#that’s not sarcasm
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
#it is hell on earth out here#got like 6 different rejection emails today#so much fun /sarcasm#job hunting
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Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.
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Thinking back to this panel, I think Tim has an opportunity to be the biggest little shit if truth serum gets involved.
Villain: With that truth serum flowing through Batman's little sidekick's veins, he will have no choice but to reveal the bat's deepest secrets.
Tim (as Robin): So whatever I say now will have to be accepted as the truth, no matter what?
Villain: Yes, because you have no other options.
Tim:
Tim: Batman called me dad once.
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#meme#memes#shitposting#shitpost#humor#dark humor#funny memes#funny humor#funny#silliness#satire#sarcasm#irony
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
#this isn't sarcasm at all i love to try different tasks i get mediocre at a new thing every year#i love to learn about other people's hobbies!!#i am having a great time#there are so many things to do who can blame me for getting distracted from life tasks that are boring when there are all these fun ones
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thank you staff for protecting your user base and good old fashioned family values by flagging *checks notes* cutesy lgbt stickers 👍
#//sarcasm#edit: the spongebob background is not part of the original post guys. it’s a filter so people know it’s a screenshot
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No you don’t understand me calling you afab isn’t me calling you female it’s me just referring to an event that happened in your life - where you were assigned female. Don’t question why I never call you a man only a “afab trans person”. I’m not misgendering you and if you think I am then you have internalized transphobia you need to work out.
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the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration
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always remember that you've never done anything wrong and never will do anything wrong, but that person who you don't know who just said something that mildly annoyed you online is probably actually a really awful person and you're completely right to harass them and accuse them of whatever you want
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i am a simple person
i like when things are mirrored
i often think back to the actual acceptance & quiet one 500+ y.o. might be truly longing for
#art is a coping mechanism#this gives me reasons to live#fan art#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#iwtv amc#iwtv armand#armandaniel#vampire armand#armand#iwtv art#iwtv fanart#devil's minion#since eric bogosian apparently cured my art block with his real life sarcasm and general competence y'all are facing the consequences
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#fanfiction#sarcasm and stiles#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote generator#bridgerton#anthony bridgerton x reader#anthony bridgerton#Anthony bridgerton x kate sharma#Kate sharma#Netflix#bridgerton season 2#incorrect bridgerton quotes#bridgerton brothers#bridgerton season 3
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#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#this is totally not inspired by an asmr video I don't know what you're talking about (sarcasm)#I doubt this lighting is realistic but he looks so pretty in it </3
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yeah man that group of queer people really are evil fakers stealing ur resources. for real this time yeah. no it's not dumb meaningless exclusionist discourse that you're traumatizing a group of fellow queer people with this time, it's a good thing this time. keep sending those people death threats and talking about how they're not oppressed enough you're really doing so much good for the queer community
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