#thats not a joke
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where the FUCK does a bitch find a dalek interrogator prime 5 inch figure thats not in the uk and doesnt have $40 shipping fees
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this is a list of moments where natsu is smart (but it's getting less and less of them per arc, so i'm filling up space with my yapping) (episodes from 65 to 80)
(i took a small break, c'mon, watching fairy tail for 5 days straight is tough)
- when hibiki gave them the map of nirvana lacrimas, managed to figure out that zero is on lacrima 1 by his senses alone (tho i don't know how much he trusted them, he seemed pretty shocked when he saw zero)
- when fighting zero, managed to stop/dispel/burn zero's dark capriccio with his iron fist
- (am i the only one who thinks that we are SO missing out on a bond between jellal and natsu? how natsu was going to fight jellal there and then, how jellal shielded natsu feom zero's attack, and it being paralleled with how simon shielded erza and natsu from jellal's attack? how jellal gave natsu his flame of rebuke to boost natsu, and natsu accepts it and thanks him? gah-)
- when fighting zero, natsu managed to deflect zero's attack with his fire
- (for me, it's always such a delight to see natsu fight, he moves so much, with so much grace, like dancing licks of flame, and fight with zero shows it spectacularly, ough-)
- (also, what is it with igneel? "you dare to call yourself child of igneel" huh? i kinda see where he is coming from, natsu really strives to proof himself, so he wants to encourage him to fight that way, but it rubs me the wrong way? and in the flashback, at natsu's very reasonable question how can he even break that huge rock, igneel just says to "never give up before you try" and "believe in you strength" and "never forget that you are a dragon slayer, be proud of it" (okay, the bit with how he'll always be with natsu is sweet), and natsu is just "okay, but i still don't get it how to break this rock :/". i think he was trying to convey what makarov said in first episodes, how magic comes from the heart and belief, but from igneel, to me it came off more like a parent telling their neurodivergent child to "just do it, it's easy, everyone else is doing it fine, you should try harder", like, hey, if i am not managing to do it, how would i do it without you explaining it? eh, it's me rambling-)
- when fighting zero, he managed to burn and dispel zero's genesis zero with his flames (which i think set a precedent to him just burning his way through various spells and magic)
- (and also, can i say how beautiful the names of his attacks are? first it was crimson lotus against laxus, now it's phoenix blade against zero, wow, i did not know you had it in you, natsu (i mean, okay, we don't know who exactly designed them, natsu himself or igneel, but even if it was igneel, i just can't imagine him naming them, especially after another mythical creature))
- (natsu was the first who stood up for jellal against rune knights, calling jellal their comrade, my fucking heart)
- (i am now an advocate for jellal and natsu's sibling-like relationship. like, look: tried to revive a person, tried to sacrifice his loved one person, tried to change the world, regarded as genius in magic, feels immense guilt over past actions, has several personalities. now, who am i talking about - jellal or zeref?-)
- (also, do we have honest to god ghosts in fairy tail? cait shelter was all an illusion, and roubaul said that he was something of a thought projection, like jellal used with siegrain, and then mavis with herself, since she was not really dead. so, no ghost?)
- (also, my headcanon is that cait shelter was named after cat is beacause dragon slayers behave kinda like cats, and roubaul took one look at wendy and immediately thought of her as an abandoned kitten)
- (oh, daphne arc, joy🙄🙄)
- when fighting gray, for gray to not land a hit on him he broke the floor under them
- (what was your deal, gray? yeah, natsu forgot about his promise, but what does it have to do with you? he was 12, what could have he done? and people of silence just said that they'll be waiting for as long as they'll need, so no time clutch. and since you stalked him there, why did you not just, reminded him? i doubt you were going out of your way to solve it, not since you met up with daphne while she was in magnolia these seven days, just say that there is a person for natsu to beat, thats all. and really, "when i heard about dragonoid i figured that the only way to beat him was from inside" don't give this bullshit, the fastest way to beat dragonoid was to beat daphne before she even started it. and the condition to releasing people of silence was to beat "the one who controls dragons", not the dragonoid itself. if it was your genuine plan, and not something to fuck over with natsu, then please, don't let anyone let you plan again, there will be casualties-)
- (and the moment natsu fell into dragonoid he remembered town of silence, go figure that gray really didn't to go all this way to remind natsu of his promise)(also, he only forgot about it because he thought it was a weird dream on his part, but gray couldn't have had this thought because he was watching natsu, so he knew for sure it was not a dream)
- (daphne is overpowered, what do you mean you can stop a whole town from revealing themselves from their magic-)
- (i... get it what they were trying to do, they wanted to overheat dragonoid with natsu's flames of emotions, but could you not do it when he gave you direct permission to thrash dragonoid with him, and not when the guys soul is 3 percent from being fucking absorbed, i swear to god, if not for gajeel just straight up punching the core, they really would've lost natsu)
- (kudos from me to gajeel for remembering that lucy has a spirit with arrows and that they can deliver fire for natsu to boost himself)
- (THANK FUCK ITS OVER)
- at fairy tail's annual sprint, he managed to boost his speed with his flames (but gajeel still was running toe to toe with him and gray and erza, gray has ice floor to skate and erza has her special get up to not lose as much stamina and maintain her pace, how did gajeel got in top 5 all on his own? how fast is that fucker?)
- (i really want to see natsu in serious sexy get up-)
- hey, for everyone to know, natsu knows that when people are in danger you should prioritise people in danger over fighting since he was 12 YEARS OLD-
- ooooow, gildarts playing catch with natsu while talking with him, then going fishing, playing with him, picking mushrooms, having a picknick, watching over him when he and lisanna sleep, he is such a dad to him, he just looked at him once and immediately thought "yeah, that little spitfire needs a parent. anyone? no? oh well, why not me-"
- natsu worrying over wendy, asking if she bumped her head, precious
- when in edolas, made them disguises out of literal plants, like, carla's doesn't look half bad, and wendy's look really cute! its only with his and happy's that he decided that slapping some leaves is enough, lmao
#ft#fairy tail#natsu dragneel#oracion seis arc#daphne arc#edolas arc#i was really upset with gray#like dude have natsu ever done anything like this to you?#did he ever compromise your own safety and well being like that?#natsu soul not just magic almost got absorbed#he almost died because of gray's actions#thats not a joke#and he did even apologise#he only said to makarov that he'll 'shoulder all responsibility'#NOT that he was sorry#that is not the same#ugh#rewatching fairy tail
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My problematic fave. She's a gaslighter ♡
#thats not a joke#she literally gaslights me and makes me doubt myself when she wants an extra treat from being outside#ecks speaks#pet: day-z
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Me: takes this cute little work from home job in digital marketing thinking it will free up my time and be easier
Me: in the most complex and demanding roll of my life 🤡
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im going to be ill, whyd they schedule egg day when wilbur is starting tour, why are they doing this in the first place, im gonna melt into a puddle then turn into toxic gas and kill Everyone
#bee buzzes#wilbur#wilbur soot#qsmp#wilbur qsmp#qsmp wilbur soot#qsmp wilbur#wilbur soot qsmp#THE EGGSSSS#if he doesnt#get to say bye to tallulah#im literally ginna cry hysterically#thats not a joke#im legitimately gonna cry
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Behold, Trash.
#aphmau#jeffory the golden heart#aphblr#i kinda hate this#really really hate this#but whatever#probably will delete later#thats not a joke#Anyway he's getting ready for his date#whos his date? idk#Anyway i'm going to leave for week#then regret my decision to post this#Also sorry i'm really bad at art#i'm working on it#bye
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I'm so tired of being single
maybe I'll clone myself to become double
#ha#i be laughing#im not single#im taken#thats not a joke#if you hit on me i won't understand anyway
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Whenever you feel strong, remember every girl is stronger.
Boys are playing videogames at home, while we are going to the gym more and more.
#girlsruleownfuture !
they don't realize I'm literally dead lmao😭 (still ooc)
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After ~2 years the Magnus Archives has pulled me back in
I'm about to be so fucking normal about my newly revived blorbos
#i cant wait to relisten to it for the 6th time#thats not a joke#tma#the magnus archives#paint talks
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You think my school would notice if I
#you just got utena’d#and anthy#utenanthy#tuxedo#dress up#school poster#rgu fanart#its not subtle at all#literally you can see the sword of duos on anthy’s necklace#duos?????#i colored the black w my finger#thats not a joke#i used the broken tip of a pencil to do it#too many tags
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whos fucking buying me this. scratch that whos coming to alberquerque wigh me
Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque
#i cant spell alberquerque idk if thats right#okay but i had plans to strictly never go to america but the fact theres a brba museum changed my mind#thats not a joke#im being deadass#gonna start saving
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For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process
#There are 2 missing from 2015 and 2016 but those are between God and me#I lost the scanned version of the last#thats why the picture is taken with my phone#so these are from 2017 to 2022#I'm pretty proud of them#over the garden wall#otgw wirt#otgw#You can tell I was a fan of the Bad Ending AU back then...#a friend of mine once joked that I drew them closer and closer with every passing year#that at some point they would end up kissing#wwww#maybe the next one is a kiss of judas reference#who knows#my art
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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.
#you know what it is. youd know it with your friends too. they say one specific thing and you go yeah thats x lol#we couldve guessed them because of their jokes n references we know of as celebrities but what they got clocked bywas UNINTELLIGIBLE for us#game changer#the ratfish#zac oyama#ally beardsley#grant o'brien#rekha shankar#katie marovitch#brennan lee mulligan#jess ross#sam reich
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I started on the script for Rema today
Here's a sneak peek :3
#oc#comic#script#writing#art#Rema#im pretty excited#i love ferra a lot#and then she gets hit with a car#thats not a joke
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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Apparently changing your pronouns to they/he on discord 'doesn't count or tell anyone anything'
Tbf I came out to most people I know by just changing my name and pronouns on there so idk how else to go about it
#thats not a joke#my father learned i changed my name (first time away from legal one) by me changing it on discord and he just...#didn't really ask any questions and just went with it#so its worked every other time#adam fucking around
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