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I was so charmed by your Cummies art I am fascinated by the very idea of what you got for modern Bingjiu👀👀👀

Hii! Thanks so much!! Unfortunately this is one of those wips that really is a wip 😅

The context this one comes from a really good modern oneshot Bingjiu fic where Shen Jiu and his son (Ming Fan) and Luo Binghe were next door neighbors in an apartment complex and Luo Binghe keeps flirting and trying to hit up his milf of a neighbor (and failing)

Ignore the photo stock bg elevator ahahaha I was too lazy to work on an actual bg

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If Bingliushen have a kid because Binghe knocks up Liu Qingge the kid would refer to the three of them this way

Luo Binghe: A-Niang

Liu Qingge: A-die

Shen Qingqiu: Shizun

They try to get the kid to call Shen Qingqiu literally anything else but no.

He's Shizun

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they had a stupid mission going undercover

originally it was just liu qingge but shen qingqiu talked himself into it by saying something like he was the only one who knew how to win the mark over

guess who that mark.. certain demon lord... is ??

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Bro. Bro what if we kissed over the body of our dead crush after a sword fight for his honor. Bro.

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This is a scene from chapter 5 of Flightless Bird, Immortal Mouth on ao3!

See under the cut for the scene!

A small trail pokes out of the trees and leads away from where he’s woken up. Liu Qingge follows the path for a while, until the bamboo withers away and he’s walking on patchy dirt and vermillion sand.

The sun beats down on him, making that heat in his chest churn and flow through the rest of his body. He still doesn't recognize where he is, but something feels like it’s pulling him towards the craggy mountains up ahead. With no other way to go, he decides that it doesn’t hurt to follow their beckoning.

He can’t help but feel he’s forgetting something important, but he gets easily distracted by the sounds of clashing metal. Someone is fighting. Liu Qingge’s hands itch to grab Cheng Luan and join in. The sound of metal is occasionally cut out by blowing sands, as he looks around, Liu Qingge notices the bamboo forest is nowhere in sight now. He’s surrounded by red sand and harsh sunlight.

Far in the distance two figures attack one another, jumping together and apart like fleas in the sand. Liu Qingge cups his hands over his eyes and squints, but he can’t quite make out who it is. Decisively he pulls Cheng Luan out and hops on, flying over to the battlefield.

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thinking abt qijiu: yall ever think yue qingyuan got jealous of liu qingge?

think about it: the childhood friend who he thought was dead suddenly appears back in his life, his bestest friend in the world, the man he owes a life debt, his white moonlight... and not only can he not repair the friendship... but disciple xiao jiu spends all his time with... liu qingge!?

it's really not fair. what the hell? he knows qingge is the future war god, but, but.. he's the actual sect leader, you know!?

it's even worse because liu-shidi is handsome. unnecessarily handsome. yue qingyuan hears his shijies fawning over him and thinks 'does xiao jiu think that too???'

xiao jiu's constantly giving him attention. he walks into a room and the moment he spots liu-shidi he struts right up to his desk to spew insults. they spar all the time ("spar" yue qingyuan thinks. unbeknownst to him these are genuine fights to death) and liu-shidi gets to pin xiao jiu down and touch him all over. meanwhile xiao jiu mostly acts like yue qingyuan doesnt exist (in truth, xiao jiu is too hurt to look at him fully)

yue qingyuan tries so hard to be nice but if he asks to spar he gets rejected with that "get off my peak" face. meanwhile liu-shidi is so! rude! to xiao jiu! and he gets to spar!??

doesnt help that "qingge" sounds so much like "qi-ge" and xiao jiu is always saying "qingge" to bait liu-shidi into fighting him over "lack of respect and manners". so not fair! he wants xiao jiu to call him "qingyuan" - that would be better than "zhangmen-shixiong" all the time!!!

his last straw: when shen jiu was pinned to the ground about to lose another fight, he decided to play dirty and bite hard - resulting in a mark on liu qingge's collarbone that he wore around for two whole weeks. yue qingyuan could not look him in the eye for that whole time, seething with jealousy

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Liar x Self-Righteous Asshole is my favorite relationship dynamic. You know who I'm talking about

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so a few days ago i was thinking about this post+comic, and i thought that while svsss luo binghe probably wouldn't try to Actually kill liu qingge, pidw luo binghe absolutely would. ergo, imagine, if you will. an au where peerless cucumber doesn't transmigrate in as shen qingqiu, but airplane still becomes shang qinghua. due to plot differences, airplane-bro doesn't really care about what the hell kind of drama the other peak lords are getting up to, but still somehow happens to knock over a book or something- something that, through bullshit plot contrivance butterfly effect, somehow manages to let shen jiu actually save liu qingge in the lingxi caves.

some years pass, years where liu qingge is going through a fantastical knightly enemies to ??? where he slowly learns he may have initially misjudged this man who may not be the paragon of virtue but is nonetheless a person worthy of respect with a possible sordid past that resulted in a difficult disposition and now has to kneel down and admit then make up to his failures, as shen jiu is like "what kind of fucking scheme is he trying to pull", which results in like a weird strained kind of coworkers who Don't Talk About It type relationship. the immortal alliance conference still happens, everything proceeds as in canon, except- when bingge comes back from his 5-year internship in tartarus and does his pidw-canon-typical "destroy shen jiu's reputation and lock him up in the water prison" shenanigans, it turns out that liu qingge Can and Will try to break shen jiu out -not because he really likes the guy all that much, necessarily, but he has a life debt to pay back and also has already dragged his one (1) braincell through the grinder in order to realise his assumed-evil coworker is probably not actually one-dimensionally evil, so he feels complicated enough about it to try and get some actual answers in here - and if that involves kicking demon ass that's just a fun bonus. normally, all this would not be an issue for demon emperor luo binghe who has recently basically come into nigh full power if you discount xin mo being grumpy, because, as established he would not hesitate to kill his former shishu! in fact, he'd be very glad to do that! however, for item out of designated boundary reasons, liu qingge Will Not Fucking Die.

...cue clown music.

liu qingge has already sacrificed his last braincell to trying to comprehend his shattered worldview of shen jiu as a person and therefore he does not examine why he is Actually so determined to break him out, and also doesn't have enough brainpower to feel torn by the fact that duelling luo binghe every week is actually kind of fun (and also why he kind of has a boner about it). shen jiu has a moral crisis about the fact that the man who he's first hated then avoided for like over a decade is now the one guy who keeps trying to legitimately come back for him and is willing to risk death over and over in order to do that, and also that somehow this pisses the beast off enough to distract him from the whole revenge/ripping off limbs thing- except now he's for some reason coming down to the water prison to rant about it? luo binghe, for his part, does not know why he's ranting about it to shen jiu of all people (it started as taunting! then it became some kind of weird routine because that one guy just cannot cease being alive and what is UP with that) and while he does have enough braincells to question why fighting liu qingge every week feels more stable than any other relationship he's had in his life since his mother died, he absolutely refuses to examine it. none of them are making it out of this normal. the clown music gets louder every time they're in one location. huan hua keeps having to dish out more and more repair funds for the bai zhan war god's going ham most destructive. the three clowns are locked in a mario/peach/bowser dynamic stalemate none of them actually want to be in, but it's what fate has dealt, and some god is probably laughing at their miseries.

(meanwhile, god is not laughing. god is wondering what the fuck happened here and how it got to this point and also if this means he might put some of his fake-his-own-death plans on hold just to see what kind of bullshit happens next. ...god also really wishes he could invent popcorn.)

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BingJiu coded

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ALSO ROTATING.

Fic concept where Shen Jiu decides on a new tactic to make the torture stop. He pretends to be completely broken.

It's all just an act, of course. He's his cold, calculating, ruthless self beneath the veneer of tears and pleading, just like when he was Xiao Jiu, swindling soft-hearted ladies out of their riches on the streets. He hasn't really been affected by what Bingge did to him; by the meticulous ruining of his reputation with lies he is too proud to refute. By the betrayal of his own martial brothers and disciples.

Not.

One.

Bit.

Really, all Bingge's monstrosity has done is to show Shen Jiu he has nothing left to lose.

Why not flaunt some false vulnerability, on the offchance he can persuade Luo Bingge - or, more likely, Ning Yingying - to off him for good?

If Shen Jiu's being honest with himself, though... The truth of his past, ripped out of his dreams by Bingge, didn't make him any more amenable to his wicked shizun. This new tactic is unlikely to work.

Or so Shen Jiu thinks.

He just so happens to pick a time to execute his grand plan after Luo Bingge returns from that other world, the world where he and his Shizun are happy together (yes shhhh I'm fucking with the timelines a little). Which means Bingge... Bingge is actually susceptible to this.

The only problem is, Bingge's sudden efforts to 'treat him kindly' and 'repair their relationship' now he thinks Shen Jiu might actually be moulded into the fangless, sweetened version of him he saw in another world, are far more terrifying than any agony he has been subjected to.

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I had to…. It’s so they…

[ID: Scum Villain sketch. Luo Binghe leans toward Shen Qingqiu and smirks, saying, "can i try rizzing you up." Shen Qingqiu smiles from behind his fan and says "sure. LOL." Luo Binghe then drops to his knees and clutches at Shen Qingqiu's robes, tears and snot running down his face. He begs, "please please please" repeatedly.

The original meme is a text conversation with the same words, the "please" message being in all caps and extending past the bottom of the screenshot. /end ID]

Original meme under cut

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To go to the Endless Abyss is to court death in several degrees. No Good Goes Unpunished - Abyss Lords AU

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Liushen get together while Luo Binghe is a disciple.

This. Is. The. WORST. Day ever.

But Binghe is a smart cookie. He knows how to get Shizun back from that… that thug!

He takes a running leap of the peak, shattering all of his bones, screaming about how he tripped, and it hurts so much, and Shizun come help me!!!!!!!!

Boom- Shizun at he rest bed 24/7, petting him, telling him he’s so brave, praising him. Binghe’d like to see that Bai Zhan thug take Shizun away now!

But eventually he heals…. And Shizun is spending time with that man again….. it’s not like he can jump off the peak again, that would be suspicious…

He tries being clumsier- minor injuries that heal quickly and Shizun will coo over and blow on and tell him how brave he’s being.

But eventually, the Bai Zhan thug limps back to the sect. He was trying to bag another smelly beast as a “gift” but he was stupid, of course.

But Shizun. Doesn’t leave his side. He sleeps by the brute’s bed, holding his hand, crying softly to himself until he wakes up. Binghe rarely sees him. The peak is so quiet.

This…. This can’t be what it was like… can it?

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had a good book series rec recently (friend physically stuffed their svsss copies in my backpack and then left)

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Shang Qinghua making fun of Shen Qingqiu's plight of having a husband with a mighty heavenly pillar and limping like an old man for days, back hurting and everything - and immediately regretting it when he and Mobei-Jun decide to do the devil's tango for the first time and he realizes he was a bit too earnest when he created Mobei-Jun's undefeated ice pillar as well

An Ding Peak invents the wheelchair so that their beloved sect leader can still move about after yet another encounter with the merciless Northern Demon King and Shang Qinghua can already hear Shen Qingqiu laughing all the way from Qing Jing Peak.