all week folks:

Write a 100-word drabble inside one of the character's heads, describing their feelings and emotions about all that just happened. Maybe it's right after a deeply intense lovemaking session, or an uncharacteristically rough and wild romp in the back room. Maybe it's the morning after, waking up in their bed. Maybe it was incredible and your character's floating in good vibes...or perhaps it actually wasn't good at all and there's some regret in there. Was there anything left unsaid? Are they internalizing their newfound kink?

If you find yourself enjoying this challenge, or have a crazy cool idea for another one, let me know! We can start doing a fun little challenge like this during the weeks and still do the bigger weekend kinks too

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Kirk/Spock - Phone sex!

Maybe one of them is planet-side, the other on board the Enterprise? Whoever starts it is up to you, anon ;D (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: anonymous

Archive Link

[vorkosigankinkmeme]

Gregor/Cavilo

it would probably be a canon divergence AU where Miles's plans in Vor Game don't work out and Gregor spends a lot more time in Cavilo's power. An exploration of that dynamic without there necessarily being any in-story relief for Gregor, and/or he has to break himself out.

Parallels to Kareen's situation with Serg a bonus.

DNW -Gregor/Cavilo endgame, although an open ending is okay

[confessurship2]

Can we bring all of these back and actually use em?

Fandom – A community of fans dedicated to a particular show, book, game, or other media.

Canon – Official material from the creators.

Fanon – Widely accepted fan-created ideas that aren’t official.

Headcanon – A personal interpretation or belief about a character or story.

Meta – Analysis or deep discussion about a fandom.

OTP (One True Pairing) – A fan’s favorite romantic pairing.

NOTP – A ship someone strongly dislikes.

BROTP – A favorite platonic pairing (friendship OTP).

OT3/OT4/etc. – A favorite polyamorous ship.

Shipping – Supporting a particular romantic pairing.

Crack Ship – A bizarre or nonsensical ship.

Rarepair – A ship that is not very popular.

Fanfic (Fanfiction) – A story written by fans about existing characters.

Drabble – A very short fanfic, often 100 words.

Oneshot – A single-chapter fanfic.

Multi-chap – A multi-chapter fanfic.

AU (Alternate Universe) – A fanfic setting that deviates from canon.

Fix-it Fic – A fanfic that rewrites canon events to "fix" something.

PWP (Plot? What Plot?) – A fic that focuses mostly on smut or fluff with minimal plot.

Fluff – Soft, happy, feel-good fanfic.

Angst – Emotional, sad, or dramatic fanfic.

Hurt/Comfort – A fic where a character suffers but is comforted.

Smut – Explicit sexual content in fanfic.

Lemon/Lime – Old-school terms for sexual fanfiction (lemon = explicit, lime = suggestive).

Mary Sue/Gary Stu – A perfect, often self-insert, character.

Self-Insert (SI) – A fic where the author inserts themselves into the story.

OC (Original Character) – A fan-created character.

Flame War – A heated online argument.

Flamer – Someone who aggressively criticizes or trolls.

Canon Divergent – A fanwork that starts canon-accurate but changes events.

Spoiler – Revealing key plot points.

Yaoi/Yuri – Old terms for male/male (yaoi) or female/female (yuri) ships.

Slash – Fanfiction that focuses on same-gender romantic pairings.

Het – Heterosexual relationships in fanfiction.

Crossover – A fanwork combining multiple fandoms.

OOC (Out of Character) – A character acting in a way that doesn’t fit canon.

IC (In Character) – A character behaving true to their canon personality.

Kink Meme – A forum or post where fans request and write fic based on specific kinks.

Roleplay (RP) – Acting out characters in a story collaboratively.

TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read) – A short summary of a long post.

Wall of Text – A long, unbroken block of text.

Lurker – Someone who reads but doesn’t participate.

DeviantArt Syndrome – Overly dramatic or cringey fan behavior, often involving OCs.

Narm – A scene that’s meant to be serious but ends up unintentionally funny.

Bashfic – A fanfic written to attack or mock a character.

Sue-fic – A fanfic centered around an overpowered Mary Sue.

LJ-cut – A feature on LiveJournal that hides long posts behind a clickable link.

Squick – Something that personally makes a fan uncomfortable but isn’t inherently bad.

Troll – Someone who posts inflammatory content to provoke reactions.

Edgelord – Someone who tries too hard to be dark and shocking.

🩷

[immortalityforthegoddess]

𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐍𝐚.

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆!

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 😶

𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨!

𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥:

-Jaegyeon is a lot more quite and reserved around you. It's because he trusts you.

-Jaegyeon isn't a fan of PDA, holding hands is as far as he'll go. At home it's a completely different story.

-Jaegyeon likes dying his hair different colors and often asks you for your opinion.

-Jaegyeon is surprisingly a good cook but hates the after math of aka, the dishes. So to compromise, he cooks and you clean.

-Jaegyeon spends most of his time working on his car or on his phone doing god knows what.

-Not to say he doesn't spend time with you, because whenever ever he has a free moment or day, it's gonna be with you.

-He likes buying you expensive jewelry and clothes.

-Jaegyeon is a dog person any day of the week.

-like I said man isn't big on PDA but if he notices someone checking you out, he'll put his hand around your waist. Glaring at the dude.

-No surprise, Jaegyeon is a good looking man, a very good looking man, so it's no surprise when different women come up and ask for his number with or without you right there and his answer is the same every time. "Am taken."

-Jaegyeon likes it when you sit on his lap. It's nice to be chilling and have you on his lap kissing his neck and playing with his hair.

-You trust each other completely. Both have to passwords to each other's phones and computer's, etc. He randomly will come up to you and ask to use it. Or if it's just sitting somewhere random, he'll still just use it.

-Jaegyeon LOVES to cuddle. Laying in bed after a difficult day with you in his arms, is like heaven to this man.

-He absolutely loves it when you wear his clothes, especially when it's just one of his T-shirts and panties.

-Jaegyeon will send random dog memes through out the day.

-It's his life's mission to at the very least make you laugh twice a day no matter what.

-There really is no arguing with him. If he's wrong he's wrong and let's it go. But if he's right, he makes that very clear and doesn't just let it go.

-He's very chill, all your friends like him, funny, calm, sweet, handsome...rich AF.

-Will drive you where ever you need to go, no matter how far. Will cancel his own plans to make sure you get somewhere.

-Is very supportive, of anything you do as long as it's safe.

-he's at least a foot or two taller than you.

-Doesn't really do good with emotion, so when you have a hard day, he'll just sit there and let you cry, scream, talk, sob anything to make you feel batter.

-Will NEVER admit this but he loves you more than his car.

𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 (𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚):

-Jaegyeon is Huge to put it simply. 13 inches, maybe even 14.

-Jaegyeon loves bathing with you. He'll touch you a lot, mainly your boobs.

-incase you didn't get the hint, is a boobies type man, 100%.

-will fuck you front or back, doesn't matter to him.

-you will randomly just wear a large oversized shirt and panties, he takes the chance to bend you over something and slip his dick inside your velvet walls.

-He loves to randomly come up to you and have a quicky or straight up puts his finger inside you.

-100% has a daddy kink without a doubt.

-He loves breeding you, he wants to be a dad someday.

-let's you bounce on him as much as you need or want. Loves seeing your titties bounce up and down when you do.

-Will only do toys just to tease the fucking hell out of you.

-When he's behind or in front, he will spread your ass cheeks or pussy folds to see where you and him connect.

-Is very rough, dirty talks a lot. Also teases a lot.

-Loves watching you touch yourself, weather it's playing with your own boobs or fingering yourself, he loves it all.

-has videos of your playing with yourself or him fucking you. He'll play the video to hear your moans as he touches himself when he is away.

-has hundreds of nudes of you, naked or some type of sexy clothing.

-Will randomly when your napping or sleeping, take off all your clothes, including panties and bras and take pitchers of your naked exposed sleeping body. He'll also touch you or himself. You know of this and are okay with it. You do the same, you also have quite a few dick pics.

-has video cameras in the restroom, you know this. So when you take a bath you'll touch yourself and maon, he'll will either be on the other side watching, or playing with himself or just go into the restroom and hump you.

-Will randomly slap your ass through out the day.

-when ever you fight and he's just done, he'll pull up a video of your touching yourself to fluster the hell out of you and it works everytime.

-will respect your boundaries if you say no, but at times he might not.

-Will randomly, when he's mad or just having a bad day, come up to you and grab your hair pulling you down, he'll undo his belt and take his dick out, slipping it into your mouth.

[iskinpeople]

Here's Kenny McCormick NSFW and SFW headcannons <3

NOTE: We all know how Kenny is, the SFW might be shorter than the NSFW😭

Fanart Links!: https://pin.it/2o34dVSqB https://pin.it/47C0E9Lib

Kenny McCormick x GN!Reader (Also mostly fem...)

SFW -

Also a big cuddler!

Let's you wear his Parka around

He feeds you despite being poor but you pay him and his siblings back by giving them food

His mom really loves you but his dad is mif. He thinks your using his son for something

Kisses you all the time

When he FINALLY intoduced you to his siblings, Karen loved you and Kevin was surprisingly okay with you. He was happy Kenny found someone so kind and brought them food. Karen was happy her brother loved someone and brought her toys and did her hair

He pulls your hair for no reason, not in a painful way but a little tug

Normally females would do this but Kenny leaves his stuff around your room, he wants to remind you of him <3

Has polaroid pictures of you two around his room

When he finally gets a phone, you are his wallpaper and lockscreen, you two also share matching pfps

Constantly texts you memes

Also constantly texts his friends about you

Neck kisses during cuddles

He takes you to watch the sunset at Starks Pond

NSFW -

He collects your panties 100%

You know those polaroid pictures? Yeah he's got one of you two having sex in his wallet

He praises but also degrades, "You're such a good slut" "Taking me so well you fucking whore"

He's not so loud but he's not quiet

He growls in your ear

He also likes when you're in his shirt or parka with nothing else under, turns him on

Has snuck you over to fuck on his bed

He moans your name

Please moan his!!! He loves it so much

Rough but slow

He's into very kinky shit

Cowgirl is his favorite position

Major breeding kink

Roleplay

Has fucked you at your parents place in the next room they were in

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman

MASTERLIST☆

[greml1nb0i]

As a small creator who wants to get off the ground, one of the general rules to developing a project is to NOT INSERT YOUR FETISHES! Not only would you be making your audience uncomfortable, but you’d become the butt of a joke as well. If VivziePop wants to prove she cares about queer rep, then she shouldn’t treat it like an animated yaoi fanfic from the early 2010s! This is why “If [*insert media here*] was written by VivziePop” is a meme!

congrats on trying to get your project off the ground. I know that can be a struggle in of itself. good luck with it.

you are 100%right though. There's absolutely no need for Viv to be inserting her fetishes and kinks in her show. It honestly kinda sick, but in a bad way kinda sick. grody.

[gerec]

Do you have any canon movie fics to recommend? (could be canon divergence too)

the best ones of course

Hi Anon,

It's impossible to define 'best ones' when it comes to fic as everyone has their own set of preferences but I'm happy to share some of my personal favourites. :D And this list barely scratches the surface of all the incredible fic we've been blessed with in this fandom so def. do your own search on ao3 and filter for your preferred tropes! Also, feel free to check out some of my previous fic recs posts on my blog for more options! Happy reading!

XMFC

never too late to be who you might have been by acetamide Erik wakes suddenly and takes a deep breath, and realises that there is nothing.

Replay by SlightWeasel (series) After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence.Charles knows that Erik has always loved him, and intends to use this knowledge + sex to seduce Erik away from his ideals in his youth.There’s no way this well-thought-out, sensible, debugged and 100% bulletproof plan can possibly go wrong.

When We Two Parted by nekosmuse At the end of X3, a still depowered Erik travels back in time to meet 1962 Charles. Cue angst, desperate kissing and happy endings for all. Written for the x-men kink meme.

Lucid Dreaming by listerinezero Magneto finds himself in 1962, on the morning they go to Cuba, in the bed of the young Charles who’d spent months letting him think they were in love before breaking his heart. But he is not the same man he was forty years earlier, and as he gets to know young Charles again, he discovers that things might not have been exactly the way he remembered them after all.

Time to Grow by zarah5 In which you'll find chess dates which aren't dates (or maybe Charles is wrong about that). -- Based on First Class, this turns (slightly) AU during the beach scene.

Not Half As Blinding by keire-ke Cuban beach AU. Charles discovers that death does, in fact, solve everything.

Blood and Steel and Miles Between by dreamlittleyo (Post-movie AU.) On a beach in Cuba, Charles manages to talk Erik down from the edge. But even after the missiles have been diverted, compromise is impossible. There are two different futures to build, and Erik and Charles will always be separated by their principles. But when Charles is kidnapped and the X-Men can't find him, Erik will get him back no matter the consequences.

Homecoming by nekosmuse Five years after they part ways on a beach in Cuba, Charles sends a telepathic message: We are under attack.. Erik drops everything to rush to Charles' side. In which battles are fought, war is avoided, a middle ground is found, and happily ever afters do exist.

how near to fairyland by ikeracity Since childhood, Charles has kept all the things he can't let go of in a beautiful room in his head. Cuba brings his precarious balancing act crashing down.

The Line in the Sand by ikeracity The CIA agents on the base are bullying the children, mocking them for their mutations. Charles will not tolerate it.

DOFP

Hope by daymarket  A near-decade of hatred can't be wiped out with a single summer, no matter how eventful that summer might be. When Erik shows up uninvited at the mansion, Charles is just barely civil enough to not throw him out, but that doesn't mean he'll let him stay.

Mile High by cygnaut There’s only so much time you can spend sublimating your emotions into chess.

Spark Me Up by blarfkey “This is Erik raw. This is Erik lost. This is Erik looking at Charles like he is the only piece of wreckage in a vast ocean. The only star in the sky.

And such a look does things to Charles.”

After ten years, they are both starving for each other.

XMA

third time's the charm by Gerec XMA ficlets and missing scenes

Regrets by SlightWeasel After Apocalypse, Charles and Erik sleep together—but it’s way too soon for Erik.

as it arcs towards the sun by pearl_o

night by night by pearl_o

things worth fearing by pearl_o

Dark Phoenix

After the End of the World (One Bad Day) by kianspo Set during and immediately after the events of X-Men: Dark Phoenix. Everyone deals with the aftermath of Jean's transformation and everything that comes with it in their own way. Could there be found a measure of peace and happiness after everything they've lost?

Never a Place by kianspo It takes some getting used to. Charles hasn’t seen Erik cheerful, actually cheerful without a homicidal intent of some sort in a very long time—perhaps never. Or. Charles takes Erik up on his offer while trying to process everything. Erik is remarkably patient until he isn't.

rue de la paix by Ireliss Post Dark Phoenix. Charles, Erik, and the winding road towards peace.

The First Move by TurtleTotem Charles and Erik live together now, in Genosha. They get up together, spend the day together. And then... go to sleep in their separate beds.

Charles is going quietly crazy.

[metalbvcky]

Stucky Reclist | Summer Reading Bingo

This summer I made it a goal of mine to read several fics, like library reading challenges as a kid, and four months later I made a blackout! I’ve compiled all the works together with links, ratings, tags, and word counts. Each fic contains different genres/tropes/AUs and authors with various abilities of weaving their words.

Thanks to @ficreadingchallenge for hosting this event!

Meow | Teen+ | 4,372 (1/1) | leveragehunters

Square #1: pets Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Magical Realism, Cats, Ghosts, Happy Ending

23 Reasons I Want to Marry Steve Rogers | Gen | 764 (1/1) | FanFicAddict7

Square #2: remix fic pair Tags: No Plot/Plotless, Remix, Marriage Proposal, buzzfeed article, Journalist Bucky, Fluff

in the morning i'll be sober and you'll still be mine | Teen+ | 2,240 (1/1) | mcwho

Square #3: author's oldest fic Tags: Drunken Confessions, Kissing, Shameless Steve Rogers, Light Angst

What We Overheard | Mature | 2,015 (1/1) | Defiler_Wyrm

Square #4: secret relationship Tags: World War II, Period-Typical Homophobia, Secret Relationship, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Mentions of Historical Racism

Who we are | Explicit | 6,186 (4/4) | Late_to_party_81

Square #5: multichapter fic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Daddy Kink, Daddy Dom Steve Rogers, Sub Bucky Barnes

Painterly | Explicit | 8,463 (1/1) | avintagekiss24

Square #6: high school/college AU Tags: Gratuitous Smut, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Artist Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - College/University, Jock Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates

finding our way back | Mature | 40k+ (series of oneshots) | brambleberet

Square #7: part of a challenge or event Tags: Domestic Discipline, Spanking, Dom Steve, Sub Bucky

when and where our eyes meet | Explicit | 2,518 (1/1) | luninosity

Square #8: happy ending Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied Sexual Contact

now we’re cookin’ with gas | Explicit | 7,103 (1/1) | angeleyeavenue

Square #9: slow burn Tags: Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Chef Bucky Barnes, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers

Dream Daddy | Explicit | 108,071 (29/29) | JBankai89

Square #10: longfic (>25000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Steve, Sugar Baby Bucky, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Age Difference, Fluff and Smut, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining

A Boatload of Problems | Not Rated | 3,358 (1/1) | CherriOnTop

Square #11: BIPOC main character Tags: Veteran Steve, Veteran Bucky, Not Canon Compliant, Survivors Guilt, First Meeting, Sam POV, the wilson boat

Frost Caught Fire On Our Lips | Explicit | 7,393 (1/1) | the1918, kocuria-arts (kocuria)

Square #12: fanart Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Small Towns, One Night Stands, Age Difference, Top Steve, Bottom Bucky

Incredible! 100 Year Old Man Finds Love | Teen+ | 2,457 (1/1) | bangyababy

Square: free space Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes (Shrunkyclunks), Buzzfeed, Memes, Trolling, Getting Together, Marriage Proposal, Humor

so easy to love you | Gen | 2,351 (1/1) | lavenderbucky

Square #13: take your fandom to work AU Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Cooking, Baking, Bucky Goes Back to College

the bleeding heart show | Explicit | 7,756 (1/1) | Tenillypo

Square #14: canon compliant Tags: Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Missing Scene, Escape from Siberia, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, Laying Low in Wakanda, Unresolved Emotional Tension

last train home | Gen/Teen+ | 42,070 (series of oneshots) | sparkagrace

Square #15: fic written by someone who follows you Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Getting Together, Slice of Life

Quarantine 101 with Dr. Rogers (and the Husband) | Teen+ | 5,575 (1/1) | lordeofstucky

Square #16: superpowers/no powers AU Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Quarantine, Online Classes, Bucky the Husband, Steve the Professor

Haunted | Mature | 1,826 (1/1) | ThePirateStorm

Square #17: unhappy/bittersweet ending Tags: Unrequited Love, Angst, Not A Fix-It, Canon Compliant, Hallucinations

Three Men in a VW | Teen+ | 3,563 (1/1) | Brokenpitchpipe

Square #18: fix-it fic Tags: Captain America: Civil War, Missing Scenes, Road Trip from Hell, Banter, Pining

My Peach and Your Plums | Teen+ | 1,005 (1/1) | buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

Square #19: short fic (<1000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Food as a Metaphor for Love

My Heart Skips A Beat When I’m With You | Explicit | 5,460 (1/1) | innerslumber

Square #20: Holiday Fic Tags: Valentine's Day, Topping from the Bottom, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes

Ancient Dreams, Modern Land | Gen | 13,796 (1/1) | Greyspaces13

Square #21: angst Tags: Cabin Fic, Isolation, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Has PTSD, The Retreat Safe House (Marvel), Hurt/Comfort, Evil Alexander Pierce, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective Bucky Barnes, Canon-Typical Violence

As Sharp as Satin | Explicit | 130k+ (WIP) | blackthorn_possum

Square #22: whump Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Platonic BDSM, Handler!Steve, Dom Steve Rogers/Sub Bucky Barnes

Stucky Bingo March 2023 Round Robin | Teen+ | 2,049 (1/1) | Dogsled, Girl_Back_There, Politzania, ralsbecket, Sivan325, TrinityDay

Square #23: multiple authors Tags: World War II, Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve Rogers Feels, Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Hopeful Ending, Bad Flirting

Medically Necessitated | Explicit | 91,416 (WIP) | sarahyellow

Square #24: unfinished/work in progress Tags: Omegaverse, Doctor/Patient, Hurt/Comfort, Age Difference, Medical Kink

--

[dominants-dominion]

Since my blog was deleted at 40k, I had to start over, so here we are! This is my blog, I'm going to post what I want when I want. It's going to be alot of memes and horny posts. If you don't like memes and horny posts, please exit.

Minors do not interact, 21+ ONLY! No exceptions.

No Republicans, Racists, or Religious people fuck outta here.

Have your age in your bio/pinned or you'll be blocked.

I am a 28 year old dom. I'm married to @submissiveebrat . We are in a 24/7 dynamic she is mine, and I am hers. In no way, shape, or form, do you have permission to call me any honorific. I'm just a regular dude to you.

Kinks:

Bondage

Breeding

Breath play

Consent

Cnc

Impact play

Forced orgasam

Master/slave

Humiliation

Praise play

Worship play

Temperature play

Somno

Wax play

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

100% Master/Mistress

98% Dominant

96% Rigger

89% Degrader

89% Owner

87% Brat tamer

86% Experimentalist

84% Exhibitionist

80% Daddy/Mommy

79% Voyeur

I'm happy to help anyone with anything. Feel free to send anons over looking for advice or if you want to message me, feel free. Just don't send me nudes or try to sext just be respectful.

Let's build this community back up!

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Chekov/anyone, premature ejaculation. Bonus points if it's not Chekov who's the premature one! (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: anonymous

Archive Link

[mcytblrsource]

MONTHLY MCYTBLR RECAP: SEPTEMBER 2024

CHECK PERIODICALLY FOR UPDATES!

REBLOGS ARE ENCOURAGED!

EVENTS:

Jun 1-Sep 30: MCYT Omegaverse Month (18+) hosted by @mcyt-month-of-omegaverse

Aug 4-Sep 21: QSMP Month(s) hosted by @qsmp-month

Sep 1-30: Your Cubito, Your Culture hosted by @yourcubitoyourculture

Sep 1-Sep 30: Sausage September hosted by @rhapsoddity

Sep 16: Dream SMP Sixteenth Day Event: Places Month hosted by @sixteenth-day-event

ZINES & MAPS:

Sep 7: The Hermitcraft Season 9 Zine releases @hermitseasonzine

Sep 14: The Hermit Arcana releases @the-hermit-arcana

Sep 15: The QSMP Story - Animation Collab releases

UPCOMING EVENTS FOR OCTOBER:

Sep 22-Oct 5: MCYT Non-POV hosted by @mcyt-nonpovs

Oct 1-Oct 31: ImpSkizzTober hosted by @iridium-bookandquill

Oct 1-Oct 31: [There are no real deadlines] QSMP Halloween Fanworks Event hosted by @atthebell

Oct 1-Oct 31: GTWScartober2024 hosted by @dailygtwscar

Oct 1-Oct 31: Rats SMPtober hosted by @avyene

Oct 1-Oct 31: Hermitober hosted by @collierose1

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[angelbby555]

"Controlling each other's tinder dates!" pt. 2

Summary: Bradley finds out his weird Tinder date was a YouTube prank. After that he obsessively stalks your channel.

pairing: Bradley Bradshaw x female reader

word count: 3000 K

warning: second hand embarrassment, a few naughty jokes, one suicide joke

"Honestly... I'd still do it." Bradley grunted as he lowered himself down before he pushed himself back up. The only thing getting Bradley through this repetitive excessive was talking about, his shitty tinder date.

"We might have to get you some pills Bradshaw. Because that's wild." Phoenix replied to her comment. They had 100 push ups to go and everyone's speed had decreased heavily.

"Come on she called him daddy. I would do it too." Jake huffed right next to Bradley. All the daggers had witnessed the crazy girl Bradley had gone on a date with. For the past 3 months that's all any of them could tease him about. 90 days passed and everyone was still hung up on the psycho girl. Including Bradley.

Bob didn't indulge into the conversation but Bradley was 100% sure he agreed. He was pretty confident every guy had a daddy kink.

"I don't kink shame but... you guys are fucking gross." Phoenix exhaled. Bradley could see his best friend arms shake violently. He laughed at her comment and her struggle. They were all struggling.

"She was crazy but, at least she wanted me." Bradley smirked. At first, Bradley really, really, hated you for putting him through that. But then he remembered how gorgeous you looked next to him. "Plus she called me daddy." Bradley repeated.

Bradley heard Natasha scoff. Phoenix was the one to introduce Bradley to tinder. You were the first tinder date he had been on, and would certainly be the last. Right after his date, the first thing he did was delete the app. Most weirdest girl he had ever meet, and he's had a lab partner who use to eat glue.

Yet he was very much curious. Almost itching to see what more unhinged things you had to offer. There was a lot of insane that came with you but Bradley seemed to become blind to all of it only watch you through rose colored glasses.

"Oh and she's protective of you." Jake agreed. Bradley was glad the blonde saw him eye to eye, it made him feel less crazy. He didn't like the way you got jealous over Penny, it was very unattractive. Somehow endearing too.

"Yeah my ex could never." Bradley smiled. These were obviously jokes... some of them. He just liked to make them to annoy Nat. But deep down he didn't want to admit he had zero self respect, when it came to you.

Terrible personality, incredibly gorgeous. Stupidly hot.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

"Bradshaw! Bradshaw! Bradley!" Bradley was on the lunch line when his buzzing friends came crashing into him. All he wanted to do was go home, and drink a beer.

"What?" Bradley rolled his eyes, moving forward in the lunch line. Natasha was scrolling through her phone, looking up at him with a cheeky smile. Bradley thought she was gonna show his an ugly picture of him asleep in the rec room.

"No I'm serious, you got to stop with your bum ass attitude." Bradley furrowed his brows when he saw a YouTube video pulled up on her phone. Right now Bradley truly didn't care what, meme video she had to show him. He didn't care about anything except eating at the moment.

"Just show me already." Bradley growled. Natasha was clearly not appreciating the suspense that he was crushing. She was attempting to prepare him for the video he was about to watch. But since he didn't care, whatever. Natasha would throw him in the deep end.

As they waited in line for their lunch Natasha pointed her phone to Bradley. The title of the video was "Controlling each other's tinder dates!" Right in that moment Bradley saw himself in the clip. It was the exact moment you stood up on the bar stool and announced to everyone, you loved him.

"What the hell?" Bradley fumed snatching Nat's phone from her hand, to get a closer look. That was him in the video, looking at Penny with an apologetic look. That was Bradley's bar, that was his tinder date. It was all a stupid YouTube prank. Bradley glanced at Nat, silent asking if it was real, even though it clearly was.

"Yeah, I tried telling ya." Nat laughed at his surprised look. Suddenly it made sense why two girls outside the Hard deck had asked Bradley for a picture earlier this week. Not because he was handsome but because, he was in your video.

Phoenix started to push Bradley into the kitchen as all his attention was on this YouTube video.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

Bradley didn't care about his cozy home that waited for him at the end of the day. He also didn't care about the mission at hand, or even eating the food he had craved before. All he cared about was watching the YouTube video.

He watched the whole section of the the video that included your date. It all added up, that's not how you really acted. He should have noticed the way you tried to cover your mouth when you wanted to laugh. Or how there was people secretly filming him. He should have noticed.

The outro of the video is where Bradley was fully paying attention. You had run out of the bar, and we're an embarrassed mess in the parking lot. Your friend comforted your vulnerable feelings and that made him smile. But what had him stop breathing was the next words you spoke.

"Bradley Bradshaw, if your watching this. I'm so fucking sorry!" You whined out covering your face while your friends were hysterical. "If your fine ass wants to go on another date with me, please, please! Hit me up."

Blushing. He could feel his whole face go red as his other friends pat him on the back in congrats. He had never heard a girl flatter him this much.

"Please, like you even have a chance now!" The girl behind the camera laughed. Her words made you cover your face and let out a whine. Jeez you really were making Bradley feel like a catch.

The camera pans to the Blonde girl that was hugging you a moment ago. "Well, That's the end of this horrific video. Well see you all next Wednesday." The blonde girls grins as the camera goes back to you.

"I'm never gonna get over this." You dragged a hand over your face. There appeared to be tears in your pretty doe eyes, from the pure humiliation. The video ends abruptly leaving Bradley very baffled.

Yes, obviously Bradley wanted another date. No hesitation yes, he would happily give you another chance. You were way too good looking to be cursed with a crazy personality like that.

He felt this weird ache in his chest. That you used him for a video. That it was all fake. Apart of him was glad that the teasing from his friends could finally stop. While the other part of him hurt that he felt like a closing chapter.

The mystery was solved on why you acted so weird. Now he could stop being a joke- because it was a joke. But now the funny part was you could have been faking your attraction to him just for the videos sake.

"You should sue her for not consenting with you to be in the video." Jake took a swing from his water bottle.

"So it was fake?" Bob asked. Bradley heart broke at the thought. It hurt that you hadn't been taking this date seriously at all. It kinda sucked considering, he was slowly being able to brush your obsessive attitude under the rug. It wasn't real. It was for some silly video. You used him for your pay check, and he was the butt of the joke.

"Yeah." Bradley attempt to not sound upset, when he handed the phone back to Nat. "At least we can all stop making fun of me for the weird date." Bradley started to eat. He lost his appetite, now he was just eating the sadness away.

It was one date that happened 3 months ago. Except Bradley really did like you. You were beautiful and he adored the small glimpse he got to see of the real you in the beginning of the date. It was fake though. All the things posted on social media, were scripted and fake.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

Obsessed, Obsessed, obsessed. He acted nonchalant in front of his friends. But as soon as he got home, he was searching for your stupid channel. Just 3 girls. Of course he memorized it, to search it later for himself.

He had already knocked out 3 of your old videos. Bradley had only intentions of watching one, but then he actually found you funny. He liked the way you got along with your friends. Loved the way you laughed. Adored how your eyes brighten when they brought up one if your favorite topics.

Living with your 2 friends. That were named Josephine and Camilla. You lived here in San Diego and had fun with your friends. The videos on the channel got a nice handful of views. A good audience, that were there for each upload on Wednesday's and Sunday's. You were known but didn't have an over the top amount of fame.

Bradley was hooked. Mad that his date with you was faked. In love with your internet persona, and couldn't stop watching the entertaining roommates.

An hour later Bradley was still lying in his bed, dressed in his uniform. The sun was going down, and he hadn't moved off his bed in the past hour. Bradley was watching one of the old pranks titled "ding dong ditching" when he saw another video catch his eye.

"Y/n not being over her tinder date for 5 minutes straight."

Bradley furrowed his brows together. Surely the said tinder date wasn't him. But the thumbnail was of you pretending to lick your phone screen, the same way you did with his picture out of the Hard Deck. Bradley felt his heart rate start to increase, when he clicked on the video.

The video started with a black screen stating the following: "This video is dedicated to y/n being obsessed with here tinder date."

"I mean who can blame her, he's sooo sexy 😏." Bradley was trying not to get his hopes up. No way was he the sexy guy you still obsessed over.

"Anyway, enjoy!" The video went to a multi color TV glitch before a clip of you blessed his phone. You and your friends were sitting around the coffee table with a pink frosted cake in front of you. There were toothpicks stabbed on the cake and on those toothpicks were images of cartoon characters and celebrities.

"Okay ladies, here me out. Like seriously." You glanced at Josephine's and Camilla while you held a tooth picked image close to your chest.

"No judgement zone." Camilla put her hands out in defense. You sweetly kissed the image before stabbing the picture of Bradley shirtless at the beach, into the cake.

"No fucking way." The words tumbled out his mouth. It was him. His douchey picture on your pink cake, was him. His brain was short circuiting and his whole body felt hot. This had to be a fat joke.

"Oh my gosh not this tool." Your friends muttered.

"My man! My man, my man!" You screeched out followed by a giddy laugh. This was just a joke. You were obviously joking.

Then played the next clip of you. It was you in the gym, wearing a pink workout set. The pink bra fits you like a second skin. Bradley groaned at the sight.

"I wasn't gonna work out. But then I remembered how ripped my husband is." A smirk pulled at your lips before a picture of Bradley popped up on the screen.

Good things like this never happened to Bradley. His jaw was practically on the floor. You still thought about him, the same way you lingered in his mind. What were the odds.

Next clip, was of you and your friends wrapping gifts by a small Christmas tree.

"Giving or receiving?" Camilla asked while cutting wrapping paper. Before Josephine could answer, you responded first.

"Usually receiving, but for Bradley Bradshaw giving." Both your friends groan in response, but Bradley was nothing but smiles. "Giving, giving anything... till the bed breaks-"

Wow and you had a mouth on you. Bradley was more then happy to apply this vice versa. The gears were turning in his mind, that perhaps he wasn't a fading memory in your mind.

Next clip you're in the car with Josephine and Camilla. You looked at them, a bit hesitant to speak. Bradley was on the edge of his seat, to get his ego boosted another time. To hear whatever sweet or naughty thing to leave your lips.

"We listen and we don't judge!" The group yelled at the same time.

"I made my tinder date my lock screen." You shamefully dropped your head down, while your friends erupted in laughs. You showed the camera your phone wallpaper of Bradley in his dress blues. You were a blushing mess. Oh Bradley was in trouble because he really need you bad.

You furrowed your brows, pressing your lips together. Debating to add more.

"We listen and we don't judge, sometimes I go to the Hard Deck hoping to see him." Both of your friends dramatically gasped, and so was Bradley. He never saw you again. The thought of you showing up at his favorite bar, made him start thinking about his vows.

The clips went on after, with all your thoughts of Bradley. While he gripped the edge of his mattress, needing something to grab.

"Bradley Bradshaw is my roman empire." You randomly confessed during dinner making your friends laugh.

"Some times, I yell out honey I'm home. Then I realize Bradley only lives in my mind." You said while you were laying down in your bed.

"And I'm sitting across this handsome guy... yet all I'm thinking about is how bad I fumbled Bradley!" You exclaimed while eating a burrito, sitting on the kitchen counter

"Bradley, come home the kids miss you." You joked putting your hands together in a begging gesture.

If Bradley thought he was obsessed before memorizing your channel name, he was a fanatic now. Then Bradley was exiting off of YouTube and downloading tinder again. Hoping to maybe meet up with his use-to-be weird tinder date.

⊹☆~⟡⋆

Even though Bradley downloaded the dating app again, he never sent you anything. You would probably know that he saw prank video, if he randomly texted you. But there was nothing to fear, since you liked him so much. Still, he was a bit afraid of rejecting, since he was now stalking your YouTube channel.

What started out as curiosity of your channel was now growing into casually watching your video for entertainment. While he was at the gym, he was listening to your videos in his headphones. Eating breakfast his phone was proper up on the cereal box. In bed before he went to sleep.

The girls had tons of uploaded videos that started 4 years ago, when the three of you were in college. Bradley had already watched half the videos on the channel, in under a week. Gosh he felt like such a creep because he knows he had a lot of information about you. Information that you never told him, that he learned through videos.

Your usually got ice cream after dinner. You loved flavored lip palm, having a large amount which some of them you didn't use. There was a teddy bear on your bed that you owned since you were 8 years old. You slept on your right side, you preferred the passenger seat over driving. The longest relationship you had was 2 years. You disliked Stanley's but once you got one, you swore by it.

Bradley felt like a stalker, yet he couldn't stop stalking. He had become so dedicated to the girls YouTube channel- Bradley waiting every Wednesday and Sunday's for the weekly upload. His schedule was now revolving around the videos since, Bradley had once canceled on Nat's invitation to the Hard Deck to watch the new video.

He couldn't tell anyone about this guilty pleasure. The daggers would grill him alive for it. Bradley only watched the channel for you. To see your bright smile, how amazing low-rise jeans fit on you, and how absolutely sweet you were with your two friends, and secretly hoping for a mention. But it hadn't happened. He felt his heartbreak when he saw that your phone wallpaper was no longer him.

Bradley was gonna cancel on Nat again when she invited him to the Hard Deck. However he realized, his obsession was becoming unhealthy. Seeing the sun, and having a couple beers would do him good. So he dressed in his worn out jeans and his favorite Hawaiian shirt and was out the barracks.

Just because he moved locations, doesn't mean Brad was gonna stop thinking about you. All he thought about was you. Specially how you shamefully admitted that you visited the Hard deck from time to time hoping he was there.

When Bradley strayed away from the pool table to get another beer. His mouth was moving on it's own as Penny handed him a beer.

"Pen you remember, that weird girl I had a date with?" Bradley took the beer from her,immediately taking a swing. He watched as she slowly smiled.

"Is that even a question?" Penny raised a brow.

"Probably not." Bradley laughed. Everyone has witnessed you hop on the bar stool declaring your love for him. "Anyways. Was wondering if you saw her around here, if you could call me."

Penny furrowed her brows together. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, if she's here one day... and I'm not, if you could call me." Penny looked at him like he had grown 3 heads. Which he understood the weird look completely, considering how odd you were. "It's a long story, I'll tell you about it some other time. But please just call me if she shows up here and make sure she doesn't leave, before I see her."

"Sure thing Rooster." She nodded her head. He was grateful for Penny because, she always thought of him as a good person.

"Thanks." Bradley moved back to the pool table. If you turned up to the bar one day, and Bradley caught you here- then it was fate. If you didn't show up then he would have to swallow his pride and text you over Tinder.

Who would have known that 3 months later Bradley would suddenly be obsessing over his weird Tinder date.

[veliseraptor]

hello! top 5 things pete discovers he likes in bed for the meme?

oooh fun. okay let's goooo

bondage. I feel like this one is obvious since he's like. already partially there as of end of canon, but I'm putting it down anyway. I think he prefers rope to other options. in general I think for Pete a theme of being, like...a little bit helpless, not having to make decisions, putting himself in someone else's (Vegas's) hands, is a big part of the appeal of subbing, and bondage plays into that. and a fun thing about this is also that most restraints he can get out of, he's trained in that; this sometimes frustrates Vegas but also sometimes is extra satisfying in Pete choosing not to.

orgasm delay/denial. I mean again playing into the control/handing over control of his body to someone else. he's not making the decisions! they are being made for him, and he's along for the ride, even when those decisions entail suffering.

choking/breathplay. I don't have any particular reason or justification here, I just feel like Pete would enjoy it. this includes, incidentally, rough oral sex/deepthroating, which I think Pete is less into when he's in control of it.

painplay. this is really general but like...I do think for Pete it's less about a specific implement and more about the sensation, albeit in a complicated way.

the funny thing about how I think about Pete and kink generally, and specifically Pete as a masochist, is that there at least some things where like...he's not into it in the sense of being eager for it to happen so much as he's into it because there's an element of fear and/or not 100% liking it. part of the pleasure is in not enjoying the sensation of suffering but like. enjoying the suffering anyway. if that makes sense.

manhandling. this is another really general one but again comes back to the giving up control/surrendering ownership of his body to someone else, particularly because it's another one where like. technically I think Pete is stronger than Vegas. but in the context of sex he really likes it when Vegas pushes him around. manipulates his body. puts him where he wants him. I think that is good for Pete.

this is just, like, off the top of my head. there are plenty of other ones I'm sure that I'm just not thinking of right now. I mean as of this second I'm like "would Pete be into sounding" and I think he should at least try it

[persnickettes]

War of Faith fics!

So @stultiloquentia told me to link my fic here on Tumblr! In truth I've been remiss about sharing my complete War of Faith obsession here, but I am so, so obsessed. This show isn't even stealth m/m romance, as far as I'm concerned, it's just a straightforward BL about these two and their intense smoldering obsession with each other, masquerading as political idealism, but no one here is fooled, I mean look at them look at them

like if you haven't watched show yet you're sleeping on not only one of THE best c-dramas in recent memory, with stellar acting and edge-f-your-seat action and layered writing and intricate direction and absolutely gorgeous production design, but one of the most satisfying queer subtexts of any show ever.

um. which is to say i have been trying very hard to make this fandom happen by way of writing fics in a variety of shapes and sizes, and i haven't linked any of them here yet but if anyone would like to read them, here they are!

All fics are Shen Tunan/Wei Ruolai.

Out of his system. 1,269 words. Just a short scene and a quick bit of shenlai suit kink because i couldn't take their blazing UST anymore. Written after episode 8, which was 5 eps before the show actually gave us canonical shenlai suit kink?!?! This show, I swear. I swear!!!!

Wedding night. 3,385 words. Written after episode 16 and the epic staircase wedding ceremony. Just taking things to the obvious next level.

Ask a Manager: My boss is showing blatant favoritism to my coworker. This is just a silly meme I wrote based on the actual AAM blog before Congyun's longsuffering got kinda sad actually.

of a feather. 5,657 words. Kind of a pre-canon AU that posits spy!handler Shen Tunan, meeting a teen Wei Ruolai. Cue mutual obsession. I was so obsessed with this headcanon, I had to write it.

鵬程萬里. 1,130 words. A sort of stream-of-consciousness ramble from Ruolai's pov on becoming half of an intense soulmate bond, look i didn't say any of this was restrained.

Okay and here finally is an actual fic fic, except not because it started out as just a series of 5+1 sketches and then became a fic in the second half despite my best efforts.

So I guess when I say I've been "writing fic" for this pairing I just mean I've been frantically coughing up loosely formed ideas hoping something sticks and might inspire other people to watch this show and join me in this pit because holy christ this pairing is off the chain— hot, sexy, mutually obsessed, so fucking smart and competent and obsessed with each other's briliance, so completely capable of trading who doms who in the relationship while equally capable of forming a lifetime lifestyle dom/sub partnership, 100% society elite power couple while also rough-and-ready rivals having intense soulmate bond sex in-between trying to fuck each other over for social justice, just an OTP for the ages.

sigh. just. shenlai everyone. SHENLAI.