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Thoughts on that episode:
⢠Underwhelming cause I think I set my expectations too high.
⢠Predictable as hell
⢠I love Aaron & Celina and I'm super shocked they threw in a kiss that early
⢠Pissed they showed all the good parts already in promos so there was no surprise element
â˘The dance scene at the wedding was perfect and everything I had envisioned/thought it would be but way too short
â˘And still Nolan & Baley get more lovey dovey cute scenes then Chenford and it still pisses me off
#thats my story and im sticking to it#was the episode good yeah? was it amazing? no#chenford#the rookie#tim x lucy
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Theory: Furiosa's inexplicable American accent isn't an accent at all, it's a speech impairment.
Growing up in the Green Place, she gets years of postapocalyptic speech therapy from Mary and K.T. and it's almost unnoticeable. But then she's captured by Dementus and spends decades almost completely mute and under extreme stress, and by the time she's an adult it's back in force with the weird vowels and the overemphasized "r"s and everything.
Like of course she's going to sound different on the rare occasions she speaks, she's autistic (coded), frequently nonverbal, and living in an environment with zero access to support.
#thats my story and im sticking to it#mad max#furiosa a mad max saga#furiosa#autistic coded character#nonverbal#semiverbal#fan theory#speech impairment
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HEAR ME OUT:
Paid in Exposure -> The Wrecked and the Worried -> Branded -> Phantom
The Nathan Sharp to Phantom pipeline
#we dont psychoanalyze Nathan here (because thats fucking weird and disrespectful) BUT we can create a backstory for his egos#and nobody talks about Phantom as an ego like they talk about Natemare and its a damn shame#anyway im a firm believer that Phantom started out human as Nathan but became the Phantom when he sold his soul to the music industry#thats MY story and im sticking to it#nate posting#natewantstobattle#phantom nwtb#branded nwtb#paid in exposure nwtb#the wrecked and the worried nwtb#nwtb#nwtb egos
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Drawing for like 10 hours straight fucks up your hands apparently lads
(this hurts like so goddamn much when it's not splinted like this)
#art#art pain#pain#carpal tunnel#maybe#hopefully not#dont want it to be so its not#thats my story and im sticking to it
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Also, while people are learning Pikmin aren't immortal, I'd like to share one of the most infamous moments of Pikmin history I've witnessed.
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Oh, I completely forgot there was an animated verison of it as well.
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it was so fucking funny to find out that there's an enormous population of people who weren't aware that Pikmin die frequently, die horribly, and often die screaming, and thought it was just a game where little guys ferry treasure around
#pikmin#this is why people associate yellow pikmin with LOVING SWIMMING#at least in my circle of the community#that is an infamous ship part#so i wouldnt be shocked if an even more popular Youtuber made the exact same mistake and thats what the community is refering to#but yeah#thats my story and im sticking to it#Youtube
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can you stop reblogging the Hot Bastard Man itâs too distracting k thanks
oops I thought you said do it more, thats my bad
#chaosfaery#ala possessed me and i had no reading comprehension#thats my story and im sticking to it#ooc#shitposting on main lads
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still dont see how so many people say that dawntrail is poorly written in comparison to other expansions like. what, did you realize you had to learn about a new culture and immediately not care anymore lmao? you've done it before, was this one not white enough for you?
genuinely i think more people should do side quests during msq so idk you can form a heart about the characters you're interacting with if you struggle with that and understand the land better so when impactful shit happens your illiterate ass can actually read and have empathy. theres no excuse for this.
if you can't handle storybuilding and character introductions from the expansion that feels like stormblood and shadowbringers had passionate gay sex that got one of them pregnant and birthed a beautiful daughter they both love and care about then idk what to tell you, maybe youre just lame and can't read. best of luck with that.
#'they dont take as many risks as shadowbringers and endwalker!!' okay one WHAT risk did ENDWALKER take lmao#and two DID YOU PLAY PAST ZORMOR LMAO?????????? HELLO?????????? DID YOU LEAVE TULIYOLLAL??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#like i genuinely think you guys just complain about shit without actually playing the game#god forbid you have to learn about another world#some people heard this was stormblood 2 and immediately gave up caring#oh im sorry you were able to care about literal racist elves in cold france but a refugee? a non white civilization? oh i see#shadowbringers literally set up its societies too they were already in war dawntrail wasnt already#i think people should replay stormblood. it was never a bad expansion and i dont know what people are talking about???#half of the complaints i see for stormblood are racist and the other half werent reading any of the dialogue#'the horrors of war expansion has horrors of war in it i just wanna play on the playground with gay elves'#bitches will literally say they dont understand stormblood or dawntrail and then say yotsuyu was justified zenos is hot and wuk lamat is bad#why play a fantasy game if youre not interested in exploring new worlds#dawntrail takes so many more risks than shadowbringers and endwalker combined and sticks the landing with just about all of them#i think my only problem was how many times theg brought up they arent related by blood. no i can tell lol#some of yall are just haters that cant form their own opinion and are just mindlessly nodding along to somebody#you follow on twitter that was gonna hate DT regardless because zenos didnt come back to life this time#consume new media. go do side quests. touch grass. walk a trail at dawn and perhaps you have appreciation for story building#you guys are pathetic and i wish you the worst <3#dawntrail's twists are on par with shb and stb thats why i call it the love child of stormblood and shadowbringers#ffxiv
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Kaeyappreciation post!
Kaeya is wonderful in a sense that he:
Has a penmanship described as "Beautiful Handwriting". He for sure worked on that.
Willingly spends his time making sure his outfit looks perfect
Is well-loved by Mondstadt and the Dawn Winery staff
Is described to like a prince, both in looks and in actions
Is shown to be gentle and caring to children and elderly, most seen with Klee and the staff from Dawn Winery
Is a great listener and, therefore, also knows what gifts to buy based off of something someone said in passing
Is predominantly kind- unafraid to help out and defend someone in need. His first reaction is always kindness, and worry about covering up that kindness later on
But Kaeya also has his moments where he:
Says things out of pocket with enough alcohol in his system. Things that usually lead to shame and regret.
Would rather give others the credit for his hard work if he could help it
Intentionally makes himself look suspicious by withholding information and only throwing tidbits that are not of substance
Has sadist tendencies, which affects how he treats both his (cavalry) company and his enemies
Can and will use underhanded tactics to gain the upper hand
Rarely ever says what he truly wants to say
Has a fake smile. Usually lies or only deals with half truths.
He is such a complex character. I really do want people to appreciate him and his intricacies more. The fact that his entire personality and story is done so well and continues to actually grow and expand as the story progresses is something that genuinely makes me want to keep watch of him. I have never, in all my fandoms, stuck to a character as long as I did with Kaeya, and honestly? I know I'm not alone with this.
Look at how well they made our boy!
#the longest other characters have lasted with me is 6 months at most but kaeya has been eating my brain for YEARS#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#note: everything listed here is from the kaeya hangout/limited events/character stories. None of these are HCs#but no seriously look at how much we have of him and yet all of this is still barely scratching the surface augh#im gonna keep digging#HIS FLAWS ARE APPRECIATED IN THIS HOUSE#room for growth and error? thats very cool. give me more pls#give kaeya the dan heng treatment đ#bro's character is legit getting more and more detailed its amazing like ayo why is genshin leaving other characters in the dust?!#look at how they made kaeya and compare it with others who have lower lore relevance...#some characters stopped growing after they were introduced :(#tbh the fact that genshin released a starter character this amazing made several of us stick to the game#thats amazing tbh...
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Gloria is so silly I just HAD to draw her!! đ
My coloring is kinda lazy and stuff yâall my bad. Thatâs why I donât usually color my sketches. But also I think it kinda smeared in with the pen so thatâs why.
I love Gloria SO MUCH!!! I LOVE MARGARETTE!! I LOVE ARNOLD!!! AHHH!! đđđ
#thats not my neighbour fanart#thatâs not my neighbor#tnmn#thats not my neighbor game#thats not my neighbor#gloria schmicht#arnold schmicht#margarette bubbles#THEY ARE SO SILLY#I LOVE THEM SM#Gloriaâs eyes are so glorious#still waiting on my stylus pen#Gloriaâs eyes are so golden#Arnold ships Francis and angus together#headcanon that Arnold writes the most craziest but interesting stories ever to be published#they still get allowed tho because itâs funny#Gloria literally has cat eyes#these three are literally besties#tnmn gloria#tnmn margarette#tnmn arnold#we need more content of them#WE NEED MORE FAN ART OF THEM#Margarette my beloved wife#drawing them as cute lil stick figures was so fun#IM GLORIA AND ARNOLDS BIGGEST FAN#I have no idea how much Gloriaâs eyes will cost#they will probably cost too much#they are too legendary#i love her eyes
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fun fact involving this - i actually wrote a folk song based on ppp while it was in its early days and it still has elias instead of kai in the lyrics
Happy Saturday Ask-A-Thon from the @ask-a-thon team! Here's your question for today:
What's your most interesting or unhinged WIP fact? Tell us about it! How did you come up with this?
Hey! Thanks for the ask! Tumblr is being weird with notifications so I only just saw this, so sorry for the delay!
One of the most interesting facts about The Princess, The Pauper and the Pirate is about one of the main characters, Kai.
He was originally part of a trio of ghost hunting ocs who i eventually repurposed into the three protagonists of PPP, and his original name was Elias.
I originally changed them into fantasy characters about six months before I had my gender crisis, and when I realised that I was a boy, I realised that the name that fit me most was the same as my favourite oc - Elias
Yeah, I named myself after my favourite badass tiefling pirate and it honestly inspired me to keep writing since I loved him so much
Thanks for the ask! :)
#eli my favourite writer#mwah#iris talks about their writing for the first time in centuries#it was called a pirate's lullaby and it lowkey sucks i wrote it in my old school notebook at like 1am at some point in year 8#i still have it but the rhythm is completely out#it is no lullaby lets be honest#it would wake me up cuz its such a cacophony but WHATEVER IT SHOWS MY JOURNEY#THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT#anyways...#beloveds <3#writing stuff
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me when im crazy about two characters that dont even know each other.
Thank you to @oathofkaslana for writing the id for this!!
#Paperâs art#Paperâs genshin art#Sayu#amber#genshin impact#hey guys.#hey. Guys. What if i exploded#I could go on and on and on#If i was writing this a little earlier then i probably would#BUT !!#i lied im gonna talk now#Ok so sayus sensei. Ambers grandpa.#they were both mentor/ parental figures and very very important to amber and sayu#And then they left and never came back and didnt tell them much if anything at all.#And their leaving caused sayu and amber to get their visions.#Both of them were trying to figure what to do after their sensei/grandpa left#I feel like im not explaining this very well but whatever#Sauy and amber are soo similar guys#amberâs book about flying courage#Sayuâs vision story about weakness and strength#ALSO THE WINDDD#Sayu wouldve died probably if there wasnt wind!!#The wind blew and she got away by turning into leaves!!!!!!! Also anemo vision#The amber bird book!! The wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bird had courage and jumped!! And it flew becuase the wind came!!! Also wind glider#Btw i put the leaves and the birds in the comic becaue of that but whatever#Also theres more but idk idk idk lets talk about who the sensei is#As far as we know from the game- we know like ntohing. The only things we know from sayu is that theyâre taller than sayu and smiles pretty#So why did i make the sensei kazuhaâs friend? Because why not.#When i first heard about sayus sensei thats who popped into my head so ill stick with it. It also explains why sensei didnt come back yet#Ok theres no more tag space left
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i know madeline is like, canonically with alex, but for some reason i heavily headcanon her (and baddy) as aromantic. madeline is of course The Struggler about it.
madeline: i justâŚdon't feel things like that for people. does that make me broken? maybe i just haven't met the right person???
badeline: fuck holding hands. what i look like doing romance and shit. lol. lmao even. that shit sounds ASS.
#this is of course what i headcanon when i'm not having maddy and baddy smooch#they're in a QPR. thats my story and im sticking to it#romance is boring by los campesinos gets louder in the background#celeste#madeline celeste#badeline celeste#aromatic#they have a tom and jerry dynamic. too busy running around hitting each other with mallets for romance
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GreedxLing Week Day 1: Love Language
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Returning to Xing wasn't what Ling had expected when he'd left home all those months ago. So much had changed, it was hard to believe it had been less than a year since the first time he'd trekked through the desert with Lan Fan and Fu in tow, planning out his first steps for finding the philosopherâs stone and considering the best way to trick the emperor into believing he held the key to immortality for long enough for Ling to maneuver himself into power. Fu had advised him not to get too far ahead of himself, but Ling had refused to even entertain the notion that he might return empty handed. His clan was counting on him. Failure wasn't an option.
Now they were making the return trip with the Chang Clan heiress and a homunculus who until very recently had been coinhabiting Lingâs body.Â
Lan Fan had lost her arm, and as guilty as Ling felt for dragging her into the fight that had claimed it, she wouldnât let him apologize. She insisted it was her choice, and one sheâd gladly make again, and he knew her well enough to recognize that if he kept feeling sorry for her sheâŚprobably wouldnât actually punch him in the faceâbecause that would be improper and against her vow to protect himâbut she would be seriously tempted to do so. He didnât mention it again.
And they were returning without Fu.
They were bringing him home, of course they were. They could hardly do otherwise. But it was only his remains making the journey in the urn Lan Fan insisted on carrying herself, carefully checking and repacking it every time they stopped to rest. The old man himself would never again walk at Lingâs shoulder and offer advice that Ling was often too stubborn and foolish to take.
Ling wished they could have stayed in Amestris a bit longer. Just to take some time to heal and rest, to adjust to everything. But the emperorâs health wouldnât hold forever, and if one of his siblings ascended to the throne before Lingâs return then everything would be for nothing. And Lan Fanâs new automail made it crucial to get across the desert before the summer heat could settle in and threaten to burn her.Â
Most importantly, Fu needed to be laid to rest properly, with full rites instead of the stopgap cremation ritual that Lan Fan had been taught as a childâbecause the life of a royal bodyguard was dangerous and often took one far from home to die. To truly let his spirit rest, Fu needed a real funeral. Getting that done as soon as possible was the least Ling owed to the man who had been like family to him, closer and more beloved than most of his blood relatives.
If Ling thought about that for too long heâd break down, and then Lan Fan would feel obligated to try and comfort him even though sheâd lost so much more than he had. He couldnât do that to her. He had to stay strong.
So he focused on easier things, like getting to know Mei Chang, and adjusting to Greed having a separate body.
The fact that bonding with the little sister heâd been raised to regard as an annoying obstacle at best, and a credible threat to his life at worst, qualified as âeasierâ was a testament to how out of control his life had gotten.
The fact that he felt the need to adjust to not sharing his body with the personification of a deadly sin was probably evidence that heâd gone completely insane.
He didnât really know how to interact with either of them.
Mei didnât seem to know how to interact with him either. She switched between regarding him with a suspicion that bordered on outright hostility, as sheâd no doubt been taught to act around any competing heir, and a starry eyed admiration that came with repeated thanks for promising to protect her clan and offers to help him with anything he needed that frankly made Ling more uncomfortable than when she looked like she wanted to stab him. He didnât know how to convince her that his commitment to bringing together all the clans was genuine and not dependent on her sucking up to him.
Also her tiny panda had bitten him like five times, and he didnât heal as quickly as he used to.
And Greed. Greed was the same as heâd always been, probably, but Ling wasnât used to observing him from the outside. He knew what the homunculus was thinking and feeling in any situation still, could make his stupid sarcastic jokes in unison with him most of the time, but that was just the knowledge of familiarity. He couldnât hear the outline of Greedâs thoughts the way he used to, or feel the echoes of his emotions. And Ling was starting to realize that for as good as theyâd gotten at communicating, their mental conversations maybe hadnât been much like talking, because he found it difficult to put anything he wanted to say to Greed into words.
He wanted to say so much to Greed. He wanted to reassure him that they could still rule Xing together even if they were separate people now. Wanted to ask if Greed still wanted that, or if heâd rather find something of his own, even if Ling was scared of the answer to that question. He wanted to scream at Greed for being an idiot and trying to sacrifice himself, for lying to him, for almost leaving him behind. He wanted to beg Greed to never do that again, because Ling needed him, and missed him even when he was still here, and he didnât know how heâd ever recover if Greed left him entirely.
Ling wanted to tell Greed he loved him, and that he thought Greed loved him too, thought he had felt it when Greed shoved Ling away to protect him at the cost of his own life.
But now that Greed was in his own body, looking like his old self and also an entirely new person to Ling, it was hard to be confident that he still felt the same, or even that heâd ever felt that way at all. Maybe Ling had been projecting, the confusion and emotion of that moment overwhelming him and making him feel what he wanted to feel from Greed.Â
Certainly Greed hadnât said anything to indicate he felt that way toward Ling since Lan Fan had flung the philosopherâs stone sheâd been carrying into the homunculusâs dissipating form andâin an alchemic reaction that Ed said âmade no senseâ and âgave him a headacheââGreedâs body from before heâd been merged with Ling reformed around him.
Greed had let Ling scream at him for lying, and being a self sacrificing idiot, and scaring him, had let shove him and also let Ling cling to him and tell him to never do anything like that again.Â
Heâd apologized for hurting Ling, but notably didnât say he was sorry for what heâd done or promise not to do it again. Ling had been a little tempted to stab him then, but he wasnât sure how many times the incomplete philosopherâs stone inside him could heal him back up. He didnât want to risk losing him again. (And, Greed had pointed out later, theyâd need to âdo the hammer trickâ at least once to prove to the emperor that Greed was immortal. Ling had vague, second hand memories of âthe hammer trick,â and he was sure they could come up with something a little less traumatizing.)
But other than the apology, Greed hadnât really talked much to Ling after coming back to life. He didnât even say that he planned to come back with them, just fell in step beside Ling as they headed out and asked how long it would take to get to Xing.
So Ling couldnât know if Greed felt the way he did, and the thought of being wrong, of ruining the relationship they did have, kept him from asking. Every big, important thing Ling wanted to say to Greed got caught in his throat.Â
Greed didnât say anything either. Sometimes it seemed like he was about to. Ling knew him well enough to tell when he was working up to being honest in a way that wasnât just not telling a lie, a way that was hard for him, but he never followed through.Â
But even though they were completely failing to talk to each other, even though the silence was awkward and painful at times when Ling thought about how easily theyâd talked and joked before, he couldnât bring himself to leave Greedâs side for long. They were rarely out of armâs reach of each other. Most often they stayed so close that Ling thought if it was anyone else heâd be freaked out by the invasion of his personal space.
It never felt like an invasion when it was Greed literally breathing down Lingâs neck, walking so close to each other it was frankly a miracle they didnât trip over each otherâs feet, sitting practically in each otherâs laps by the campfire when the chill of the desert night set in. Theyâd given up the pretense of settling into separate bedrolls after the second time theyâd woken up wrapped around each other in the sand between two unused piles of blankets.Â
But for all that easy closeness, they still barely talked.
Ling couldnât bring himself to talk to Greed, and he didnât know how to talk to Mei, and Lan Fan never liked to talk about things before sheâd had a chance to process them on her own, so Ling hardly dared to interrupt her grief with conversation. It was shaping up to be the most awkwardly silent trip in history.
Except actually Greed and Mei seemed to have no trouble talking to each other. Half the time the homunculus wasnât right beside Ling it was because heâd walked off to talk to his little sister. She wasnât nearly as standoffish with Greed, and he apparently had plenty to say to her. They got along great, other than the first time theyâd talked, when Mei had squealed âMister Greed, thatâs soââ and Ling had never found out what that was so because Greed had clapped a hand over the girlâs mouth and hissed something at her, ignoring Xiao-Mei biting his hand in retaliation.Â
Since then they had quiet conversations that cut off when Ling approached basically every day, and any time Ling asked Greed what they were talking about he just said âdonât worry about it,â or sometimes âwouldnât you like to know,â which was the type of nonanswer he only gave when he wanted to keep something to himself without technically lying.
Ling watched the two of them conspiring or plotting or whatever it was they were doing, and had to firmly remind himself that he was not jealous of a thirteen-year-old whoâd been forced to travel to a foreign country alone in a desperate bid to save the clan she was too young to bear responsibility for.
No matter how easily she got to talk to Greed.
Other than talking to Mei, the only times Greed left Lingâs side was when heâd seen something on the ground he wanted to investigate.
That at least was familiar. Ling remembered spending the winter trekking through Amestris, and how often Greed wandered off the trail to pick up a shiny rock or a weird shaped stick or a bottle cap with an interesting logo to shove in their pocket. Ed griped at him constantly for wasting time picking up trash, but that had never stopped Greed.
What was weird now was that Greed always looked at whatever he picked up critically instead of pocketing it and rejoining the group immediately. He twisted the objects this way and that, examined them in the light, and most of the time he dropped them again as if heâd found them lacking.Â
Maybe admitting to himself that what he really wanted was people to care for had eased his compulsion to collect whatever caught his eye.
(Maybe having Ling around was enough, even if it wasnât the same as it had been. Maybe he was satisfied to have a friend, and Ling could be satisfied with that too, even if neither of them ever made a move to make it something more. Or maybe that was wishful thinking.)
The first time Greed found something that met his new standards, it was nearing sunset on their first day in the desert between Amestris and Xing. Greed split off from the group and came back with a rock worn smooth by the blowing sands. The sunlight shone on the rockâs surface, and revealed little clusters of sparkles when Greed twisted it at the right angle. In different lighting it would probably look like an unremarkable gray lump, but it was beautiful in the moment. Ling understood why Greed decided to pick it up.
He didnât understand why, instead of shoving it in his own pocket as usual, Greed held it out for Ling.
âHere,â he said, looking at Ling expectantly. âTake it.â
âUm, okay?â
Ling held out his hand and Greed tipped the rock into it. It was smooth as marble, and warm from lying in the sun. It fit perfectly in Lingâs palm. He absently ran his thumb over the surface as he looked back at Greed.
Greed had a concerningly smug look on his face.Â
Suddenly suspicious, Ling asked, âAre you trying to make me carry your stuff so you can pick up even more rocks?â
The smug smile disappeared from Greedâs face.Â
âNo, Itâsâugh nevermind!â
Ling watched, bemused, as Greed stomped away, as much as anyone could stomp over shifting sand, to talk to Mei. The girl patted him comfortingly on the arm and shot Ling a dirty look that he didnât know what heâd done to deserve.
Ling tucked the rock carefully into his pocket for safekeeping, and then hurried to catch up with Lan Fan and offer to help her find a good campsite.
A few days later, as they were approaching an oasis midway between the Amestran border and the ruins of Xerxes, Greed once again found something he deemed worthy of hanging on to.Â
The oasis was one of the better documented sources of water on the journey through the desert and trade caravans came through the area regularly. Theyâd been seeing little bits and bobs that must have fallen off a wagon throughout the day. Greed had stopped to investigate most of it, but only found one thing he actually liked.Â
Once again, Greed carried his find over to Ling, this time keeping whatever it was closed in his fist as he offered it.
âHere. I want you to keep this. Not carry it for me.â
â...Right.â Ling decided not to comment on Greedâs weird behavior, instead just holding out his hand under Greedâs
A ring dropped into Lingâs palm, a black band set with a purple gemstone almost the exact color of Greedâs eyes.Â
The stone was fake, Ling could tell right away. He didnât know if Greed couldnât tell or just didnât care. For all his talk about appreciating the finer things, Greed didnât actually put much stock into how expensive or high quality anything was, perfectly content with costume jewelry as long as it was suitably flashy.Â
This ring actually wasnât nearly as gaudy as Greedâs tastes normally ran. It black band was simple, etched with a subtle geometric pattern that was only visible up close. The single stone was large, but not ridiculously so, not something that was deliberately ostentatious. Â
Ling actually liked it, and maybe it was unbecoming of a future Emperor of Xing, but Ling found he didnât care much more than Greed did about having only expensive belongings just to prove he could afford them.
Greed shifted anxiously, and Ling realized heâd been silently staring at the ring for long enough for it to get uncomfortable.
âThank yoââ
âWe must hurry, my lord.â Lan Fan called, interrupting Lingâs thanks. âWe need to reach the oasis before sundown if we hope to replenish our supplies tonight and get an early start tomorrow.â
Ling knew most people would think she sounded perfectly respectful, as befitted a bodyguard speaking to her master. But he also knew her well enough to hear how annoyed she was getting with the hold up.
âComing Lan Fan!â he called. Turning to Greed he added, âWeâd better go before she decides to stab you.â
Greed looked a little disappointed, but nodded, easily matching Lingâs pace as they began to walk again.Â
âYeah, youâre right. I donât really want to fight her.â
âBecause you donât fight women?â Ling asked.
Greed hummed in agreement and Ling rolled his eyes.
âThatâs such an old fashioned attitude. She could beat you easily, especially if you do that thing where you refuse to use your full shield until youâre already losing.â
Greed looked at Ling like he was stupid.Â
âOf course she could. Sheâs insane. I guess you never met my âsisterâ before she bit the dust, but she was fucking terrifying. And Martel wasââ Greed cut himself off, looked away for a moment before clearing his throat and continuing. âEdâs teacher took out my whole crew single handedly once. That Winry girlâs not even a fighter and she tossed us and Darius and Heinkel and those two Briggs guys out of her room like it was nothing. Not to mention your little sister beingââ
âWait,â Ling interrupted Greedâs list. âAre you saying youâre ânot the kind of guy who fights womenâ because you think all women can kick your ass?â
âI donât think all women can kick my ass,â Greed argued. âI just think women who like to fight are more likely to kick my ass than men, which is not fun for me, and women who donât fight probably have no idea how to because of stupid human gender rolls, so Iâd feel shitty for beating them up. Also the one time I tried to fight Lust she backed me into a corner and slashed my arms off like ten times in a row while saying I should never hit a lady, so. Donât really want to do that again.â
Ling burst out laughing as they hurried to catch up with Lan Fan, and ignored Greedâs protests about his reasoning making perfect sense.
He slipped the ring onto his finger as they walked.
He didnât miss Greedâs pleased smile.
They reached Xerxes before midday, and decided to rest there and head out again the next morning.Â
Greed announced that he was going to take a look around the place. When Ling stood to go with him he added that he wanted to go alone.
Ling tried to hide his hurt and disappointment at that. He had thought theyâd been getting a little more comfortable around each other the last few days.
He must not have succeeded, because Greed suddenly looked panicked and added, âI mean alone for now! We can go together later, that would be cool. But you shouldâŚrest! Because you need more of that than me. And you should let me find places that are safe to explore first since youâre all human now andâŚsquishy.â He winced at his own word choice. âOkay, see you later, bye!âÂ
Greed all but fled from where theyâd settled in the shade of a ruined building, and Ling watched him go.
Greed was being very weird since the Promised Day. Well, he was always weird, but now it was obvious even to Ling, whoâd mostly gotten used to his baseline bizarre behavior.Â
Greed almost never said what he meant, for all that he didnât lie, but he was normally way smoother at talking his way around things. Smooth enough that he could even fool himself into believing his bullshit.
And Ling couldnât figure out why Greed kept giving him stuff. Sure, his whole âI want everythingâ routine was just a cover for the fact that he couldnât even admit to himself that he just wanted friends. Ling was able to tell that almost right away, once they joined up with Ed and he let himself think of Greed as something other than an enemy he had to resist.Â
But heâd never picked up on any real inclination to give things away, no matter how much he cared about the people around him more than heâd ever let on. He also liked having stuff. And yet he hadnât kept any of the things heâd picked up on their journey.
Ling could hear Greed make his way through the ruined city streets. He was not gifted in stealth, much to the dismay of their traveling companions when theyâd been trying to evade the Amestran military over the long months of winter.Â
It sounded like he was digging through the rubble and flipping stones too big for a human hands to easily move. Ling wondered what he hoped to find. The place had been abandoned for generations. Then again, most people left it alone rather than ransacking it, out of respect for the terrible tragedy that had happened here, so maybe there was something worth finding.Â
Ling was considering whether he should tell Greed to stop rifling through the remains of a dead civilization when Greed made a triumphant noise and the sounds of digging through rubble stopped, replaced by the sounds of sprinting back towards the rest of them.
Greed audibly stopped running just around the corner of their makeshift shelter and then strolled casually into sight. Ling very kindly refrained from laughing at the terrible attempt at acting like he hadnât been rushing back. Mei had to turn away and disguise her giggles as a cough, and Lan Fan didnât bother to hide her judgemental stare.Â
Greed looked a little excited and a little nervous as he walked over to Ling, though Ling wasnât sure if someone who hadnât spent a few months inside Greedâs head would be able to see that through the false air of confidence heâd put on. He was holding something behind his back.
Greed stopped directly in front of Ling and said, âI found this for you,â before all but shoving the hidden object into Lingâs hands.
It was a dagger in a sheath that had maybe once been brightly painted but had long since faded to the barest hints of a pattern. The hilt and cross guards formed elegant curves, and there was a blue jewel inset in the pommel. Ling drew the blade, and though it had long lost its edge, it must have been well made and also incredibly sheltered from the elements wherever Greed had dug it out from, because it was in remarkable condition for how old it must have been. It would probably only need a little bit of maintenance to be usable.Â
It was a beautiful weapon, but also a practical one, lacking in the tacky extra spikes and jagged edges that Ed liked to give things, and that Greed had often praised as looking âpretty sweet.â It was obvious that Greed had picked it with Lingâs tastes in mind.
âThank you,â Ling breathed. âItâs perfect. I love it.â
He looked up from the blade to find Greed grinning at him, somewhere between elated and self satisfied.
âI donât have anything for you,â Ling added, suddenly feeling guilty for taking so many gifts from Greed without offering something in return. âI could go findââ
âYou donât have to,â Greed interrupted, still smiling. âI mean, you can if you want. You know Iâll never say no to a present. But you donât have to. I didnât give it to you so youâd give me something.â
âWhy did you, then?â Ling asked.
The smile slipped off of Greedâs face, but before Ling could freak out about making him sad, Lan Fan and Mei both groaned in frustration, in a display of synchronicity that Ling didnât think boded well for his future well being.
âLing Yao, you are so stupid!â Mei exclaimed. She sounded less hostile than he might have expected with that statement. Her tone almost reminded him of when Al would sometimes despair over what an idiot his big brother was.
âHeâs not the only problem,â Lan Fan argued. âGreed, you need to stop acting like a child and use your words.â
Ling was officially lost. He looked between his three companions in hopes of finding a clue to what was happening, and was completely disappointed in that hope.Â
âLan Fan, do you know whatâs going on?â Ling asked.Â
âOf course I do!â she snapped before taking a deliberate breath and continuing in something closer to her normal calm and respectful way of speaking to him. Ling could still clearly hear her holding herself back from calling him an idiot.
âLing, you are my prince, my lord, my future emperor. I would follow you anywhere, I would kill and die for you, and I know you will be a good king to our people. But I cannot deal with this foolishness another second. It was a nice distraction at first, but itâs gone on for far too long.â
She turned away from him to speak to Mei. âI'm going for a walk. Would you like to join me, Princess?â
âYes, actually,â Mei chirped, hopping to her feet. â I wanted to take a look around and see if I could find any surviving records of the types of alchemy that were studied here. Hopefully something that doesnât involve human sacrifice for a change.â
âWait,â Greed said, sounding slightly panicked. âMei, you said you wanted to help me.â
âI did want to help you, mister Greed, but Lan Fanâs right. This is taking too long. You two need to sort this out before we get back, or weâre kicking both of your butts, okay?â
Lan Fan, alarmingly, did not object to the idea of Mei kicking Lingâs butt, and instead calmly walked away with the younger girl.
Ling looked back at Greed, who was staring after Mei like a man lost at sea watching his last hope of rescue disappear over the horizon.
âDo you know what we're supposed to be working out?â Ling asked, watching Greed's attention snap to him in a wide eyed stare. âBecause I really don't want to get beat up by my little sister and my best friend. Actually, I think I liked it better when they hated each other.â
âRight,â Greed said. He took a deep breath and shook his arms out, his expression settling into something more calm and confident that was almost convincing. âI can use my words, no problem. I don't act like a child.â
âOf course,â Ling agreed, trying to sound encouraging.Â
Privately he had his doubts. This sounded like it was going to be a serious conversation, and while Greed has many strengths and good qualities, the ability to talk about serious thingsâor gods forbid his own emotionsâwas not one of them. He hadn't even been able to tell the difference between wanting world domination and wanting friends until Ling spelled it out for him.
Ling thought he might know what this was about, or hoped he did anyway. But he wouldn't push. If he was wrong it would be awful, and if he was right then it was best to let Greed try and get it out on his own time.
âI wantâI mean Iâyouâre soââ Greed cut himself with a muttered curse. âLet me start over?â
âSure. Take your time.â
Greed took a few more breaths, looking everywhere but at Ling, before seeming to gather the nerve to continue.
âI want to rule Xing with you,â Greed said in a rush, so fast Ling could hardly make out the words. âI mean, if that offer's still on the table. If I didn't screw it up forever with the lying to you and almost dying and making you waste that philosopher's stone to save my ass. I really hope I didn't screw it up?â
That wasn't exactly what Ling had wanted to hear, but it was still good. It meant Greed wanted to stay with him, and Ling wanted to rule Xing together too. That could be enough. It really could.
He refused to let himself be disappointed.
âYou didn't screw anything up,â he reassured. âOf course the offer still stands. I thought that was obvious when you decided to come back with us.â
Greed shook his head. âNoâwell yes, but. What I mean isâŚwe aren't sharing the same body anymore.â
âYes, I've noticed that.â Ling agreed slowly, once again lost as to what Greed was even talking about.
âRight. Of course you have. Obviously.â Greed waved his hand vaguely, as if shooing away Lingâs comment. âSo, now weâre two different people. I mean we always were, but like, legally or whatever. And, you know, normally if two different people are ruling a country together itâs because theyâre together. I guess usually married, technically.â
Oh.Â
Oh.Â
That was actually a bit more than Ling had been hoping for, to be honest. But Greed never did anything halfway.
Before Ling could say anything, Greedâs mind visibly caught up with his mouth. His face turned a very interesting shade of red.
âWait, no, thatâs not what Iââ Greed waved both hands in the space between them, like he could maybe catch and take back the words. âI donât mean we should get married right now! Or ever, if you donât want. We really havenât known each other that long, even if it feels like I���ve known you forever. I just meantâI really want to stay with you, and not just because I want to rule a country. So maybe we could date? Or something? God, I sound like an idiot! Forget I said anything, Iâm just gonna go dig a hole and bury myself for a few hours. Or years.â
Greed turned away, and Ling just managed to shake himself out of his shock in time to catch his hand before he could make a break for it.Â
Greed could have pulled away easily. There was no way Ling, who was back to being an ordinary human, could have held a homunculus who really didnât want to stay put. But Greed didnât pull away. Instead he stopped like he was rooted to the ground. He looked down at where their hands were joined between them, then twisted his so he could interlock their fingers.
Ling couldnât stop the huge smile growing across his face, no doubt completely goofy and undignified, and not even serving a purpose like the ones he used to put on for his airheaded prince act. He didnât really care.
âI donât think you sound like an idiot,â Ling said. âI want to stay with you not just to rule a country too.â
Greed eyes darted up from their hands to look searchingly at Lingâs face. âReally?â He asked.
Of course, for all Greedâs blustering self aggrandizement, he really didnât think very highly of himself. Ling might be the only one to know the truth of that, so he knew how hard it must have been for Greed to come out and say that he wanted to be with Ling, without even hiding behind some convoluted speech about wanting to own him.
It gave Ling the courage to do something hard himself.
âYes, really. Couldnât you feel it when we were sharing a body?â Ling really hadnât thought heâd been subtle, but Greed just tilted his head in question. âGreed, I love you.â
Greed gasped, looking at Ling like heâd just performed a miracle. He raised his free hand and gently, almost hesitanty, cupped the side of Lingâs face.Â
âIââ Greed started, and then gave up trying to talk in favor of leaning forward and kissing Ling.
It was a chaste kiss, just a brush of their lips really, and Ling wasnât sure if Greed was being considerate for his comparative lack of experience, or if the vulnerability of the moment had made the homunculus feel uncertain in the action himself.Â
Either way, that simple press of lips felt amazing, electric in a way it maybe didnât have any right to. A part of Ling would probably always miss the closeness of sharing his body with Greed, but now he realized that having their own bodies opened up a lot of exciting new possibilities.
All too soon, Greed pulled away again. He stared into Lingâs eyes, looking every bit as dazed and happy as Ling felt.
âI love you too,â Greed said, his voice barely above a whisper but the only thing Ling could hear.Â
Greedâs new old body was taller, and Ling had to reach up to wrap a hand around the back of his head and tug him down into another, deeper kiss. But Greed leaned back in so easily he barely had to pull, so that was okay.
Eventually theyâd need to talk more, about what they both wanted, about how to frame their relationship to the emperor and the people of Xing so it wouldnât hurt their chances at the throne. But all of that could wait. For now, Ling was more than happy to let the world fall away as he stood in the ruined city and kissed the man he loved.
When the girls returned to find them like that, Mei seemed torn between finding the romance sweet and being disgusted by her brother kissing someone. She landed on disgusted, sticking her tongue out and saying, âBlech! Do that somewhere else!â before flopping down next to her bags and pulling out a notebook, presumably to take note of whatever alchemical oddities sheâd spotted on her walk.
Lan Fan still looked tired and sad, and probably would for a long time yet, but when she smiled at Ling he could tell it was genuine. âIâm happy for you, young lord,â she said, and her voice sounded lighter than heâd heard it since before she cut off her arm.
So much had changed since heâd set off for Amestris nearly a year ago, and Ling had lost things he would never get back. But heâd gained more than heâd ever thought to dream as well.Â
As he sat in the ruins of the city whose destroyer they had helped defeat, with his best friend, the little sister he never thought heâd be allowed to care for, and the love of his life by his side, Ling thought heâd be ready for whatever changes the future might hold.
#greedxlingweek2024#fma#greed fma#ling yao#greedling#i love these idiots#write a freaking story without thousands of words of introspection up front challenge level impossible#I was like oh i'll just do a quick lil thing about greed's love language being gift giving#thats fun and ironic but also suits him#I guess they'd need to be in separate bodies for it to really work though. ill set it on the return trip to Xing in an AU where greed#got his old body back after the self sacrifice attempt#but then i had to address all the emotional baggage and trauma theyd have at that point#before i could convince my brain to write the dang prompt#your honor in my defense i am simply a yapper#writing a version of greed who has been forced to confront the mortifying ordeal of being known and admit that he wants friends is fun#because he cant hide behind 'ooh im so evil and badass and i want to own you all' anymore#and ive decided hed be incredibly bad and awkward at that#hes got no practice!#ive never written lings pov before#not sure if i got his voice right#ive also never written them separated like this before#i prefer when they're sharing a body usually. ill probably stick them back together for the rest of the week#anyway these tags have gotten out of hand and i need to go to bed#enjoy the greedling!
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who up seeing their disorder in a fictional character but feel like its not their place to put a name on it
#id have to be waterboarded before i can talk abt how i see a lot of my adhd and personality in mitsumi iwakura let alone post it#idk how to talk abt this without feeling like im talking over or invalidating ppls experiences relating with a character#someone was talking abt how ppl tie laios' autism to special interest and social difficulties but not much else which kinda flattens it#and then went into a respectful in depth analysis of other autistic behaviour that laios exhibits and it wasnt phrased meanly#its fascinating and important to me to hear someone explain a little bit abt traits that they recognized and often go overlooked#because it does help me learn more about it. but i think thats also where hesitancy kicks in when it comes to depicting it accurately#like i have adhd and some of my adhd symptoms overlap with autism (time blindness and pattern seeking behaviour) but that only means#it feels familiar to me even without having autism. on top of that traits arent always cleanly determined as being /caused/ by#a disorder. to understand my environment i compare it to something unrelated but similar to make it more familiar and for the longest time#i thought that was a personality thing and not an information processing thing since i loved playing pretend in my head as a kid#so if you make a character who experiences that hoping to reach people that also experience that and tell them its not weird or#smth youre making up like. thats the goal. ppl who dont get it arent expected to it just means it doesnt cater to them but it helps them#become familiar to it yk? since i dont have autism myself i dont feel confident i can depict it properly or explain it in my own words#but that doesnt mean im trying to dismiss it or try and cut it out completely.. ill just leave the floor open to someone who /can/#a lot of issues around fanon depictions are when smth is baselessly popularized or a characters personality and behavior is flattened#especially to fit them into a trending meme. its harmless and its supposed to be for fun but it gets tricky when you drag things that#need to be carefully explained beforehand or else it gets lost in translation. like that tweet abt 'hyperfixating' on cooking pasta#once it becomes popular language usually the original meaning is left out for the sake of simplifying it for everyone that when it#circles back theres a sort of hesitancy like. am i using it the way it was intended or am i unknowingly using the popularized version of it#actually thats probably why i felt wrongfooted during diagnosis bc it felt like i was misusing the words i heard to describe what i felt#i /know/ i see a lot of myself in mitsumi because our minds are always somewhere else and we tend to put good faith first and for me#that personal connection is enough. but idk it feels like its always gonna have to be 'palatable' first before i can talk abt it openly#mad respect to writers and creators who stick to their story even if theres the looming fear of ppl misinterpreting it and letting them#have it.. its been almost 2 weeks and i am so close to deleting that m3 dunmeshi drawing bc ppl keep saying chilchuck wouldnt have 200 HP#IT LITERALLY SAYS I MADE IT WHILE WATCHING EP 1. I USED EARTHBOUND LOGIC AND I WASNT EVEN TAKING IT SERIOUSLY CHILL#yapping
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the idea that jc is the main character of mdzs is so nonsensical its almost laughable to me honestly. he couldve been /a/ main character if mxtx had focused the narration around both wwx and him. it wouldve changed the story to be the tale of two brothers instead of being primarily a love story but all the components of the existing story couldve remained intact as one half of a two sided story. however even then he wouldve been one of two main characters. ive thought quite a bit about it over the years since i read mdzs and i cannot think of any way to tell the events of the story with jc as Thee Main Characterâ˘. the main plot is driven by solving a mystery that jc had a passing knowledge of, at best, so even if mxtx had focused the pov entirely around jc the way she did wwx, it would be debatable if he was actually the main protagonist or if he functioned as an outsider pov to the main events. i mean that wouldve been an incredibly interesting choice and i wouldve had sooooo many Thoughts about how heâs barely the protagonist in his own story, but thats not the choice mxtx made
#im not a jc hater hes one of my favorite side characters but he is a side character and youre fooling yourself if you believe hes the mc#the main plot is solving nmjâs murderâ the process of investigating it is what frames the flashbacks to wwxâs first life#yeah one could say âif jc was the mc nmjâs murder wouldntve been as importantâ but that would fundamentally change the story#âif jc was the mc the story would very differentâ proves the jc isnt the main character#jc is undeniably a very important character who heavily influences the plot but he is not the main character#i want to study him like a bug but he is not involved in the main framing device and only a main player in one of the main themes (debts)#he is marginally involved with the themes about reputation and morality but as an outsider judging WWXâS reputation and morality#hes only mentioned as much as he is in the narration bc wwx loves him so much/feels so indebted to him#he was fooled by wwxâs facade too. he believed wwx had gone badâ he wouldve been extremely ineffective at pealing back the layers of it#wwx is so painfully the main character its kinda ridiculous#retelling mdzs from jcâs perspective is a excellent framing for a fic or a spinoff story but thats BECAUSE he is a side character#mdzs#mdzs thoughts#mine#the brightside to having a weird character tag for mine means i can tag this for him without sticking this in the main tag#jcwy#i am truly sorry if this ends up in his tag anyway i intentionally never spelled out his name to help prevent it
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i feel like thereâs this stereotype in gender studies that only women can be interested in them or only women can want to talk about female historical figures and like . iâm not a woman just because i decided to take a gender studies approach to my essay đ
#i went to listen to an author at a round-table yesterday and she talked about how silly she finds the idea that if you are a certain Type of#someone (belonging to a certain race gender age religion etc) you canât write about certain topics . she brought it up in relation to how#she being mixed-race should not just be confined to telling stories about mixed-race people . thats shes more than just the category society#has decided she is . and she had a lovely quote thatâll stick with me âunderstanding someone is not linked to assigned identity but to#empathyâ and thats the thing really . when you tell a man he canât be interested in gender studies because heâll ânever get itâ or whatever#you are cutting him off from his want to learn and empathise . why would you ever do that#the neat little boxes weâve made up to organise our lives donât actually exist guys . you can do whatever you want forever#i as a trans nb guy can focus on female figures and do my silly little gender studies and nothing has to explode#and im not âwoman liteâ or ânot actually transâ for it good lord#jay rambles
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