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anyone sees me on here in the next (I shit you not) twelve hours you gotta stab me with a divinely-ordained sword. you gotta.

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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I don't like that testosterone makes it hard to express emotions I wanna have a breakdown I wanna cry

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The target audience for my art is myself

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Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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It says "Invest"

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Garak deciding to be uncharacteristically honest about his sentimental affections for Julian Bashir, who naturally assumes that Garak is lying through his teeth and perhaps making fun of him.

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I shit you not the lead accidentally switched two of his (very similar) lines that are six pages apart (one on 31, one on 36) and instead of just continuing as normal on page 31 the guy with the line after the lead on page 36 (who we all fucking hate btw this is the creepy guy) JUST KEPT GOING. I SHIT YOU NOT THEY SKIPPED 6 WHOLE PAGES. the bar was already kind of low cuz it's a complicated show and they deserve some leniency but they all decided to send the bar to hell and the technicians can limbo dance with the devil but it doesn't mean we want to.

y'all they [actors] fucked up so bad.

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y'all they [actors] fucked up so bad.

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icons

(from melody's tiktok story)

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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell

Official ominous sign

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I keep hate-reading plague literature from the medieval era, but as depressed as it makes me there is always one historical tidbit that makes me feel a little bittersweet and I like to revisit it. That’s the story of the village of Eyam.

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Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

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obsessed with this. grandprev. much better than prev prev prev or whatever honestly I like it

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just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich