#little wanker

[fcb-mv33]

He did not just say simply lovely on the radio what a slimy little boy ew gtf away

[megaemprezzz]

Fucking spider fell into my bra today, how are we all?😭

[ofmermaidstories]

got myself an icecream last night as a treat for continuing to exist and the kid working there gave me a bunch free-scoop coupons AND set me up with a rewards card WITH bonus points AND gave me a discount on my cone hehehehh. 😎 🍨

(actually i feel terrible for her because she vented a little about how people had been rude and it’s like—goddamnit. why are people such ASSHOLES? like be kind in general but ESPECIALLY be kind to your fucking servers and DOUBLE ESPECIALLY when they’re literal fucking kids, you piss-drinking wankers. the only reason she set me up so good was because i used my bare-basic fucking manners, like, are you seriously telling me there are grown adults out there who don’t know how to say hello and please and thank-you? that’s rhetorical, i know there aren’t the assholes are everywhere, it just makes me mad LMFAOOOO. off-topic but the mouse is unrelated, just cute; it’s from meri meri!!! i use them for my christmas dinner decorations and if you have/know children they do great birthday stuff too (i mean, u can also use them for adult birthdays 😎 don’t let labels stop u from having fun). look at this little miss. she’s ready for a day at the beach AND her house is an icecream, it’s perfect.)

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

This is the first time I’ve seen Lando’s “Who the fuck do you think you are? You utter bell-end.” expression and I am SO here for it!

His dismissive “Who are you?” to that total prick was the perfect verbal response but the look on his face says so much more. I love it!

Misogyny in F1 is, unfortunately, very much alive and kicking.

[huellitaa]

ur not better than me for being a bitch btw

[thebirdarts]

Notes: the comms aren't strictly fashion these are just the two I've done as examples of the style, i usually do more dynamic/personal poses. The two original images are under the read more. im willing to go down to like £20 if its too expensive, any feedback is massively appreciated!

Muro in look 31 and Rametta in look 33

[phie04]

my guy friend is being a wanker :(

guess that means I’m gonna do more writing so peeps waiting on the GC fic you’re in luck

[courfee]

"i miss writing fics" is say while having written fics every single day for the past 9 months

[officialleehadan]

Taking a verbal shit on a funny post without the courtesy of a read more is peak fic wanker behaviour

You know what’s really funny, Anon? I have absolutely no idea which post you’re talking about. I looked, but I haven’t the foggiest.

So not only am I not sorry, I’m somewhat bemused. You must really have gone digging in my old posts, because I haven’t been all that active on Tumblr in years, and I haven’t done more than reblog stuff here and there in months.

You know there’s this neat feature on tumblr that auto-collapses long posts? If they bother you so much you need to hide behind anon to insult someone about it, you might go turn it on and you’ll never have that issue again.

But for my own curiosity, and because if I’m gonna make fun of someone’s funny post it might as well be the person who sent me anon hate, which post are you all butthurt about?

[the-crow-binary]

The love people show for the pink-haired BDSM vampire lady is proof that Isaac could’ve gotten fans who love him with his og design. Or maybe the world is still too homophobic for that.

Literally enrages me. And I'm someone who discovered Isaac first on NFCV and went "ew he's ugly wtf" when I first saw how he looked in the games. It didn't take me too long to actually take a liking to the design and realize how much more compelling it was thant N!Isaac though :) (no one would be shitting on G!Isaac as much as they are now if there wasn't N!Isaac to compare him to. there would still be people, but less)

I mean at least Isaac's design have a sense. There is meaning behind his tattoos, his half-covered face, his clothes (and the lack thereof) all up to his sharp nails. N!Isaac has nothing, even his Devil Forgemaster UNIFORM is a downgrade and lose the sense it was supposed to have by not even having the Devil Forgemaster's crest on it to begin with. (I saw someone say that he looked "mysterious" because of his tattoos and no. No he doesn't. It's a few dots and two lines. It's the laziest tattoos, G!Isaac has the Devil Forgemaster crest embedded in his skin and his tattoos actually have forms and complexity you can try to interpret. what is there to interpret in N!Isaac's dots and lines?? MORSE CODE?? IT MEANS "MEIIIE" JUST SO YOU KNOW)

So it's already insulting that they changed his design because "bohoo he too slutty and BDSM-y he wouldn't fit" (even though you just had to give him clothes or smth), but it's even worse now that they literally took a HUMAN OLD LADY character (that could have been fun to have fight, to change from all the young-looking people) and turn her not only into a VAMPIRE, but a vampire with PINK HAIR, PINK EYES, AND A BDSM OUTFIT. And why? Because it's hot I guess. :) There's no other reason. I mean I'll give NFCV the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe they'll give an explanation in-universe as to why she is the way she is (just like it was explained in-universe what happened to Isaac to make him look and act the way he does. But no N!Isaac fans care about that since they couldn't keep shitting on G!Isaac otherwise). But yeah, I don't have much hope. NFCV was never smart enough to have characterization as deep and complex as the games could have. In the best way I could describe it... it's literally so american. It REEKS of america and it's culture and it's own view on things such as religion and gender and sex and politics. Friendly reminder that CV is originally a japanese franchise. So ofc the non-japanese creators had to force their own culture on it (consciously or not).

But honestly it looks borderline sexist to me. NFCV forced a male character to conform to the american standard of masculinity, and sexualized and slutiffied a female character that did not have any sexy trait before (since it wasn't the point of her character). And thus for no apparent reason. And people are literally applauding them... what the fuck.

[wildthings04]

[ciitrinitas]

anders is one of the few faves of mine where i think it is incredibly funny when people hate him. as far as da goes, my jimmies can be easily rustled by morrigan or sera bashing, but anders bashing? let me help you throw the tomatoes. love him dearly and deeply and he is poor meow meow-coded, but he is also very annoying and often unlikable. those are traits that i enjoy about him, but he's a very extreme, sometimes hypocritical person with Loud Opinions, and you can easily dislike him without disagreeing with him.

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

cant believe going through the compound just. made castiel sillier.

[nosexbf]

My hopes of losing my virginity to a woman I was in love with and trusted with my most humiliating secrets was something that I never thought I'd experience until I met my ex girlfriend and I don't think I've ever been so happy. She quickly found out I was not a sexual stud and said she didn't want to be just a way for a man to lose his cherry so I must prove my love by understanding that she would not have any sexual intimacy until I reassured her but she was prepared to watch me masturbate in front of her and she would see how much it might make her feel turned on about having sex with me. I trusted her so much I didn't mind the HUMILIATION of my tiny penis permanently making her laugh and also the fact that I had a big problem with prematurely climaxing. She said she would have to mock me and laugh to build up my confidence

THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD A REAL MAN'S COCK RIGHT IN YOUR HAND YOU LOSER BUT I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT TO USE A FINGER AND THUMB

OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PATHETIC I THINK YOU'LL BE IN BED WITH THAT BABY WILLY. CAN'T YOU EVEN GET HARD? YOU ARE!!! F**K OFF AND START PULLING YOUR PANTS UP ON THE WAY OUT

That's what the first time I had ever shown my penis to a woman was like. I didn't have time to get my pants up because I immediately started ejaculating right in front of her as she looked at me with utter disgust at the way I was already shouting out as I was orgasming for the first time in a woman's company I LOVE YOU...I LOVE YOU

I got my pants up outside on the street and knocked on the door to ask if we were still going for a meal

[greencarnation]

"Everybody has the responsibility to condemn it, to condemn it in the strongest possible way, and let's just call it what it is. It's a complete breach of international law - the targeting of a hospital. There should be an independent investigation to find those who were responsible.

You [the BBC] have been watching the scenes and covering the scenes overnight, and people are rightly outraged, in the region and right across the world. This is just a complete and utter human tragedy. The violence has to stop.

There has to be a ceasefire, and frankly if you look at this issue stepping back from the current crisis, the only way we're going to stop the perpetual cycle of violence that we see flare up year after year after year is by addressing the route cause. The route cause continues to be that while we have an Israeli state, that is a promise that was made, we don't have the Palestinian state yet as per the 1967 border. That two state solution, that many of us have spoken about for decades has just never materialized. Until there is a concerted effort, until there is, frankly, an honest broker that is able to help to broker that solution, we're going to unfortunately see these perpetual cycles of violence continue for years to come."

- Humza Yousef, First Minister of Scotland, talking to the BBC about the bombing of Al-Ahli hospital