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a few self-indulgent sketches to feed my robokissers out there. stay strong my kings
#inscryption#p03#inscryption spoilers#self insert#creseytion#oc x canon#self indulgent#self insert x canon#p03 x reader#WE ARE MARRIED.#thats literally my wife right there
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guys i miss my wife <- literally just watched an episode yesterday
#mine.txt#i think watching back-to-back banger episodes that heavily appeal to me right when i gotta go back to locking in for my grades#may not have been the healthiest thing to do for my mental state#but whatever i love my wife more than i do my peace of mind#and honestly whats more romantic than yearning for something thats literally right at your fingertips
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I've been feeling so stuck on all my WIPs and the prompts I've got in my backlog lately it's like I can't WRITE and I miss it 😭 perhaps some fresh prompts if any of you would like to ask for something.............................. 👀👉👈
#carraville OR beville though in case it wasnt obvious I'm mostly on my beville bs right now I literally cant stop thinking about them#any prompts at all... standalone fics.... installments to existing universes....#existing universes since it's been so long u may have forgot: happyish beville verse. the wife gary saga. and the ga(r)y verse#there might be others tbh. maybe IM the one thats forgot#carraville#beville
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thinking abt how much river and the doctor's hiding the damage also shapes thasmin
#said it before i'll say it again but yaz you totally got the spouse treatment#unfortunately being the doctor's wife fucking sucks!!!!#unless youre a time machine#also said this before but in my head theyre like categorised as bluebeards wives#clara river yaz. rose not so much. she lived#the others are all various shades of dead#'but dimitri yaz lived thats the end of her arc' sure but. thematically. all *gestures at potd reovlution tmleschldrn* was suicidal as fuck#okay no like yaz lives but she doesnt get the life she wants#she is alive technically but she dies in that. shes brought back home#if her leaving home is the coming out you know? then being brought back is being stuffed back in the closet#even if not in the literal details bc her family is supportive#then in the metaphorical way that The Doctor Life is the life she wants to live#and she doesnt GET that#bc. the doctor dies#and whos the doctor in potd? right#see? i connected the dots
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people who hate dina are such red flags tbh
#like how could u NOT love dina?? thats my literal wife right there!#the last of us#tlou#dina tlou#dina woodward#dina nolastname
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I'm extremely in love with a non-existent character, how do I tell my therapist?
I've been madly in love with Namine Ritsu, a UTAULOID. He has a very sweet voice (and I thank Canon for the Voice Providing), he's attractive to me, and I find him perfect for me. I accept his flaws, perfections, and just him in general. The problem is that I have never told anyone, so I want to tell my therapist. She helps me with my Psychosis and anger issues so I want to tell her, but I'm anxious about how it will turn out. I get incredibly jealous when another fangirl admits that they love him, and it makes me super homicidal. I feel so angry with all the UTAUloids and utaites that love him. I just feel so deeply captivated. I want to tell my therapist so bad that I draw him, I keep a diary about him, I listen to him all the time, and I really want to hurt my rivals. Is there any advice on how to tell my therapist and become more patient with my rivals? I want to be healthy and normal. (copypasta)
DON'T ASK ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM BUT IN THE /SRS WAY
#ask#anonymous#silly#GRAAAAHH#text i know youre the one sending me 99% of the asks I get#who else could it be#but no. GENUINELY i have this running gag among my friends where I call ritsu my wife#and its become less of a gag over time#i geuinely want to kiss him all over i think shes cute#i snarl and scratch at the floor and talk about how weird i think Canon is and then i hear her voice and stop everything to stare at her wi#th my big beautiful wet shiny puppy eyes#and then i start biting again#i literally started learning japanese JUST so in the future i can use ritsu RITSU SPECIFICALLY to make songs#because i love him so much and i want him to have bangers and be more recognized#i also want to frankenstein together a working english voicebank for her because i doubt we're ever getting one. but thats not in the realm#of possibility for me with the skills and other projects i have right now#anyway tell me about the crazy things YOUR hyperfix makes you do I want to hear#im not telling you all this for free /silly#Ritsu
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i think the stock market in its entirety is such a flop....back to grain markets.
#sorry i know this isnt really the topic for my followers#but imagine me trying to say this to my pretty wife who is deep into psychology and special ed academia....she just doesnt need to be burde#ed#so essentially i was watching a breakdown of current crypto trends bc i do that often sorry#and i just.....crypto is basically the absolute boiled down end of what the stock market did to businesses#instead of making. a business that does anything for society....they're made to be valuable to sell to the consumer and then itll literally#never be as valuable again?#thats why tech companies are struggling and its all bullshit. its literally just everything isnt made to work its made to be sold and thati#crypto is just abunch of losers who think theyre smarter than everyone else selling nothing to eachother... and literally why?#its like. wework wanted to be a valuable tech company so bad their frankly basic idea of communal workplace real estate#got fucked from over-valuation and scammy shit bc they want to sell stock#stock selling is like. hypothetical representations of a company that you gamble with right that should have its worth defined by the#performance of the business....in theory. but its all propped up by who ever is buying into it and why and also stupid bullshit#jergoiejgoie hahahah i have a lot of feelings about how stupid financial markets are and very little respect for them
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#personal#lmao around this time last year i decided to give up on him n LMAO girl if only you knew#i should have just talked to him but djdjjdjdjd idk it felt weird. but he even like. complained one time that we didnt talk all summer#like LMAO..... bro its two ways. u could have messaged me too xjdjjdjdjdj#tho to be fair i think he did show up to a dinner but i wasnt there bc i had just had wisdom tooth surgery n was 1. blown up like a balloon#and 2. so high on pain meds i couldnt function JFJDJJDJDJDJDJ#n e way whatever jdjdjdjd im just laughing at myself bc how did this man become my closest friend from college Zhfnnddnnd#our relationship is so weird. not in a bad way but in an unexpected way#we sat beside each other an entire semester n never talked til the last day like thats so FUNNY IDK#i even said to him that time. bc we were talkin in the hallway n went to sit for the exam n sat in our regular spots of being one seat awa#y and i was like... you know its so funny that we sat beside each other all semester and only talked today#and he was like.... hahha yeah#i was gonna introduce myself but it felt so stupid JDJJDJDJD#i didnt even know his name LMAO#i had him narrowed down to 2 names. bc he was one of like 2 guys that Always showed up in another class' zoom#and LOL i was right. he WAS one of those 2 shjdjsjsj#n e way. then the next sem came n i didnt know whether to say hi to him or not bc we talked ONCE#and i was still wearing my mask at this point and so id try to smile at him with my eyes but never got a response HDNJDJD and so i got soooo#annoyed with him. and even more so bc i kept making friends with ppl and they KNEW HIM??? and i was like WHO IS THIS????#then one time he came up to me n my friends before class n we just talked and i was like o lmao this annoyance im having??? its a big ole#crush BDNNDNDND#and in community college its hard to like. know ppls ages and that day i found out he was 2 years younger so i was like o ok 26 n 28 isnt#bad at all#but thinking back.... first things we exchanged that time was age and i think he was also trying to fish for whether i was single bc he was#talkin about this other guy havin a baby n a wife n i was like o wow !! i didnt know!!#jdjxjdjdjdk god when he found out my age he was like... oh i never would have guessed you were older. you look young ZFHJDJDJDJDJD#oh so you were Looking is that right HJXJXJXJZJZJ GOD LMAO#i look back on so many moments n im like oh duh... he must be interested#but for me its like. i will literally more easily believe literally any other theory so i thought he just liked one of my friends Zhjxjx#ya i dont think so anymorem but i thought that up until like mid january HDHXJJXJDDJJDJ
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de la tula
#raftel is laugh tale...... oh....#roger and rayleigh being gay in front of oden.....#the sea beasts being like prophets....#roger saying his son will be it.... oof.... also how does rayleigh not know....#so literally the last thing he is gonna do is go have a child.... poor rouge lmao#it is so fucked how they laugh about it.... like it is so fucked up how roger was like living the life and decided to have a son and he is#like CURSED and sad about it..... UNTIL he meets luffy but STILL.... god what a life#roger leaving rayleigh to go impregnate someone..... this is so sad....#we must open wano before joyboy arrives....#hiyori is the size of oden's head.... incredible#why is he holding her like a glass of water 😭😭#you failed to protect my family that one time but do it again while i go fight the shogun. nice plan#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 969#now that oden is an honorable man he wears his robe long... no more pantyshots 😞😞#THE BARRIER FRUIT!!!! OMG NOOOO#oh he has gone mad....#the inherited will. the dreams of the people. the current of time. the answer to freedom. thats one one piece is about babey#so if shirohige knew about the people with the d... he probs wanted to get ace to be the pirate king not only bc hes his fathers son but#because of the prophecy too.... maybe he thought the one born with poseidon was ace.....#oden crying and writhing on the beach after roger died.... he was more stable when his wife got sick 😭😭#episode 971#kaido against moria??? lmao#what is a really good dance going to do.... i do not get it#he promised to open wano right??? this is so bad when you know whats coming#the spy has been there since the start??? omg#public humiliation while they rally more troops for FIVE YEARS??? jesus#the fights are ao cool... the flower petals tunring into blood... banger#episode 970
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Watching shows with blatantly misogynistic characterisation of all the female characters with my dad is so funny because he falls right into their trap. He's like "sherry is gonna try and kill jack" "why would she do that??" "because she's a bitch" "that doesn't mean she's ok with murder??? When has she ever used physical violence??? That's not her style, she's all about background manipulation. Going through with Jack's plan plays better to her strengths of course she'll go through with it"
And lo and behold, sherry not only goes through with the plan but also iirc saves Jack's life at one point. Like you are so blinded by the "woman with power is also a horrible person", you can't even see the character anymore
#same with nina like nina deserved to kill jack#anyone in her place would do the same#except for sherry lmao#but seriously you cant make someone believe there is nowhere on earth that they will ever be safe from you#and not expect them to realise that the only way to be safe is to kill you?#jack was fr in his irrational arc that series painting it as perfectly rational decisions no its not at all because my wife is dead#its for the good of the country!! ignore how its literally to the detriment of the country#and once again i was like ??? he doesnt need to do this its not gonna help#and my dad was like ofc he does he just wants to make absolutely sure she wont betray them#and lo and behold. i was right#bro really took the characters at face value and believed what they were saying out loud to their superiors#im telling you man 'men are rational' corrupted his brain that season because the signs were all there#and thats unconscious bias for you baby!!#24 series#i hate this show <- is obsessed with it
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OH I’M GOING TO BE SO ANNOYING ONCE 1.4 COMES OUT, I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE PREPARED AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE READY FOR ME TO RANT ABOUT WVERY SINGLE THOUGHT HCQ RELATED THAT COMES TO MY HEAD
Thinking about,, Blade v Jingliu,,, the shot of them sparring together back when he was Yingxing *sobs*
#jing yuan and dan heng look extremely goofy just standing there#i wonder if its a respect thing for their duel or#if its just a decision for the trailer XD#WELL SEE!#im so excited#AND THE SHOT OF BAIHENG#literally killed me#killed me right in my heart#she was given the dead wife flashback treatment#might as well have been a shot from jingliu’s pov of her under the covers right in the morning awaking up#thats how dead wife she looks#god im so exicted#im excited#IMM EXCITED#ALSO HCQ UNRELATED#I READ UP ON QUINAIFEN’S CHARACTER STORIES#I LITERALLY FEEL INSANE ABOUT HER??? I NEED MORE OF HER LORE SO BADLY#WITH WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER FATHER#HER HOME BEING. AMELOT??#LIKE JUST HOW MUCH IF BEING PULLED FROM KING ARTHUR FOR THIS GIRLIE#Anyways#AHAHAHHAHAH#ill shut up now#hcq#high cloud quintet#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr blade#yingxing#jingliu
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ougi's smile is so pretty. especially when they are mocking you
^ beauty incarnate
#🖤#shes literally so pretty#damn im gay af#thats my wife!!!! thats my wife right there!!!!!!!#im so totally the wife person#like the wife guy#who never stops talking about their wife#thats soo me#like actually
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Being emotionally mature, waiting for your anger to calm down and talk is the best way to make sure you show what you think and burn only the bridges you want and not the whole forest but damn sometimes I just wanna throw gasoline and get a dragon or something its a whole lot more satisfying
#just talked about distancing from my dad ABD DAMN WHERE DID I LEARN SO MUCH VOCABULARY#on the other hand I wish I could say that if he and his side of the family were dead my life would be a lot better and it is their fault i#dont love them and just throw a list of all the shitty things they did and how im tired of doing whats morally right instead of whats#better for me#like bro your wife keeps digging at my mom saying she doesnt pay shit! she does! and YOU are the one with a big ass salary and retirement#and I can LITERALLY count on one hand how many conversations I had w my grandpa! AND HE COMMITED DEFAMATION AGAINST MY MOM#AT A TIME THAT A WOMAN WOULD BE SOCIALLY KILLED IF SHE WAS THE ONE CHEATING#AND HE HELPED MY DAD CHEAT#MY DAD BOUGHT HIS LOVER A TUCANO#I KNOW ITS INSANE.#Family isnt supposed to make you cry more than to make you feel safe. and you can undo all this work w time and someone willing to have#a healthy relationship w you. and thats what I plan on doing. i just need to cut contact with my dad.#.#but yk. money. and w a minimun wage I would have to live at a favela if I wanna keep living at sao paulo so that cant happen too soon
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BAH HAH
bruce you cunt-
Batman/Superman: World's Finest #16
#bruce being a bitch (affectionate)#thats my wife right there#fact is he is allowed to be a jackass right there because wdym having no powers is an excuse now#bruce: it's literally just another tuesday get yalls shit together you useless mfs#batman#superman#dc#bruce wayne#addition +#oliver queen#clark kent#dc comics#ted kord#world's finest
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why is everyone who makes videos abt ******* transphobic like
#''i dont respect ***** so i dont care to correct their pronouns'' ''*******'s husband-wife-partner-thing“ like ohhh thats ... not ...#dont get me wrong shitty people is shitty people#but youd rather be transphobic & 'right' than just make a video ... about shitty ppl ... one of em just happens to be trans#swear to god im not tone policing im j like????????????? people who claim to be allies and they dance in circles#when it comes to properly gendering someone who happens to be shitty. weird & fucked up#its literally everyone who does this btw. everyone who makes a ten thousand minute long breakdown abt this fucked up ppl#is always a fucking transphobe when it comes to that#even ***** ******!!! do we fucking remember him!!! 'interviewing' victims for a fucking CHEAP DOCUMENTARY!!!#its just so lazy and unnecessary people being like oh durr well ***** changes names and pronouns so often its hard to keep up#these people love to keep tabs on **** and everything hes done or said or posted and yet somehow choose to forget on purpose#that ***** hasnt used she/her since like maybe 2015/16. and thats been pretty consistent. and visual.#just because **** is also a transphobe who misgenders ***** doesnt mean these fucking clowns have to add onto that#literally went from actual valid critique to har har trans people be like!1!1!1 respect my pronouns lol1!1!1!1!! and its just. UGH.#cis people always educating me on the fact that they just dont care about trans identity and the moment a trans person fucks up#in front of them it is fair game to call them every name that isnt theres. jeez
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when a tree in your yard of the house you just bought falls onto your sweet neighbor's car and now you kinda owe them $10,000 but there's currently like $350 in your bank account
#🙃#help#im gonna have to borrow from my parents and then owe them forever#the tree fell last january which was literally a few weeks after we moved in#and this neighbor has been so so nice about everything-- they cut our grass for us for free#and we helped pay off some of the damages#but this poor family has been struggling to find a reasonable price for fixing the car and now their OTHER car was in an accident#and they NEED a car for him to do his job so they NEED to get it fixed asap#his wife came to our door apologizing so much with an estimate and asking for our help#and i know im liable for it because it was a tree in my yard... and god i feel awful#but shit dude it's literally ten thousand#thats like the same amount as my whole down payment on this house#and my bank is soooooo dry right now#like im paycheck to paycheck at this point#my ex is moving out soon so there will be less expenses somewhat...#but im uh. fucked#mine
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