#that’s wild

[foldingfittedsheets]

My son's hockey team is doing a fundraiser selling mattresses. I don't know why this is a thing. I don't know who ever thinks, y'know, I need a new mattress, but let's wait so I can buy one from a 15yo boy raising money for new knife shoes.

Any chance we can hire you to do his sales pitches?

I MEAN. I guess?? I’d need more info but feel free to DM me

[stillgotscars]

happy belated independence day from your local neighborhood independent girlies 😎 see you tonight kansas cityyy

[fleshisfun]

[gackk]

Celia has Survivor energy

Girlie survived an apocalypse she needs a break

[kiki-or-bouba]

HOLY SHIT

[im-a-hoping-beetch]

The sudden realization that kataang’s first kiss (on the cheek) literally involves Katara claiming that it’s for… Zuko.

[eepymonstrr]

why the fuck did i open the app to 17 notes

[alaskan-wallflower]

“i don’t have a plan because im not president yet”

[caesurah-tblr]

If you had told me in 2020 that clingyduo got legally married, Tubbo sent the divorce papers to Tommy but he refused to sign them and instead wrote a fanfiction to try and keep them married, I wouldn’t have believed you. I barely believe it now.

[wilson-is-a-slut]

has anyone done this yet? is this how i break into the house fandom?

[koolaidashley]

No way

[namonaki-pharaoh]

Xavier being jealous of his alter ego. Yugi can definitely relate to this.

[beebopboom]

oh fuck

I’m not a teenager anymore

[poppy5991]

WHOMST?!?!

[patolemus]

god gave me adhd and anxiety because he knew i’d be too powerful as a neurotypical