#that's YOUR wanker

[captainkirkk]

I started watching Ted Lasso. Hated the first episode because of second-hand embarrassment, and then loved the second episode. Is this show just one guy winning over the hearts of grouchy British soccer team by being friendly and thoughtful?? Ted is so nice it actually hurts me

[buckingham-ashtray]

john and sherlock bickering over the head of a very dead corpse might just be the most ridiculous thing in the entire show

[zevanthsnecromancy]

Seras you absolute muppet head.

[fcb-mv33]

He did not just say simply lovely on the radio what a slimy little boy ew gtf away

[sonics-atelier]

A bit of advice to the generic newbies joining the fandom 😉

[charmac]

Today I spent about an hour around/with Rob and I'm gonna write about it.

He recognised me from last night, came up and talked to us where I really lost all ability to calm or filter myself (which was, admittedly, already very little). He told me he's been seeing a lot of my Tweets and I asked why he followed me. He said he thought I had "a lot of fun and interesting things to say." I did not expect that, literally at all, I was trying to see if he knew my handle, @/pqdres, was for San Diego's baseball team, so I derailed myself from that conversation a bit lol oops.

The night before this he signed my S10 DVD cover on the plastic protector I had, so he offered to sign it properly when he noticed I had it with me again tonight:

I know I just kind of bulldoze over his words, (He said “Thank you for all the Twitter love”) but it’s because I had a script in my head and.. I'm sure a lot of you guys get it, lol. He didn't seem bothered, which I really appreciate.

He took individual photos with everyone who wanted one (like half the people in the bar (which wasn't even that many) had no interest in him) and when we were taking mine he asked for someone to shine an overhead light so we could get a good picture together bc I offhandedly said I needed to turn off my front flash.

I met him again, a little later at another bar (like Charlie and Glenn in October, he just kinda was walking around and hitting up various bars Four Walls was advertising at) and I apologised for my constant presence around him. The reason I stuck around was because I had one last request for the night, something I very much owed to @macdennissurvivor. I told him Emma was the person who got me into the Sunny fandom, and I would appreciate if he could say hi to her on camera. I started recording and then he said 'Nope give me your phone' and then went on a walk and recorded a 20 second video for her on my phone. I think that moment was a fundamental tilt for me.

I know I criticize this man a bit, but god-fucking-damn-it if he isn't the creator of my favourite show in the whole world, one of my favourite characters of all time, half of my URL, the reason I am writing and creating as much as I currently do, the reason I have made actual, real, deep friendships in the past few years, and he took so much time and patience with me, he recorded a whole video for my friend because he does fucking care. He sees us, this part of the fandom, and he appreciates it: that we’re a community and truly connect through his show. Words really can't express my emotions. Thank you Rob, for this.

[crowleyissnek]

Day 29 of: #ineffablemay2024

'Metatron'

Bloody bastard! 🖕

[uupiic]

Thank gods that’s over. The Unicorn Invasion, I mean. Everybody is happily dead, or splattered on the nearest surface (same thing, really).

Everybody but the wizard :)

Look! He got a brand new shiny wizard tower out of it! With a large fireplace! That’s what I call living the life!

From the ‘Keeper Of The Celestial Flame of Abernethy’ by Gloryhammer

[valdomarx]

"Fucking wanker!"

Roy elbows his way past Jamie into the locker room, shoving him aside with one shoulder.

"Pass the fucking ball to your teammates once in a while, yeah? Fucking selfish prick."

Jamie sneers and pretends not to notice the sour looks he's getting from the rest of the team.

-

"Oi! Dipshit!" Roy stands on the sidelines and makes a rude gesture in Jamie's direction. "We're supposed to be training agility, not fucking attention-seeking stupidity. Get your head out your arse!"

Jamie scowls but throws himself back into the drill, focusing on his footwork and moving around each cone perfectly. When he sneaks a glance over at the coaches, Roy is regarding him with cool indifference.

Ah well. At least it's an improvement on outright hostility.

-

Jamie punches Sam joyfully in the arm. "Nice one, mate. You killed it today."

Sam beams, and Jamie looks up to see Roy looking at him with furrowed brow. He sticks his tongue out at him.

"Knob end," Roy says, but he's almost smiling.

-

"I'm just saying," Jamie takes a step closer, getting right up in Roy's face. It's probably a terrible fucking idea but he's never been known for his careful forward planning, has he? "I know you want it."

Roy's jaw twitches and his face is like a storm cloud. Jamie has a horrible feeling he might be about to get decked.

"Fucking dickhead," Roy says, before shoving him up against the wall and kissing him breathless.

-

It's a hell of a goal. Jamie is 30 yards out and his teammates are keeping the defence busy when the ball drops at his feet. He looks down the length of the field and he doesn't even have to think: he dodges a quick faint and punts it hard, a wildly arcing curve down toward goal and past the keeper's hands.

The crowd erupts.

Dani and Isaac land on him first, then the rest of the team pile on top of him with cheers and whoops. When he emerges from under the pile he looks over to the coach's box where Roy is rolling his eyes.

"Jammy bastard," Roy mouths at him, but even from the pitch Jamie can see the way he's smiling.

-

The alarm goes off at 3:30 a.m.

"Urghhhhh." Jamie pulls the duvet over his head. "'S too fucking early. We can skip training today, right?"

Roy flops on top of him and kisses a trail along the top of his shoulder. "Absolutely fucking not."

"You're really gonna make me train? After the fucking blowjob to end all blowjobs I gave you last night?"

"Yup." Roy pops the p in a way that means he's having fun. Jamie can tell even with his face buried in the pillow.

Jamie sighs and throws off the duvet, rolling over until Roy is in his arms. He's got pillow creases on his cheek and he's smiling at Jamie like he's the fucking sun.

Jamie kisses him, just because he can, and steels himself for an early morning run. "Fucking wanker," he says, and Roy just laughs.

[iindigoeyed]

it would be very amusing if season 6 does end up having amelie & felix stay in paris for many reasons, but one of my particular favorites is that since felix and adrien are literally identical, I imagine it might be hard for felix to go outside without getting ambushed by dozens of fangirls mistaking him for adrien only to be met with a feral yorkshire terrier of a british boy

[jessiesjaded]

everyone woke up on tumblr this week and went Hey, im gonna be a rude cunt to jessie about her gifs, apparently.

[riderkaitlyn5]

York: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Wyoming is walking in this room

Wash: *wheeze*

[chamerionwrites]

Every election cycle I think I can’t get more depressed about the state of USAmerican politics and every election cycle I reach new lows of despair

[faunandfloraas]

Nothing like having a tumblr moot who's so on the same page as you with things that one post from them saying "x is SO good" that you just immediately add it to a list of things to check out bc you know it's gonna be banger

[massiveharmonytiger]

Is it just me or anyone else think that Santiago was like that™ because Louis fell for Lestat and Armand, but barely noticed him.

[courfee]

“So, tell me what you know.” “Like, in general?” James asks. Regulus turns his head to give him an unimpressed glare. “Of course, James, just tell me every single thing you know. Can’t take very long after all.” Merlin, James loves Regulus’ glare. He’d gladly let himself be cut open by those sharp eyes. “No, idiot,” Regulus continues and he might as well have called him love by the way it makes James grin. “Tell me what you know about the night sky.” “Oh. Right.” James looks away from the star next to him and up towards the less bright shining ones in the vastness hanging above him. He studies the speckless for a while before lifting his hand and pointing at the thin, silver sickle. “That’s the moon,” he says.

the next chapter is here! all the exciting things happen in this one :)