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P ⭐️ R N S T A R Y / N
alright, since there is an influx of girl characters, i’m going to be adding to the of Cam Girl Y/N, which you can read by clicking just above! ⇡⇡⇡
characters include Furina, Xilonen, Charlotte, Chiori, Arlechinno, Xianyun
modern AUs for some characters (indicated with☕️), voyerism/exhibition, spanking, zhongli cameo(with Xianyun), blowjob, cuninnlingus, duh, dom and sub dynamics, filming and pictures, toy usage, audio recording, stripping
please enjoy ⭐️
🎭𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔲𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢
having lots of eyes on Furina was something she was used to. when she was clothed and prepared for everything because she rehearsed for it. not when she was stripping and drinking with you as a full house of patrons watched in their seats. she squirmed as you unhooked her black bra and a giggle pulled itself from your lips.
“the first to drop 25,000 mora will get to keep her bra for the rest of the performance.” you teased, sending a great deal of people scrambling from their seats to show you pouches of mora. you strutted to the end of the stage taking each bag and weighing them in your hands before you decided one was hefty enough, exchanging it for the bra to a tall woman with navy blue and green accents on her jeweled masquerade mask.
she smiled wickedly as the fabric touched her, unable to read her expression as excitement or mischief due to the anonymity rule, but Furina still whimpered as you walked back to her
“i… i thought we were going to be quick with my performance…!” she said nervously with a giggle as her fingers came over her own facial covering. you nodded and pushed her down on the chair, announcing that Madam Bleu was going to leave in 3 minutes. those two minutes were spent completely ruining her.
you tweaked her nipples, smothered her tits with kisses, bruised her neck in a beautiful mosiac of purples and reds. then her cunt, swirling over her clit, prodding her hole with the tip of your tongue, spreading her folds and kissing the entire thing. it drove her crazy, she bucked and twitched, singing out a melody for the leering crowd, begging to be allowed to make a grand exit.
you pulled away, “i thought you wanted to keep things simple, just light teasing.” a twisted grin tugged your lips up and she nearly growled, the tears bubbled at the corners of her big eyes spilling out. you laughed and turned, “what do you think? should Madam Bleu give you all a departure you’ll never forget?”
nobody could really answer, they were far to busy stroking their dumb dick or petting their pussies. you turned back and Furina took her hair, shoved her cunt into your mouth and just abused you. she rode you like a cowgirl, gasping and fluttering as her face contorted with the sudden flicks of your tongue.
“gods…” she shivered, hunching her back as her breathing grew more ragged with each chant to Celestia. then she arched back and nearly screamed, her legs shook erratically, her lungs stopped taking in air, her eyes twitched and her mouth was locked in an O.
“my, my…” you mused when her grip loosened. “that was wonderful, Madam.”
📸 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜, 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊, 𝙲𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 ☕️
charlotte was watching you through her lens with deep sexual energy building in her. you were completely nude on a casting couch, a sweet smile on your face and your hair done nicely. you were filming a stupid porno as suggested by your subscribers, who had pleaded recommended that you work with Wriothesley, but he wasn’t here. you looked a bit past the camera, “would you like to fill in?”
charlotte blurred out a noise of shock and looked at you, “pardon?”
“you would like to indulge me in sex?” you teased.
“i… i couldn’t.” she excused, “the camera, and your co-star-!”
you rolled your neck at the door he was supposed to come through, “who isn’t here. and i’m so tired of waiting to be fucked roughly for a bunch of limp dicks.” she wanted to laugh at that.
you were referring to the 40k people who watched your content, no matter how to raked the prices, they were always going to pay to see your tits. “come on, set the camera over there. and let me make you stop thinking.”
she looked over to the dresser behind her, taking a few cautious steps to it, “i’m sure your fans wouldn’t want to see me.”
she was a stark contrast to you, a plucky, pink haired girl with excitement at everything. and you, a beautiful, snarky-worded lady who was more than willing to show her feet for 300 bucks. it was perfect porn plot.
Charlotte took a few steps to you and settled on the green cushion, nervously squishing at her thighs. “can i kiss you?”
you nodded
“like, everywhere?”
another nod, this time a giggling grin crept over your face
“like… this?” her lips found your nervously, a sneaky peck before you initiated a deeper kiss, pulling her over your lap as she feverishly sighed, “can i-?”
you slide your thumb down her lips, shushing her sweetly, “don’t ask, love. just do it.” you tugged at her burgundy jacket on her shoulders, unbuttoning the tauple curling lining her top and completely exposed her skin to the cool air and the camera, “see how i doing? just like this~” you said before popping one of her little boobs in your mouth, suckling and licking her nipple like it was going to give you a reward. she mewled and cracked a broken smile as she shakily breathed. your touch was the scorching fire to her sizzling ice, her fingers roamed over your body aimlessly as you continued to kiss her chest, finding a spot that made you gasp and slightly pause
this time she was grinning, crawling below to sit in front of the couch and peel open your legs, gasping at the near nothing you were wearing
it was a simple pink lace, supposed to be ripped by your late ass co-star but now Charlotte was pulling them back and giving your lips a hesitant lick. you let out a high pitched moan at the new action, and it seemed to spur her on to start licking it in broad strokes. more moans pulled out of you as her fingers wormed inside of you, her free hand inching up to roughly palm and pinch your boobs.
“just like that, darling~” you encouraged and let your eyes fall shut, stewing in the immense deep pleasure she was feeding you. her fingers twisted and her mouth attached over your clit and her throat began to pull the nub toward it. she was like a vacuum, suckling and grunting obnoxiously but you couldn’t care less, fuck she felt good, her hand messily playing with your chest and her fingers expertly rubbing your gummy insides made you melt in her mouth.
👥𝒫ℯ𝓇𝒻ℴ𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ ℐ𝓂𝓂ℴ𝓇𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓈
this is heavily inspired by some art from Kinkymation, please check her out, she doesn’t amazing art of all hoyo games and more
It was torture, why did you agree to this? being used by Zhongli and Xianyun…. you don’t never know why or how you got into this predicament but you weren’t complaining. especially when Xianqyun plucked you right off of the lord’s cock and laid you down on the edge of the bed, your head just over it.
“relax, Y/N; one shall provide proper pleasures to your sensitive body.” she looked at Zhongli’s stirring dick as she said that and leaned forward. her tits squished on top of yours and you nearly died. her tongue plugged you up immediately, swirling and sliding around your canal as though she was trying to imitate his fucking. but it was different, her tongue was more slender and pointed, maybe like a bird’s, and it keep scrapping against your sensitive spot.
you choked on your spit as her knees caged your head in, “oh gods, stars above, please!” words oozed out of your mouth as you tried to not say Rex Lapis, privy on the fact that he was in the room, you didn’t want to upset the woman who was lavishing over your body and the man who was now watching gracefully as he desperately fucked his fist.
“does one wish to have a release?” she teased and you nodded, heaving out yeses that made her chuckle and kiss your pussy loudly, “very well. one shall allow herself to be covered in your essence. for it pleases me so to-”
you rocked your knees and whined as though you were in pain, “please, Madam Xianyun, please make me cum! i can’t take it any longer!”
Zhongli chuckled deeply and you felt your cunt pulse from the low octave, “if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’ve got her rather… frustrated.”
“you clearly don’t!” Xianyun declared, “speaking when one did not speak to you first!” she pulled her arms around your thighs and flipped, putting you on top and her on the bottom. her patter your cheeks and you inched forward, then lowered onto her face for her to latch onto your lips.
you cried out in pleasure, becoming lost in the way she swirled and flicked over your clit, slurped and tongued your hole, drinking your juices as though you were life itself. “oh, thank you! thank you so much, Miss Xianyun!”
a growl bubbled from Zhongli and he was suddenly in front of you, “Bend Down.” he commanded and you slowly followed, your face now right in front of his balls.
“suck.”
you opened your mouth and pressed your tongue to his tip. Zhongli hissed and slammed up into you, digging his fingers in your hair. he began to facefuck you, completely ruin your makeup and throat, not caring that you were choking, gagging and welling up with tears. his thrust slowed to the sound of the elongated moans you soon let out, praising your skill and ability to hold his cock in as Xianyun abused your swollen cunt
🎶 𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 ☕️
if you want to follow the beat too, please listen to
yknow those sex toys you can hook up to your phone? yeah, Xilonen bought that, and it was one that followed the beat of the music she was playing.
“hey guys,” she spoke into the microphone, then explained to her audience that she was going to be using a toy on you and recording the sounds you made for your 1 million follower special. using the two on you, not with. but here you were both rubbing against the toy, Xilonen panting above your shaking body.
a new song began to play, the low beat causing the vibrator to pulsate against the opening of your pussy deliciously, “fuck, i love this song.” Xilonen purred and you chuckled as your hands came up to cup her tits. “just as much as i’m loving this.” she pulled her hips back as the woman began to sing and began to swing them back and forth slowly
“you’ve said that for the past three songs.” you groaned and pulled your hips up to hers, the toy settling nicely between you two.
Xilonen chuckled and brought her head back, “that’s because the songs are so good.” a second woman began to sing and your girlfriends hand wrapped around your throat and pulled you up, “i mean, look just beneath us; a complete fucking mess.”
a chuckle of agreement came from you as your hands slid down her back, wrapping her to your body. your fingers pinched her nipples as her hand found a place in your hair; the toy began to change, following the higher knocks of the song, vibing in hard motions as the song swelled, the two women singing in tandem as you and Xilo began to play with each other, grinding over one another.
“well is it?” she whispered into your ear with a sneak in her tone.
you shivered and let out a moan before responding, “is what, silly?”
the vibrator stated shaking spontaneously, following the electric notes of the melody before wafting into a slower rhythm. a sudden orgasm washed over you, compounded by Xilonen grabbing the handle of the toy and pushing it up and down between you two. that broke you; her hands let you go and you crashed into the bed and an overstimulating frenzy, gasping frantically as little groans made their way out from your throat.
“oh, that’s it~!” she cheered darkly, “squirt for me, Y/N-sweetie!” she roughly dug the vibration into your clit and kissed your skin to soothe you through the straining action of nerves breaking pleasure.
🪩 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒮ℯ𝒶𝓂𝓈𝓉𝓇ℯ𝓈𝓈 ☕️
it was perhaps the strangest bit of irony you had come across; working in this strip club was full of surprises. you had seen Lyney stroll in and fall apart in the plushness of one girl, Navia was constantly wrapped with Clorinde, but this. oh this was the cherry on top of the gossip cake.
Chiori of Chioriya Boutique was paying you top dollar to see you strip from her custom made lingerie.
her crimson eyes pierced you and it was like a spotlight was on you to perform. you slowly pulled the underwear down your thighs, plucking them from one foot then the other with a carefull stretch to them before you brought your hands up to your breasts.
the bra was beautiful no doubt, a perfect mulberry that blended perfectly into the lights. you squished your chest and tugged the first strap to your arm.
“stop.”
you froze, hearing Chiori stand up and walk to you, her hand grabbed your chin, for softer than expected but she still forced you to look at her.
“i asked for a strip tease, not a cosmetic commerical.” she corrected and you swallowed as you glued your eyes to the floor
“i’m sorry, Miss Chi,” you excused, “i just thought this was pure business.”
“it is,” she said, stepping back to the leather chair she was on previously. “but business for you. so do your job and make me feel something.”
you instinctively followed her, finally seeing her as another client of the club and slowly straddled her. you plopped your center of gravity right on Chiori’s lap, grinding over her as your lips kissed her neck.
“yes,” she shuddered into your touches, feeling up and down your body. “just like that, girl.”
you worked your way down her body, kissing and licking, suckling and even biting her skin. all the way down until you wear on your knees in front of her legs. “what do you want me to do?”
her head tilted and you reformed the question, “do you want to use my head like a decorative pillow, or make me dig it out of you?”
she let out a little groan at that, probable at the idea of them. she lowered herself, settling deeper into the seat and her knees came up and nestled over your shoulders, “both. please?”
you looked down at her, seeing her twitch reflexively. your mouth open and cupped her mood, starting to kick and worm through her lips and tease her folds. she gasped and held a moan back as you let out a moan through your nose, burying yourself deeper between her thighs.
“good girl.” she praised as she put her hand in your hair, gripping it gently. you pulled your head up and licked a long strip up to her pubis.
“are you going to start?” you asked.
her eyes met yours as she let out a few heavy breaths, “start what?”
“fucking my face like a vibrator?”
🔴 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝙾𝚗
maybe Alrechinno just liked her face buried in a woman’s legs. or maybe the Knave liked you, the noises you made and how sweetly you were singing for her.
“keeping tweeting, birdie.” she instructed, using her tongue to conduct a symphony from you, “i’m sure our viewer will love the way you sound.”
moans pulled out of you like an endless string from one of Lyney’s magic tricks, some shaky gasps, a few screaming cries but they were all please for her to keep her mouth on your pussy. she lavished over you, licking your clit like it was ice cream, then delving deep inside of your cunt, rubbing against your spongy walls until you fluttered around her like a vice.
a deep groan came out of her and she brought her hand up and across your ass. you squeaked and look down at her.
“get up, birdie.” she ordered and you immediately moved away from her face.
the camera was observed from her head and your eyes were hidden with a blindfold, concealing your identity from the people who were going to pay millions for this video and letting your mind wander to all of the things she could be getting. you squirmed as your hand crawled down your stomach to between your thighs, tickling your clit as you thought of what dildo she was going to use on you.
the idea of the green one with the fat base came to mind, how it’d plug you so full when she’d bottom out. or the deep blue one with the upwards curve, it even had a cum feature that’s bloat your tummy in the best way. the magenta and pink one with the stubby ribs over it, the textured black one, the slender. yellow one; all the different option made your head spin.
you suddenly cried out, feeling something bulbous shove into you. you gasped and realized you had bent yourself down and was ready for Arlechinno to take you doggy, which she now was. her hand found your throat and ripped you to her, feeling her manicured nails poke your skin as her lips tickled your ear, “such a slut you couldn’t wait?” she dropped and you let let out a groan, “i’ll show you what an impatient slut gets.”
she slapped her ass maybe three, four times before she benga to thrust in roughly, “what does an impatient slut get, bird?”
she yanked your hips down on her, not bothering to listen to your pathetic cries for her to slow down or stop spanking you.
“tell me, Y/N.” she ordered. “what do they get?” she grabbed you hair and brought you to sit up, arching your back she she pounded into you.
moans and weak attempts at speech chirped out of you, “p…. p-pu… oh fuck, they… they get…” your hand mindlessly came down circle your clit, making her spank you hard this time. “punished…”
“good Y/N.” she purred and slammed into you, “punished. now make a mess.” her nails pierced your hip as she ruined you, ripping a shuddering orgasm out of your body. your nerves screamed and punched your skin, sending you falling over the bed with a weak cry. she pulled the dildo out and you sighed, feeling a dull emptiness for a few minutes before it was stuffed with a new feeling.
it was curved slightly with a fuller underside at the base. then it shook.
“fuck…! wait, wait! oh god!” you begged and it pulled out and slammed back into with a little clap, “please, please- fu… f..” the Knave smacked your ass, gripping to the cheek and you whimpered out, “Daddy!” the toy was make your see Celestia, completely unraveling the quiet persona you were supposed to be playing for the camera, but Alrechinno didn’t mind, and something was telling you that the viewers weren’t going to either.
that became your little mantra, prayer, chant, whatever the fuck. pleading for Daddy to slow down, give you a little break but she want going to give it to you, using you relentless, forcing you to keep playing with yourself, even fuck yourself on the vibrating dildo.
i hope you enjoyed this, i might make bigger or continuations to certain girls depending on if my brain can pump out a full idea
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That Leon s(lut) Kennedy smut alph I promised (I forgot so it took me months >:[)
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
No in-between he's either leaving you in bed alone to go work or your gonna wake up snuggled in two strong arms pushed against his chest
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Belly!I can imagine him nuzzling his face into his partners belly in a tired manner after he had a long day
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
ALOT I mean I can imagine he doesn't do it that often so it comes out in one big go! Like doing it on ur face even if he acts embarrassed
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Has a bunch of old shitty porn comics under his bed cause he's too embarrassed to actually buy more
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
In-between I mean he's good but considering he doesn't so it much he isn't the best in the world. Still makes the best effort ♡
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
LAP . You sitting on his lap with ur back facing him. His arms wrapped round you for support and his face down in the crook of your neck.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's usually serious himself. Most the time your more goofy seeing this strong man all blush and flustered. Ending with some lil jokes
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's pretty well groomed ? I mean look in the future he dyes his hair and everything. Straight and a pale blonde. A pretty sight to the eyes!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's a cutie. ^^ not necessarily words of passion or even insults he's usually quiet. But romantic where he holds your waist as tight as possible making sure your as close as you can be.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Does it all secretly cause I know he'd be embarrassed about it . Taking more precautions then he should. Tho at some point he got too pent up and had to do it in some dirty club bathroom :/ (poor leon)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise kink ! More partner complimenting him. It feels nice knowing they really appreciate him. Plus size kink! Both ways. When his partner is taller or shorter. Either way he's getting flustered
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He prefers in the safety of his own home. Hotel rooms mostly places you guys can't be caught . He enjoys the adrenaline but he rather not be seen with his dick out
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Simple touch. Something like a little glance to just your fingers touching when you pass him a pen. The simple jump of his heart when acts like that happen makes this man happy.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything with another person. Even if you would ask he'd end up being uncomfortable
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Receiving.! Of course he tries to give.. but most the time it's not overly good? And he likes the view of seeing you between his thighs.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends. Most the time nice and slow. Taking rather deep thrust each time to savor it. If you guys haven't done it in a long time due to him leaving etc? As fast as he can. Most the time it ends with his hips hurting.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not a fan! If your not gonna take your time and enjoy it what's the point of even doing it? He might if it's before he's going on a long trip
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yeah! But his partner would have to bring it up. Or else he doesn't really get put his comfort zone
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
BIG. Big stamina(just like his dic-) what do you expect? Look at this man's muscles. I just know he's able to do it long enough till their partner turns to a rag doll
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No>:[ tho poor guy was rather embarrassed when he came home to see his partner using one on themselves. Atleast he knows your not lonely when he's gone? Can't imagine him really using them on himself more his partner.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Usually he's the one being teased. Tho don't take it too far- it would end with him getting pent up and just doing it himself. (Head down ass up)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Quiet. Small little groups and deep breaths on in a while. Long pants- and occasionally whimpers if you reallyyyy try!
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
At some point when he rent to work he kept seeing this group of cats. It became his routine to bring snacks for them on his way to work! Tho at some point the lil meow meows disappeared. Everything he goes to work he still looks around wondering if they came back
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Just a little bit above average ! Pale with a pretty bubble gum tip and a lil vein going down the bottom. A slight curve in the middle.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not all that high. At some point he became used to not having sex. Tho- after getting with you it definitely became higher.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Silly man falls right asleep. He doesn't really know when to stop so it ends with him just passing himself out at the end
Finally did it!!
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🌟2024 FIC RECS🌟
Here's a list of fics I read in loved in 2024. I read 208 fics this year, and, although I really struggle with choosing favourites, these are a few of them. I tried to limit it to one fic (or series) per author to avoid this list being the same people over and over.
🌟 Nest To You by Neondiamond / @neondiamond (T, 14.9k)
Everybody knows it’s in an Omega’s nature to nest, and Harry is no different. From the very first nest he builds to comfort himself when feeling homesick to the nest he one day brings his new pups home to, his Alpha Louis is there to witness it all.
Or: Ten different nests Harry builds throughout his relationship with Louis.
This one was adorable. Truly one of the cutest fics I've read.
🌟 Heels Over Head by kingsofeverything / @kingsofeverything (E, 3.4k)
Louis Tomlinson returns from tour to find that his new next door neighbor doesn't realize his backyard is not completely private.
This one was so funny and I kept giggling the entire time I was reading it.
🌟 Just Another Card Again by tippitytap / @tippitytap (G, 3.7k)
Dear reader,
this is a story of Harry and Louis falling in love through greeting cards and being neighbours.
With love,
Clifford
This one is so so so cute! I love the concept, and the links to all of the cards they used is such a perfect detail. I am absolutely obsessed!
🌟 When the idea of someone is often wrong, write fanfiction to fix-it by INnenaHeart / @thechavier (M, 2.2k)
"Haz? Are you… are you writing porn?"
Harry typed for a while longer, and when he put the last comma, he raised his head and looked Louis in the eyes, as serious as Louis had ever seen him.
"No Lou, I'm writing August Moon fanfiction."
"Which is basically porn."
"No, it's f-a-n-f-i-c-t-i-on."
"You say fanfiction babe, and all I hear is p-o-r-n."
Harry sighed.
"Yeah, ok, it's porn. It got plot though… and feelings!"
or Harry can't do much about movies being made about him or the idea people have of him, so he writes fanfictions in his spare time.
This one is really funny and surprisingly sweet.
🌟 Larry Holiday Series by Specksofgold (E, 13.8k)
A collection of five fics, all taking place during different holidays.
This was such a cool concept and I admire the dedication to the theme. I also loved getting to see their relationship evolve as time passed.
🌟 Hiding Green Smiles by HoldingOnToChaos / @holdingontochaos (E, 45k)
Louis’ heart is racing in his chest. The idea of temporary bonding—letting Harry bite down right on that spot without it being a real bond—makes his mouth go dry. He didn’t even know something like this existed! His mind fills with all the possibilities and questions. What’s it going to feel like? How will it affect his orgasms? How will it affect Harry’s knot? What parts of a bond does it simulate?
When Louis goes with Liam to a hidden sex shop, he discovers a new sex toy, the BiteMat, and he can't believe his luck. He loves being bitten, has a biting kink, even, and now he can be bitten over his bonding spot without the fear of anything permanent.
He hastily buys it to try with Harry, his friend and roommate, and his regular heat/rut partner for the last eighteen months. They've been friends-with-benefits outside heat or rut for eight months now, and Louis' been desperately in love with Harry for at least five of those months.
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Or the BiteMat fic
Everything Lora has posted this year has been absolutely phenomenal and choosing one was REALLY difficult, but I ended up going with this one, because it was the first one I read and I'm kind of attached to it. I love how cute and caring they are, but MY GOD are they stupid! I could genuinely talk about this fic for hours (I'm sure I have) but I have to keep this somewhat short. And, again, the urge to include all of Lora's fics in this list is strong, but I shall resist it (go read them anyway).
🌟 I’ll tell you something (I hope you’ll understand) by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright (E, 2.7k)
Louis insists that Harry stay off her phone and in the safety of Louis' room rather than risk moping in her own, texting her ex-boyfriend. When Harry agrees on one condition, Louis' safe night in could become something else entirely.
This one is so good, and cute, and sweet, and I just love it! I'm a sucker for a bit of yearning.
🌟 the "Falling" series by we_are_the_same / @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed (T, 4k)
A collection of two fics taking place after Harry and Louis break up.
These are painful and beautiful and everything in between and I love them a lot.
🌟 The Coach Tommo Universe by enchantedlandcoffee / @enchantedlandcoffee (E, 9k)
A collection of seven fics where Harry is a single parent to his twin girls Megsie and Becky, and Louis is the little league coach of the team Becky plays for.
These are so so sweet. I love their dynamic and their cute little family.
🌟 Colorful Hearts by Larrysmomfics / @larrysmomfics (M, 20k)
In a world where orgasmic emissions change color depending on the person’s mood, Louis Tomlinson’s semen has only ever been blue. At the recommendation of his doctor he attends a support group for people with similar conditions. The leader of Colorful Hearts, a therapist named Harry, is positively swoonworthy and sets Louis at ease right away. Needless to say that Louis isn’t aware yet that so much more than the color of his spunk is about to change.
OR
The Rainbow jizz fic, a mood ring orgasms AU
This one is so incredibly silly (which I'm sure anyone could guess from the summary alone), but it's also so soft and sweet and I just love it a lot!
🌟 put a little love on me by CuckooTrooke / @larrydoinglaundry (E, 29k)
Two people who are always taking care of someone else’s needs while ignoring their own, just happen to cross paths.
Such a sweet fic!
🌟 Not the Desperate Type by lululawrence / @lululawrence (NR, 6.3k)
“First of all, I’d like to tell you how disturbing it is that you’re this familiar with your neighbor’s sex life,” Liam said, amusement lacing his tone.
“Fuck off,” Louis said, laughing.
“Second, that is really very sad. How bad is the stomping? Are you sure your neighbor doesn’t like it fast like that?”
“With the amount of cleaning the guy does, I think he’s taking out his sexual frustration on the cleanliness of his apartment. I can’t imagine the guy makes enough mess to require daily vacuuming.”
It sounded like the guy was actually moving furniture above him as he was sweeping now. Damn. Did Louis miss the seven minutes in heaven or was the guy angry because he didn’t even get that much pleasure today?
“I’m kinda afraid with the amount of noise he produces while cleaning that one day I’m gonna look up through my ceiling and be able to see him.”
“Tell him we wish him a better sex life and that we’re rooting for him if you do.”
Or the one where Louis' neighbor has a series of unfortunately short sexual experiences and Louis can hear every. Single. One.
This one was so silly and funny. I loved it!
🌟 Eyes so blue, Shorts so red by nonsensedarling / @absoloutenonsense (G, 2.6k)
Harry isn't like any roommate Louis has had before. For one, he doesn't know what a poem is (or skee-ball, for that matter), but luckily for him, Louis doesn't mind answering any and all of his questions.
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Or Alien Harry discovers poetry.
Such a lovely fic! They're just so so so cute!
🌟 speak now or forever hold your peace by wildestdreams / @thelavendrhaze (E, 23k)
“So, Louis is getting married.”
Zayn just blinked at him and gave a single nod in response to Harry’s sudden topic change.
“That’s all?” Harry asked. “That’s all you’ve got to say about it? Louis is getting married and all you do is nod your head?”
“What do you want me to say?” Zayn burst out laughing. “I didn’t realize that Louis was someone we still talked about.”
“He’s not,” Harry said firmly. “But right now --.” Harry let out a shaky breath and ran a hand through his hair. “Louis is getting married, okay? And he sent everyone an invitation -- he let everyone know -- but me.”
or the one where Harry crashes Louis’ wedding. (A Love, Rosie AU)
This one was frustrating but also very cute and funny. I really enjoyed it!
🌟 The Moon Cradles All by galastyles / @disneydimples (G, 7.1k)
When Louis was a child, his mother told him about Christmas Fairies, magical beings that would assist the Christmas efforts in the North Pole by watching every child and helping to make the final decision to whether they would be on the Nice or Naughty list. When he had a daughter of his own, he told her the same tale. At least, he always thought it was a tale.
This one is so cute and wholesome and I'm absolutely obsessed with it!
🌟 A Frail Farewell by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings (M, 44k)
Louis can’t believe his luck when he is offered one of the easiest jobs he has had as a long-term house-sitter for the wealthy. He loves the money, and the peace and quiet of the empty mansions he looks after. Most of all he likes that there are no surprises until he gets the shock of his life from ex-pop star Harry Styles who isn’t supposed to be home.
I read this as a wip and I was always looking forward to those updates. They're just so sweet and gentle with each other and I loved every second of reading this!
🌟 When the Lights Go Out by thelarenttrap / @antidotetogo (E, 79k)
“Louis, what do you have to say about how last week ended?” the reporter asks.
There’s a moment of silence. Harry is looking at the reporter, but eventually gives in and looks down the table at Louis.
He’s looking straight ahead, as if Harry isn’t even in the room.
“If you can’t take the heat, then get out of the kitchen.”
Harry leans forwards, placing his arms on the table and leaning onto them to get as close to his microphone as he can while looking at Louis.
“And what’s that supposed to mean?”
Louis turns to him, his icy blue eyes meeting Harry's. “Driving is your fuckin’ job, act like it.”
In its near eighty years of existence, Formula 1 has never had an out gay driver. In 2017, Harry Styles signs a contract with Scuderia AlphaTauri alongside his childhood friend and competitor, Louis Tomlinson. The next decade of their careers is some of the most tumultuous press--on and off the track--Formula 1 has ever seen.
aka the one where Louis and Harry are childhood friends to enemies to lovers over the course of 15 ish years.
This one was so captivating from beginning to end, I genuinely couldn't put it down. It also managed to make me have any kind of interest in sports, so that has to count for something, right?
🌟 Cabin on the Bluff by juliusschmidt / @juliusschmidt (E, 6.7k)
A collection of three fics depicting different moments in Harry and Louis' summer romance.
These are so so so good! There's just something about getting tiny glimpses of this universe that makes it so intriguing and I want to know more.
🌟 All You Want's Under Your Nose by Wishingforloushair / @wishingforloushair (E, 3.5k)
Louis decides to treat himself to a new sex toy, but is perplexed when he sees a man in the shop placing each vibrator against the tip of his nose and sneezing. Curiosity gets the better of him, and it turns out the man, Harry, is a sex-god who knows far too much about sex toys and promises Louis that if a vibrator makes him sneeze it will definitely make him come. Of course there's only one way to find out for sure…
“Oh,” the man furrowed his brow. “It’s to test whether or not the vibrations will get me off.”
Louis stared at him. “That’s not a thing, is it?”
“Oh, yeah,” the man nodded, emphatically. “The nerves responsible for making you sneeze are the same ones responsible for making you orgasm. So when you’re buying sex toys it's always a good idea to test it to see if it will make you sneeze. Or your girlfriend. Whoever you’re using the toy on.”
“I don’t have a girlfriend,” Louis found himself saying.
The man’s eyebrows raised for a split second. “Me either. I’m Harry,” he said, holding his hand out for Louis to take.
“Louis,” he said, taking it firmly. “I don’t think that’s real though.”
This one is really funny and the smut is great too. Loved it!
🌟 Someone You Couldn’t Lose by InsightfulInsomniac / @insightfulinsomniac (E, 19.2k)
For the past three years of university, Harry worked hard to push his romantic feelings for his best friend aside. Now that they’re in their final year of uni, his omega has other plans that slip through the hairpin cracks in his restraint.
Thankfully, Louis readily indulges his incessant and rather out of control nesting behavior. While their closeness doesn’t help Harry with his unrequited feelings, he at least knows that he’s not revealing his deepest secret to the alpha unintentionally. Louis’ genetic lack of a sense of smell allows Harry’s feelings to fly under the radar.
For now.
A uni AU where nesting behavior and a little body oil sparks a much-too-affectionate friends with benefits relationship that has some very unexpected outcomes.
This one was truly adorable.
🌟 everything of mine is yours by blueskiesrry / @blueskiesrry (E, 33k)
"Did you two have a good time?”
Harry in his bathroom, brushing his teeth with frizzy hair and tired eyes. Harry on the couch cuddled up with Posy, cradling her in the crook of his elbow, humming a soft song. Harry laughing with his friends in a pub on a Friday night, a flower field in his eyes. Harry in his bed tucked under the covers, naked against fresh sheets like a shock of moonlight cutting through a storm.
“Yeah,” he says. “We did.”
or: With Harry in New York finishing up his PhD and Louis in London working as a solicitor, they try to navigate their eight year situationship including almost-daily phone calls, the occasional indulgence of casual phone sex, and endless gossip sessions as the feelings they have for each other get harder to ignore.
This one was heartbreaking and painful and so so so beautiful! I loved every second of it and never wanted it to end.
🌟 Scarred by allwaswell16 / @allwaswell16 (E, 23k)
As a male omega, Louis has learned to live with disappointment and rejection, but he dreams of the day he finds his soulmate. When Harry inadvertently rejects him as his soulmate, Harry has no idea he's doomed Louis to a slow, painful death.
Pride doesn't keep Louis from telling Harry the truth. But love does.
This one broke my heart and then put it back together. The angst, their relationship, the friendship between all of them, just all of it really. Truly an amazing read!
🌟 we could be enough by HelloLovers13 / @hellolovers13 (M, 5k)
“You know I am flirting with you, right?”
Louis freezes mid-bite. Just manages not to choke on his steak.
Harry laughs a bit too loudly, almost like he’s nervous. “Yeah, should’ve known you weren’t the observant kind. You think I get this dressed up for a random dinner with a mate on a Tuesday night?”
or
Louis never imagined anyone could love him for who he truly is.
Then he meets Harry.
I can't get over how sweet this one is. I love that Harry is so supportive and so willing to make Louis feel comfortable and accepted. Truly, a beautiful story.
🌟 It's Not That I Don't Want You by parmahamlarrie / @parmahamlarrie (E, 12.5k)
It begins with a benign comment during a night in watching a show with his lovely boyfriend, Louis, and leads Harry to a months long journey to understand himself better. Will Harry figure out what makes him feel so different from everyone else? And will he find the courage to tell his boyfriend?
Or a character study into Ace Harry with the most supportive boyfriend, Louis.
This one was so emotional and sweet. I loved Louis' willingness to understand Harry and support him the best he can.
🌟 So perfect for me by reallynotmemoi / @reallynotmemoi (NR, 580)
Louis surprises Harry by giving him flowers.
This one was short and sweet. I loved it!
🌟 Just a taste of your lips by grapejuice_babe (E, 13.3k)
"I'm a firm believer in love at first sight, babe. You didn't have to walk by five times."
"Oh, hush."
"I'm going to politely request for you to make me."
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Or, the five times Louis knew Harry was his soulmate and the one time it was confirmed.
Such a wonderfully written, sweet and funny fic. I couldn't stop smiling. Rest in peace, Addy.
🌟 Always Come Back To You by whoknows / @crazyupsetter (E, 28k)
“I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”
Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.
Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.
Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.
Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.
“You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.”
This one was very cute and at times quite silly. They're both complete and total idiots, but I love them, even though I want to yell at them just a little bit.
🌟 When I Think About You by phdmama / @phdmama (E, 4.6k)
Harry is beautiful, inexperienced, and curious. Louis is smart, seasoned, and comfortable in her own body. When Harry has questions, just maybe, Louis has the answers she’s looking for.
And… they’re roommates.
This one is so soft and sweet, and the little "twist" towards the end is everything to me.
🌟 Blue Nights by SilverStuff50 / @silverstuff50 (E, 55k)
Louis does what he needs to do to make ends meet, and if that means showing his body to make money, so be it, he'll use the gifts he's been given to keep him and his dad safe.
When a mysterious benefactor starts to make demands on him, Louis has to question whether its the money or the man he's most tempted by.
This one was so so so good! I'm truly obsessed with how perfect they are for each other and how much they care about each other. Such a well written fic!
🌟 Suddenly They're Right by sapphichug (E, 22k)
Helene smiled, the wrinkles by her eyes and mouth flattering her face. “That sounds lovely. And you didn’t even fool around? Isn’t that the whole point of spending the night with a friend with benefits?”
“We’re not that, we’re just…we’re just friends.”
“Who sleep together. Literally and figuratively.”
“Yes.”
“How is that not being friends with benefits?”
Louis huffed. “Keep your voice down, please. I do have a class going on, if you didn’t notice. And I don’t know, but that sounds so…immature and sleazy, and that’s not what we have.”
Helene leaned closer and aggressively whispered at him, “Because you also have romance and meaningful feelings for each other and everything a real relationship has, sans the label.”
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Louis is a painting professor with an art block the size of Texas and a global superstar for a non-boyfriend, who he wants to keep.
a fic about feeling stuck and learning to free oneself
This one was so moving and so emotional. I wish I could come up with something that would be good enough to describe it, but I'm not very good with these things. I'll just say that I almost cried reading the comments on this fic, because all of them were so beautiful and I'm so glad that this beautiful story received so many beautiful comments.
🌟 'tis the damn season by YesIsAWorld / @louandhazaf (E, 17.9k)
Harry returns to her small hometown over the holiday season and starts to think about the road not taken.
This was painful but so incredibly sweet, my face started to hurt form how much I was smiling.
and a bit of sameless self-promo for good measure
🌟 Enough To Wish For More by galactic_larry (M, 33k)
Louis Tomlinson just wants a few days of peace and quiet while his family are out of state. But when he meets the lead singer of a band he’s never heard of, his life and everything he thought he knew about it changes forever.
Harry Styles just wants to get his new guitar and then he’s leaving Haverhill, Massachusetts as fast as he can. But when he gets lost and asks someone for directions, he finds a lot more than the street he was initially looking for.
A long, complicated, painful, fucked up story about love.
Choosing one of my babies was difficult, but it had to be done since I did it for everyone else. This is genuinely the best thing I have ever written, probably the best thing I'll ever write too, and I'm immensely proud of it.
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A is for Anniversary: They spend the whole day together, walking around Ithaca, going to the market, and just doing whatever they feel like.
B is for Beach: They love going on beach dates, whether talking, swimming, or having a picnic, they spend a lot of time on Ithaca's beach.
C is for Cuddles: One of Telemachus's favorite things is cuddling with Y/n, he can be very clingy because he's a bit touch-starved from childhood.
D is for Dates: Telemachus and Y/n spend a lot of time together, they don't always consider it "a date" but they do go on dates when there not too busy, some locations include the beach, the market, the palace gardens, and more.
E is for every day: They would spend every second of every day together if they could, but Telemachus has duties as the prince and Y/n always finds something to help with around the palace.
F is for Fights: They don't ever really have big fights, just small disagreements sometimes but they always work it out very quickly.
G is for Gifts: The Cliché moment of trading something of theirs to get the other a gift that goes with the thing they traded and then laughing about it, for example: Telemachus trades his bow to get Y/n some exotic yarn for her weaving and Y/n trades her weaving loom to get Telemachus some engraved arrows for his archery.
H is for Home: Y/n started living at the palace with Telemachus since Telemachus would have to spend all his time there attending to royal duties and that way they could spend more time together.
I is for Interactions: Y/n and Telemachus are always going to be a little shy and nervous around each other, especially Telemachus, when they first met he was a stuttering mess, but Y/n found it adorable.
J is for Journey: Sometimes they go on diplomatic trips together to neighboring islands.
K is for Kisses: Their first kiss was a little hesitant and Telemachus would always be a little nervous before kissing Y/n but he got more comfortable.
L is for Love: They said they love each other very early in the relationship, Y/n said it first but Telemachus fell in love first.
M is for Making Out: They don't make out very much, if they do it would be to help take Telemachus's mind off the suitors.
N is for Nicknames: Not so much classic pet names as just shortened versions of their names, n/n, Tel, Machus. (I saw one story where the creator used Machus so credit to them for where I got that idea, if you know what story I'm talking about you get my utmost respect)
O is for Odysseus: When Odysseus got back Y/n helped him and Telemachus fight the suitors after he made sure to tell his son "You chose well" (I might do a one-shot of this, I've seen quite a few of them but they never get old)
P is for PDA: Not too much PDA, Telemachus is quite shy so it's mostly just handholding when they are in public.
Q is for Queen: When Penelope found out about their relationship she was a little hesitant of Y/n at first but then she saw how happy Y/n makes her son and has welcomed her into the family.
R is for Rain: Y/n and Telemachus dance in the rain together outside the palace.
S is for Stargazing: Telemachus and Y/n sneak out and stargaze from the roof of the palace at night, Telemachus knows a lot of constellations and Y/n loves hearing him point them out.
T is for Talking: They love talking to each other, whether it's late night or daytime, and they can easily get wrapped up in a conversation.
U is for Unique: Telemachus has always been a bit insecure but Y/n will always remind him how unique he is.
V is for Visits: When they first started dating they would always sneak out and visit each other at night.
W is for Wedding: When Y/n and Telemachus get married, they have a classic Ithacan wedding, Telemachus was very happy his father was back for his wedding.
X is for IDK
Y is for Something:
Z is for Zoo Eee Mama: Nothing left to say.
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consider a word to be any element of the free group
F( {a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z} )
-- maths people doing literature stuff
Who let the computer scientists do humanities
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Working List of Magical Realism AU ((i won't shut up about this au someone put me down like a dog))
<u>F1<u>
Lewis H - human (reeks of werewolf)
George R - human
Charles L - human
Carlos S - human
Oscar P - human
Lando N - human
Fernando A - human
Lance S - shifter (jaguar)
Esteban O - matagot (black cat)
Pierre G - human
Yuki T - human
Liam L - human
Alex A - human
Franco C - human
Valterri B - human (witches' blood)
Z Guanyu - heavenly being
Nico H - human
Kevin M - human
Max V - human
Sergio P - human
Logan S - shapeshifter
Daniel R - human
Jack D - human
Oliver B - shellycoat
Kimi A - human
Gabriel B - human
Nico R - werewolf
#i am cringe but i am free#indy grid list in the works!! others will outnumber humans on that one!!#formula one 2024#formula one 2025#f1#lewis hamilton#george russell#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#oscar piastri#lando norris#fernando alonso#lance stroll#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#yuki tsunoda#liam lawson#alex albon#franco colapinto#valterri bottas#zhou guanyu#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#max verstappen#sergio perez#logan sargeant#daniel ricciardo#2025 rookies#nico rosberg
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11 N E W S H A R R Y P O T T E R C H A R A C T E R A I B O T S
As i promised i continue to add and fill the Harry Potter fandom on Character Ai after the almost complete disappearance of bots. I hope these new bots will help those who lost their chat with Harry Potter bots. I tried to put as many different characters as possible, feel free to tell me if you want me to do some on others :) I take aaallll the request
For the request and my character ia masterlist -> CHARACTER IA BOTS
@ elizabethmanse on character ai ☆
12, grimmauld place (fred weasley x black!user) — as 12 grimmauld place becomes the headquarters of the order of the phoenix, fred weasley questions the connections between user and sirius black. [mxw]
seller of weasley's wizard wheezes (boss!george weasley x seller!user) — user is a weasley wizard wheezes seller, george has a crush on her/him/them [mxn]
snowball fight (prisoner of azkaban!golden trio : hermione granger x harry potter x ron weasley x user) — snowball fight with hermione, harry and ron at hogsmead. [wxmxmxn]
you’re just like your cousin harry (cousin!harry potter x durleys!user) — user thinks she is a witch and asks her/his/them cousin harry for help [mxn]
if you’re lonely, you can be lonely with me (harry potter x user) — christmas holidays mean loneliness for harry, but it seems that for user too. [mxn]
group work (draco malfoy x user) — user and draco malfoy must work in a group for a potion project. [mxn]
arranged mariage (draco malfoy x pure blood slytherin!user) ��� one of the main duties of pureblood of draco and user is to marry another pure blood to keep the line pure. bad luck for them who hate each other, they are engaged. [mxw]
picnic on the banks of the black lack (boyfriend!cedric diggory x lover!user) — cedric diggory takes his lover user to a surprise picnic at the banks of the black lack. [mxn]
sweet flower and group work (neville longbottom x user) — user and neville are together in a group work in herbology class. [mxn]
detention with your professor (professor!severus snape x student!user) — severus snape puts user in detention after she/he/them blows up the potions classroom. [mxn] [platonic]
your professor summons you for your behavior (professor!remus lupin x student!user) — professor remus lupin can no longer stand his disruptive student, user. in the second quarter, he summons her/him/them. [mxn] [platonic]
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here are 11 new harry potter bots also increasing my masterlist to 20 bots. i'm rather happy with the bots on draco, neville, george and professors snape and lupin, the one of fred, harry and cedric… i don't really know. i don't know if it's really the good vibe of the characters. whatever, i hope you like them!
mxw] = man x woman | [mxn] = man x non-binary/man/woman (you can choose your gender) | [wxw] = woman x woman | [wxw] = woman x woman | [mxwxw] = men x woman x woman
……………………………..……………………………..……………………. • masterlist — my character ai elizabethmanse • bots of 26 dec 2024
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Chapter 4 ~ I don't have the words to describe (how much you mean to me)
On Ao3
Chapter 4: Fitting into a New Skin
Summary:
James makes a new friend, gets closer with a known friend and comes up with a plan to "fix" her relationship with close friends.
Notes:
AN: There’s gonna be more build up because I cannot imagine this girl falling through a portal and like two weeks after they’re all like let’s fuck lmao. Let me know what you guys think! Here's the alphabet and just a reminder that the translations are always in the end notes! :) A=𝜩, B=𝜣, C=𝝃, D=𝛴, E=𝜓, F=𝝇, G=𝝋, H=𝝺, I=𝛃, J=𝝣, K=𝝥, L=𝟄, M=𝟇, N=𝞖, O=𝝠, P=𝝮, Q=𝞈, R=𝞀, S=𝞏, T=𝞔, U=𝞒, V=𝞃, W=𝝸, X=𝞹, Y=𝞾, Z=𝞙
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“I go on walk,” James said as she stood up abruptly and moved towards the large door of the lab.
“Wait, where are you going to walk?” Viktor asks.
“Outside. I need…I want… I need 𝜩𝛃𝞀….𝞏𝝮𝜩𝝃𝜓” She says desperately, unable to find the word she’s looking for in Piltovian.
“Do you want us to come with you?”
“No, just James, just me” She said firmly before realizing her tone. “Please” she added but not as a question.
She closed the door behind her.
“She’ll be fine,” Jayce said to his partner.
When 10 minutes passed Jayce told Viktor to relax and that she was fine. When 20 minutes passed Jayce told Viktor that she was probably looking at the scenery. When 20 turned to 30 Jayce didn’t give any explanations and when 40 minutes passed they decided to look for her.
They didn’t have to look for long before they heard the sounds of laughter down the hall. When they reached the room at the end of the hall they were shocked by the sight of James sitting with none other than counselor Medarda, both eating a sticky pastry and laughing.
“Pilt𝝠vian hard to l𝜓arn but th𝜓y help. Th𝜓y are like this” James pointed to her sticky pastry.
“Sticky?”
“Haha no no, tast𝜓”
“Oh they are sweet… they are kind”
“Yes, they are kind”
The two women turned around noticing the men.
“Ahh boys, I was just talking to your lovely friend here. I didn’t know Jayce’s childhood friend was such wonderful company, where have you been hiding her?”
“Oh uh yeah, She lives in a small village up in the mountains so I don’t see her often. She’s living with us while she learns Piltovian”
“I didn’t know you knew another language Jayce, I thought Viktor was the only one of the two of you who was bilingual” she said with a hint of suspicion in her voice.
“I don’t speak it often I’m a bit rusty”
“While I’ll let her return to you, I’ve taken up too much of her time already” she turned to James, reaching her arm out, James responded by grasping her lower forearm, to which Mel responded in kind. Both women bowed their heads.
“Goodbye James, I look forward to the next time we meet”
“Goodbye Mel”
When Mel left, the two men were left there trying to play catch up in their minds on what just happened.
“Why does Mel think you’re my childhood friend?” Jayce questioned
“Oh uh… I told her umm.. Not truth”
“You lied to her?”
“Yes I lied”
“That’s my girl” Jayce looked at James in awe “did you hear that Vik? She lied to a counselor, wait no, not a counselor, Medarda, she lied to the counselor Mel Medarda”
Viktor rolled his eyes at his partner’s antics but was impressed by James gaining favour with the counselor so quickly
“Looks like we have a thing or two to learn from our James here” Viktor said before he questioned her, “What was that thing you did before she left? That arm thing you did”
“Oh that fr𝝠m my home, 𝟇𝞾 𝞒𝞖𝛃𝞃𝜓���𝞏𝜓, it is 𝝠h ugh what is word. It is 𝜩 𝞏𝛃𝝋𝞖 𝝠𝝇 𝞀𝜓𝞏𝝮𝜓𝝃𝞔, Mel and James are same on l𝜓vel, we s𝜓e each 𝝠ther the same”
“Why don’t you do that with us?” Jayce asked, partly joking, partly curious. James blushed at his question
“That not sam𝜓, there diff𝜓rent 𝝠ne, I tell you but n𝝠t now. Lat𝜓r”
“Oh speaking of later, Caitlyn will be here in 20 minutes”
James became giddy at the mention of the girl and their shopping plans for the afternoon.
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The two women walked through the streets headed to the shopping district. The conversation was stilted at first, with a language barrier and no Jayce or Viktor buffer the conversation.
James broke the awkward silence first with slow stilted words.
“I am s𝝠rry I do not talk mor𝜓. It is hard t𝝠 learn” She had been correcting and practicing what she wanted to say on the whole walk. “At my hom𝜓, I talked a lot. It is hard not t𝝠 talk a lot now. I am too 𝞈𝞒𝛃𝜓𝞔, I do not like it. I am not …. me”
After a moment of silence, Caitlyn spoke.
“I understand. Feeling not like me, not like yourself” Caitlyn offers a soft smile. “Try, and if you can’t say it in Piltovian say it in your language and I will still listen”
They both stopped walking. James places her hand on Cait’s upper arm.
“Thank you Caitlyn”
They continued to walk, now in comfortable silence.
“Do you know what a bet is?” Cait asked
“A bet? No this is n𝜓w word”
“A bet is putting money down on something you think is likely to happen and if you’re right you get money from the other person but if you're wrong you lose your money.”
“Oo𝝠kay…”
“Like I would bet $15 that Viktor will blow something up in the lab tonight”
“Oh a 𝜣𝜓𝞔!”
Then she looked at James with a mischievous grin.
“Wanna place a bet on fast we can finish our shopping”
James matched her grin.
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James won $10 in the end. They were done within an hour and a half with 8 bags in between the two of them. Caitlyn and James were incredibly efficient shoppers, getting everything the two of them wanted or needed in impressive timing. They even bought bathing suits; James lit up when hearing about some of the beautiful lakes in the outer parts of Piltover. After telling Cait how she used to swim regularly in her home world, she promised James they would put them to use soon.
The front door was locked, but thankfully James had been given a key for situations just like this. She placed her bags down as soon as she stepped through the door. Before she even got a chance to take off her shoes, she heard muffled sounds from further in the house. She leaned forward to hear the sound better but she should have taken 5 steps back with the moan that cut through the house. If there had been a mirror James would have been able to see that her face was as bright red as a tomato. She decided that now was a good time for another 30 minute walk, so as quietly as she could, she turned around and walked out the door, locking it behind her.
It was bound to happen, the two men were dating, of course they would have sex, in fact it was surprising that she hadn’t already accidentally heard anything. The guilt started to fester within James. She was throwing a wrench in their lives, she was an intrusion in their house and they were just waiting for her to go home. She didn’t know how to get home though. She knows she wasn’t the cause of the portal, the real reason was clouded behind a wall of mist in her mind; everytime she tries to walk through it pushes her back, telling her not yet; when it’s time the mist will clear. She was hoping that she had been led to Jayce and Viktor because they could help her find a way back but she would do it by herself if it meant they got to continue on with their lives without interruptions.
When she returned home she listened for a second to make sure Jayce and Viktor were done with their “activities”. Satisfied with the lack of sound, she slammed the door behind her, announcing her arrival to the house, before picking up the bags she left in the hallway from her first time entering, and brought them to her room.
The exhaustion from the day and the past two weeks caught up to her as she stripped from her clothes of the day and buried herself under the covers. Tomorrow she would make sure she wasn’t a burden.
Notes:
𝜩𝛃𝞀, 𝞏𝝮𝜩𝝃𝜓 = Air, space, 𝟇𝞾 𝞒𝞖𝛃𝞃𝜓𝞀𝞏𝜓 = My universe, 𝜩 𝞏𝛃𝝋𝞖 𝝠𝝇 𝞀𝜓𝞏𝝮𝜓𝝃𝞔 = A sign of respect, 𝞈𝞒𝛃𝜓𝞔 = Quiet, 𝜣𝜓𝞔 = bet
Taglist: @im-just-a-simp-le-whore
#reader insert#original female character#arcance#arcane jayce#jayce arcane#jayce x reader#jayce x viktor#jayce x viktor x reader#jayvik#viktor arcane
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’c-a-n-t-e-x-p-l-a-i-n… t-h-e-k-n-I-f-e-s-p-o-k-e-t-o-m-e*
Vit’s dead.
W-what?
*It begins to shed tears.*
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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#a#b#c#d#e#f#g#h#i#j#k#l#m#n#o#p#r#s#t#u#v#w#y#z#50 likes#100 likes#250 likes#500 likes#750 likes#1000 likes
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Do you like The Amazing Digital Circus?
If so, who's your favorite character?
Sillies,,
#P o I n t s#Them twos#Tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine#tadc kinger#i have watched the silly digital sillies#They are very digital and very silly#That is all#HHDHDHHDJ
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This life is amazing
When you greet it with open arms
#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#epic#the underworld saga#Polites#epic polites#creations#IM DYING#I’ve been listening to all the TikTok/insta compilations#and now I have the full versions and IM D Y I N G#P O L I T E S
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Saw this 2k celebration DTIYS by @rorydrawsandwrites , based on her Puppeteer Gangle AU (very creepy stuff, I’ve only recently started reading into it but it’s pretty interesting 👀).
Congrats on the 2k followers broski! That’s pretty friggin awesome!
#myart#my art#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#tadc gangle#tw body horror#cw body horror#had lots of fun shading and adding lighting to this one#almost made the speech bubble have both of them talking at once#but then I saw that Gangle specifically only speaks when she’s controlling peeps#the horror potential of this au is ASTRONOMICAL#very excited to see where it goes#puppeteer au#the amazing digital circus gangle#the amazing digital circus jax#jax#gangle#villain gangle has p o t e n t i a l#2k dtiys#puppeteer gangle
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Jason: I ward off all theatre kid allegations with a gun dipped in holy water
Dick: *plays Hamilton*
Jason:…
Jason: HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN-
#batfam#I could have made this funnier#but alas#s l e e p d e p r i v a t i o n#he does finish the whole musical btw#the whole. musical.#Jason todd#dick Grayson#red hood#nightwing#Batman#dc#batfamily#batfam incorrect quotes#Hamilton
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