#little wanker

[fcb-mv33]

He did not just say simply lovely on the radio what a slimy little boy ew gtf away

[megaemprezzz]

Fucking spider fell into my bra today, how are we all?😭

[ofmermaidstories]

got myself an icecream last night as a treat for continuing to exist and the kid working there gave me a bunch free-scoop coupons AND set me up with a rewards card WITH bonus points AND gave me a discount on my cone hehehehh. 😎 🍨

(actually i feel terrible for her because she vented a little about how people had been rude and it’s like—goddamnit. why are people such ASSHOLES? like be kind in general but ESPECIALLY be kind to your fucking servers and DOUBLE ESPECIALLY when they’re literal fucking kids, you piss-drinking wankers. the only reason she set me up so good was because i used my bare-basic fucking manners, like, are you seriously telling me there are grown adults out there who don’t know how to say hello and please and thank-you? that’s rhetorical, i know there aren’t the assholes are everywhere, it just makes me mad LMFAOOOO. off-topic but the mouse is unrelated, just cute; it’s from meri meri!!! i use them for my christmas dinner decorations and if you have/know children they do great birthday stuff too (i mean, u can also use them for adult birthdays 😎 don’t let labels stop u from having fun). look at this little miss. she’s ready for a day at the beach AND her house is an icecream, it’s perfect.)

[hunterevie]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.

This is a place for positivity. If you wanna have a go at me do it in a way that I can block your sorry ass not behind an anonymous little dm.

Now I will log off but only because, unlike the person who just sent me an anon message, I actually have a life and interests outside of this fandom.

If you don’t like my account, please block me and kindly go fuck yourself.

Anyway, back to building my car.

Also because of my rant. Have a nice gif.

Update

It’s taken 7 hours to do two sections of this car. 3 more sections to go.

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

This is the first time I’ve seen Lando’s “Who the fuck do you think you are? You utter bell-end.” expression and I am SO here for it!

His dismissive “Who are you?” to that total prick was the perfect verbal response but the look on his face says so much more. I love it!

Misogyny in F1 is, unfortunately, very much alive and kicking.

[thebirdarts]

Notes: the comms aren't strictly fashion these are just the two I've done as examples of the style, i usually do more dynamic/personal poses. The two original images are under the read more. im willing to go down to like £20 if its too expensive, any feedback is massively appreciated!

Muro in look 31 and Rametta in look 33

[georgeclarkewifey]

my guy friend is being a wanker :(

guess that means I’m gonna do more writing so peeps waiting on the GC fic you’re in luck

[courfee]

"i miss writing fics" is say while having written fics every single day for the past 9 months

[officialleehadan]

Taking a verbal shit on a funny post without the courtesy of a read more is peak fic wanker behaviour

You know what’s really funny, Anon? I have absolutely no idea which post you’re talking about. I looked, but I haven’t the foggiest.

So not only am I not sorry, I’m somewhat bemused. You must really have gone digging in my old posts, because I haven’t been all that active on Tumblr in years, and I haven’t done more than reblog stuff here and there in months.

You know there’s this neat feature on tumblr that auto-collapses long posts? If they bother you so much you need to hide behind anon to insult someone about it, you might go turn it on and you’ll never have that issue again.

But for my own curiosity, and because if I’m gonna make fun of someone’s funny post it might as well be the person who sent me anon hate, which post are you all butthurt about?

[the-crow-binary]

The love people show for the pink-haired BDSM vampire lady is proof that Isaac could’ve gotten fans who love him with his og design. Or maybe the world is still too homophobic for that.

Literally enrages me. And I'm someone who discovered Isaac first on NFCV and went "ew he's ugly wtf" when I first saw how he looked in the games. It didn't take me too long to actually take a liking to the design and realize how much more compelling it was thant N!Isaac though :) (no one would be shitting on G!Isaac as much as they are now if there wasn't N!Isaac to compare him to. there would still be people, but less)

I mean at least Isaac's design have a sense. There is meaning behind his tattoos, his half-covered face, his clothes (and the lack thereof) all up to his sharp nails. N!Isaac has nothing, even his Devil Forgemaster UNIFORM is a downgrade and lose the sense it was supposed to have by not even having the Devil Forgemaster's crest on it to begin with. (I saw someone say that he looked "mysterious" because of his tattoos and no. No he doesn't. It's a few dots and two lines. It's the laziest tattoos, G!Isaac has the Devil Forgemaster crest embedded in his skin and his tattoos actually have forms and complexity you can try to interpret. what is there to interpret in N!Isaac's dots and lines?? MORSE CODE?? IT MEANS "MEIIIE" JUST SO YOU KNOW)

So it's already insulting that they changed his design because "bohoo he too slutty and BDSM-y he wouldn't fit" (even though you just had to give him clothes or smth), but it's even worse now that they literally took a HUMAN OLD LADY character (that could have been fun to have fight, to change from all the young-looking people) and turn her not only into a VAMPIRE, but a vampire with PINK HAIR, PINK EYES, AND A BDSM OUTFIT. And why? Because it's hot I guess. :) There's no other reason. I mean I'll give NFCV the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe they'll give an explanation in-universe as to why she is the way she is (just like it was explained in-universe what happened to Isaac to make him look and act the way he does. But no N!Isaac fans care about that since they couldn't keep shitting on G!Isaac otherwise). But yeah, I don't have much hope. NFCV was never smart enough to have characterization as deep and complex as the games could have. In the best way I could describe it... it's literally so american. It REEKS of america and it's culture and it's own view on things such as religion and gender and sex and politics. Friendly reminder that CV is originally a japanese franchise. So ofc the non-japanese creators had to force their own culture on it (consciously or not).

But honestly it looks borderline sexist to me. NFCV forced a male character to conform to the american standard of masculinity, and sexualized and slutiffied a female character that did not have any sexy trait before (since it wasn't the point of her character). And thus for no apparent reason. And people are literally applauding them... what the fuck.

[oldfritz]

another tragedy befalls the nation. a hardworking american has her guacamole repeatedly stolen by the criminal elements in her society. and he doesn't even bring the tea he offered in trade

[wildthings04]

[ciitrinitas]

anders is one of the few faves of mine where i think it is incredibly funny when people hate him. as far as da goes, my jimmies can be easily rustled by morrigan or sera bashing, but anders bashing? let me help you throw the tomatoes. love him dearly and deeply and he is poor meow meow-coded, but he is also very annoying and often unlikable. those are traits that i enjoy about him, but he's a very extreme, sometimes hypocritical person with Loud Opinions, and you can easily dislike him without disagreeing with him.

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

cant believe going through the compound just. made castiel sillier.

[kabbalicgay]

"Be the person your younger self wanted to be" I am very different to the person my younger self wanted to be & that's okay, actually.

[courfee]

snippet tag!

i was tagged by the lovely @messerflower

James is wholly overwhelmed. The noises around him are getting too much, the people talking over each other are too much, he can barely recognise words anymore. Everything is too warm and too loud and he feels like he’s suffocating. He stares blankly at Evan and Barty who are now both shouting at him, Evan, his wand pointed at James, and Barty, looking like he might only not be doing the same because he doesn’t have his, while Peter is trying to hold them back, also talking agitatedly. James has no idea what they’re saying. He just stares. And stares. And stares. Then he turns around and just walks away.

no pressure tagging @liastaylors @carrythispictureforluck @sophsicle @delicris @strwbi-laces