#thats too far

[poisonmushroomfan]

Taco 100% subtlely fucks with people, like, 'oh you accidentally nudged me that one time? I'm going to move half of your furniture a inch to the left and the other half an inch to the right. See how you like it now, bitch.' and everyone thinks it's her but no one can really get any solid evidence against her.

[im-the-knight-of-stardust]

Absolute travesty to find out there's a whole archive for Shakespeare that apparently has copies of all kinds of Shakespeare RSC performances including - and this is most important to me - Romeo and Juliet and As You Like It with David Tennant?? But of course as far as I can tell these are not part of their online catalogue so I'd actually have to inquire about it via email to probably find out there's no way for me to access this outside of the UK. What would I even write to them, I'm not a Shakespeare scholar or anything. I just like Shakespeare and David Tennant and would really like to see those plays. I'd buy a DVD of that! Why make it so hard for me?!

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Everyone, tell me

Give me examples of how a fake Taylor Swift fan is.

I’ll start.

Someone who judges Swifties based on when they joined the fandom, on how “unoriginal” or original their fav songs are and which songs they have and haven’t heard.

Your turn.

[inkskinned]

you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.

but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.

well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?

his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.

still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.

so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.

and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.

what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.

it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?

it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.

maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[pistol-alexxx]

IMMA NEED MY 10$ BACK, THIS CHCIKEN IS COLD & IT TASTE LIKE UNWASHED ASSS!

NAH WTF NOT COLD CHICKEN

[vaxxildamn]

finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[lynlee494]

Oh my gods.

Let me say this again, louder, I hate Nick Fury.

Having a lot of fucking thoughts about how SHIELD absolutely knew that Sarah Rogers was a TB nurse and then made Sharon's cover story "infectious disease ward nurse."

"I'll keep my distance." Do you think Steve was thinking about how he couldn't go near his mother for the last months of her life? How he was orphaned before she even died? How he would never question that excuse, when it came out of Sharon's mouth? Does Steve -- who CAN'T CATCH DISEASE NOW -- remember how hard his mother worked and how it killed her? Was he thinking of the TB ward when he walked in and found Fury in his apartment?

Bucky may have been right to shoot Fury right after this scene, is what I'm saying.

[potato-lord-but-not]

they’re literally everything to me you don’t understand

[shroomerr]

Finally, my design for Mysterion!! this boy gave me so much heartache in the process of making this but its ok its all worth it for him <3

I also couldn't choose between the version with hair or without hair, so here's the one without under the cut (+ my initial drafts for his design):

[marzely]

Lucanis mentions in some banter that houses are known to poach crows that show potential from other houses. How do yall think Viago would react to Lucanis trying to poach Rook from House De Riva?

[puppppppppy]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[swedenis-h]

Promise you won’t change.

[nachosforfree]

Speaking of relativity falls

[chickenchirps27]

hello denizens of tumblr i come with humble offerings

they wish to romance you