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just finished arcane, jayvik seriously needs to just get married like omg please 💀💀💀
#arcane season 2#the writers know what they're doing#they hug hold hands and etc after fighting and then turn into space matter (or something???) in each others arms?#thats marriage#arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#jayvik#this is very funny to me for some reason#i wish we got to see lol herald animated though
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I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.
It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.
And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.
It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.
#imagine youre in an eternal spite marriage with your ex who you're in love with because he's in love with your other ex#who youre also in love with#and your spitehusband who hates you turns to drugs to cope with the traumatic death of his daughter (which you caused but who's counting)#and you just follow him around cleaning up his messes and propping him up and keeping him alive#because despite everything you do love him#and you find him mid bender and he's told his life story to a reporter and he didn't even mention you#and you're just trying to protect him from himself so he doesn't pass out in a pool of blood on the floor#and he tells you that you're a burden#that youre the thing thats killing him#that 10 hours with a stranger made him feel more alive than your whole relationship#and he says that youre BORING#that all your trauma and grief and fear made you UNINTERESTING#yeah id do some saw trap shit too#blorboposting#benni proof#interview with the vampire#loumand#iwtv
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Fic where after realizing his feeling charles looks up edwardian courting tactics because he CANNOT chance edwin misunderstanding him after rejecting him the first time. he does his research and after countless books and internet dives, he's reached a solution: he will propose marriage
#vio.txt#yes there were many fun rules of social interaction that have been romanticized by historial dramas#but this is far funnier#and usually thats how a courtship began with upper class couples since much of the time marriage and courtship were a financial ritual#but i think charles would see this and go. my bestie is emotionally repressed. he is edwardian.#conclusion: all edwardians are emotionally repressed and require direct action. bit weird but ill do it for him <3#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#'two blokes can get married nowadays. i can ask for your hand in marriage properly n all isnt that brill'
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no way, baby. IM IT
#fuck#you're delusional#i mean#you're insane#why would you even want this?#yes i loved you and then all we did was resent each other and try to control each other#we caused each other pain#THATS MARRIAGE#bars....
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when payneland eventually gets together i fully believe they date for one week and then send out the wedding invitations
#like they are CONSTANTLY talking about how they have forever together and how they want to be together for the rest of time#i know charles would suddenly go ‘lets get married’ and edwin would be like ‘oh yeah thats legal now well off we pop’#cause that man can never say no to charles#and he never wants to anyway#seriously though i think everyone else would view it as such a big deal#but the boys would just see it as a piece of paper proving how they’ve felt about eachother since they MET#yes charles frames their marriage certificate and puts it behind the desk#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detective agency#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland
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i never posted this lol
#i wish we got just a little more time before kanaya met rose like she needed to go on a quest for love a soulsearch#not for any deep character fleshing out reasons but because it would be funnie#laying down the schmooves on rose Hey Girl “What?” Um#egg art#homestuck#kanaya maryam#sollux captor#karkat vantas#kanayas isnt really about. the abstract beauty and nuances with courting#but thats ok her peculiar woman swag will carry her to marriage in the future
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"i could kill you right now if i wanted" "mmhmm"
edit: thanks @maileesque for id, it is in alt text
#zukka#blee arts#thats just what their marriage is like#i feel like its been forever since i drew them
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id render YOU in any universe
aus in order from top left to bottom right: we have always lived in the apartment by quinn @thatneoncrisis | harrow nova | gehenna the first also by quinn | arranged marriage au | canon
#quinn owns like half these aus we split custody often#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#griddlehark#dudele#harrow nova#gehenna the first#we have always lived in the apartment#two weddings and a funeral#<=== thats the name of the arranged marriage au. i have info on it but its not organized yet enough to share sorry#tlt
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imagine the chaos of a no66 au when anakin discovers the entire shadow lineage is getting married and quinlan has a kid
#star wars#legends stuff#korto vos#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#quinlan vos#anakin is freaking out about whats going to happen to him and how hes supposed to explain the secret marriage#and then tholme is like 'thats great skywalker. now is the 16th free bc i need to book the venue by tomorrow'#also so funny how it's the shatterpoint lineage the shadow lineage and the... disaster lineage
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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#i love this meme thats going around lmao#its them#its always them#caitvi#legends of runeterra#piltover's finest#the reason why league caitvi has a chokehold on me is that fake marriage fic and i cant stop thinking about how good it is
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Bro 6’1” and 5’0” isn’t a predatory relation that’s a long distance relationship 🙏
#im so mad thats the funniest fucjint dunk on my marriage you could give#anon do you know how rare it is for me to hear a new short joke???!?
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Mac McDonald - "Gay"
#iasip#mac mcdonald#gay mac rules#oc#sorry for the indigo readability i spent like an hour and thats the best shade i could get#annoyed there was no s16 direct gay mention#gay ass season but no 'gay' lol#eps in order for you ->#Mac's Banging the Waitress#Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom#The Gang Sells Out#Mac Fights Gay Marriage#Mac Day#Asskickers United#The Gang Goes to Hell#x2#Hero or Hate Crime#The Gang Tends Bar#The Gang Gets New Wheels#The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem#The Gang Gets Romantic#The Gang Texts#The Gang's Still in Ireland#Mac Finds His Pride
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✩‧₊‧🥰.⊹♡
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#s4#ts4 gameplay#holland family save#holland g1#renee holland#ezra ramos#sofia holland#crying bc thats literally what ezra was thinking abt when they were cuddling :(#but one of this gens rules is no marriage so idk#occult legacy challenge
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a little family
#buddy daddies#my art#doodles#sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay#but lets not talk about that#we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering#reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief#what 1 little girl does to a man#its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much#i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen#everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK#only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married#ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid
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Whenever I talk about Kim and Harry getting married I inevitably get people in my notes saying things like "they wouldn't get married because no one is married in Revachol anymore" which like sure but also that is definitely a doomer hyperbole. Judit is married, plaisance is married, and Billie and Tommy. Lilienne was married too, and so was Trant. Plenty of people get married in Revachol, and besides that, we know that Harry *wants* to be married. He wanted Dora to be his wife. He still refers to her as his ex-wife and is so incredibly disappointed when he finds out she wasn't. Jean said "no one is married anymore" and that's become like some irrefutable Canon people have adopted but you have to remember Jean is one of the most miserable cunts in the game, of course he's gonna be pessimistic about this *especially* since it was said to Harry, the guy he spends most of the game antagonizing.
I guess my point is that I refuse to believe Harry wouldn't want Kim to wife him up first chance they get just because of a grumpy ass comment made by a dude with the world record for largest stick up ass.
#I promise you its okay to let your faves be sappy I promise you marriage is not actually a crazy concept#just bc the fictional city is a hard fuckin place to live#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#kimharry#jean vicquemare#and I'll give a little grace just bc maybe yeah they couldnt get married because of homophobia#but not because no one gets married period#thats a goofy take
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