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bloodbending · 24 days ago

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol #that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard #remember fuck the technocracy 🫶

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batsandbirdsandothers · 27 days ago

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Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #duke thomas #batman #my art #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dick may have actually shitted his pants before #but why would he need to tell Bruce that #Jason and Duke swore not to tell anyone #cuz they brothers #dc

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brainrotcharacters · 6 months ago

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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

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iwritelmao · 1 month ago

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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

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bludpudding · 4 months ago

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DESTROYA - a donald pierce playlist

DESTROYA - My Chemical Romance

Tomorrow’s Money - My Chemical Romance

F.T.W.W.W. - My Chemical Romance

I Spit On Your Grave - ZAND

World Eater - Ashnikko

Cheerleader - Ashnikko

MUD - Dorothy

Black Wedding (feat. Rob Halford) - In This Moment

Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Palaye Royale cover

Maybe, I - Des Rocs

Gasoline (Live from Los Angeles) - Halsey

1121 - Halsey

#some songs I listen to while drawing him 🤍#do you know how hard it was to not make the whole playlist mcr #that’s his shit #donald pierce #xmen #my art #my posts

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birdmenmanga · 3 months ago

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they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick

#just thinking thoughts...#I'm not sure I fully agree with whether it needs to be censored at all #but I do really like how they've resolved the situation #look at yaoi with a sense of purpose etc. get personal with it. if you choose not to then why not #places I'd love to take hypercapitalist taiwanese brazilian dude so he can examine his discomfort with yaoi lmaooo #'bro you are drawing so much gay shit... your plausible deniability is wearing thin... are you sure you're not a fudanshi'#<- the correct gendering on this still sends me every time

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asweetprologue · 8 months ago

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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

#put him out of his misery #it would have been kinder #like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession #and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad #that's so EMBARASSING #it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation #i would have self immolated #dungeon meshi #kabru #laois #labru

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arkangelo-7 · 2 months ago

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Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.

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ruushes · 1 year ago

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

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otto-doctavius · 6 months ago

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Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

#i just know that if she fell asleep on his lap on the couch he would not move #when Wade is being annoying he looks down at her and is like ‘You see this shit?’#he lets her sit in the passenger seat and rolls the window down so she can stick her head out #tongue flapping in the wind #Wade is in the back seat #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #logan howlett #wolverine #mary puppins #dogpool #poolverine #implied? i guess? he’s dog dad wade is dog mom

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stickyvoidpaper · 6 months ago

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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

#Im ngl. him disappearing in comics just to reappear and do wacky insane shit feels like hes going through the mother of all manic episodes #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #tim does not want to watch Jason put the batsuit on and try to convince some other poor soul to be his robin #red hood #batfam #CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG I DONT HAVE FAMILY / FRIENDS WITH MANIC EPISODES

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a1sart · 1 year ago

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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #al talks about things #OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE #he isn't blorbo yet #but he could be #anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care #No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal #because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

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missroserose · 5 months ago

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