#that’s not how it works sweetie

[chrisevansstitties]

Hey guys, remember when Debbie Jellinsky was actively about to murder the whole Addams family, and not only were they not upset they sympathized with her… while strapped to electric chairs???

I just wanted to bring that up for no related reason.

[gatoburr0]

Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

[waddiwasu-sonic]

I just wanna say, I like your art style (*´ ˘ `*)

also say hi to my oc

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

[dykesynthezoid]

I think the funniest thing about scogan to me is that if you try to imagine it in practice it actually ends up much more compellingly fulfilling some of the tropes that the comics have seemingly always been trying to push with Jean/Logan. Which is just. Hilarious. Like the supposed (very old, tired, romance novel ass) dynamic they’ve often tried to push w Jean/Logan (esp in the new xmen era) is that of Logan representing some sort of… wildness or freedom to Jean’s restraint. That her “giving in” (yuck) to him is also her embracing… idk? Some sort of more natural, unrestrained version of herself and her power.

But it falls really flat with Jean not just bc of the misogyny inherent in the trope but also bc. She’s literally already done that. Like several times in fact. It’s sort of her whole thing. She doesn’t need to fuck Logan to step into her unrestrained power. She already, as a character, is supposed to be a vibrant, impossible, wild manifestation of pure creative/destructive will. (And really it’s kind of everyone else— and the writers’ latent misogyny— that keep fucking that up for her).

Scott on the other hand. Well. He kind of is the high powered female romantic lead obsessed with her job who gets sent on a work trip to a rural town where she’s forced to loosen up a little. Like for better or worse that’s kind of exactly him. He would fit alarmingly well in that sort of push and pull storyline. Which is so… good to me. That Scott, of all people, makes more sense on the cover of a Johanna Lindsey novel than Jean does. That him having that kind of dynamic with Logan actually feels way more interesting bc Scott is restrained to a fault, he is an insufferable, neurotic little headcase who would rather die than tell a waiter they got his order wrong. And yet he’s also the guy who’s admitted to actively enjoying riling Logan up bc part of him just wants to see what will happen. Which I’m pretty sure is called chemistry

[screwpinecaprice]

Kofi commission for ghoztlab of his Rainbow Quartz OC and his boyfriend's Sunstone OCs!

They're like. Fire and glitter 🔥✨

Thank you for commissioning! 😊

[evilminji]

@the-witchhunter >:3c I am choosing Violence~☆ Got a question you might like!

Who??? Gets the MAGICAL/ALIEN SUPER TECH/REALITY WARPING ACCIDENT SUPRISE BABY? Pick the two(or more-ish of) Most Interesting Combinations of Parents!

Romantically connected or intwined? Not even REMOTELY. Possibly not even co-workers yet! Could just be "oh YEAH, I read about that guy in the phone book!" lvls. Baaaaarely acquainted!

We passed once in the Watchtower cafeteria.

But NOW!?

✨️~ Baby ~ ✨️

The forces that be of the week just... fuckin HANDED one of them an infant. Maybe the child was sitting in a crater after some suitable impressive light show, who knows. Might have been a Wish or Machine of dubious province.

All that matters?

*gasp* A Child.

Wait... wait no. They aren't ready to be parents! Co-parents! With a STRANGER!!!

They didn't even get SEX OUT OF THIS! They might be married! Be gay! Or NOT gay! A robot! Non-human!

Frankly, it'd be fascinating (and just as statistically likely as anyone else) for one of them to be a SIDE KICK which means their mentor and every OTHER decent Hero in the area is gonna try and MURDER parent B!

And?

If we wanna make this DpxDc? Then that baby is? Either half HALFA oooor? What? Half ghost? Half human but limnal af? Is it a Fenton? Cause THOSE Sure Ain't Normal.

If TUCKER is the parent? But magic was involved? Are the odds HIGHER that the child will ALSO be reincarnated?

Things not taught in parenting classes~.

@hdgnj @babbling-babull @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn

[anti-dazai-blog]

wouldn’t it be funny if Fyodor had two living parents who thought he was just off at college but he was using his tuition money for terrorism instead

[mylittleredgirl]

love this lady btw. she’s in every c&c scene and i know nothing about her. completely unflappable in the face of Whatever The Hell. queen of just doing her job.

[felicitea-va]

april fools animatic

[dawnsies]

this is how i imagine giorno being in part 3 would go tbh

bonus:

[gentaroukisaragi]

[atrociousbby]

[meownotgood]

aki invites you to have a picnic with him and enjoy the newfound nice weather. when you get there, he has a blanket all spread out in the perfect spot, he brought your favorite snacks and fruit he peeled and cut for you. and as you sit down, he shyly thanks you for coming, before presenting you with a bundle of flowers he picked for you

[flowerakatsuka]

i said this to laur, but i feel like it deserves to be on tumblr, too. this post is extremely karacore.

[amywritesthings]

...i couldn't fight the urge anymore.