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#I wish all flat earthers and “truthers” a very die#very very annoyed by a video a friend sent me about Chicago#where this idiot claimed the 1893 worlds fair was how Chicago looked BEFORE the great fire#but famously that happened AFTER THE FIRE#IT WAS A PRETTY BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT IT HAPPENED AFTER THE FIRE#plus all those pretty (and white mind you—that’s not lost on me) building he shows and alleged were permanent structures#were quite literally and again famously not permanent#they were basically paper mache buildings#meant to last only the duration of the exposition 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#and famously were left to rot#like#come on man this shit isn’t even hard and is not even slightly obscured in history#like you wanna say the Statue of Liberty looks like a painting of Lucifer…. sure#that’s not like…. provable I guess#(it’s sorta dumb but who doesn’t have dumb little pet theories sometimes)#but this shit is verifiable facts and isn’t obscured because all of it was a Big Deal#also he acts like the golden statue from the exposition is still around and it very much is not#and I know this sounds like I’m mad specifically about the Chicago thing#(which tbf I am p mad about because the exposition and Chicago history in general are some of my special interests)#but like he also has a video like this about new york and how it’s big apple nickname is satanic#and has flat earther as his name#like I just know he’s spreading wild misinformation and lies about so much shit#and it makes me TRULY angry#so like yeah I’m mad about the Chicago thing but that’s because I KNOW THE STUFF#I KNOW HES WRONG#AND I HAVE DONE THE RESEARCH TO KNOW HES WRONG#but what if someone else out there comes across literally any of his other videos and doesn’t know this stuff? a kid maybe?#someone in the right place mentally to be radicalized into this shit?#it just breeds more of it and I wish we would do something about this shit but idk what could be done#other than censorship but that’s just a whole other can of worms
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I'm seeing a lot of conwilla is problematic discourse which like. Fair. But also why are you talking about her like she's a mail order bride from a war torn country
She's a really classy escort in New York city I think she probably has enough money to not do everything he asks her to and it's pretty clear that Connor is always very aware that she could leave at any time
#like idk i think thats an inportant part of it right?#conwilla isnt neccessarily supposed to be fucked up its supposed to be completely transactional#if willa comes back and she doesnt love mr thats fine too#like. he knows shes unhappy and thats fucked up but also he is paying her a salary to be his girlfriend so to him its kinda her business#to be unhappy i guess? bc she accepted the job offer and shes free to go whenever#which again is fucked up but not the way ive been seeing ppl talk about#most of those takes seem to really remove a lot of her agency and act like hes financially abusing her#when like idk. connors salaried girlfriend was provably a pretty sweet gig for her#shes like#on retainer
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Rebloging this because the last time I saw this was on pinterest for some reason. Its a wonderful thing that everyone should have at least seen once. 10/10 would look for it again in a few months
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
#my hyperfixation approves#I wonder how old this is?#Provably ancient in internet time#More like as old as dirt itself#How i love tumblr#Its full of weird people#I am weird people though#So it's fine#I am among my kind#No this was not supposed to be an among us reference#Oh well that meme is definetly six feet under already#Hehe I just l9oked back and somebody called it a dinosaur of a post#I guess thats true#I love dinosaurs#Especially the ones with the long neck whose name i forgot#Forgive me long neck dinosaur#I have a below average short term memory#I even have the IQ test to back it up
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I keep trying to gotcha my brain out of anxiety by thinking like well what can I do about it right now with what I have because often it's tangibly nothing but unfortunately I can always Plan and I don't really know how to respond to that because it seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do when there's nothing else
#brinn's marble run#I guess it's worth striving for improvement even if perfect efficiency is impossible#both personally and generally#many of my problems at this stage could probably be solved by bouncing my thought processes off of another person#but I can only just barely and occasionally put into words any of this shit anyway so like#would love a second opinion but no I cannot verbalize what I would like the opinion on#no one listened when I was a kid so I just pretended nothing was wrong as best as I could#which I guess I still do#self realization sucks at least when I was numb I had some money#although I couldn't have prevented a pandemic#and I provably couldn't have avoided the mega intense burnout#I guess there's never anything I could have done because if I'd done it it'd be different#which brings me back around to planning something I can always do#I feel like a fucking rabbit too focused on threats to notice what's happening in my own body
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Okay so like. You know your own name as a kid, right?
You remember how it sounds, how your parents say it, how your friends say it- you learn how to spell it, and maybe even what it means and why it was given to you, and it's yours.
It's not a tangible, physical thing, like your hair or your fingernails, but it's yours. It belongs to you.
So, like. Imagine there comes a point in life where everyone gets their name tattooed to their forehead, or something.
Could be when they're two. Could be when they're twenty. Hell, it could be when they're eighty, or ninety-nine, or whenever. But it's everybody, and it's inevitable, and it happens.
Now imagine the time comes for you, and you get up after and look in the mirror and realize they spelled it wrong.
And you have to go outside and live your life in a world where everybody is so totally used to knowing people's names on sight that not a single person second-guesses that your parents named you Susam, or Ahley, or Benjabib.
And you know it's wrong, every time you hear it, but you can choose to explain every single time- every time you're called in a coffee queue, every time a teacher picks you in class, every time you meet a new person or bump into a stranger or are greeted on the street, by children and employers and door-to-door salesmen and your fucking waitress- or you can kind of just learn to grit your teeth and ignore it.
You still notice, of course- maybe you learn to accept it, maybe you hate it every time, but whether you do anything about it or not, you still know. You know people have the wrong word for you in your head.
You know they still mean YOU, but it's not you.
So what's your solution?
Do you shrug, decide it doesn't matter, and go about your life?
Do you smear the typo over with foundation, pencil in new letters every morning?
Do you stare into the mirror sometimes and think, "wow, I should really get that fixed"?
Maybe you save up your money and get it removed, or covered up, or changed to something else. Maybe the whole damn thing was wrong, and you've been a Jacob running around as a Hailey this whole damn time.
That's the best way to explain it. It's not an easily-provable thing, or a demonstrable thing, or a feeling I can one-for-one substitute as something else-
but that's what it's like to know you're not a girl.
#Based on a conversation with a family member#It's fine if you don't get it Brendo that probably means you haven't experienced it#Oh sorry “Brenda”#My bad
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Fanfic Plagiarism alert!
Attention, especially for the people in the following fandoms: Mission: Impossible (specifically Benthan) and Top Gun Maverick.
It brings me no joy to say that we have a big problem in these fandoms - a shameless serial plagiarist who copies other people's fanfics from other fandoms, changes character names and sometimes a few desciptions of the settings or adds a few sentences or paragraphs when they feel generous, and posts them as their own. It is literally Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V type of thing.
My friends and I have reported this person repeatedly on ao3, but we still have not received any response from the staff.
Seeing posts from fellow Benthan fans who are excited about the fact that we are getting close to having 1000 Benthan fics on ao3 makes me sad because of this, because I know quite a few of them are just not legit, and, since ao3 has not responded in months, I guess I have to do a good old public call-out.
This person is known on ao3 by the pen name rosexpetals. If they are reading this, I can only recommend them to delete the stolen works (not just the ones listed in this post, if more are stolen, they can be found later anyway) and take a long look at themselves and reflect on their actions. I wish for them to discover the actual joys of writing something of their own, of expressing their own feelings instead of hijacking other people's.
Below the cut are the links to the works and their sources that I and a couple of friends were able to find using just a simple quick Google search. Out of their 96 published fics, at least 29 are provably stolen (and those are just the ones we were able to find via simple searches), which gives off a strong feeling that none of their work is really original. Some of them were copied from the same source twice. 9 more fics are copies of each other, but in different fandoms (very likely just copied from the same sources). As you will see below, sometimes they didn't even bother to change the title of the original fic they were stealing from or its summary:
Fandom: Mission: Impossible (Benthan)
Fic: where's the trophy? (he just comes running over to me) Plagiarized from: where's the trophy? (he just comes running over to me) (by riceenthusiast)
Fic: and i'll hold onto you Plagiarized from: Tender Loving Care (by as_with_a_sunbeam)
Fic: bedroom eyes like a remedy Plagiarized from: Keep Me Afloat (by Atalia_Gold)
Fic: i'm sinking, our fingers entwined Plagiarized from: Kisses to Make it Better (by steviewashere)
Fic: the way you hold me (is actually what's holy) Plagiarized from: scars. (by letthesongtakeflight)
Fic: call it what you want to Plagiarized from: care & feeding (by glim)
Fic: my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand Plagiarized from: Their Fingers Run With Blood (by FoundInTheStars)
Fic: cause saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts Plagiarized from: Shrill Wails That Steal The Air (by Metalbvcky)
Fic: wherever you stray, i follow Plagiarized from: the fate of a con (by shrewritesall)
Fic: fall into me and i'll catch you, darlin' Plagiarized from: Safety II (by zozofia)
Fic: i hear the sound of my own voice, asking you to stay Plagiarized from: ['til you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn] (by tacos_are_tasty)
Fic: all's well that ends well to end up with you Plagiarized from: would it be enough if i could never give you peace? (by playthetyrants)
Fic: this most assuredly counts Plagiarized from: Must've Done Something Right (by fides_rationem)
Fic: something to rely on Plagiarized from: Unguarded (by trufflemores)
Fic: your string of lights is still bright to me Plagiarized from: your string of lights is still bright to me (by blueberriesandcream)
Fandom: Top Gun: Maverick
Fic: bigger than the whole sky Plagiarized from: Bigger Than The Whole Sky (by catrasredemption)
Fic: look at this godforsaken mess that you made me Plagiarized from: for you i would ruin myself (by mraudersmoon)
Fic: i love you, i adore you (i lay my life before you) Plagiarized from: All That I've Been Yearning For (by Sokkas_First_Fangirl)
Fic: starry eyes sparkin' up my darkest night Plagiarized from: Of Speeches and Sofas (by as_with_a_sunbeam)
Fic: i don't wanna lose you (that's the kinda heartbreak time can never mend) Plagiarized from: would it be enough if i could never give you peace? (by playthetyrants) - yes, same fic copied again
Fic: you can see it with the lights out Plagiarized from: Tender Loving Care (by as_with_a_sunbeam) - yes, AGAIN
Fic: and i'll forget you (but i'll never forgive) Plagiarized from: Hold Me Closer (by sweet_symphony0)
Fic: you can hear it in the silence (you can feel it on the way home) Plagiarized from: I'd search you in all of my lives (by sunflwrs)
Fic: and my destination (makes it worth the while) Plagiarized from: Pushing Through The Darkness (Still Another Mile) (by Sokkas_First_Fangirl)
Fic: give up on you, my dear (i will never) Plagiarized from: I Lay My Life Before You (by Sokkas_First_Fangirl)
Fic: as if you were a mythical thing Plagiarized from: The Ghost in the Attic (by as_with_a_sunbeam)
Fic: you drew stars (around my scars) Plagiarized from: Value (by trufflemores)
Fic: in my life (i love you more) Plagiarized from: Whistle, I'll Be There (by lovetheblazer)
Fandom: The Beatles RPF
Fic: can't ignore the rest of the world; can you stay and make me feel better? Plagiarized from: love me, always (by darkdisrepair)
Self-copied fics posted by the same person in different fandoms (possibly copied from the same sources)
Benthan fandom: sit with you in the trenches Top Gun fandom: you're all i want, i'll never let you go
Benthan fandom: i vowed i would always be yours Top Gun fandom: standing at the crossroads, no desire to run
Benthan fandom: can we always be this close? Top Gun fandom: in all your pain (i will carry you, always)
Benthan fandom: i know you're scared (and your pain is imperfect) Glee fandom: i'll never let you go The Beatles fandom: my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand
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G-d being Jewish online is just like a minefield of finding out, at the worst possible moment, that there are so many more people, including people that until now you have liked and respected, who genuinely believe that it's fine for you to be tortured, raped, burned alive, have your corpse desecrated, etc. for the crime of *checks notes* living in a country that has been accused of serious human rights violations.
Bad news for Americans, in that case.
Leftists are really out here showing their whole entire ass about how much they [don't] value Jewish people's lives, huh?
#these people would never apply this to Americans though#honestly more than anything it's the double standards that fill me with seething rage#people are so fucking weird about Jews#like otherwise decent people just black out when they have to actually examine their deeply rooted antisemitism#and just become possessed by the spirit of Joseph Goebbels#the refusal to engage with the fact that Jews are from eretz Yisrael#provably#historically supported as well as culturally supported#eretz Yisrael is part of our liturgy and sacred texts dating back to before the Second Temple fell#there are tons of artifacts!#we belong there!#and most of the Jews who got there arrived as refugees#literally like#I'm not sure I could concoct a more sympathetic story if I tried#and yet.#and YET#does that mean I support every action taken by the Israeli government? fuck no#do I support the human rights and freedoms of Palestinians? obviously#but the incredible profound lack of knowledge or empathy for Israelis is mind-boggling#but I guess that's just the Jewish Experience(TM)#when have facts ever mattered when there were Jews to hate‚ ya feel?
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a while ago you said that Starclan cats design kittens and customize them with patterns and colors from their parents genes. So, do the clan cats raise any eyebrows when it comes to people who know cat genetics? Is there a geneticist who is holding their head wondering how these two cats have this colored kit while their starclan designer was just playing around? Or do the Starclan designers still have to stay within the rules?
Basically, do the humans notice that some of these clan cats are sparkle cats lol
I try to not get too "lost in the weeds" since the humans aren't the focus of the story, just taking care that they DO have real motivations behind their actions rather than construction crews materializing out of nowhere to Do A Chaos, but...
First, the genetics of cats in Albion are different than humans in equivalent Great Britain.
Partially, this is because I honestly just don't really enjoy learning about in-depth genetics or applying them realistically. I like drawing anime characters and writing anime battles, so they have anime genetics. But more than that, off-screen, the intelligence of cats has altered the timeline of this world.
If cats really were capable of higher thinking, that totally would have had some butterfly effects. I like dropping crazy alt-history and then not elaborating on it, because it's funny. Archimedes' cat helped him invent a death ray, btw.
On that note of genetics though, you guessed right. StarClan designers DO have to work with what they have. Whatever the genetics of this alternate universe of cats are, every kit born still abides by the laws of nature.
Which brings me to...
Second, the researchers do notice that the Clan cats are special. In fact, there is a "study of magic" in this universe-- Thaumatology. "The science of wonder."
(There's no world where magic actually factually exists that science isn't all over it lmao)
Thaumatology facts I haven't shared so far since it's all offscreen and just Bonus Worldbuilding;
It is a "soft science," not a hard one.
It has a LOT of problems with replicability. Thaumatologists and Quantum Physicists have a lot of in-jokes.
The most well known (to the point of being a cliche) is "magic and quantum particles both hate being watched."
Magic is highly variable based on a bajillion very personal factors, like emotion, environment, culture, personal background, etc, so it's severely difficult to re-create it in controlled environments.
Thaumatology has a lot of overlap with sociology, archeology, and theology, so people from these fields work together a lot.
There was absolutely not a dedicated Thaumatologist working in the Research Team early on, sadly.
It was probably discovered when the Battle of the True Eclipse blew out a bunch of field cameras.
It's pretty common that photography equipment fritzes out a bit during "supernatural" times like eclipses, but the damage was extensive enough to be noteworty
The Clan cats were initially notable just for the fact they had advanced culture.
Cats are usually comparable to crows and monkeys, in this universe. So cats with fire and a crude writing system were enough to SHAKE the field of zoology.
The fact they're cats helped a lot. The public loves cats, enough that since their discovery after Speckletail attacked a bulldozer, massive outcry has secretly helped the Clans several times.
The discovery that the culture also has Thaumatological elements is more of a goldmine for a scientist than the public, though.
It's common knowledge that "animals are magic," because humanity projects traits onto them. "Of course they do, they're cats...?"
The Thaumatologist is freaking out because "THE CAT IS PROVABLY DOING ITS OWN THAUMATURGY"
Most people don't know the difference between Thaumaturgy (the functional work it does on the world) and Thaumology (the study of that as a whole), so this particular scientist is going to have a hard time explaining WHY this distinction is so special.
(And possibly even offensive to certain groups, who would insist only humans are capable of this)
In any case, eventually there would be Thaumatological interest in the Clan cats, but they weren't there in the mid to late 2010s when BB!ASC takes place.
#One of the things I like doing with The Researchers is making them relatable to my scientist friends lmaoo#So I like imagining the mundane reality of it all#There's exciting moments that make it all worth it-- but they have to grapple with budget a lot#Or their subjects breaking their equipment#Or an idea not working out the way they imagined it would#And trying to keep the public interested in their REALLY COOL PROJECT!!!#I was reading a paper on the swamp project in delamere and felt Incredibly Violent when i saw that they couldn't extensively re-wet one spo#Because there was a goddamn Go Ape Zipline#SCREW YOUR ZIPLINE OH MY GOD JUST MOVE IT#BITE BITE BITE BITE#''We could not remove the nearby patch of rhodo-motherfucking-dendron because a landowner thinks it's pretty :(''#1000000 US National Park Systems kill this man#Better Bones Au#Millie's Radio Collar
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Why don’t people curse, hex and put spells on politicians? (I know that there are people who do that) but it seems like people opt out of using that kind of magic to help the masses. Idk what kind of question this is haha but if you wanna respond you can haha
Okay, I was gonna wait longer after Huge Bitch Monday to answer this one, but I've been sick for several days now and I'm tired of looking at this message in my inbox and getting mad at it.
You said it yourself: There are people who already put spells on politicians.
But magic isn't guaranteed to work and it's really not that verifiable.
And pushing "help the masses" as the most important thing for everyone to do is exhausting. Like yeah, it's nice to help others, but why use magic for that when there are other (and often easier or more verifiable) methods to accomplish the same thing? Volunteer work, donations, activism, making connections, helping your neighbors - all of these and more can count as "helping the masses".
And some of us do that but don't use our magic for it. Case in point, me. Hi hello, guess who does a lot of volunteer work in the emergency management and response fields? You can bet your ass that I don't use my magic for that because magic is my downtime away-from-work hobby.
Sure, you (general you) can use your magic to cast spells on politicians. But that's not going to change things in the same way that more direct actions will. Voting, showing up at commissioners' meetings, signing petitions - these often have more obvious, concrete, provable results than just lobbing a spell does. No amount of "dick fall off in the Olive Garden" curses are going to change someone's entire political affiliation to match yours.
Don't get me wrong, you can absolutely use politicians as magical guinea pigs. It's fun and gives you a guilt-free target for curses. But not everyone does that, and that's fine.
TLDR: Magic can only do so much.
~Jasper
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im not gonna reblog it and start a fight cuz i dont really feel like arguing with someone i kinda look up to, but a webcomic creator i follow made this post that was like "lol webcomic creators will make 1000 pages of a comic, start out rough, never edit the early stuff and act surprised when people dont read their comic" and it kinda pissed me off bc it shows a complete ignorance of the reality of webcomics.
if a webcomic has over 1000 pages i guarantee it has at least a moderate following, otherwise the creator wouldnt have the motivation to make 1000 pages. (although, if that theoretical person does exist, way to punch down i guess?) also, if a webcomic has over 1000 pages and the early stuff is kinda rough, that means their audience (which PROVABLY EXISTS. i am thinking of MULTIPLE REAL PEOPLE who fit this exact description right now) doesnt actually mind because they see the passion the creator has for their story and accept the storys flaws as the natural result of a comic artist getting better at making comics in real time. it is actually kinda COOL to see a comic artist improve, even if the early art is bad, even if the writing isnt the best, seeing the creator get better is really engaging for a lot of people. that is not something they merely tolerate, that is part of the appeal.
everyone is always talking about how perfection is an impossible standard but no one recognizes how that necessitates the presence of flaw. there are always going to be flaws. an artist is allowed to just accept them and keep going. they do not have to turn around and desperately try to fix them so they wont feel embarrassed anymore. and when you make fun of people for daring to have flawed art on the internet youre basically just reinforcing the fear every artist has that "my old work is embarrassingly bad and i need to hide it."
also, most of us are literally just doing this for fun??? youre just being mean to people who are having fun???? stfu???
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Thinking about how Logico has solved thousands upon thousands of cases, but Irratino probably remains to be his biggest mystery.
I mean, Logico only believes in things that are provable. And from his perspective, taking Irratino’s word, all of Irra’s methods should be a load of baloney.
Like bro should not know that the suspect with the same height as Aureolin had a marot card from talking to a ghost he knew. Or be able to deduce that Night had a bag of coins by looking at the stars. But that’s what Irratino claims, and most perplexing about it all is that his hints are always right.
If Logico ever sat down and questioned how Irratino might know what he knows, he’d just get more questions.
Irratino’s explanation for his methods is rooted in the occult, which Logico does not believe in. So does that mean that Tino is finding this information through other logical means and is just dishonestly crediting the occult? Surely not. He wouldn’t want to risk damaging the occult’s integrity.
So, is he just guessing? He might have convinced himself that the guesses he comes up with are proof of the occult. But he’s always right. What are the odds of that? Some of his hints are very detailed. Was he lucky when he just so happened to use a pendulum to determine that the tallest suspect had a stranglin’ scarf? But then again, the concept of luck can be seen as illogical too.
Probability then. How probable is it for Irratino to always hit the mark? Every suspect has their own singular weapon in their own location with maybe one particular motive, so the probability isn’t zero. But to do it every time, throughout all the cases they’ve done. How would he be able to nail the cases where he wasn't even physically there for? The chances will be lower, especially if he isn't briefed on the case information. How is it also that Irratino mainly supplies information that Logico didn’t find himself?
So many questions! I can’t answer them either. The only concrete information here is that Logico likes his cases the same way he likes his men: mysterious. And good for him.
#there is nothing straight about this dynamic#if I were talented I would've written a fic around this#so the occult is def real in the murdle-verse right?#this man is too complicated but we like that#murdle#inspector irratino#deductive logico#<3
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Hii! I am a miltishipper and I honestly love byler, but I have a small doub. I see people saying, in the first scene in s4 when Mike is reading the card El gave him, Will's binder of drawings is under his bed, and why do you guys know It? I honestly, at first, thought it was a binder with cards from el but yall seem so sure about it so idk hehe.
Plus I really don't understand why would they make the love confession scene, I get that the music playing comes from Will's words and all, but whu would somebody on the writers room just say "let's make a love confession even though Mike is gonna end up with Will"
Ty for reading hope you can address these comments
Hi there!
I understand your confusion for people saying that it is a binder of Will's drawings ahaha, it's definitely not confirmed to be, but the reason why people say that it could be is because, unlike a binder of El's cards, there is confirmed existence of Mike having this binder.
You may not remember this detail, but:
As you can see in season 1, when Mike believes Will to be dead, he decides to go through Will's old drawings. Mike has clearly kept these drawings, or had them given to him, because how else would he own them? It's also clear these are Will's drawings because they all have Will's name in the bottom right corner.
And this right here is the binder on his lap ^^
This is obviously suggested to be full of Will's drawings because what else would it be filled with while he's staring at other drawings right? So to byler shippers this is really sweet because it suggests that Will has been giving Mike these drawings for a really long time, enough for him to have a binder full of them. So we kind of cling onto this cute lil detail ergo...
...we think this is the same binder. In my opinion, it doesn't look like the same one, and tbh, I've never really subscribed to this view that it is his binder of drawings. However, I'm not sure why (when everything in Mike's room is very queer coded) they chose to keep this in the shot along with all the other important details. Plus, it's shoved under his bed, foreshadowing how he's shoving everything else deep down, while the oneway closet sign thing foreshadows him being in the closet lmaoo
Sooo yeah it's way more likely that this is a binder full of Will's drawings than El's cards because that has actually had an appearance on the show before and would have some good symbolic merit.
'Why would somebody on the writers room just say "Let's make a love confession even though Mike is gonna end up with Will".'
To be honest, we don't know yet. YET. That's the whole thing. It's very clear from his words that these are lies, they are provable lies. It's clear that the Painting plot will come back at some point because a lie just can't sit and stay a lie forever, especially not in a show like Stranger Things that confronts every plot point.
All byler shippers really know is that the monologue is untruthful and did not work to save Max. We know that Will's words are used by Mike and that Will has to eventually confess his feelings if his character arc is to be complete. We know that a rejection from Mike would be super duper out of place and a getting over Mike arc for Will would just be a cop-out repeat of season 4.
What we do not truly know for sure is the narrative-plot-story reason for this specific monologue. Meaning: it will come up in a plot point in season 5. We just do not know what that is yet. A lot of the audience that aren't active participators in the Stranger Things fandom do question why they had Mike be constantly talking about El all season, they question why Will was made to tell a lie, they question why Mike said stuff like 'my life started the day my best friend disappeared'.
The writers' intent was to make us question this stuff, and when season 5 rolls around, in Finn's words (or the Duffer Brothers' i guess) 'It'll pay off in the end'. So we will get an explanation and look back on the monologue with a new meaning.
my personal theory is that mike saying i love you actually made el realise that she DID NOT need mike to say i love you to her in the end. before the lab, she thought that mike saying i love you to her is what she needed to feel like she wasn't a monster. however, she went to the lab and actually figured that out all on her own!!!! meaning, the writers probably had mike say i love you to her to make her realise that actually, she did not need this after all. idk
TY FOR UR ASK I LOVE THESEEE
#byler#byler endgame#byler nation#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things#byler evidence#byler proof
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Working theories about the processes at work in the Babyfication of Cú Chulainn in the 17th-19th century Ulster Cycle tales:
All of these late stories position themselves as taking place before Táin Bó Cúailnge. This is obvious from the fact that Fer Diad is present in lots of them, but is also just narratively convenient for them, I think.
Cú Chulainn is 17 in TBC, so our starting point is that he must be younger than that.
Generally these stories position themselves as occurring after Tochmarc Emire/Foglaim Con Culainn. Again, this is partly evident from the presence of Fer Diad. Some of them overlap slightly with it.
Cú Chulainn's age in TE isn't stated outright, but following the Boyhood Deeds, he might be as young as about 6.
He must therefore be aged between 6 and 17 when all these stories take place.
Tóruigheacht Gruaidhe Griansholus, the oldest of these stories (1679), states that he is 15 -- presumably with the primary intent of firmly locating the story before TBC. The Ulaid are concerned about the idea of him going off an international road trip alone because of his age, and express this concern, but he does it anyway. His youth is occasionally referenced, but on the whole he is much as he appears in earlier texts: a skilled and precocious warrior.
Eachtra na gCuradh and Coimheasgar na gCuradh come next (early 18th cent). They notice this detail in TGG and decide to elaborate on it further: Cú Chulainn is younger than 15, and is going on adventures only in the company of other warriors; it is occurring pre-TGG, making that his first solo adventure.
Because he is too young to go on adventures by himself, and because those responsible for him are frequently concerned for him, this gives the impression that Conall et al are babysitting him.
Eachtra na gCuradh appears to take place before Coimheasgar na gCuradh. CnC introduces Láeg and by the end of the story, he and Cú Chulainn have teamed up, ready for TGG. Conall appears slightly less protective of Cú Chulainn, so we can conclude he is slightly older than he was in EnC, when he is very baby (and when Láeg wasn't yet on the scene).
His age is not stated outright in any of these, but I would guess he's aged between 10 and 14. This is based purely on relative chronology and may not hold up to close scrutiny.
Sgéalta Rómánsuíochta are the latest stories (maybe 18th century but preserved in 19th century version). They're not super interested in Cú Chulainn, preferring to foreground other characters. His babyfication makes this easier, since he can appear as a child sidekick (to Ailill Fionn, in the first story), or in a similar capacity to EnC and CnC -- the youngest/most junior member of a group of warriors. Across the four stories, he could be anything from about 7 to about 14 again.
Theories about intertextuality:
Tóruigheacht Gruaidhe Griansholus and Coimheasgar na gCuradh both provably draw on the Stowe version of Táin Bó Cúailnge. There are details that can't have come from any other version of TBC (or any other text that survives). They are not the same details in both texts, so it's not that CnC drew on TGG: both drew on Stowe.
Since EnC is probably by the same author as CnC, we can assume he also had Stowe.
EnC's inclusion of Manannán mac Lir might suggest knowledge of Serglige Con Culainn.
CnC alone of the very late tales (i.e. EnC onwards) includes Láeg, with characterisation details that obviously come from Stowe TBC. Again, it doesn't seem to derive directly from TGG (there's a detail I'd expect to see there if it did); both go back to Stowe and so have similarities but have developed them differently.
All of them are probably drawing on Foglaim Con Culainn; in some places it seems like there might be some reliance on Oidheadh Con Culainn as well. There might be some evidence of drawing on Oidheadh Chonlaioch, particularly the attribution of teaching to Aífe rather than Scáthach, although I know there are also late verse versions of this that might be a source rather than the prose.
SR may be more distant from its source material with heavier reliance on these intervening texts -- there are lots of phrasal similarities between EnC/CnC and SR, but Ó hUiginn disputes the earlier proposal that they were all by the same author and thinks SR are definitely later.
That's what I've got so far. I doubt anyone has suggestions because I don't think anyone has cared about these texts for a couple of centuries, but if you do, hit me.
I am partly writing this post so I can keep track of these thoughts for later, although my PhD corpus ends with TGG, so I won't be talking at length about the others there. (They may come up in passing, though.)
#finn is not doing a phd#ulster cycle#now corrected because i got confused between EnC and CnC in terms of which one contained Manannan#i have read so much 18th-19th century irish lately
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Also from like a sociology pov like unlike our world the aeons are actual provable reality like there is proof gods exist so the concept that religions exist outside of that like with the avgin is so interesting?? Especially bc the aeons form by ascension but it's not through like. Human belief necessarily?? So gods ALSO exist? Alongside aeons? Also like the way the xianxhou's concept of "omg life species" is literally "cannot be killed" and not "lives for a long time" bc their "short life species" can live for insanely long amounts of time (like qq said only 400 years or soemthing like she was young) but also also considering that like the xianzhou doesn't have an orbital path like what even is their measure of "year" yknow like belabog DOES have (presumably) planetary rotation of some kind bc they have day/night cycles but do they have moons?? Penacony is perpetually floating in some kind of memory sea which is insane on a whole other level but like do native oenaconians have some kind of evolutionary advantage bc when you think about it if the entry into the dreamscape is through the dream pools it doesn't explain how the people of dreamflux entered unless they're somehow evolved to being able to do that but also how long ago was that bc it's implied that their actual bodies are probably too deteriorated to function in the real world at some point idr if you die in real life while dreaming in Penacony do you just get stuck there?? If memory can mix with reality the way it's implied in the second part of Penacony does that mean that a lot of people are actually just afterimages of who they used to be? Not to mention when we join the express march says we no longer need to eat and rest as much bc the trailblaze allows us to keep moving on or whatever so it fundamentally alters physiology to become a pathstrider?? Sorry for the uh babble I'm very sleep deprived but it's genuinely so interesting to think of the worldbuilding aah
It literally eats me up that Imbibitor Lunae is the "moon drinker" and they talk all about watching the moon while drinking their baijiu because I'm like "Why does Xianzhou Luofu even have a moon? Where are they getting a moon from? The moon is FAKE?!" 😂
You are asking all the real questions here!
It's so funny how much there is to think about when you really start applying the logic to it, and some stuff makes perfect sense but other stuff really doesn't.
I'm constantly falling down rabbit holes thinking about these things.
There's so much to chew on; I know the game can never get into all these tiny details but I honestly wish sometimes we'd just get some breather events that really focus on nothing but the worldbuilding elements to satisfy the sci-fi itch in my brain.
I guess we fans will just have to do the work ourselves!!
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One of the most fascinating corners of Fantasy High lore is the existence of hardcore Helio worshippers. Because, in Solace,
hell provably exists
you can find out exactly who went there and why
In our universe, the uncertainty about hell is a massive factor in why evangelicals behave the way they do. Like, people love to argue with biblical literalists about how a loving God wouldn’t be so judgmental. But it doesn’t matter. God might turn out to be chill… but they can’t be 100% sure. And hell is potentially REALLY bad. So they’ll act on the assumption that God is the most ridiculous tightass imaginable, and maybe get pleasantly surprised later.
But for Helio worshippers, they can find out exactly what criteria matters (or not) for hell. They don’t have to be hyper strict just to be on the safe side. Hell isn’t this nebulous threat of infinite proportions, it’s very concrete. It’s also not eternal/inescapable. People can straight-up leave, given the right magic.
I wonder if churches of Helio explicitly forbid contact with other planes? I guess it could be similar to Christian prohibitions on mediums and contacting spirits (except that in Solace you can actually talk to spirits lol). Maybe they say it’s all a trick, that no one is actually seeing the “real” version of hell? But resurrection exists, and people do see the afterlife there — maybe they treat those like real-world near-death experiences, and say they’re just random neuron activations (which would be a very funny solution, because in our universe Christians loooooove citing NDEs as evidence of life after death).
Anyway, I think it’s an interesting area to speculate on.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#d20 fhjy#helio#kristen applebees#the applebees#bucky applebees#exvangelical
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I don't understand when people say Alya publishing the interview she had with Lila will harm her career as reporter and blogger, the interview about how Ladybug saved Lila ONCE, as if it's something a rare occurrence for Ladybug to save random people. The whole "I'm ladybug close friends" is something that she told Adrien and Adrien alone in the library. I swear people seems to like a selective memories and just picking things that fit their narrative or uplift their goddess Ladybug.
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While I do think the Miraculous fandom has a tendency where people misremember things and take all their cues from things other people claim happened instead of rewatching a scene or even reading the episode transcripts that are easily available on the Miraculous wiki, the confusion about which Ladybug-related lie Lila told to which people is an easy enough mistake to make, even I’ve made that one, although I was arguing that, even if Lila had made that lie publically instead of privately, it still wouldn’t be a big deal. It certainly wouldn’t be some kind of career-ending fumble for a hobbyist fansite like the Ladyblog.
Pokémon fansites and Pokétubers that still have good reputations have repeatedly fallen for “fake leak” hoaxes and reported baseless rumors as news. It’s provably nothing a little post correcting the misinformation wouldn’t fix. It especially wouldn’t be a big deal once you take into account Lila’s interview was only about Ladybug saving her life one time, something Marinette herself never refuted, almost like it’s her job to save people so she’s, in fact, saved several, enough to not remember if she’d saved this one girl or not.
The whole “that interview would/will totally ruin Alya’s career” take is nothing more than people wanting to punish Alya for not instantly thinking Lila is a lying bitch just because Marinette said she wants her away from “the love of her life”, because that’s literally all that happens in that scene. Although the desire to punish Alya picked up steam properly only after Chameleon, where Alya refused to join in on Marinette’s campaign to harass Lila and try to catch her in a lie. I guess these people think a real best friend bullies the new girl in school with you for daring to talk to your classmate you have a crush on and if she doesn’t, she deserves to have her dream crushed as the just consequences for her “wrongdoing”.
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