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bri-cheeses · 6 months ago
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| May 11th | Prompt: Lollipop | Word Count: 521 | @rosekillermicrofic |
Evan had a lollipop. He had a lollipop, and Barty wanted to die.
It wasn’t just the way Evan looked while enjoying his sucker, tongue gliding sensuously over the candy and mouth looking like it had been drug up from the deepest regions of Barty’s brain specifically to torture him. No, it was in part the fact that Evan was currently talking to another guy, talking and laughing with him.
Barty knew that Evan was only doing it to make him jealous, but he couldn’t deny that Evan’s plan was working. He stared intently at Evan and his companion, wishing the latter of the two a slow death.
Evan must’ve felt Barty’s heavy gaze on him. His eyes flicked over to where Barty was standing and he grinned, a languid smile spreading across his face as he took Barty in. Barty’s breath hitched as Evan sucked his lollipop, holding eye contact with Barty all the while.
Barty stared. His mouth may have dropped open slightly.
He watched as Evan’s expression took on a feral look, eyes still pinning Barty in place. He was powerless to do anything as Evan looked at him like that, sucker raised to his mouth, lips looking deliciously red as he sucked on his lollipop once more.
Then he raised a hand and curled a finger, beckoning Barty. And truthfully, who was Barty to not obey?
Barty wasn’t sure if his legs carried him over there of his own free will or if Evan had used some arcane magic to do his bidding. It certainly felt like Evan’s call was irresistible, that’s for sure. But either way, Barty didn’t particularly care once he was by Evan's side, staring down at the boy Evan had been talking to.
“Having fun over here, are we?” Barty said. His eyes flicked over to Evan's companion, giving him an unimpressed once-over, and Barty curled an arm around Evan’s waist and tugged him to his side. He didn’t care if he was being unfairly possessive—after all, he hadn’t been the one to start this game in the first place.
He was reminded of this fact as Evan reached a hand up to grab the stick of his sucker, pulling it out of his irresistible mouth with a pop.
“Yes,” Evan said simply.
The boy looked between them uneasily. Barty smirked as he saw his eyes fall to the arm wrapped around Evan’s waist.
“I, uh, should probably get… going.” His eyes flicked guiltily towards Barty.
“That sounds like the first good idea you’ve had all day,” Barty said, then jerked his chin. “Run along now.”
A sense of satisfaction washed over Barty as the guy did just that.
Turning back to Evan, he saw that he had not yet abandoned his lollipop. No, it was now resting against his lips, which were shiny from the sucker.
“I don’t think that you should be allowed to have lollipops,” Barty murmured down to him. “It’s entirely too sinful.”
“I know,” Evan popped the object in question back into his mouth, then grinned up at Barty. “That’s why I like them in the first place.”
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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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minjimunji · 3 months ago
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
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diabloku · 8 months ago
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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nekophy · 9 months ago
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AdamsApple? 👏
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batbabydamian · 7 days ago
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happy booping! 🐾
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majubengel · 2 months ago
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One Piece final battle
poorly drawn extra:
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qiinamii · 1 year ago
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we'll do fine.
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ppl on Twitter have for no reason I can tell rediscovered Mighty Jill Off, thee cute indie platformer abt lesbian BDSM from 2008. I have no idea why it's gaining traction again but I just thot u all on here wld like 2 b part ov that 2
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areyouscaredyet · 7 months ago
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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)
its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!
happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D
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chthonicgodling · 5 months ago
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Britney Spears just posted the entirety of the cursed video from The Ring on her Insta for literally no reason. This sounds like a shitpost and it is Not
I even watched the whole thing to see if it was like a joke edited in or something. it… is Not. lmao lmao
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askfordoodles · 5 months ago
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btw, just putting it out there that my hope for the Helluva Boss endgame is Stolas abdicating his Royal title and privileges and going to live with Blitzø and working for IMP as their accountant.
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Clearly, they have a lot of paperwork that they currently push onto one of their assassins (Full Moon) and Stolas has been established as a nerd who loves reading loads of boring paperwork (Oops).
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It would also tie in nicely with the conversation they had as kids (The Circus), and make it serve as very cute if on-the-nose foreshadowing.
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mikumadds · 6 months ago
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catasphy · 2 months ago
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Eyes
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
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