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terr4ance · 3 months

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I have a terrible habit of not reading the books I own, so I am going to post here on tumblr to force myself to act. I am like 130 pages from the end of game of thrones, 1/3 of the way through brave new world, halfway through rethinking suicide, and very near the beginning of my late granddad's memoire. I want to finish game of thrones this week, and get further through brave new world. I will do this. this will definitely work. I never make false promises as far as goals are concerned I promise...

#booklr #books #literature #reading #no but like reading is really fun #and I wish I would just pick up a book instead of going straight to social media and youtube #same with other forms of media #I'm so indecisive I can't even choose which media to watch #then I have some kind of life event:TM: happen which means I stop watching a series halfway through #and then forget about it and can't be bothered to start watching again #the same happens with books #I really want to get through the few I've started so I can start reading snow crash and children of time #like... without feeling guilty #because I don't want to start anymore books without finishing these first #also this is how tumblrs use tags right?#just a big mess?#game of thrones #brave new world #george rr martin #aldous huxley #snow crash #neal stephenson #adrian tchaikovsky #children of time #a song of ice and fire #winter is coming #also tyrion appreciation post #we stan tyrion #my girlfriend really likes sansa and I just don't... I think that's because the tv series doesn't do a great job preserving her character #that's what my girlfriend says anyway...

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yennao · 7 days

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Girl there’s no way a shield woulda helped him.

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butterflysonnets · 1 month

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absolutely insane that mike literally p a n i c k e d when will was like "well what about us?" because will wasn't even really making things gay he was honest to god just inquiring about the state of their estranged friendship and wondering why mike didn't make time to talk to him when they're supposed to be best friends but MIKE was the one having an aneurysm like "🏳️‍🌈⁉️ W H AT!!"

“WE'RE FRIENDS” “i know mike” “WE'RE!!! F R I E N D S!!” “right so why don't you call me — ” “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” “… that in no way answers my question"

#stranger things #byler #queer mike wheeler #mike acts gayer in this scene than will who is canonically gay is all i'm saying #and while we're at it...#what the fuck is the “it's not my fault you don't like girls” scene #the way mike is visibly devastated after will's like “yeah i did think we'd just hang out in your basement forever and it would be enough”#maybe because he realised he was forcing himself not to also feel like it was enough me thinks??? he was trying to be “normal”?#and then he immediately feels guilty and bikes in the goddamn rain to apologise like bitch what is this shit? the notebook?#meanwhile his girlfriend is fully mad at him and he's laying around eating chips and burping and laughing and complaining about women #and doing nothing to apologise to her LMAO????#mike wheeler what are you doing king. the people want to know #anyway i'm once again deep in my queer mike theorising #don't let me down duffers i s2g #eve text

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needylittlegirl · 3 months

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if you dont “believe” in aftercare you deserve to get run over by a bus btw

#tbd #saw a crazy tweet now im just thinkin abt how many people dont think aftercare is necessary #my ex didnt think it was needed ever #he would do crazy things specifically to avoid anything that could be taken as care or intimacy after sex #and it did awful things to my brain!!#i have such a weird relationship with sex now because i’ve never experienced aftercare #its crazy that people think its an absolute necessity #i remember one time he left immediately like he always did #so obviously i started crying cause its very confusing to have sex and then the person just walks out not even 5 mins after!!#especially for how young i was it was Confusing #and he came back cause he forgot his wallet or something so he saw me crying #got mad at me it become an argument etc etc cause i told him why i was crying #and he said to me and i Quote #‘expecting a guy to care about you after sex is idiotic and immature-#‘you should be glad you’re even getting laid in the first place so take what you can get and stop expecting guys to care abt anything else’#which is an insane thing to say and i Believed it for years #the fact i was sitting there crying and i told him it was bc he made me feel like he hated me and i was awful and a worthless girlfriend??#and that was his response ??? how crazy do you have to be #anyways. aftercare is always necessary and if you dont provide then one of you is gonna be suffering

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possamble · 10 days

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I'm not allowed to be on social media for more than two seconds today but I just wanted to say that Laios will absolutely have his own reaction to all this as someone who would die for Falin but has also imprinted on Marcille as his Emotional Support Comphet White Girl Not-Girlfriend along the way

#a little creature #sometimes i look at the way i want marcille to be the closest thing hes ever had to a girlfriend but in a 100% platonic way and im like #is this what they mean by queerplatonic or have i just never had a dude best friend who wasnt like. a super fruity gay twink #anyway its gonna be as hard on him as it is for us bc he loves them both so much #the most important women in his life bar none #marcille probably slapped him when she got back tho. like she just saw his face and all the misdirected anger at him 'taking falin' just #rose up and burst again #its ok tho. you know she immediately broke down crying in his arms again blubbering incoherently bc she felt bad but also shes still mad #and she just doesnt know what to do with herself #the hardest part about this fic is that like. there are SO many juicy things going on offscreen #but. i have to breathe deep and keep calm and let them happen out of falin's POV #the ryoko kui method. what happens in the story happens and what happens outside can be explored in extras if need be #edit: also just figured out why ive been chafing a *little* bit against ppl assuming that it's the fear of falin dying that motivated #marcille's denial of her feelings so far #bc it's technically true but something just didn't sit right and i didn't wanna say anything until i figured it out #in little creature she has in part already realized that falin's passing is going to hurt no matter what she does right now #bc she's already passed the threshold of preemptive grief and sealed her own fate by how much she cares about falin #so it's not really... about that as much as it would have been during the canon story #it's just that. to acknowledge that she has romantic feelings for falin means recontextualizing their relationship in a way where #she has been the one hopelessly chasing while falin didn't realize/ignored her for the most part #and she couldnt allow that to be true both bc she couldnt bear to make falin the 'villain' in her love story #and bc she subconsciously knew the scope of pain would be too much for her to handle #so now my problem is. how do i make that clear in the fic from falin's POV without getting too heavy handed about it

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palkea · 1 year

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quick tfp optimus

#my art #optimus prime #tfp #transformers #ramble ahead but i cant believe how good tfp is wtf #i cant believe i watched wfc trilogy before tfp why would i do that. no offense to ppl who liked wfc i enjoyed it quite a bit but i #felt like nothing ever really happened in that show ever. idk. the animation was nice iloved seeing g1 designs in 3d but um. everything els #felt so slowpaced nd boring..dont get me wrong i love slowpaced shit but i felt like the whole show was building up to something and then #nothing happened #anyways. optimus.#i used to really not care about him that much because ooghh megatron i love villains but tfp optimus is everything to me hes SO wifey #watching wfc first didnt help either because he was honestly kind of an asshole in it and kept disregarding what every1 else had to say #but anyways. my wife. my girlfriend

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jellyjamheadobb · 2 months

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#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

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malyen0retsev · 2 years

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i really don’t think there is another friendship in media that makes me feel so seen as steve and robin’s friendship. my best friend is my favourite person in the world, the one i trust with shit i trust nobody else with, the person i get into the most chaotic, unreasonable, moronic situations with, and it drove me mad when we were teenagers how nobody seemed to understand we were so so close without being romantically involved. he’s my platonic soulmate. and every time i find guy-girl platonic friendships in media, i snaffle them away like a little trash racoon, but no friendship on screen has ever ever emulated what me and my best friend have quite like robin and steve. i look at them and i just see us. and i love it i love it so so much, teenage me needed them, and 20s me is glad i have them now

#when i say my best friend is my favourite person it's like. even saying that doesn't describe what he is to me #he really truly is my soulmate bUT PLATONICALLY #his girlfriend finds the idea that ppl at school thought we should date utterly hilarious bc she GETS US #anyway. steve and robin. they just. they ARE me and sam. and i love them #sarah rambles #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #steve and robin

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transgnckon · 1 year

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Kon // OhNo!

This was supposed to just be a Kon edit but um bisexuality is cool

#txt #WHAT DO I SAY #my edits #Kon el #Conner Kent #idk if I should tag Bart & Cassie. they’re there at the end.#half of it.#anyways #I can’t tell my girlfriend I’m gay cause she spent 8 months thinkin I’m straight oh no

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danielslaw · 1 year

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JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND SHANNON KEENE THROUGH THE SEASONS SEASON 1 - SEASON 3 - SEASON 4 - SEASON 5

#johnny lawrence #shannon keene #william zabka #diora baird #cobra kai #ckedit #cobrakaiedit #caliedits #caligifs #gifset: styled #now someone write fics of them #or shan and daniel #anyways i loveeeeeeeeee them #i already have so many headcanons through my shan rp blog #i'm just thinking of carmen very jealous sounding saying *carmen the girlfriend* like what was that #but also silver mentioning shannon to rally johnny when he is in a relationship with shannon #just. . .the possibilities!

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totopopopo · 14 days

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genuinely not quite sure why i am so deeply uncomfortable when it comes to telling ppl abt my personal/romantic life. like i want them to know but i also don’t like admitting to anyone out loud that i have emotions, feelings, and/or relations resembling anything beyond superficial interest. i mean jesus. how cringe. they should just intuit it all psychically or something so they can know without me ever having to bring it up myself

#like i’ve always been like this i didn’t tell my parents that i was dating my hs girlfriend for months #not bc i was scared of what they would say. i knew they’d take it fine. they knew i was gay and they knew i was close friends w her #but the thought of having to confess to my parents that i had romantic feelings for someone. and that she had romantic feelings for me.#that thought? EXCRUCIATING. MORTIFYING.#i was fine with them knowing it theoretically #but i just could not bring myself to admit to them face to face. UNPROMPTED. that i was dating somebody.#i ended up texting them as CASUALLY AS POSSIBLE in the family gc a like 12 in the morning #like hey btw just a heads up me and [girl] are dating okay bye #like lmaaooo they probably don’t even REMEMBER this now but i vividly remember drafting that text at the time like jesusss chriiiiiissstttt #but that was also true for my best friend i didn’t tell HER i was dating my gf for a while TOO and i don’t think i actually told any of our #friends just let them learn via osmosis and that was great that was ideal #i just don’t feel comfortable talking about myself to other people at all like in person #obviously writing it all out is fine like i’m sharing this on my blog bc again I don’t mind people knowing stuff #i just don’t like having a one on one conversation with anybody about any facet of my identity feelings personhood at all #and again i don’t know why that��s true. it’s kinda funny. it’s also something i’m gonna have to just suck up and take like sorry kid #welcome to the mortifying ordeal of being known #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyways lmao i was just thinking about that again bc. well for obvious reasons but also because it happened during pride month LMAO #and looking up pride events near me this evening reminded me of that specifically #man #i guess i haven’t changed at all since i was 16 lol #better taste in people now though i think #cest la vie and all that

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theyarebothgunshot · 21 days

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#so a little over a year ago i kissed a guy who i have known for nearly 20 years. on the lips #well he kissed me to be fair #after a whole night of dancing together and i will admit yes i flirted with him a LOT but. the thing is we have a weird kind of situation #because we aren't really friends but we share a best friend #and when our best friend was depressed we texted each other to try and think of ways to get her out of her funk #and when he need tips on what to get our mutual best friend he texts me too #and when we see each other at parties. well. the times we have ended up alone have always been charged lets just say that #and he REMEMBERED one of those moments and told me so last year and i was floored so i decided to go with it and flirt with him fhdshf #anyways. long story short he literally picked me up and pushed me against a wall and kissed me. and then. we shared a cab and hugged #good night and never talked about it again #i saw him a few months ago for the first time since That Night and we. did not talk about it! gfdhgd i am glad but also it's a bit weird id #and now he and our best friend are on holiday together and they are both messaging me and he just. texted me a kissy face.#and now i want to kill him (affectionately).#oh and he has a serious girlfriend so :) hgfhdhh i make such good life decisions don't i #i never told our best friend about the kiss btw. because she would kill both of us for sure #okay rant over anyways i dont think i will ever be normal about this guy. story of my life

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dyingtobehim · 5 months

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pete wentz, in one of those fur lined sheer robes, train billowing in the wind of his bel air balcony on the second floor of his mediterranean style mansion, stupid blonde balayage framing his face perfectly, throwing a hand over his botoxed forehead: oh NO im all alone in my MANSION i sure wish there was someone here to have SEX WITH ME

me and the mutuals:

#im gling through something right now what the fuck EVER #watch this get 0 notes #anyways yes i KNOW pete lives with his girlfriend and children its MY fantasy leave me ALONE #miles says something

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agnesandhilda · 2 months

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my father is an olympic gold medalist in the sport of emotionally tormenting women

#bolo speaks #I've had him blocked on everything for the past two years because I was one of the women he terrorizes even when I was still a girl #but I'm only able to do that because *other* women in my family are on the frontlines dealing with him. which I am keenly aware of.#anyway I got a message from my grandma asking if I was mad at her because he'd been saying that I hated her (untrue and bizarre to boot #like just factually a man I haven't been on speaking terms with since I was seventeen has no leg to stand on whatsoever wrt to what I have #going on emotionally or in my relationships. but he's nothing if not adept at digging into people's worst insecurities so I get why she'd #be bothered)#and he has a new girlfriend now who I haven't met but who he treats the way he treated my mother before they separated #going into drunk rages breaking her things degrading her etc. and *her* family encourages her to ignore it because he's got money #and I don't know. I don't know my dad's girlfriend I've never met her but I am intimately aware of just how horribly #he treats every woman in his life. anyway [NAME] if you're reading this GET OUT ‼️#and the worst part is that he is like. a genuine shameless misogynist like he'd go on these crazy rants about #how women are just vaginas and we're all stupid and hysterical anyway so it doesn't matter if me and mom are scared of him #because we're just dumb women. which has naturally torched his bridges with me and every other woman in our family right.#and his takeaway from that is that he's *right* and being put-upon by all these irrational harpies for no valid reason.#my dad voice: are women scared of me because I'm violent and unpredictable? no. it's those stupid bitches that are wrong.

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ezraphobicsoup · 7 months

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can i please request a fun fact about anything ever

#i would like that that would be nice #this is an open request not necessary a specific target (i mean there is one person who will definitely see this (hello #sorry about all of this i think i’m slightly silly hoursing and also just exploding like i dunno #i am alright i’m just also uaaaaaaaaaaaa #i hope you’re alright too i yeah i hope you are ok (this is me being paranoid #not because of you it’s a hormones thing i think cause this is just the feeling)#(man this was supposed to be a non specific post fuck ok oh well)#what was i saying anyway uhhhhh jonah is not the whale right??? i don’t think so im a fake jonah and the whale fan i’m sorry #i swear if it’s not even actually jonah like i’m not just getting confused with job and weezer my name is jonas am i #(like i say. i have no idea what i am thinking right now really i do slightly sorry that’s an exaggeration)#ok ending this ramble sorry everyone else that is not my girlfriend i don’t think she knows what i’m on about either here probably #i certainly don’t so if you can decipher this that’s very impressive #anyway anyway. fun facts !!!!#ezra’s real life rambles